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(Gawker)   Heart Attack Grill Mascot Dies of a a) heart attack b) heart attack or c) heart attack   (gawker.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Heart Attack Grill, Grill Mascot, Grill, Alleman  
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2013-02-11 09:57:34 PM  
2 votes:
ack-ack-ack-ack-ack

/you oughta know by now
2013-02-12 01:00:46 AM  
1 vote:

loonatic112358: Killing customers ain't good business plans mr heart attack grill


You wouldn't think so, but hey, it seems to work for Philip Morris.
2013-02-12 12:46:46 AM  
1 vote:
Laugh if you will, but when you get your heart attack, you won't be able to say, "at least I had that awesome burger."  You'll be all, "WTF I'm having a heart attack?  After decades of eating tree branches and prune juice?  That's not frickin' fair, I---NO CARRIER"

/Bonus points if you can actually say "NO CARRIER" as you die.
2013-02-11 09:58:20 PM  
1 vote:
You oughta know by now.
2013-02-11 09:45:00 PM  
1 vote:

BronyMedic: I don't know if there's been any research on the topic, but can a human being even do effective chest compressions on a 600 pound man?

Seems like once you reach those extreme of weights, that resuscitation is futile.


I heard an MD once say, "If you're doing them right, you'll probably fracture a rib or the sternum." Compression doesn't bring people back, though. It's almost a futile activity now. If you can't shock the heart back to some electrical activity, you're done.
2013-02-11 09:15:28 PM  
1 vote:
I don't know if there's been any research on the topic, but can a human being even do effective chest compressions on a 600 pound man?

Seems like once you reach those extreme of weights, that resuscitation is futile.
 
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