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(NYPost)   Chris Brown smashes his Porsche into a wall, but only because he loves it so much   (nypost.com) divider line 24
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2013-02-12 03:03:49 AM  
3 votes:
He wore a white suit to an event where the majority of people wore black tie (or at least tuxedos in dark colors--I'm looking at you, John Mayer). Not only is he a douchebag, but he's a liar, and he deserves to be in prison for domestic violence.

And I'm more inclined to believe the photographers than that sack of shiat.
2013-02-12 03:52:27 AM  
2 votes:

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: farkingismybusiness: I'd love to believe she's scolding him here.
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I believe she's determining if he's edible.


Since she's not eaten him yet, I can only surmise that she can not only sing damn well but she has good taste.
2013-02-12 03:19:16 AM  
2 votes:
It's hard to imagine that enough people bought copies of his shiat music to afford a car.
2013-02-12 02:12:46 AM  
2 votes:
Shame those cars are built so well.
2013-02-12 02:11:14 AM  
2 votes:
Not gonna RTFA but... so what if paparazzi were taking pictures of him? That's not an excuse to drive like a dillhole.

Not that Brown needs an excuse to act like a dillhole.
2013-02-12 12:12:30 AM  
2 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: Meh. I guarantee that it's a loaner car from some "sponsor."


Lindsay Lohan's Rent-a-Wreck.

$43,000 per day and $78 per mile.
2013-02-12 09:37:50 PM  
1 votes:
He's treating objects like women, man.
2013-02-12 01:48:16 PM  
1 votes:
He told cops he smashed the black sports car into a residential wall while being chased by paparazzi.

No, he smashed the black sports car into a residential wall because he can't farking drive for shiat!
2013-02-12 10:58:45 AM  
1 votes:
Celebrities who whine about paparazzi are like hookers who whine about their johns. If they really didn't want that level of attention, they'd at the very least move the fark out of LA. As far as running away from them, if he really wanted to do that, he'd learn to ride a motorcycle. Lane splitting/filtering in heavy LA traffic will leave any paparazzi in the dust. Plus there's the added bonus of increased risk of injury or death. So don't worry about ATGATT Chris, that's just for pussies, especially full face helmets and back protectors.
2013-02-12 09:38:39 AM  
1 votes:
The Porsche's gonna write a great song about this. You don't know him like she does.
2013-02-12 08:49:21 AM  
1 votes:
Why does this shiathead still have a career?
2013-02-12 08:07:39 AM  
1 votes:
R&B bad boy

Wut?

Since when does beating your girlfriend and throwing a Livejournal-esque temper tantrum on Twitter qualify you as a "bad boy"?
2013-02-12 07:31:53 AM  
1 votes:

farkingismybusiness: I'm sorry I meant to say multitalented.


He actually uses Autodrive on all of his cars.
2013-02-12 07:24:54 AM  
1 votes:

maram500: He wore a white suit to an event where the majority of people wore black tie (or at least tuxedos in dark colors--I'm looking at you, John Mayer). Not only is he a douchebag, but he's a liar, and he deserves to be in prison for domestic violence.

And I'm more inclined to believe the photographers than that sack of shiat.


It's a sad day when we're more inclined to believe paparazzi than one of their targets. Douchnozzels all around.
2013-02-12 06:24:05 AM  
1 votes:

sift: he says hes being chased by paparazzi.  sure, believable .  then the paparazzi says "oh we wernt chasing him thats a lie" but .. they the paparazzi has pictures of him and his crashed car. lol.  no we wernt chasing him, but we did just happen to be here to take pics of his crashed car. lolz


You've obviously never been to LA. The paparazzi are everywhere. Usually outnumber the cops when they're handling a call.  They don't need to chase. Just text a buddy already in the area. They really do come out of nowhere.

I'm not defending Slappy McAttention-whore.  Just saying, running from them never works.  Well, it did once in Paris.
2013-02-12 03:14:49 AM  
1 votes:
On the other side of his neck is going to be a tattoo of his busted up ride.
2013-02-12 03:11:59 AM  
1 votes:

RandomRandom: Headline of the year candidate.


Agreed
2013-02-12 02:32:42 AM  
1 votes:

Robert1966: Man On Pink Corner: Shame those cars are built so well.

Next time, he needs to be in a Pinto.


I've said it before, but if he died in a flaming auto wreck the only thing of value lost would be the car.
2013-02-12 02:32:00 AM  
1 votes:
Headline of the year candidate.
2013-02-12 02:25:28 AM  
1 votes:

farkingismybusiness: I'd love to believe she's scolding him here.
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I believe she's determining if he's edible.
2013-02-12 02:21:33 AM  
1 votes:
I'd love to believe she's scolding him here.
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2013-02-12 02:17:29 AM  
1 votes:
I can't help but think any pictures of him not beating a woman can only help his career at this point so why not just drive safely and let them click away?

Oh! That's right. I completely forgot he's an incredibly giant arsedoucheholedick.

/Sorry, my mistake
2013-02-12 02:05:36 AM  
1 votes:
AAAA+ Headline. Would click again!
2013-02-12 12:21:33 AM  
1 votes:
Adequate work, Subby.
 
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