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(NYPost)   Chris Brown smashes his Porsche into a wall, but only because he loves it so much   (nypost.com) divider line 26
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2013-02-12 02:25:28 AM
8 votes:

farkingismybusiness: I'd love to believe she's scolding him here.
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I believe she's determining if he's edible.
2013-02-12 06:24:05 AM
3 votes:

sift: he says hes being chased by paparazzi.  sure, believable .  then the paparazzi says "oh we wernt chasing him thats a lie" but .. they the paparazzi has pictures of him and his crashed car. lol.  no we wernt chasing him, but we did just happen to be here to take pics of his crashed car. lolz


You've obviously never been to LA. The paparazzi are everywhere. Usually outnumber the cops when they're handling a call.  They don't need to chase. Just text a buddy already in the area. They really do come out of nowhere.

I'm not defending Slappy McAttention-whore.  Just saying, running from them never works.  Well, it did once in Paris.
2013-02-12 03:14:49 AM
3 votes:
On the other side of his neck is going to be a tattoo of his busted up ride.
2013-02-12 04:27:56 PM
2 votes:
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2013-02-12 09:38:39 AM
2 votes:
The Porsche's gonna write a great song about this. You don't know him like she does.
2013-02-12 09:29:27 AM
2 votes:
That cop looks familiar.
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2013-02-12 07:31:53 AM
2 votes:

farkingismybusiness: I'm sorry I meant to say multitalented.


He actually uses Autodrive on all of his cars.
2013-02-12 03:52:27 AM
2 votes:

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: farkingismybusiness: I'd love to believe she's scolding him here.
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I believe she's determining if he's edible.


Since she's not eaten him yet, I can only surmise that she can not only sing damn well but she has good taste.
2013-02-12 02:21:33 AM
2 votes:
I'd love to believe she's scolding him here.
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2013-02-12 02:15:54 AM
2 votes:
Chris Brown smacked that biatch up
2013-02-12 02:06:54 AM
2 votes:
But he's so talented.
2013-02-12 09:37:50 PM
1 votes:
He's treating objects like women, man.
2013-02-12 09:53:04 AM
1 votes:
At least he didn't drive it into the Ocean
2013-02-12 09:21:45 AM
1 votes:
Chris...Bobby...all them Browns look alike to me.
2013-02-12 09:19:06 AM
1 votes:
Why does he love the wall?
2013-02-12 08:33:48 AM
1 votes:
His fans say the car deserved it.
2013-02-12 08:07:39 AM
1 votes:
R&B bad boy

Wut?

Since when does beating your girlfriend and throwing a Livejournal-esque temper tantrum on Twitter qualify you as a "bad boy"?
2013-02-12 08:04:23 AM
1 votes:
Well, a car is like a woman....
2013-02-12 07:00:39 AM
1 votes:

NateAsbestos: Not gonna RTFA but... so what if paparazzi were taking pictures of him? That's not an excuse to drive like a dillhole.

Not that Brown needs an excuse to act like a dillhole.


Dillhole? Dillhole? This isn't an episode of That 70s Show.
2013-02-12 03:27:26 AM
1 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: The Muthaship: 911 Turbo Cabriolet?

Add another reason to curb stomp this asshole.....

Meh. I guarantee that it's a loaner car from some "sponsor."


Rihanna bought it for him after she acted stupid and pissed him off. This was her apology.
2013-02-12 03:11:59 AM
1 votes:

RandomRandom: Headline of the year candidate.


Agreed
2013-02-12 02:19:10 AM
1 votes:
I think it's about time Chris Brown's handlers realize he has a pre-Grammys issue and just needs to be locked in his suite alone until showtime.
2013-02-12 02:08:40 AM
1 votes:
I'm sorry I meant to say multitalented.
2013-02-12 02:08:04 AM
1 votes:
That'll do, Subby. That'll do.
2013-02-12 12:21:33 AM
1 votes:
Adequate work, Subby.
2013-02-12 12:12:30 AM
1 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: Meh. I guarantee that it's a loaner car from some "sponsor."


Lindsay Lohan's Rent-a-Wreck.

$43,000 per day and $78 per mile.
 
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