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(Warwick Daily News (Australia))   You may be with the wrong girl if you have to fap alone in the shower. Especially if she then kicks in the shower door, catches you, smashes the TV, and attacks your mom to keep her from calling the cops   (warwickdailynews.com.au) divider line 21
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2013-02-12 01:59:03 AM
3 votes:
By the power vested in me, I now declare this a Fark AW ThreadTM.
2013-02-12 01:51:46 AM
3 votes:
I think Kiradikash is a rare exception. Every time I am hanging out in a parking lot or stairwell and I see a woman, I have tried to demonstrate how I masturbate, but they usually scream and run the other way. Women are generally afraid of masturbating men.
2013-02-12 01:28:00 AM
3 votes:
WTF is with all the "@blah blah blah"???

Do people not see the "reply" button???

Is this a hip new way to reference prior comments? Nevermind, I probably wouldn't understand.
2013-02-12 02:21:43 AM
2 votes:

BroncoFan_17: Ladies, you could be the hottest woman in the world, and give in to our every sexual fantasy. You could do that 5 times a day. We'd still find time to rub one out over some shiat that you just wouldn;t understand.


i.imgur.com

True.

/Don't judge me!
2013-02-12 02:17:09 AM
2 votes:
Ladies, you could be the hottest woman in the world, and give in to our every sexual fantasy. You could do that 5 times a day. We'd still find time to rub one out over some shiat that you just wouldn;t understand.
2013-02-12 01:51:14 AM
2 votes:
I need an adult.
2013-02-12 01:38:55 AM
2 votes:
Hey @everybody I'm gonna go finger my asshole with a thimble while my cat watches, brb
2013-02-12 01:14:17 AM
2 votes:
This insecurity some females have over their partner masturbating will forever confuse me.
-J-
2013-02-12 09:50:07 AM
1 votes:

Alex Broughton Butt Chugger: As for shampoo hurting your pee hole. Grow a pair? I've never heard this complaint before.


Prolonged exposure to soap can wear out all of the natural oils in the skin that need to remain.  Dry and flaky penis is absolutely NO fun.  A pee-hole that's similarly dried out can be excruciating during urination(and even dormant if it's bad) until it heals.

Add to that the repeated tugging, working that soap even deeper into the skin, and you can end up with a cracked and bleeding penis.

Of course, if you're a 3 pump marvel, you probably don't need to worry and have never had issues with it.
2013-02-12 08:46:14 AM
1 votes:
Wtf happened to this thread?
2013-02-12 07:11:41 AM
1 votes:
Don't you know, sweetie pie, all you love juice now belongs to me. Now be a smoochy bear and get out of that shower before I cut your dick off.

ryanseacrest.com

Oh, and as punishment for cheating on me with yourself we aren't going to make love for a week.
2013-02-12 03:05:10 AM
1 votes:

illannoyin: True.

/Don't judge me!


Never saw that pic before, here's more: NSFW

http://photoslaves.com/understanding-joshua-by-charlie-white/

My favorite sans the NSFW one

photoslaves.com
top one is good too, but could have been better
/just like the creepy factor
//original author talks about more "meaningful" things like male self loathing and embodiments of fragility and such
///pansy, if he didn't do cool creepy picks I'd want to scalp him and leave him dead in a shower stall
//Wait, what?
/Larger pics(if you click the pics) but no NSFW
http://monsterbrains.blogspot.com/2011/11/charlie-white-understandin g- joshua-2001.html
2013-02-12 02:15:37 AM
1 votes:

omeganuepsilon: Kiradikash: @lordargent Bwuahahaha. I have seen that before.

I used to let him watch me, which he asked if he could. When I asked if I could watch him, he says it's different...that he did not know why I wanted to watch him.

Assuming you're female..

There is an obvious overall cultural difference between the sexes when it comes to the acceptability of masturbation.  For most guys(as far as perception of the masses, and typically practice, at least in youth), it's something done because they can't get any. It becomes associated with shame if others know about it, and that's not even bringing in the whole "It's evil" from various religions and such.
 Even if explained it can carry that stigma in his mind, not to mention associations with surprise visitors who don't knock.

As far as women it's the opposite.  They can pretty get some whenever they want, so when they choose to do it themselves it's kind of hot, a sign of health and strength, a willingness to do what must be done, because none around are good enough to do it.(that last can also backfire and men can feel threatened as well....but usually we realize better a one off on your part than to go without completely)

Meh, i don't think it should be a big deal.

