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(The Sun)   Survey finds some men spend four times longer on grooming than they do having sex -- and by 'some men' they mean 'self-absorbed wankers'   ( divider line
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2013-02-12 05:22:22 AM  
3 votes:
I believe in taking care of myself in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine.
ln the morning, if my face is a little pufffy I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches.
I can do a thousand now.

After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.
In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond bodyscrub.
And on the face, an exfoliating gelscrub.

Then I apply an herb mint facialmasque, which lleave on forten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.
Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
2013-02-12 06:00:35 AM  
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: God, I hope your boyfriend appreciates the amount of effort you put into that routine.

That's an absurdly non-obscure movie reference to miss, there.
2013-02-11 10:47:25 PM  
2 votes:
Well, duh, who doesn't spend 2 minutes shaving each morning?

/I've said too much.
2013-02-12 09:27:40 PM  
1 vote:

Jon iz teh kewl: imfallen_angel: I've never spend 12 hours grooming... guess I'm not one of these guys...

that's cuz you don't have hair

Hate to break it to you couldn't have picked the worst person for that "joke"...

It is down my shoulders to the middle of my back.

When I straighten it, it takes a good hour, but that's what daughters are for, or I do it while watching TV.

/3 years growing it, intent to donate for cancer once I get tired of growing it
// playing Fabio in the meanwhile
2013-02-12 04:46:17 AM  
1 vote:

I'm getting a lot of sex that I was unaware of.
2013-02-12 12:14:14 AM  
1 vote:
Grooming takes a lot of time and patience.  First, you have to gain the child's trust...

/over there, that seat, please
2013-02-12 12:09:39 AM  
1 vote:
Don't most animals spend more time preparing to get f*cked than actually f*cking?

I feel most enlightened by this shocking revelation.
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