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(Warwick Daily News (Australia))   You may be with the wrong girl if you have to fap alone in the shower. Especially if she then kicks in the shower door, catches you, smashes the TV, and attacks your mom to keep her from calling the cops   (warwickdailynews.com.au) divider line 155
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2013-02-12 01:13:05 AM  
Sounds like a pretty average saturday night to me.
 
2013-02-12 01:14:17 AM  
This insecurity some females have over their partner masturbating will forever confuse me.
-J-
 
2013-02-12 01:14:27 AM  
I would rub one out to this...but I might get attacked! O.o
 
2013-02-12 01:15:59 AM  
@Jarod Cain

Really? I used to ask my ex to let me watch him masturbate. He never let me. :-( I had no issue with guys mastirbating. I actually encourage it.
 
2013-02-12 01:16:27 AM  

Kiradikash: I would rub one out to this...but I might get attacked! O.o


I already did. You're safe.
 
2013-02-12 01:17:58 AM  
*masturbating...not mastirbation.

/darn stupid keyboard on a stupid touch screen phone with NO pull out keyboard.
 
2013-02-12 01:18:50 AM  
A YOUNG mother with a history of violence has again avoided serving actual jail time, this time when she was in court over a fit of rage that ignited when she caught her partner masturbating in the shower.

This is a pretty loaded first sentence, Australian journalists.
 
2013-02-12 01:18:54 AM  

Kiradikash: *masturbating...not mastirbation.

/darn stupid keyboard on a stupid touch screen phone with NO pull out keyboard.


Darn semen and pubic hair caking down the keysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sss
 
2013-02-12 01:19:30 AM  
dvdmedia.ign.com

/highlight of the day
//all downhill from here
 
2013-02-12 01:19:35 AM  
I think I know her.........or used to live with her.


/is she Jewish?
 
2013-02-12 01:19:38 AM  
@farkingismybusiness Well...in that case, I'll be back in about 30 minutes or so. ;-)
 
2013-02-12 01:19:50 AM  
Kiradikash: Really? I used to ask my ex to let me watch him masturbate. He never let me.

Hmm, could be one of the following.

1) He didn't want you stealing his techniques?

2) Because you already broke yours off

farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-12 01:21:05 AM  
@Yogimus Lol. I almost choked on the water I was drinking.
 
2013-02-12 01:22:03 AM  

Kiradikash: @Yogimus Lol. I almost choked on the water I was drinking.


That's not all your gonna choke on. Heyooooooooooooo!
 
2013-02-12 01:23:05 AM  
@lordargent Bwuahahaha. I have seen that before.

I used to let him watch me, which he asked if he could. When I asked if I could watch him, he says it's different...that he did not know why I wanted to watch him.
 
2013-02-12 01:23:08 AM  
I'll bet the makeup sex lands them both in jail
 
2013-02-12 01:23:19 AM  
That just heightens the excitement by adding an element of danger.  Is she single now?
 
2013-02-12 01:24:02 AM  
@farkingismybusiness Ok...I did walk into that last comment. :-P
 
2013-02-12 01:24:07 AM  
*reads artcile*

Ah, true love.
 
2013-02-12 01:24:45 AM  
I bet the sex is amazing. Then again, 2 kids...
 
2013-02-12 01:25:48 AM  
The Aristocrats?
 
2013-02-12 01:25:55 AM  

Kiradikash: @farkingismybusiness Well...in that case, I'll be back in about 30 minutes or so. ;-)


go on...... zzzzzip
 
2013-02-12 01:27:22 AM  
@darkmayo You got lucky. ;-) I should have left already...but I cannot decide which toy I want to use. :-P
 
2013-02-12 01:27:59 AM  
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom
I bet the sex is amazing. Then again, 2 kids.


Well, it must have been amazing enough that they did it at least two times.
 
2013-02-12 01:28:00 AM  
WTF is with all the "@blah blah blah"???

Do people not see the "reply" button???

Is this a hip new way to reference prior comments? Nevermind, I probably wouldn't understand.
 
2013-02-12 01:29:20 AM  

jtown: [dvdmedia.ign.com image 420x178]

/highlight of the day
//all downhill from here


DAMMIT
 
2013-02-12 01:29:25 AM  

Kiradikash: @darkmayo You got lucky. ;-) I should have left already...but I cannot decide which toy I want to use. :-P


haha well EIP lets see how lucky I really am
 
2013-02-12 01:29:45 AM  

Kiradikash: @darkmayo You got lucky. ;-) I should have left already...but I cannot decide which toy I want to use. :-P


Gross, take this to email or texting or some shiat.
 
