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		You may be with the wrong girl if you have to fap alone in the shower. Especially if she then kicks in the shower door, catches you, smashes the TV, and attacks your mom to keep her from calling the cops (warwickdailynews.com.au)		155
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Yogimus		2013-02-12 01:13:05 AM

Sounds like a pretty average saturday night to me.

Jarod Cain		2013-02-12 01:14:17 AM

This insecurity some females have over their partner masturbating will forever confuse me.
-J-

Kiradikash		2013-02-12 01:14:27 AM

I would rub one out to this...but I might get attacked! O.o

Kiradikash		2013-02-12 01:15:59 AM

@Jarod Cain

Really? I used to ask my ex to let me watch him masturbate. He never let me. :-( I had no issue with guys mastirbating. I actually encourage it.

farkingismybusiness		2013-02-12 01:16:27 AM

Kiradikash: I would rub one out to this...but I might get attacked! O.o

I already did. You're safe.

Kiradikash		2013-02-12 01:17:58 AM

*masturbating...not mastirbation.

/darn stupid keyboard on a stupid touch screen phone with NO pull out keyboard.

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist		2013-02-12 01:18:50 AM

A YOUNG mother with a history of violence has again avoided serving actual jail time, this time when she was in court over a fit of rage that ignited when she caught her partner masturbating in the shower.

This is a pretty loaded first sentence, Australian journalists.

Yogimus		2013-02-12 01:18:54 AM

Kiradikash: *masturbating...not mastirbation.

/darn stupid keyboard on a stupid touch screen phone with NO pull out keyboard.

Darn semen and pubic hair caking down the keysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sss

jtown		2013-02-12 01:19:30 AM

/highlight of the day
//all downhill from here

Mini Ditka		2013-02-12 01:19:35 AM

I think I know her.........or used to live with her.

/is she Jewish?

Kiradikash		2013-02-12 01:19:38 AM

@farkingismybusiness Well...in that case, I'll be back in about 30 minutes or so. ;-)

lordargent		2013-02-12 01:19:50 AM

Kiradikash: Really? I used to ask my ex to let me watch him masturbate. He never let me.

Hmm, could be one of the following.

1) He didn't want you stealing his techniques?

2) Because you already broke yours off

farm5.staticflickr.com

Kiradikash		2013-02-12 01:21:05 AM

@Yogimus Lol. I almost choked on the water I was drinking.

farkingismybusiness		2013-02-12 01:22:03 AM

Kiradikash: @Yogimus Lol. I almost choked on the water I was drinking.

That's not all your gonna choke on. Heyooooooooooooo!

Kiradikash		2013-02-12 01:23:05 AM

@lordargent Bwuahahaha. I have seen that before.

I used to let him watch me, which he asked if he could. When I asked if I could watch him, he says it's different...that he did not know why I wanted to watch him.

Notabunny		2013-02-12 01:23:08 AM

I'll bet the makeup sex lands them both in jail

Satanic_Hamster		2013-02-12 01:23:19 AM

That just heightens the excitement by adding an element of danger. Is she single now?

Kiradikash		2013-02-12 01:24:02 AM

@farkingismybusiness Ok...I did walk into that last comment. :-P

The Voice of Doom		2013-02-12 01:24:07 AM

*reads artcile*

Ah, true love.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2013-02-12 01:24:45 AM

I bet the sex is amazing. Then again, 2 kids...

Olfin Bedwere		2013-02-12 01:25:48 AM

The Aristocrats?

darkmayo		2013-02-12 01:25:55 AM

Kiradikash: @farkingismybusiness Well...in that case, I'll be back in about 30 minutes or so. ;-)

go on...... zzzzzip

Kiradikash		2013-02-12 01:27:22 AM

@darkmayo You got lucky. ;-) I should have left already...but I cannot decide which toy I want to use. :-P

The Voice of Doom		2013-02-12 01:27:59 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom
I bet the sex is amazing. Then again, 2 kids.

Well, it must have been amazing enough that they did it at least two times.

WhyKnot		2013-02-12 01:28:00 AM

WTF is with all the "@blah blah blah"???

Do people not see the "reply" button???

Is this a hip new way to reference prior comments? Nevermind, I probably wouldn't understand.

universebetween		2013-02-12 01:29:20 AM

jtown: [dvdmedia.ign.com image 420x178]

/highlight of the day
//all downhill from here

DAMMIT

darkmayo		2013-02-12 01:29:25 AM

Kiradikash: @darkmayo You got lucky. ;-) I should have left already...but I cannot decide which toy I want to use. :-P

haha well EIP lets see how lucky I really am

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2013-02-12 01:29:45 AM

Kiradikash: @darkmayo You got lucky. ;-) I should have left already...but I cannot decide which toy I want to use. :-P

Gross, take this to email or texting or some shiat.

