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(NYPost)   Chris Brown smashes his Porsche into a wall, but only because he loves it so much   (nypost.com) divider line 90
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2013-02-11 09:03:26 PM
911 Turbo Cabriolet?

Add another reason to curb stomp this asshole.....
 
2013-02-11 09:27:05 PM

The Muthaship: 911 Turbo Cabriolet?

Add another reason to curb stomp this asshole.....


Meh. I guarantee that it's a loaner car from some "sponsor."
 
2013-02-12 12:12:30 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Meh. I guarantee that it's a loaner car from some "sponsor."


Lindsay Lohan's Rent-a-Wreck.

$43,000 per day and $78 per mile.
 
2013-02-12 12:21:33 AM
Adequate work, Subby.
 
2013-02-12 02:05:36 AM
AAAA+ Headline. Would click again!
 
2013-02-12 02:06:54 AM
But he's so talented.
 
2013-02-12 02:08:04 AM
That'll do, Subby. That'll do.
 
2013-02-12 02:08:40 AM
I'm sorry I meant to say multitalented.
 
2013-02-12 02:09:12 AM
he says hes being chased by paparazzi.  sure, believable .  then the paparazzi says "oh we wernt chasing him thats a lie" but .. they the paparazzi has pictures of him and his crashed car. lol.  no we wernt chasing him, but we did just happen to be here to take pics of his crashed car. lolz
 
2013-02-12 02:09:14 AM
He told cops he smashed the black sports car into a residential wall while being chased by paparazzi.

But a photo agency that had lensmen nearby denied the claim.


LOL
 
2013-02-12 02:11:14 AM
Not gonna RTFA but... so what if paparazzi were taking pictures of him? That's not an excuse to drive like a dillhole.

Not that Brown needs an excuse to act like a dillhole.
 
2013-02-12 02:12:27 AM
Excellent headline.
 
2013-02-12 02:12:46 AM
Shame those cars are built so well.
 
2013-02-12 02:15:54 AM
Chris Brown smacked that biatch up
 
2013-02-12 02:16:57 AM
FTFURL: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/chris_car_takes_beating_mI5CU Xzkn3XkWIwJSOcZ2N

[facepalm.jpg]

/Good headline, though.
 
2013-02-12 02:17:29 AM
I can't help but think any pictures of him not beating a woman can only help his career at this point so why not just drive safely and let them click away?

Oh! That's right. I completely forgot he's an incredibly giant arsedoucheholedick.

/Sorry, my mistake
 
2013-02-12 02:19:10 AM
I think it's about time Chris Brown's handlers realize he has a pre-Grammys issue and just needs to be locked in his suite alone until showtime.
 
2013-02-12 02:21:33 AM
I'd love to believe she's scolding him here.
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2013-02-12 02:25:28 AM

farkingismybusiness: I'd love to believe she's scolding him here.
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I believe she's determining if he's edible.
 
2013-02-12 02:29:53 AM

Man On Pink Corner: Shame those cars are built so well.


Next time, he needs to be in a Pinto.
 
2013-02-12 02:32:00 AM
Headline of the year candidate.
 
2013-02-12 02:32:42 AM

Robert1966: Man On Pink Corner: Shame those cars are built so well.

Next time, he needs to be in a Pinto.


I've said it before, but if he died in a flaming auto wreck the only thing of value lost would be the car.
 
2013-02-12 02:54:11 AM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: farkingismybusiness: I'd love to believe she's scolding him here.
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I believe she's determining if he's edible.


Oh that got a chuckle. Good onya.
 
2013-02-12 03:03:49 AM
He wore a white suit to an event where the majority of people wore black tie (or at least tuxedos in dark colors--I'm looking at you, John Mayer). Not only is he a douchebag, but he's a liar, and he deserves to be in prison for domestic violence.

And I'm more inclined to believe the photographers than that sack of shiat.
 
2013-02-12 03:11:59 AM

RandomRandom: Headline of the year candidate.


Agreed
 
2013-02-12 03:14:49 AM
On the other side of his neck is going to be a tattoo of his busted up ride.
 
2013-02-12 03:19:16 AM
It's hard to imagine that enough people bought copies of his shiat music to afford a car.
 
2013-02-12 03:23:50 AM

tukatz: RandomRandom: Headline of the year candidate.

Agreed


Definitely in the running.

Has the fact that Chris Brown is undeniably a irredeemably daft asshat been mentioned quite enough yet?

I really think some points can't be over-emphasized.

