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(ABC 15)   Sheriff Joe set to release report on why his office simply ignored over 400 sex crime cases and botched other silly crimes like child molestation   (abc15.com ) divider line 172
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2013-02-11 04:40:11 PM  
The botched investigations were mentioned in a lawsuit by the U.S. Justice Department that alleges a range of civil rights violations in Arpaio's immigration patrols and jails.

The Justice Department accused the sheriff's office of failing to adequately respond to reports of sexual violence and focusing intensively on low-level immigration offenses over more serious crime. Arpaio's office has denied the allegations.


Heh. He'd claim the sky is red even when looking at it during a clear sunny day.
 
2013-02-11 04:40:39 PM  
Look, preparing his state for fascism is work. You make everything a priority.
 
2013-02-11 04:42:29 PM  
How is this douche-nozzle not locked up right now?
 
2013-02-11 04:43:27 PM  
"After so much time we decided that hey, they're not technically kids anymore."
 
2013-02-11 04:49:19 PM  
"Because we had more important things to do like investigate Obama's birth certificate.  Fark you."
 
2013-02-11 04:52:36 PM  
I don't think Joe even knows what's happening at MCSO, and he hasn't known for a long time. If it doesn't involve getting his face on TV or digging at a political enemy, he doesn't want to hear about it. I also think he has Alzheimers.

He had Hendershott running things for years, and that pasty gargantuan bastard makes Joe look like a model citizen. I wonder what corrupt ass is really running the show now that Hendershott is gone.
 
2013-02-11 05:09:36 PM  
Going after Mexicans while being dismissive of rape?  Why isn't this guy the head of the RNC yet?  He's their poster child!
 
2013-02-11 05:16:24 PM  
Oh this is fun.

Arpaio taps Steven Seagal to train volunteer posse at fake school shooting.

But Seagal told reporters on Saturday that he was qualified for the job. He already volunteers as part of Arpaio's posse, and he has been deputized with sheriff's offices in three other states. The star of Under Siege and Above the Law also filmed a reality show, Steven Segal: Lawman, where he served as a reserve deputy in Louisiana.

"I've put hundreds of thousands if not millions of hours into my weapons training," the actor told reporters on Saturday.

Seagal added that he would do anything to protect students.

"They are our most precious asset," he said. "They are our treasures and we have to protect them."
 
2013-02-11 05:17:38 PM  
However, as ABC/Univision previously noted, according to a local CBS affiliate, some of Arpaio's posse members have criminal records.

Their investigation "uncovered a number of posse members with arrests for assault, drug possession, domestic violence, sex crimes against children, disorderly conduct, impersonating an officer - and the list goes on."


So ... he's protecting those who are both protecting and attacking our children?
 
2013-02-11 05:25:18 PM  
Well he was really really busy doing a job he wasn't elected for and isn't getting paid for. Now why don't you stop holding press conferences about national issues and start doing your damn job Joe??


mmmm'k
 
2013-02-11 05:28:03 PM  
fark you Arpaio. Just... fark you.
 
2013-02-11 05:29:15 PM  
"I've put hundreds of thousands if not millions of hours into my weapons training," the actor told reporters on Saturday.

Exactly how old is Segal anyway?
 
2013-02-11 05:33:20 PM  
I'm guessing he's going to blame Mexicans as being the entire cause.
 
2013-02-11 05:39:15 PM  
The internal investigation was launched in May 2008 after the city of El Mirage, which paid Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's office for police services, said it discovered at least 32 reported child molestations in which the sheriff's office failed to follow through, even though suspects were known in all but six cases.

Bloody farkin' hell.

As if I didn't have enough reasons to dislike the crap out of Arpaio already.
 
2013-02-11 05:40:53 PM  
Too busy exposing the Usurper B. HUSSEIN.
 
2013-02-11 05:42:06 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: "I've put hundreds of thousands if not millions of hours into my weapons training," the actor told reporters on Saturday.

Exactly how old is Segal anyway?


Apparently well over a hundred.
 
2013-02-11 05:47:20 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Eddie Adams from Torrance: "I've put hundreds of thousands if not millions of hours into my weapons training," the actor told reporters on Saturday.

Exactly how old is Segal anyway?

Apparently well over a hundred.


Seems legit.
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2013-02-11 05:54:19 PM  

Nadie_AZ: "I've put hundreds of thousands if not millions of hours into my weapons training," the actor told reporters on Saturday.


OK, let's say he spent 12-hour days in weapons training.  100,000 hours would be 8,333 12-hour days, meaning that if he did it every goddamn day, 365 days a year, for 12 hours a day, it would take him almost 23 solid years devoted exclusively to weapons training and nothing else--yep, 12 hours a day, every day, 7 days a week, for 23 years.  Or may it really was "millions" of hours--if so, 1 million hours would take almost 230 years, 12 hours a day, 7 days a week.

How old is this motherfarker, anyway?
 
