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(Buffalo News)   Oh sure, you start off with a little friendly discussion about mashed potatoes, but next thing you know the box cutters come out, then somebody throws a coffee table at you   (buffalonews.com) divider line 25
    More: Weird, Discussion, coffee tables, fourth street, mashed potatoes  
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2013-02-12 03:08:41 AM  
If I had a nickel...
 
2013-02-12 03:11:19 AM  
Okay okay, I won't boil 'em or stick 'em in a stew!  Put the cutter down!

/poh-tay-toes!
 
2013-02-12 03:11:23 AM  
They sound trashy. REAL trashy.
 
2013-02-12 03:17:55 AM  
If it's gonna be THAT kind of party...
 
2013-02-12 03:19:12 AM  
shiat, if this was gonna be that kind of party, I would've stuck mydick in themashed potatoes.
 
2013-02-12 03:26:04 AM  
BAN ASSAULT TABLES!!
 
2013-02-12 03:32:13 AM  
skins off!
skins on!
SKINS OFF!!
SKINS ON!!
(assorted slashing and screaming sounds)
 
2013-02-12 03:36:48 AM  
Only thing that can stop a bad guy with a coffee table, is a good guy with a coffee table.
 
2013-02-12 03:36:59 AM  
NIAGRA FALLS! Slooooooooooooowly she turned, step by step, inch by inch, and went up to the biatch who made the mash potatoes remark and slashed and hacked and poked the blade at her body!
 
2013-02-12 03:37:04 AM  

MadCat221: Okay okay, I won't boil 'em or stick 'em in a stew!  Put the cutter down!

/poh-tay-toes!


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Might as well face it.....
 
2013-02-12 03:46:42 AM  
Box cutter slices arm. Arm throws table. Table breaks box cutter.

www.rockpapersaddam.com

Don't you know pen missile?
 
2013-02-12 03:53:07 AM  
www.serialmente.com

Box cutters are very good at making points.
 
2013-02-12 04:20:20 AM  
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
 
2013-02-12 04:34:40 AM  
I remember my first time with mashed potatoes... it was a Niagara woman.
 
2013-02-12 06:52:50 AM  
If they forgot/refused to serve gravy with the mashed potatoes, I could definitely see the next step being a boxcutter.
 
2013-02-12 07:50:10 AM  
When I saw the headline, then the source, I thought "old first ward...", or maybe "south Buffalo"


Niagara falls?  No wai!
 
2013-02-12 07:52:26 AM  
The comments after the piece are just bizarre.
 
2013-02-12 08:01:18 AM  

Wodheila: The comments after the piece are just bizarre.


QFT

Four comments so far and three are blatantly racist.
 
2013-02-12 08:09:40 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Wodheila: The comments after the piece are just bizarre.

QFT

Four comments so far and three are blatantly racist.


Sometimes I think Fark comments are out of line... Then, I read comments on a real news website and realize we've truly got the cream of humanity's crop here!

/And, that's rather sad, really...
 
2013-02-12 08:25:42 AM  
"Mashed potatoes. Mmmmaaaaaasssshhheeeeddd ppppooooottttaaaaattttooooeeesss..."
"Mashed potatoes? Why do you hate mashed potatoes?"

AFX - Children Talking
 
2013-02-12 08:50:28 AM  
Came for the Moreland references. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-02-12 09:00:36 AM  
This is why 3 out of 4 families perfer stuffing to mashed potatoes.
 
2013-02-12 09:02:57 AM  
That's still pretty tame compared to barbecue arguments.
 
2013-02-12 09:33:24 AM  
Came for the pic of Gus Fring in a slicker, leave with a pic of Jesse Pinkman.

/Moderately not disappointed
 
2013-02-12 03:32:01 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Wodheila: The comments after the piece are just bizarre.

QFT

Four comments so far and three are blatantly racist.


 More now. It would keep the mods around here busy with bans. We are pikers compared to them.
 
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