PillsHere		2013-02-12 01:30:45 AM

Kiradikash: @lordargent Bwuahahaha. I have seen that before.

I used to let him watch me, which he asked if he could. When I asked if I could watch him, he says it's different...that he did not know why I wanted to watch him.

I was going to say maybe he was just embarrassed or didn't want you to know he needs a certain kind of weird porn to spank it to, but that is kind of odd still. I suppose it could still be the second, but did he ever say why it was different? I'm in the same boat with you though, I love watching. It's a huge turn-on.

Kiradikash		2013-02-12 01:33:02 AM

@WhyKnot Because I am on here using my mobile device...and it is not letting me use the reply or quote options. I wish it would...would make it a lot easier.

Theory Of Null		2013-02-12 01:33:14 AM

@doesnotcompute

AverageAmericanGuy		2013-02-12 01:34:18 AM

When she kicks in your shower door
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or the trigger of your gun?

fusillade762		2013-02-12 01:35:43 AM

A YOUNG mother with a history of violence

intervistamag.com

the woman had smashed another TV

She really has it in for TVs.

Kiradikash		2013-02-12 01:35:46 AM

@Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom

Don't get your panties in a bunch. I am just playing...and it's not like the nature of the article topic is all flowers and sunshine. If you're still butthurt, you could borrow my big bottle of lube. :-P

WhyKnot		2013-02-12 01:36:00 AM

Kiradikash: @WhyKnot Because I am on here using my mobile device...and it is not letting me use the reply or quote options. I wish it would...would make it a lot easier.

Gotcha. Thanks for the feedback...thought I might have missed something.

Kiradikash		2013-02-12 01:38:06 AM

@PillsHurt He said it's embarassing because he probably makes weird faces, and a guy masturbating is not anywhere near as sexy as a girl. I think he was just self conscious and a bit insecure.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2013-02-12 01:38:55 AM

Hey @everybody I'm gonna go finger my asshole with a thimble while my cat watches, brb

Theory Of Null		2013-02-12 01:40:17 AM

@fingerassholeok

Kiradikash		2013-02-12 01:40:40 AM

@Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom

Can I watch? ;-)

darkmayo		2013-02-12 01:41:09 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Hey @everybody I'm gonna go finger my asshole with a thimble while my cat watches, brb

go on.... zip

Kiradikash		2013-02-12 01:43:11 AM

@darkmayo I am soooo adding you to my favorites tomorrow when I am on an actual computer and not my mobile device. You have me cracking up so bad.

libranoelrose		2013-02-12 01:43:22 AM

This is what happens when you don't fark a stranger in the Alps.

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist		2013-02-12 01:44:49 AM

This thread is making me really uncomfortable.

darkmayo		2013-02-12 01:44:54 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Hey @everybody I'm gonna go finger my asshole with a thimble while my cat watches, brb

Wait wait.. is that a real thimble or a thimble from a monopoly game, and what breed of cat is it.

skinink		2013-02-12 01:45:23 AM

It's sort of comforting to know that whether it's Warwick in Austrailia or Warwick, RI that all Warwicks worldwide are trashy.

fredbox		2013-02-12 01:46:32 AM

How YOU doin'?

(Take your pick who you are.)

pheelix		2013-02-12 01:47:09 AM

Kiradikash: @darkmayo You got lucky. ;-) I should have left already...but I cannot decide which toy I want to use. :-P

Kiradikash: @WhyKnot Because I am on here using my mobile device...and it is not letting me use the reply or quote options. I wish it would...would make it a lot easier.

If your mobile is a phone or tablet with a vibrate mode, just download a vibrating massage app and give us the play by play. No need to find a toy or reply to anybody. Easy Peasy.

darkmayo		2013-02-12 01:47:35 AM

skinink: It's sort of comforting to know that whether it's Warwick in Austrailia or Warwick, RI that all Warwicks worldwide are trashy.

Dont get me started on Warwick Davis, that little slut.

Kiradikash		2013-02-12 01:48:43 AM

@Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist

Welcome to Fark. ;-)

tweek46420		2013-02-12 01:49:04 AM

darkmayo: skinink: It's sort of comforting to know that whether it's Warwick in Austrailia or Warwick, RI that all Warwicks worldwide are trashy.

Dont get me started on Warwick Davis, that little slut.

go on.......zip

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