I see it as akin to wanting to close the bedroom door before sex(or even just sleep, I can't sleep with my bedroom door open[then again I've got really good hearing and can tell the difference in acoustics, very light and finicky sleeper]), even if the rest of the house is empty.  Sex for many people carries that issue of security, irrational as it may be, it's mostly harmless.

I also prefer sex with the lights off.  It's not a shame or lack of confidence, it's a control.  You now have to feel your way around.

Maybe he's insecure with people watching in general.  Just being seen in that state can trigger normal insecurities, a natural feeling of vulnerability.  Evolutionarily speaking, it could serve a purpose, being wary when in that state could be a ...


bit of a double standard, but it really depends on the person like you said. I don't believe it is a "gender" issue or at least I never had hang ups on my "performance art"  I could be wrong though.
2013-02-12 02:11:42 AM
1 votes:

Kiradikash: @lordargent Bwuahahaha. I have seen that before.

I used to let him watch me, which he asked if he could. When I asked if I could watch him, he says it's different...that he did not know why I wanted to watch him.


Assuming you're female..

There is an obvious overall cultural difference between the sexes when it comes to the acceptability of masturbation.  For most guys(as far as perception of the masses, and typically practice, at least in youth), it's something done because they can't get any. It becomes associated with shame if others know about it, and that's not even bringing in the whole "It's evil" from various religions and such.
 Even if explained it can carry that stigma in his mind, not to mention associations with surprise visitors who don't knock.

As far as women it's the opposite.  They can pretty get some whenever they want, so when they choose to do it themselves it's kind of hot, a sign of health and strength, a willingness to do what must be done, because none around are good enough to do it.(that last can also backfire and men can feel threatened as well....but usually we realize better a one off on your part than to go without completely)

Meh, i don't think it should be a big deal.

I see it as akin to wanting to close the bedroom door before sex(or even just sleep, I can't sleep with my bedroom door open[then again I've got really good hearing and can tell the difference in acoustics, very light and finicky sleeper]), even if the rest of the house is empty.  Sex for many people carries that issue of security, irrational as it may be, it's mostly harmless.

I also prefer sex with the lights off.  It's not a shame or lack of confidence, it's a control.  You now have to feel your way around.

Maybe he's insecure with people watching in general.  Just being seen in that state can trigger normal insecurities, a natural feeling of vulnerability.  Evolutionarily speaking, it could serve a purpose, being wary when in that state could be advantageous in man's more violent past.
2013-02-12 02:05:00 AM
1 votes:

darkmayo: eggplanticus: my gf caught me masturbating to this thread, so I am getting a kick out of this

cough.....      sooo sore...         go   on....    ziiiiiip


Do what poot_rootbeer does with his GF. Slowly and elegantly with pinkies out.
-J-
2013-02-12 02:04:49 AM
1 votes:

Kiradikash: @Jarod Cain

Really? I used to ask my ex to let me watch him masturbate. He never let me. :-( I had no issue with guys mastirbating. I actually encourage it.


Masturbation is like pooping. Yeah, you feel great afterwards, but it doesn't look pretty.
2013-02-12 02:01:15 AM
1 votes:
I admit it, I use different fap techniques when my girl is watching me than when I'm on my own.  Big Fist Style feels great, but it's not very interesting to look at.

Also, never in the shower, because hot water + spunke + knuckle hair is a bad combination, as is shampoo + peehole.
2013-02-12 02:00:16 AM
1 votes:
my gf caught me masturbating to this thread, so I am getting a kick out of this
2013-02-12 01:47:09 AM
1 votes:

Kiradikash: @darkmayo You got lucky. ;-) I should have left already...but I cannot decide which toy I want to use. :-P


Kiradikash: @WhyKnot Because I am on here using my mobile device...and it is not letting me use the reply or quote options. I wish it would...would make it a lot easier.


If your mobile is a phone or tablet with a vibrate mode, just download a vibrating massage app and give us the play by play.  No need to find a toy or reply to anybody.  Easy Peasy.
2013-02-12 01:19:35 AM
1 votes:
I think I know her.........or used to live with her.


/is she Jewish?
2013-02-12 01:15:59 AM
1 votes:
@Jarod Cain

Really? I used to ask my ex to let me watch him masturbate. He never let me. :-( I had no issue with guys mastirbating. I actually encourage it.
 
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