2013-02-12 01:30:45 AM  

Kiradikash: @lordargent Bwuahahaha. I have seen that before.

I used to let him watch me, which he asked if he could. When I asked if I could watch him, he says it's different...that he did not know why I wanted to watch him.


I was going to say maybe he was just embarrassed or didn't want you to know he needs a certain kind of weird porn to spank it to, but that is kind of odd still.  I suppose it could still be the second, but did he ever say why it was different?  I'm in the same boat with you though, I love watching.  It's a huge turn-on.
 
2013-02-12 01:33:02 AM  
@WhyKnot Because I am on here using my mobile device...and it is not letting me use the reply or quote options. I wish it would...would make it a lot easier.
 
2013-02-12 01:33:14 AM  
@doesnotcompute
 
2013-02-12 01:34:18 AM  
When she kicks in your shower door
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or the trigger of your gun?
 
2013-02-12 01:35:43 AM  
A YOUNG mother with a history of violence

intervistamag.com


the woman had smashed another TV

She really has it in for TVs.
 
2013-02-12 01:35:46 AM  
@Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom

Don't get your panties in a bunch. I am just playing...and it's not like the nature of the article topic is all flowers and sunshine. If you're still butthurt, you could borrow my big bottle of lube. :-P
 
2013-02-12 01:36:00 AM  

Kiradikash: @WhyKnot Because I am on here using my mobile device...and it is not letting me use the reply or quote options. I wish it would...would make it a lot easier.


Gotcha. Thanks for the feedback...thought I might have missed something.
 
2013-02-12 01:38:06 AM  
@PillsHurt He said it's embarassing because he probably makes weird faces, and a guy masturbating is not anywhere near as sexy as a girl. I think he was just self conscious and a bit insecure.
 
2013-02-12 01:38:55 AM  
Hey @everybody I'm gonna go finger my asshole with a thimble while my cat watches, brb
 
2013-02-12 01:40:17 AM  
@fingerassholeok
 
2013-02-12 01:40:40 AM  
@Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom

Can I watch? ;-)
 
2013-02-12 01:41:09 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Hey @everybody I'm gonna go finger my asshole with a thimble while my cat watches, brb


go on....  zip
 
2013-02-12 01:43:11 AM  
@darkmayo I am soooo adding you to my favorites tomorrow when I am on an actual computer and not my mobile device. You have me cracking up so bad.
 
2013-02-12 01:43:22 AM  
This is what happens when you don't fark a stranger in the Alps.
 
2013-02-12 01:44:49 AM  
This thread is making me really uncomfortable.
 
2013-02-12 01:44:54 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Hey @everybody I'm gonna go finger my asshole with a thimble while my cat watches, brb


Wait wait.. is that a real thimble or a thimble from a monopoly game, and what breed of cat is it.
 
2013-02-12 01:45:23 AM  
It's sort of comforting to know that whether it's Warwick in Austrailia or Warwick, RI that all Warwicks worldwide are trashy.
 
2013-02-12 01:46:32 AM  
How YOU doin'?

(Take your pick who you are.)
 
2013-02-12 01:47:09 AM  

Kiradikash: @darkmayo You got lucky. ;-) I should have left already...but I cannot decide which toy I want to use. :-P


Kiradikash: @WhyKnot Because I am on here using my mobile device...and it is not letting me use the reply or quote options. I wish it would...would make it a lot easier.


If your mobile is a phone or tablet with a vibrate mode, just download a vibrating massage app and give us the play by play.  No need to find a toy or reply to anybody.  Easy Peasy.
 
2013-02-12 01:47:35 AM  

skinink: It's sort of comforting to know that whether it's Warwick in Austrailia or Warwick, RI that all Warwicks worldwide are trashy.


Dont get me started on Warwick Davis, that little slut.
 
2013-02-12 01:48:43 AM  
@Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist

Welcome to Fark. ;-)
 
2013-02-12 01:49:04 AM  

darkmayo: skinink: It's sort of comforting to know that whether it's Warwick in Austrailia or Warwick, RI that all Warwicks worldwide are trashy.

Dont get me started on Warwick Davis, that little slut.


go on.......zip
 
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