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(Gawker)   Heart Attack Grill Mascot Dies of a a) heart attack b) heart attack or c) heart attack   (gawker.com) divider line 9
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11486 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Feb 2013 at 9:10 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-11 10:04:08 PM  
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BronyMedic: I don't know if there's been any research on the topic, but can a human being even do effective chest compressions on a 600 pound man?

Seems like once you reach those extreme of weights, that resuscitation is futile.


you can use either a floor jack, that crushing device they used in the witch hunts, or a sumo wrestler.  Each is ordered in ascending hilarious ness.
2013-02-11 09:57:34 PM  
2 votes:
ack-ack-ack-ack-ack

/you oughta know by now
2013-02-11 08:37:06 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-12 12:46:46 AM  
1 votes:
Laugh if you will, but when you get your heart attack, you won't be able to say, "at least I had that awesome burger."  You'll be all, "WTF I'm having a heart attack?  After decades of eating tree branches and prune juice?  That's not frickin' fair, I---NO CARRIER"

/Bonus points if you can actually say "NO CARRIER" as you die.
2013-02-11 11:44:58 PM  
1 votes:
Better than what happened to the fry cook at Ass Cancer Grill.
2013-02-11 11:39:04 PM  
1 votes:

Shyla: Every see the show on travel channel that features this restaurant? The owner is creepy as fark. Says he started out as a nutritionist but since he saw so many people overweight he figured they weren't listening to him, so he decided to open this place to help them reach their goals quicker. I swear he had a sparkle in his eye when he talked about the morbidity of it all. I think he enjoys thinking he is helping people die.

[img.wedoitallvegas.com image 320x240]


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2013-02-11 09:41:31 PM  
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2013-02-11 09:23:19 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-02-11 08:28:11 PM  
1 votes:
Pic of the mascot?

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