Kiradikash: @darkmayo I am soooo adding you to my favorites tomorrow when I am on an actual computer and not my mobile device. You have me cracking up so bad.
pheelix: #43[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x600]
MissFeasance: I need an adult.
pheelix: pheelix: #43[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x600]dammit its late. Wrong farking thread. Carry on.
Kiradikash: @Atomic SpunkDarn it...how come I am never the one to find that? I would watch. ;-)Maybe I am the exception?
Kiradikash: @haterade What is wrong with buttsecks? Cannot tell if yu are for or againat it by your post. :-P
Kiradikash: @Atomic SpunkDarn it...how come I am never the one to find that? I would watch. ;-)
Kiradikash: @pheelix Would that be before or after I pass out the lube to those who would get their panties in a bunch over that?
eggplanticus: my gf caught me masturbating to this thread, so I am getting a kick out of this
poot_rootbeer: I admit it, I use different fap techniques when my girl is watching me than when I'm on my own. Big Fist Style feels great, but it's not very interesting to look at.Also, never in the shower, because hot water + spunke + knuckle hair is a bad combination, as is shampoo + peehole.
Spaced Lion: By the power vested in me, I now declare this a Fark AW ThreadTM.
Kiradikash: @Jarod CainReally? I used to ask my ex to let me watch him masturbate. He never let me. :-( I had no issue with guys mastirbating. I actually encourage it.
darkmayo: eggplanticus: my gf caught me masturbating to this thread, so I am getting a kick out of thiscough..... sooo sore... go on.... ziiiiiip
Kiradikash: *masturbating...not mastirbation./darn stupid keyboard on a stupid touch screen phone with NO pull out keyboard.
Jarod Cain: darkmayo: eggplanticus: my gf caught me masturbating to this thread, so I am getting a kick out of thiscough..... sooo sore... go on.... ziiiiiipDo what poot_rootbeer does with his GF. Slowly and elegantly with pinkies out.-J-
WhyKnot: WTF is with all the "@blah blah blah"???Do people not see the "reply" button???Is this a hip new way to reference prior comments? Nevermind, I probably wouldn't understand.
Kiradikash: @lordargent Bwuahahaha. I have seen that before.I used to let him watch me, which he asked if he could. When I asked if I could watch him, he says it's different...that he did not know why I wanted to watch him.
omeganuepsilon: Kiradikash: @lordargent Bwuahahaha. I have seen that before.I used to let him watch me, which he asked if he could. When I asked if I could watch him, he says it's different...that he did not know why I wanted to watch him.Assuming you're female..There is an obvious overall cultural difference between the sexes when it comes to the acceptability of masturbation. For most guys(as far as perception of the masses, and typically practice, at least in youth), it's something done because they can't get any. It becomes associated with shame if others know about it, and that's not even bringing in the whole "It's evil" from various religions and such. Even if explained it can carry that stigma in his mind, not to mention associations with surprise visitors who don't knock.As far as women it's the opposite. They can pretty get some whenever they want, so when they choose to do it themselves it's kind of hot, a sign of health and strength, a willingness to do what must be done, because none around are good enough to do it.(that last can also backfire and men can feel threatened as well....but usually we realize better a one off on your part than to go without completely)Meh, i don't think it should be a big deal.I see it as akin to wanting to close the bedroom door before sex(or even just sleep, I can't sleep with my bedroom door open[then again I've got really good hearing and can tell the difference in acoustics, very light and finicky sleeper]), even if the rest of the house is empty. Sex for many people carries that issue of security, irrational as it may be, it's mostly harmless.I also prefer sex with the lights off. It's not a shame or lack of confidence, it's a control. You now have to feel your way around.Maybe he's insecure with people watching in general. Just being seen in that state can trigger normal insecurities, a natural feeling of vulnerability. Evolutionarily speaking, it could serve a purpose, being wary when in that state could be a ...
BroncoFan_17: Ladies, you could be the hottest woman in the world, and give in to our every sexual fantasy. You could do that 5 times a day. We'd still find time to rub one out over some shiat that you just wouldn;t understand.
darkmayo: bit of a double standard, but it really depends on the person like you said. I don't believe it is a "gender" issue or at least I never had hang ups on my "performance art" I could be wrong though.
TopoGigo: Um, I think I might also need an adult. It's like that one weird party I went to. I really wanted to leave, but I almost wanted someone to make me stay...*backs away slowly**a little slower*
illannoyin: True./Don't judge me!
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I bet the sex is amazing. Then again, 2 kids...
Tymast: What the hell is a 35yr old doing with 23yr old in the first place? They had to have gotten together when she was damn near a teenager still. Of course she's farked up and of course he's a fark up. This shouldn't be a surprise outcome at all. And he's still living with his mother?
LoneWolf343: Kiradikash: @Jarod CainReally? I used to ask my ex to let me watch him masturbate. He never let me. :-( I had no issue with guys mastirbating. I actually encourage it.Masturbation is like pooping. Yeah, you feel great afterwards, but it doesn't look pretty.
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