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(Yahoo)   Here he is on a silver platter, GOP: A black, Christian neurosurgeon who hates Obamacare, was born into poverty, is against Affirmative Action, and graduated top of his class from Johns Hopkins. Now don't fark it up   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 38
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2013-02-11 06:19:36 PM
7 votes:

spiderpaz: Why would I want someone as egotistical as a neurosurgeon to be my President?  How does that make them a good President?  Is his qualification that he's black .... and that's it? 
So I guess the GOP still just doesn't get it and they're going to shoot themselves in the foot AGAIN.


Gais... Gais... Guess what.. Gaissssss. GAIS! WE GOT A BLACK GUY!

That means we're not racist cause we have a black friend now!

Gais, Gais, This is sweet we are so not racist now. We got Herman Cain, this dude, and Marco Rubio! That's like three! Gais! THREE!!

We are SO not racist.  We love minorities so much they make up .000000000001% of the party and we'll talk about them for like 10 whole minutes before stuffing them into their minority cage until the next election cycle.

Gais. Now let's call the democrats racist cause we have a black gai.  Yeah.. That's the ticket.  That's why everyone hates us, not enough black gais.
2013-02-11 06:03:48 PM
6 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: We like the hell out of him, but people on the left HATE him because he isn't their expectations of what a black man should be. They are the racists. Anyone who disagrees with Obama is racist in liberals' eyes...even if they back another black person.


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2013-02-11 06:32:41 PM
5 votes:
So...black guy, doesn't want to pay his fair share, and is handy with a knife.  Am I missing something particularly special here?

/that'll do it
2013-02-11 05:53:49 PM
5 votes:
Why a Johns Hopkins Neurosurgeon Is Getting 2016 Presidential Buzz

Because look at the GOP.

At this point, a moldy, half-eaten ham sandwich would generate 2016 presidential buzz.


No! Mr. Moldy, Half-Eaten Ham Sandwich has not expressed interest in running, so calm down, Republicans!
2013-02-11 03:56:37 PM
4 votes:
I didn't see where he feels Benghazi is a scandal.  He's not a team player; can't use him.
2013-02-11 06:22:08 PM
3 votes:
His life story inspired a 2009 movie starring Cuba Gooding, Jr.

Snow Dogs or Boat Trip?
2013-02-11 05:08:28 PM
3 votes:
I was hoping for Herman Cain in a wig passionately quoting Pokemon.
2013-02-12 08:21:56 AM
2 votes:
It's Joe the Plumber, the "Black Friend" edition!
2013-02-11 07:11:07 PM
2 votes:
Moldy, Half-Eaten Ham Sandwich / Palin 2016!
2013-02-11 06:31:13 PM
2 votes:

k1j2b3: MacEnvy: So all the GOP needs to do to win is "black it up" a little? You morons, this is why you will continue to lose. You honestly think it's about race and not about policy. You epic failures of human beings.

No, we need to choose candidates like Dr. Carson, who can clearly state the conservative position and give simple, thought-provoking solutions to our problems. Also, I love how he pointed out how political correctness keeps good ideas out of the mix.

I am looking for a smart candidate with the ability to explain conservative ideas to Americans in plain English. I couldn't care less if he was white, black, hispanic or asian. Dr. Carson was a breath of fresh air.


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2013-02-11 06:13:17 PM
2 votes:
Sure, but where was he born?  I'm going to need to see a birth certificate.  I hear he as African family members, and prays to a radical christian preacher.
2013-02-11 05:55:58 PM
2 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: We like the hell out of him, but people on the left HATE him because he isn't their expectations of what a black man should be. They are the racists. Anyone who disagrees with Obama is racist in liberals' eyes...even if they back another black person.


Oh, thanks for telling me that. I wasn't sure how I felt about the guy, beyond not caring for people who think God talks to them. I'm glad you're here to tell me what I think of him and why. That's very convenient.
2013-02-11 04:34:25 PM
2 votes:
So all the GOP needs to do to win is "black it up" a little? You morons, this is why you will continue to lose. You honestly think it's about race and not about policy. You epic failures of human beings.
2013-02-11 04:02:31 PM
2 votes:
Carson told Sean Hannity on Fox News, "If the Lord grabbed me by the collar and made me do it, I would. It's not my intention." Hannity replied, "I would vote for you in a heartbeat."

Strike one:  Hannity
Strike two: Believes God could tell him personally to be president
Strike three: Hannity
2013-02-11 04:02:24 PM
2 votes:
Difficulty: Since he is a christian, he also secretly loves the cock.
2013-02-12 04:04:13 PM
1 votes:

Kevin72: EyeballKid: Citrate1007: The GOP thinks a token minority is all they need to win over the minority votes........this is why they can't get the minority votes.

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Hey, if you don't mind, Tokeno Nuevo (or, as he's known to insiders, "El Palin") up here is trying to seal a '16 nomination. So keep it down!

Cruz? Senator Cruz? He's born in Calgary, Alberthacertificate.



Cruz?! I'll have you know that's Marco Rubio, whose father fled the oncoming wave of totalitarianistic communist fascism of Cuba by stowing on board the HMS Pinafore to serve under the tutlage of Captain Jean Luc Picard and his busty wife, Morgan Fairchild.
2013-02-12 10:48:27 AM
1 votes:

HighOnCraic: I thought the flat tax was a bad idea when Steve Forbes proposed it in '96.  Why should I like the idea now, just because a fellow blah person is pushing it?


