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(Stuff.co.nz)   For the heinous crime of indecently assaulting an 11 year old girl, I hereby sentence you to 9 months of living across the road from her school, waving hopefully at the children   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 22
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2013-02-11 09:12:31 PM
Jerry Sandusky now wishes he lived in NZ.
 
2013-02-11 09:20:55 PM
I thought that the Mom should be high fiving the daughter?

Maybe that wasn't Fark I was reading.  My bad.
 
2013-02-11 10:36:47 PM
The school's principal did not want to comment specifically on the case, but said pupils were "well versed in stranger danger".

Hopefully they warn them about that particular stranger.
 
2013-02-11 11:29:31 PM
Why not simply go and scare the old geezer into a heart attack mom, he's 76.  It shouldn't be that hard.
 
2013-02-11 11:31:43 PM
Waving what hopefully at the children?
 
2013-02-11 11:32:01 PM
Ok, she's 11 and it's $1826

How much for a 13/14 year old?

Just askin'
 
2013-02-11 11:33:00 PM
Castration without medical care?
 
2013-02-11 11:33:40 PM

Maxor: Why not simply go and scare the old geezer into a heart attack mom, he's 76.  It shouldn't be that hard.


Or hire some ne'er do well to knock on his door some evening and beat him severely about the head and shoulders with a ball bat.

/I farking hate child abusers.
 
2013-02-11 11:41:19 PM
Somewhere JoPa is smiling broadly at the fine effort put forth by these officials
 
2013-02-11 11:47:30 PM

thorthor: Maxor: Why not simply go and scare the old geezer into a heart attack mom, he's 76.  It shouldn't be that hard.

Or hire some ne'er do well to knock on his door some evening and beat him severely about the head and shoulders with a ball bat.

/I farking hate child abusers.


bingo. a decent, caring mother would take the time to carefully and lovingly pick up the right fellow in a bar, bang his brains out while feeding him a bottle of hootch and that house would be in ashes by morning.
 
2013-02-11 11:56:54 PM
God, the guy was convicted "of doing an indecent act". For all you know he's some old fool with Alzheimer's who waved his dick at her. Quit with the "oh I want to kill all child rapists" hyperbole, it make you look infantile.
 
2013-02-11 11:58:16 PM
All she should really have to do is yell and rage at him then call the ambulance when he seems to be having difficulty breathing, then not be sure of exactly where it is.
 
2013-02-11 11:58:22 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: God, the guy was convicted "of doing an indecent act". For all you know he's some old fool with Alzheimer's who waved his dick at her. Quit with the "oh I want to kill all child rapists" hyperbole, it make you look infantile.


yeah...give the guy a break, will ya?

/derp
 
2013-02-12 12:11:08 AM
"I'm just worried he will do it again, especially as my son is now going to the same school."

Maybe tell your other kid to not hang out with the weird old dude?
 
2013-02-12 12:20:49 AM

snailbarf: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: God, the guy was convicted "of doing an indecent act". For all you know he's some old fool with Alzheimer's who waved his dick at her. Quit with the "oh I want to kill all child rapists" hyperbole, it make you look infantile.

yeah...give the guy a break, will ya?

/derp


Considering one clown suggested beating his head in with a bat and the other loudmouth suggested burning his house down, yes, give the dirty old man a bit of a farking break.
 
2013-02-12 12:25:23 AM
"Seen him sitting" Great grammar there Lou.
 
2013-02-12 12:27:36 AM
Plus,their 13 year old is now in High School.
 
2013-02-12 01:47:45 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: snailbarf: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: God, the guy was convicted "of doing an indecent act". For all you know he's some old fool with Alzheimer's who waved his dick at her. Quit with the "oh I want to kill all child rapists" hyperbole, it make you look infantile.

yeah...give the guy a break, will ya?

/derp

Considering one clown suggested beating his head in with a bat and the other loudmouth suggested burning his house down, yes, give the dirty old man a bit of a farking break.


I agree.  As long as all the story says is "indecent act", it's hard to pass judgement.  It could just be something like public urination or he mooned her or something.  Calling for murder and arson when there's no facts given is a little extreme.
 
2013-02-12 02:02:28 AM

positronica: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: snailbarf: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: God, the guy was convicted "of doing an indecent act". For all you know he's some old fool with Alzheimer's who waved his dick at her. Quit with the "oh I want to kill all child rapists" hyperbole, it make you look infantile.

yeah...give the guy a break, will ya?

/derp

Considering one clown suggested beating his head in with a bat and the other loudmouth suggested burning his house down, yes, give the dirty old man a bit of a farking break.

I agree.  As long as all the story says is "indecent act", it's hard to pass judgement.  It could just be something like public urination or he mooned her or something.  Calling for murder and arson when there's no facts given is a little extreme.


That's what JoPa said.
 
2013-02-12 07:41:05 AM

CujoQuarrel: Ok, she's 11 and it's $1826

How much for a 13/14 year old?

Just askin'


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"How much for the little girl?"
 
2013-02-12 08:32:29 AM
The article doesn't even say what he did.
Rage on, fools.
 
2013-02-12 10:37:01 AM

positronica: I agree.  As long as all the story says is "indecent act", it's hard to pass judgement.  It could just be something like public urination or he mooned her or something.  Calling for murder and arson when there's no facts given is a little extreme.


Plus, importantly, he might just be some old nut with Alzheimer's.

Also, people who talk tough about how much they're going to hurt someone are either too chickenshiat to ever actually carry anything like that out, and are usually just mouthing off to express a perceived solidarity with other "morally superior" people; or are truly dangerous psychopaths who should be locked up forever.
 
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