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(Time)   Do you really want the phrase "Ambassador of Buzz" as a job title on your resume instead of Marketing Manager?   ( divider line
    More: Silly, Ambassador of Buzz, job descriptions, Chief Marketing Officer, resumes, corporate communications, hierarchy  
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2957 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Feb 2013 at 5:18 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-12 09:04:31 AM  
5 votes:
My last company said they were looking for "rockstars" and then got pissed off when I trashed the office and set the copier on fire.
2013-02-12 01:07:06 PM  
2 votes:
buz [BareFark]
2013-02-12 06:44:55 AM  
2 votes:
I have an Ambassador?
2013-02-12 08:09:40 PM  
1 vote:
How else would I describe being a PA for the Melvins?
2013-02-12 06:00:12 PM  
1 vote:

dumbobruni: if I see more jobs with "ninja" attached to them at NY tech firms, I'm going to get stabby.

/Accounts Payable Ninja? Really?

You're right. All the ninjas hang out in accounts receivable.
2013-02-12 02:22:37 PM  
1 vote:

"If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe be anything you say."
2013-02-12 10:08:49 AM  
1 vote:

dumbobruni: /Accounts Payable Ninja? Really?

Accounts Payabo Ninjas are weeeak biatches, come at me foos!
2013-02-12 08:04:53 AM  
1 vote:
if I see more jobs with "ninja" attached to them at NY tech firms, I'm going to get stabby.

/Accounts Payable Ninja? Really?
2013-02-12 07:45:54 AM  
1 vote:
Ambassador of Buzz
2013-02-12 07:23:29 AM  
1 vote:
Ambassador of Buzz is a farking awesome job title within marketing.

Much better that the last job I had within the Priesthood of Yelling at Airplanes.
2013-02-12 06:25:29 AM  
1 vote:
This reminds me fondly of when I was on jury duty.  When the judge asked me what my profession was, I answered "Petroleum Transfer Engineer".

It was most amusing.  And for some reason, they excused me from the jury.
2013-02-12 06:03:18 AM  
1 vote:
Screening resumes from people who worked for Geek Squad always made me chuckle with the pride they took in their job titles.
2013-02-12 05:20:49 AM  
1 vote:
The Master of Disaster, The King of Sting, The Dancing Destroyer, The Prince of Punch, The One and Only, The Count of Monte Fisto, The Ayatollah of Hematoma...
2013-02-11 11:58:12 PM  
1 vote:
Long ago, I held the title, "Editor at Fault."  It was my job description, too.

My life's ambition is to be  a Senior Vice President of Nothing Much for Global Markets.
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