First, he's different. He's one of the good ones. Secondly, Republicans are always steadfast in promoting their works. Remember how much Republicans rallied behind Obama's proposal of Bob Dole's health care reform?
2013-02-12 09:54:55 AM
1 votes:

Citrate1007: The GOP thinks a token minority is all they need to win over the minority votes........this is why they can't get the minority votes.


media1.policymic.com

Hey, if you don't mind, Tokeno Nuevo (or, as he's known to insiders, "El Palin") up here is trying to seal a '16 nomination. So keep it down!
2013-02-12 04:23:04 AM
1 votes:

Kevin72: This was more a northern dig at southern-style racism while also haw-hawing the plight of blacks, but circa 1975 college aged a friend riddled "What do they call a black neurosurgeon in Alabama?" The answer of course was "Ni##er". Anyway, now we've got a black neurosurgeon to find out.


The correct answer is "boy". It makes the joke-teller seem less racist, and it's slightly subtler, making it funnier. Add to it that calling a black male "boy" in the south just might be more offensive than calling him a n*gg*r.
2013-02-12 02:59:15 AM
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: So...black guy, doesn't want to pay his fair share, and is handy with a knife.  Am I missing something particularly special here?

/that'll do it


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2013-02-11 11:08:11 PM
1 votes:
Other republicans "God" told to run for POTUS:
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Oh yeah, and this guy:
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God has a track record of having a great sense of humor.
2013-02-11 09:49:40 PM
1 votes:

DamnYankees: Has anyone ever been elected president without having either previously held some form of elected office or been a great military leader?


Hoover had never been elected to anything. Fortunately, nothing bad happened on his watch.
2013-02-11 08:56:12 PM
1 votes:

phritz: What a black christian neurosurgeon might look like, as depicted by Cuba Gooding Jr.: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]
Seriously, this whole thing screams "Christian book tour."


Maybe Fox News can book Cuba Gooding Jr. as an impersonator and Ron Paul can debate him.
2013-02-11 07:32:24 PM
1 votes:
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"I like the cut of your jib. Though, uh, you've kept away from the white women, right?"
2013-02-11 06:52:46 PM
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: We like the hell out of him, but people on the left HATE him because he isn't their expectations of what a black man should be. They are the racists. Anyone who disagrees with Obama is racist in liberals' eyes...even if they back another black person.


Yep, liberals should support ALL black people BECAUSE they're black, even if they hear voices and cling to outdated Republican ideology.
2013-02-11 06:35:14 PM
1 votes:

DarwiOdrade: Bullocks.


  Yeah, yeah.  I saw it right after I posted.  The real shame is I used to own that album by the Sex Pistols.   I blame television.
2013-02-11 06:27:08 PM
1 votes:
Remember successful businessman and liberals' worst nightmare Herman Cain?
2013-02-11 06:26:54 PM
1 votes:

MacEnvy: So all the GOP needs to do to win is "black it up" a little? You morons, this is why you will continue to lose. You honestly think it's about race and not about policy. You epic failures of human beings.


No, we need to choose candidates like Dr. Carson, who can clearly state the conservative position and give simple, thought-provoking solutions to our problems. Also, I love how he pointed out how political correctness keeps good ideas out of the mix.

I am looking for a smart candidate with the ability to explain conservative ideas to Americans in plain English. I couldn't care less if he was white, black, hispanic or asian. Dr. Carson was a breath of fresh air.
2013-02-11 06:23:39 PM
1 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: quatchi: HSAs could be a workable concept if done right.

Bullocks.


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2013-02-11 06:16:36 PM
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: We like the hell out of him, but people on the left HATE him because he isn't their expectations of what a black man should be. They are the racists. Anyone who disagrees with Obama is racist in liberals' eyes...even if they back another black person.


I feel like you're kind of mailing this in. Are you feeling depressed or something?
2013-02-11 06:16:07 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: When it comes to taxes, Carson pushed for a flat income tax by citing the biblical concept of tithing.

OH YES, pleeeasssse, GOP, give this guy all the 2016 presidential buzz you can.  Here, I'll loan you some buzz at zero interest.
2013-02-11 05:23:52 PM
1 votes:
We like the hell out of him, but people on the left HATE him because he isn't their expectations of what a black man should be. They are the racists. Anyone who disagrees with Obama is racist in liberals' eyes...even if they back another black person.
2013-02-11 05:09:53 PM
1 votes:
Nope, sorry...put up a female contender and we'll talk.
2013-02-11 04:50:15 PM
1 votes:
At a Baltimore Comedy Club:

Comic (to group of girls): Y'all from John Hopkins?
Girls: Johns!!!
Comic:  Man, and you wonder why we hate y'all.

/CSB
//But seriously, subby: Johns.
2013-02-11 04:37:41 PM
1 votes:
watching him on Cavuto right now... not inspiring.  Can't win.

we're at his 14th minute.
2013-02-11 04:19:02 PM
1 votes:
I think he'll find out that running for the GOP nomination ain't brain surgery. It's much more difficult.

Especially if your main qualifications are being bootstrapy and having God personally tell you to run for President. Those are a dime a dozen.
2013-02-11 04:10:13 PM
1 votes:
More whitey keeping the black man down.
2013-02-11 04:03:29 PM
1 votes:
What the shiat?  This guy is just Michael Steele with a scalpel.  He's a cookie cutter republican bozo who has no concept of progressive taxation or proper methods to ensure the health of the nation.

Being from poverty you would think he'd be more aware or the asinine nature of modern conservatism, but hey he's rich now.  He really is the epitome of GOP candidacy - a purebred first generation "fark you, I got mine".
 
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