2013-02-11 05:56:10 PM  

doyner: Krymson Tyde: Eddie Adams from Torrance: "I've put hundreds of thousands if not millions of hours into my weapons training," the actor told reporters on Saturday.

Exactly how old is Segal anyway?

Apparently well over a hundred.

Seems legit.
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Over 228 years.  1 million hours is approx. 114 years, so he needs at least 2 million to make it "millions of hours"
He has been shooting semi-automatic pistols since before the constitution was ratified.

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2013-02-11 05:59:58 PM  
fark JOE ARPAIO.
 
2013-02-11 06:00:28 PM  
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2013-02-11 06:05:45 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: "I've put hundreds of thousands if not millions of hours into my weapons training," the actor told reporters on Saturday.

Exactly how old is Segal anyway?


at least 114 if he has put in a million hours of weapons training.
 
2013-02-11 06:06:04 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Eddie Adams from Torrance: "I've put hundreds of thousands if not millions of hours into my weapons training," the actor told reporters on Saturday.

Exactly how old is Segal anyway?

Apparently well over a hundred.


Look, libs, Arizona is under siege.  Our citizens are marked for death by Mexicans who operate above the law.  When you're standing out there on deadly ground and those Mexicans are shooting at you then tell me you feel hard to kill.  Sheriff Joe is simply out for justice in a land that is increasingly dark territory.
 
2013-02-11 06:07:25 PM  
He didn't ignore them

/he's just absolutely certain Obama is the perp
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-02-11 06:11:40 PM  
Well maybe the victims said they were raped instead of saying they were rape, raped.
 
2013-02-11 06:17:54 PM  

NFA: Well maybe the victims said they were raped instead of saying they were rape, raped.


It's the position of the Maricopa County Sheriff's Department that they weren't really raped, they just had sex they didn't know they wanted yet.

Knowing how corrupt Maricopa County is, I wonder how many of those rape kits will come back to someone who's a member of Joe's "Posse".
 
2013-02-11 06:36:26 PM  

Elzar: How is this douche-nozzle not locked up right now?


Because the douche-nozzles in the Phoenix area keep voting for him.
 
2013-02-11 06:39:28 PM  
I think it might be because the president is blah.
 
2013-02-11 06:39:52 PM  
Paging Mr Dorner, why don't you head over and pop old Joe while you're at it, he is at least as big a shiatbag as the LAPD.
 
2013-02-11 06:41:16 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Krymson Tyde: Eddie Adams from Torrance: "I've put hundreds of thousands if not millions of hours into my weapons training," the actor told reporters on Saturday.

Exactly how old is Segal anyway?

Apparently well over a hundred.

Look, libs, Arizona is under siege.  Our citizens are marked for death by Mexicans who operate above the law.  When you're standing out there on deadly ground and those Mexicans are shooting at you then tell me you feel hard to kill.  Sheriff Joe is simply out for justice in a land that is increasingly dark territory.


*golf clap*

Seriously though, does anyone honestly wonder why these cases weren't investigated. Republicans these days openly say that rape is awesome and we should totally rape someone. Did anyone expect them to investigate these crimes when you put them in positions of power?
 
2013-02-11 06:41:19 PM  
Three options. 1. He was too busy using the reports as fap fodder, because Republicans really like rape; 2. Them sluts was askin' fer it; 3. It's really Obama's fault for being a Kenyan usurper. Probably some combination of all three.
 
2013-02-11 06:41:29 PM  
El Mirage, a heavily Hispanic community near Phoenix,...

 Looks like someone already leaked the report.
 
2013-02-11 06:43:06 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Krymson Tyde: Eddie Adams from Torrance: "I've put hundreds of thousands if not millions of hours into my weapons training," the actor told reporters on Saturday.

Exactly how old is Segal anyway?

Apparently well over a hundred.

Look, libs, Arizona is under siege.  Our citizens are marked for death by Mexicans who operate above the law.  When you're standing out there on deadly ground and those Mexicans are shooting at you then tell me you feel hard to kill.  Sheriff Joe is simply out for justice in a land that is increasingly dark territory.


Veo lo que usted lo hizo allí
 
2013-02-11 06:43:47 PM  
He's as good as the POPE.
No. Wait. Nazinger quit.
 
2013-02-11 06:44:31 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: "I've put hundreds of thousands if not millions of hours into my weapons training," the actor told reporters on Saturday.

Exactly how old is Segal anyway?


150. Haven't you read his bio?
 
2013-02-11 06:44:57 PM  

Elzar: How is this douche-nozzle not locked up right now?



when the DOJ first began sniffing around his departmetn, he transferred title to a bunch of real estate holdings (sealed under law enforcement exceptio nto public records) in the scottsdale / north phoenix area to a shell corp owned by his wife.

and query how a public servant, on a relatively meager federal pension and good sized state salary, was able to buy perhaps a dozen homes and then further, lawfully but sneakily conceal the method of purchase (cash, finance, terms of sale)?
 
2013-02-11 06:46:36 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Krymson Tyde: Eddie Adams from Torrance: "I've put hundreds of thousands if not millions of hours into my weapons training," the actor told reporters on Saturday.

