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2013-02-11 09:09:37 PM
Subby, it looks like you spelded tattoo wrong. Jut sayin'
 
2013-02-11 09:14:08 PM
You'd have to be 15 flavors of assclown to get any of these tattoos, so the misspelling is just a bonus.
 
2013-02-11 09:15:05 PM
Just get a tribal tattoo. Those look awesome and chicks dig them.
 
2013-02-11 09:16:55 PM
I'm one of those people that thinks words are mostly not for tattoos so this stuff never fails to amuse. I was hoping there would be one I hadn't seen before, though.
 
2013-02-11 09:18:31 PM
 
2013-02-11 09:19:00 PM
How many times do I have to say this:

If you're gonna have a tattoo of a word; have the tattoo artist write it out 10 times to make sure that he or she can spell it.

/ if you don't you're not going to like the results
 
2013-02-11 09:19:16 PM
"Sweet Pee" - Probably a diabetec
 
2013-02-11 09:21:17 PM
That's why you just get a visual image instead of words for a tattoo. Though I do have a tattoo with words in it, but since I copied them straight from the source there isn't any misspelling.
 
2013-02-11 09:21:34 PM
If you write it on your computer and it has a red line under it, don't get it tattooed on you.
 
2013-02-11 09:27:50 PM
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
lol, wut?
 
2013-02-11 09:30:41 PM
In 20 years, these tattoos will look only 10% stupider than any other tattoo anyone currently has.
 
2013-02-11 09:31:57 PM
I thought the point of tattoos is that they're supposed to be visual art.  I'm a big fan of the written word and all, but as a picture words are pretty boring.
 
2013-02-11 09:32:50 PM
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-02-11 09:33:38 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: "Sweet Pee" - Probably a diabetec


Dammit. Misspelled.

'diebetic'
 
2013-02-11 09:34:13 PM
Yes, misspellings are on the long list of why tattoos are stupid.

And yes I know you think I'm Hitler.
 
2013-02-11 09:34:21 PM
news.bbcimg.co.uk
/natural follow up to sweet pee
 
2013-02-11 09:37:31 PM
Please don't spell check. It will help you remember where and when you got it. "Oh, yeah. I got that when I was drunk in Memphis, in 1986. I never did find my car."
 
2013-02-11 09:39:03 PM
In my town there's a tattoo place called "Bigg Dawg Tattoo."

No desire to get a tattoo, but if I did, it wouldn't be from a place that has demonstrated an inability to spell words like "big" and "dog."
 
2013-02-11 09:39:32 PM
Used to have a roommate who worked at a tattoo shop, though not as an artist.  Near as I could tell, his job mostly consisted of convincing morons that laser removal isn't something you do next week when you sober up.  I've also heard (not from him) that many times the artist knows the word is misspelled but the person insists up and down that they want it that way.

Not philosophically opposed to tats, but have never thought of anything I wanted permanently on me.  Doesn't help (or does it?) that I'm a flabby, pasty nerd.
 
2013-02-11 09:41:26 PM
Just get a Chinese letter tattoo. Nothing could possibly go wrong.


"My awesome tat says 'Peace & Harmony'"
"No, it says 'Beef with Broccoli'"
 
2013-02-11 09:43:25 PM
Bah. Can't be bothored to check on Fark and it underlinz stuff four me.
 
2013-02-11 09:47:22 PM

miniflea: Doesn't help (or does it?) that I'm a flabby, pasty nerd.


No. Some people can pull off the tattooed look; tattoos look really good on them (and I don't even like tattoos).

Flabby, pasty nerds are most definitely not these people. It's like when you see a fat, balding, middle-aged man with an earring. It just looks ridiculous.
 
2013-02-11 09:47:23 PM
Reasons for getting a tattoo.
1) It was life of death (you have a concentration camp tat. Good for you grammy)
2) It is death ( You are a merchant marine and you want your body identified after being washed overboard)
3) It might be life or death (Medic Alert)
4) It is death (Fark you, you gang-banging scum)
5) You are an attention whoring cockpile of slut.
6) there is no six. (either you were forced to, or you need it to show people you are dead, or you don't want to die, or you are an attention whoring cockpile of slut.
)

Zero exceptions
/offer void in New Zealand  .
 
2013-02-11 09:51:17 PM

vudukungfu: Reasons for getting a tattoo.
1) It was life of death (you have a concentration camp tat. Good for you grammy)
2) It is death ( You are a merchant marine and you want your body identified after being washed overboard)
3) It might be life or death (Medic Alert)
4) It is death (Fark you, you gang-banging scum)
5) You are an attention whoring cockpile of slut.
6) there is no six. (either you were forced to, or you need it to show people you are dead, or you don't want to die, or you are an attention whoring cockpile of slut. )

Zero exceptions
/offer void in New Zealand  .


I don't get it. My sister just got another tattoo yesterday. My nephew is a tattoo artist. My mom, dad and I are the only 3 people in a HUGE family who don't have a tattoo.
 
2013-02-11 09:53:12 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: My sister


#6
 
2013-02-11 09:57:05 PM
I personally believe that it is more of a sin to have a line from a Goo Goo Dolls song on your body then to have a misspelling. Just sayin'.
 
2013-02-11 09:57:39 PM
Apparently some people choose to cover up one regretful tattoo with another. There are some great pics on GIS for "tattoo cover up" showing some interesting second choices.

Mostly SFW
 
2013-02-11 09:58:15 PM

Mindy: I personally believe that it is more of a sin to have a line from a Goo Goo Dolls song on your body then to have a misspelling. Just sayin'.


I know a guy who has a Nickelback lyric tattoo...
 
2013-02-11 10:00:25 PM

WhippingBoy: Mindy: I personally believe that it is more of a sin to have a line from a Goo Goo Dolls song on your body then to have a misspelling. Just sayin'.