In Brown's defense here perhaps he was speeding in order to return the suit he borrowed for the Grammy Awards.

Word has it the Man From Glad had a supermarket to open early the next day.

*blink*
 
2013-02-12 03:27:26 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: The Muthaship: 911 Turbo Cabriolet?

Add another reason to curb stomp this asshole.....

Meh. I guarantee that it's a loaner car from some "sponsor."


Rihanna bought it for him after she acted stupid and pissed him off. This was her apology.
 
2013-02-12 03:48:43 AM

MaliFinn: It's hard to imagine that enough people bought copies of his shiat music to afford a car.


That's an insult to music and sh*t.
 
2013-02-12 03:52:27 AM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: farkingismybusiness: I'd love to believe she's scolding him here.
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I believe she's determining if he's edible.


Since she's not eaten him yet, I can only surmise that she can not only sing damn well but she has good taste.
 
2013-02-12 04:24:07 AM
The only thing more difficult to destroy then a Porsche is a Toyota Hilux.
 
2013-02-12 05:17:56 AM
Early HOTY candidate.
+1.
 
2013-02-12 05:28:46 AM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: farkingismybusiness: I'd love to believe she's scolding him here.
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I believe she's determining if he's edible.


Your comment reminded me of this:

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2013-02-12 05:58:19 AM
Check driving off on the list of things this guy's bad at

/music, check
//relationships, double check
///driving, gotta hit that harder than the last thing, triple friggin check
 
2013-02-12 06:24:05 AM

sift: he says hes being chased by paparazzi.  sure, believable .  then the paparazzi says "oh we wernt chasing him thats a lie" but .. they the paparazzi has pictures of him and his crashed car. lol.  no we wernt chasing him, but we did just happen to be here to take pics of his crashed car. lolz


You've obviously never been to LA. The paparazzi are everywhere. Usually outnumber the cops when they're handling a call.  They don't need to chase. Just text a buddy already in the area. They really do come out of nowhere.

I'm not defending Slappy McAttention-whore.  Just saying, running from them never works.  Well, it did once in Paris.
 
2013-02-12 06:49:04 AM

sudo give me more cowbell: Early HOTY candidate.
+1.


what he said.
 
2013-02-12 07:00:39 AM

NateAsbestos: Not gonna RTFA but... so what if paparazzi were taking pictures of him? That's not an excuse to drive like a dillhole.

Not that Brown needs an excuse to act like a dillhole.


Dillhole? Dillhole? This isn't an episode of That 70s Show.
 
2013-02-12 07:24:54 AM

maram500: He wore a white suit to an event where the majority of people wore black tie (or at least tuxedos in dark colors--I'm looking at you, John Mayer). Not only is he a douchebag, but he's a liar, and he deserves to be in prison for domestic violence.

And I'm more inclined to believe the photographers than that sack of shiat.


It's a sad day when we're more inclined to believe paparazzi than one of their targets. Douchnozzels all around.
 
2013-02-12 07:30:11 AM
Heh. LULZ to subby.
 
2013-02-12 07:31:53 AM

farkingismybusiness: I'm sorry I meant to say multitalented.


He actually uses Autodrive on all of his cars.
 
2013-02-12 07:42:24 AM

Wookie Milson: farkingismybusiness: I'm sorry I meant to say multitalented.

He actually uses Autodrive on all of his cars.


This made me laugh more than subby's headline

/does the engine sound like there's a bee nest stuck in there?
 
2013-02-12 07:56:29 AM
Looks like he already wrecked it when he bought those rims.
 
2013-02-12 08:04:23 AM
Well, a car is like a woman....
 
2013-02-12 08:07:39 AM
R&B bad boy

Wut?

Since when does beating your girlfriend and throwing a Livejournal-esque temper tantrum on Twitter qualify you as a "bad boy"?
 
2013-02-12 08:08:45 AM

Publikwerks: Well, a car is like a woman....


I wanna ride it?
 
2013-02-12 08:32:21 AM
Just one more version of Jerry Lewis, Glen Campbell, Nick Nolte, Lindsey or Amy.

He should be gone soon enough, IOW's don't have to worry about growing old and reading about some mindless stunts that've been done before.
Wait till he starts screwing the record companies.  He'll just disappear off the radar . . .
 
2013-02-12 08:33:48 AM
His fans say the car deserved it.
 
2013-02-12 08:37:18 AM
Well done subby, well done.
 
2013-02-12 08:49:21 AM
Why does this shiathead still have a career?
 
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