Exactly how old is Segal anyway?

Apparently well over a hundred.

Look, libs, Arizona is under siege.  Our citizens are marked for death by Mexicans who operate above the law.  When you're standing out there on deadly ground and those Mexicans are shooting at you then tell me you feel hard to kill.  Sheriff Joe is simply out for justice in a land that is increasingly dark territory.


Are you high?
 
2013-02-11 06:47:17 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Three options. 1. He was too busy using the reports as fap fodder, because Republicans really like rape; 2. Them sluts was askin' fer it; 3. It's really Obama's fault for being a Kenyan usurper. Probably some combination of all three.


You forgot 4. the victims were wetbacks.
 
2013-02-11 06:48:03 PM  

Selena Luna: Are you high?


Do we really have to explain that joke to you?
 
2013-02-11 06:48:38 PM  
This isn't even the whole story... This is kid gloves...

This tells how much he's trying to limit access...

Wanna find out how Sheriff Joe Arpaio's boys in beige botched investigations into hundreds of sex crime cases in Maricopa County?

It'll cost ya. Five grand, to be exact. And make the check payable to the MCSO.

Otherwise, you're free to peruse all 10,000 pages of the report, though in very limited spurts. Normally, county working hours are 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday.

But the release of the IA report has caused a shift in the office hours of MCSO HQ, according to top MCSO flack Lisa Allen.

"Hours for review after Monday February 11, will be Monday through Friday from 9am to 11am and from 1PM to 4PM, except holidays," Allen wrote in a statement released Friday.



50 cents a page in a n era where people are given free pdfs if they bring in their own DVD, or charged a pittance, for the file burned to a disk. 60 cents is what was charged before. Anything Joe can do to block the public from really knowing the bullshiat he is up to instead of enforcing the law...


http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/bastard/2013/02/joe_arpaio_makes_c ash _off_of_s.php
 
2013-02-11 06:49:01 PM  

Selena Luna: Are you high?


No, probably working Steven Segal movie titles into a post.
 
2013-02-11 06:49:36 PM  

GAT_00: I'm guessing he's going to blame Mexicans as being the entire cause.


The report will go something like this: "All the last names ended in 'Z' so we knew they were all lying. The end."
 
2013-02-11 06:50:36 PM  

Mikey1969: This isn't even the whole story... This is kid gloves...

This tells how much he's trying to limit access...

Wanna find out how Sheriff Joe Arpaio's boys in beige botched investigations into hundreds of sex crime cases in Maricopa County?

It'll cost ya. Five grand, to be exact. And make the check payable to the MCSO.

Otherwise, you're free to peruse all 10,000 pages of the report, though in very limited spurts. Normally, county working hours are 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday.

But the release of the IA report has caused a shift in the office hours of MCSO HQ, according to top MCSO flack Lisa Allen.

"Hours for review after Monday February 11, will be Monday through Friday from 9am to 11am and from 1PM to 4PM, except holidays," Allen wrote in a statement released Friday.


50 cents a page in a n era where people are given free pdfs if they bring in their own DVD, or charged a pittance, for the file burned to a disk. 60 cents is what was charged before. Anything Joe can do to block the public from really knowing the bullshiat he is up to instead of enforcing the law...


http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/bastard/2013/02/joe_arpaio_makes_c ash _off_of_s.php


And if anyone would really want this stuff, it would be The New Times.

Sadly my Sheriff is bullet proof- politically.
 
2013-02-11 06:51:02 PM  
El Mirage, a heavily Hispanic community

And there you have it. I'm not saying it's racism... but it's racism.
 
2013-02-11 06:51:10 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Eddie Adams from Torrance: "I've put hundreds of thousands if not millions of hours into my weapons training," the actor told reporters on Saturday.

Exactly how old is Segal anyway?

Apparently well over a hundred.


Yeah, "millions", and I've never heard of this program. Anyone else? I would think that in a country of 321 million, we would have heard something that was invovling "millions' of people/ Just a single million would be 1 out of 321, seems like I've met enough people to have run into at least a dozen of these people.
 
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2013-02-11 06:54:15 PM  
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Friends on Fark, Sheriff Joe, find you will not.
 
2013-02-11 06:54:40 PM  

Skirl Hutsenreiter: You forgot 4. the victims were wetbacks.


Yeah, I DRTFA. Feel free to pretend I did.
 
2013-02-11 06:59:25 PM  
Right-winger dismissing rape?  It's not a fault, it's a feature!
 
2013-02-11 07:02:10 PM  

Nadie_AZ: "I've put hundreds of thousands if not millions of hours into my weapons training," the actor told reporters on Saturday.


He's not too good at math, is he?

There are 8,760 hours in a year. If he trained for 10 straight years without taking time off to sleep, eat, shiat or make movies, TV shows and make stupid statements he wouldn't even have 100,000 hours of training.
 
2013-02-11 07:05:06 PM  
I'm guessing it is Obama's fault. Somehow.
 
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