I know a guy who has a Nickelback lyric tattoo...


I wouldn't admit that in a public forum. You have a rep to protect.

And why, God, why?!?
 
2013-02-11 10:01:01 PM

Mindy: WhippingBoy: Mindy: I personally believe that it is more of a sin to have a line from a Goo Goo Dolls song on your body then to have a misspelling. Just sayin'.

I know a guy who has a Nickelback lyric tattoo...

I wouldn't admit that in a public forum. You have a rep to protect.

And why, God, why?!?


#6
 
2013-02-11 10:01:50 PM
Suppose its better than having "Gay man's biatch" in Chinese and not know it.
But not by much.
 
2013-02-11 10:03:39 PM

stuffy: having "Gay man's biatch" in Chinese


666!
 
2013-02-11 10:04:04 PM

iheartscotch: How many times do I have to say this:

If you're gonna have a tattoo of a word; have the tattoo artist write it out 10 times to make sure that he or she can spell it.

/ if you don't you're not going to like the results


Given that any remotely competent tattooist will print the outlines on a bit of wax paper to provide an outline to work in, or occasionally sketch it on you with a bit of black, you could also have them show you the actual paper or hand you a damned mirror before they start inking.

Generally speaking, it's the illiteracy of the person _buying_ the tattoo that ends up with shiat like this (or the kanji that say random things), I would bet on them seeing the sketch beforehand one way or another and either writing the text out themselves (and the tattooist applying it in good faith) or actually arguing with the tattooist about the spelling, at which point the inker shrugged and rolled with it, since he doesn't get paid extra to deal with idiocy.

vudukungfu: Reasons for getting a tattoo.
1) It was life of death (you have a concentration camp tat. Good for you grammy)
2) It is death ( You are a merchant marine and you want your body identified after being washed overboard)
3) It might be life or death (Medic Alert)
4) It is death (Fark you, you gang-banging scum)
5) You are an attention whoring cockpile of slut.
6) there is no six. (either you were forced to, or you need it to show people you are dead, or you don't want to die, or you are an attention whoring cockpile of slut. )

Zero exceptions
/offer void in New Zealand  .


Dude, you need to get your modem checked, because your ping is so high that you're apparently BBSing in from the 1950s.

I'll be a pal and refrain from telling you how the Vietnam war, the civil rights movement, and the sexual revolution ended, but I'll give you a hint: based on this post, you're probably not gonna like it.
 
2013-02-11 10:05:37 PM

Jim_Callahan: Dude, you need to get your modem checked, because your ping is so high that you're apparently BBSing in from the 1950s.

I'll be a pal and refrain from telling you how the Vietnam war, the civil rights movement, and the sexual revolution ended, but I'll give you a hint: based on this post, you're probably not gonna like it.


See you at the number six dance.
 
2013-02-11 10:06:21 PM
From the link posted above:

lolzspot.net
 
2013-02-11 10:07:19 PM
Some better tatts -

Science Ink
 
2013-02-11 10:13:31 PM
It's just as bad as the tats you get when your in the military.  You can't imagine how great it is to be in your 60's at a beach with a Death From Above tat.
 
2013-02-11 10:15:39 PM

gadian: From the link posted above:

[lolzspot.net image 600x524]


This is my favorite so far: NSFW text

It's a total whiplash from 'FRAT BRO' to '16yo girl.'
 
2013-02-11 10:15:43 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
Seriously, I think I saw most of these on an AOL link in 1991.

And also on every single tattoo thread that's ever been on FARK, ever.
 
2013-02-11 10:16:05 PM

Glancing Blow: It's just as bad as the tats you get when your in the military.  You can't imagine how great it is to be in your 60's at a beach with a Death From Above tat.


Sitting on a beach wearing only a Sheik's hand.
/all six fingers.
 
2013-02-11 10:29:47 PM

UsikFark: Apparently some people choose to cover up one regretful tattoo with another. There are some great pics on GIS for "tattoo cover up" showing some interesting second choices.

Mostly SFW


I think these are pretty cool.

(Perhaps NSFW)
 
2013-02-11 10:32:10 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-11 10:41:34 PM
like anything else in life, do your due diligence before starting
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-02-11 10:44:43 PM
Chi-Tonw Forever!
 
2013-02-11 11:23:31 PM
It's alawys a gud idea to dooble cherk yore speeling go home, get a night's sleep, get yourself sobered up, and think it over in the clear light of morning before gatting a tatoo

fthfy
 
2013-02-12 12:13:44 AM

Clockwork Kumquat: It's alawys a gud idea to dooble cherk yore speeling go home, get a night's sleep, get yourself sobered up, and think it over in the clear light of morning before gatting a tatoo

fthfy


Exactly. Never walk into a parlour after a bender. Makes the rest of us look bad.

/looks good in the office
//even better on the beach
 
2013-02-12 12:17:43 AM
I'd rather read bad spelling than hear another story about why you have a butterfly on your ass.
 
2013-02-12 12:30:37 AM
I just got tattooed in NYC last night, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2013-02-12 01:40:03 AM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

Why would anyone ruin a perfectly good set of boobs like that?
 
2013-02-12 01:48:56 AM

vudukungfu: Reasons for getting a tattoo.
1) It was life of death (you have a concentration camp tat. Good for you grammy)
2) It is death ( You are a merchant marine and you want your body identified after being washed overboard)
3) It might be life or death (Medic Alert)
4) It is death (Fark you, you gang-banging scum)
5) You are an attention whoring cockpile of slut.
6) there is no six. (either you were forced to, or you need it to show people you are dead, or you don't want to die, or you are an attention whoring cockpile of slut. )


7) No poofters.
 
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