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(Yahoo)   Here he is on a silver platter, GOP: A black, Christian neurosurgeon who hates Obamacare, was born into poverty, is against Affirmative Action, and graduated top of his class from Johns Hopkins. Now don't fark it up   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 338
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2013-02-11 03:50:20 PM  
O fark. As soon as I say Hannitys name I said.... FARK YOUOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
 
2013-02-11 03:56:37 PM  
I didn't see where he feels Benghazi is a scandal.  He's not a team player; can't use him.
 
2013-02-11 04:02:24 PM  
Difficulty: Since he is a christian, he also secretly loves the cock.
 
2013-02-11 04:02:31 PM  
Carson told Sean Hannity on Fox News, "If the Lord grabbed me by the collar and made me do it, I would. It's not my intention." Hannity replied, "I would vote for you in a heartbeat."

Strike one:  Hannity
Strike two: Believes God could tell him personally to be president
Strike three: Hannity
 
2013-02-11 04:02:42 PM  
He won't even make it past Iowa. You know why? Because about 60% of Americans don't share his values. It's not the color of his skin. We just proved that in the last election.
 
2013-02-11 04:03:29 PM  
What the shiat?  This guy is just Michael Steele with a scalpel.  He's a cookie cutter republican bozo who has no concept of progressive taxation or proper methods to ensure the health of the nation.

Being from poverty you would think he'd be more aware or the asinine nature of modern conservatism, but hey he's rich now.  He really is the epitome of GOP candidacy - a purebred first generation "fark you, I got mine".
 
2013-02-11 04:04:07 PM  
When it comes to taxes, Carson pushed for a flat income tax by citing the biblical concept of tithing. "Some people say, 'Well that's not fair because it doesn't hurt the guy who made $10 billion as much as the guy who made 10.' Where does it say you've got to hurt the guy? He just put a billion dollars in the pot. We don't need to hurt him,"

Except that people aren't complaining about not hurting the guy who made $10 billion. They are pointing out that a flat tax hurts the guy who made $10, while not significantly affecting the guy who made $10 billion.
 
2013-02-11 04:10:13 PM  
More whitey keeping the black man down.
 
2013-02-11 04:10:31 PM  

stevetherobot: When it comes to taxes, Carson pushed for a flat income tax by citing the biblical concept of tithing. "Some people say, 'Well that's not fair because it doesn't hurt the guy who made $10 billion as much as the guy who made 10.' Where does it say you've got to hurt the guy? He just put a billion dollars in the pot. We don't need to hurt him,"

Except that people aren't complaining about not hurting the guy who made $10 billion. They are pointing out that a flat tax hurts the guy who made $10, while not significantly affecting the guy who made $10 billion.



Mark 12:41-44
American Standard Version (ASV)

41 And he sat down over against the treasury, and beheld how the multitude cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much.

42 And there came a poor widow, and she cast in two mites, which make a farthing.
43 And he called unto him his disciples, and said unto them, Verily I say unto you, This poor widow cast in more than all they that are casting into the treasury:
44 for they all did cast in of their superfluity; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.
 
2013-02-11 04:15:22 PM  

WTFDYW: O fark. As soon as I say saw Hannitys name I said.... FARK YOUOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


FTFM
 
2013-02-11 04:19:02 PM  
I think he'll find out that running for the GOP nomination ain't brain surgery. It's much more difficult.

Especially if your main qualifications are being bootstrapy and having God personally tell you to run for President. Those are a dime a dozen.
 
2013-02-11 04:30:28 PM  
Carson told Sean Hannity on Fox News, "If the Lord grabbed me by the collar and made me do it, I would. It's not my intention." Hannity replied, "I would vote for you in a heartbeat."

That right there completely disqualifies him.
 
2013-02-11 04:34:25 PM  
So all the GOP needs to do to win is "black it up" a little? You morons, this is why you will continue to lose. You honestly think it's about race and not about policy. You epic failures of human beings.
 
2013-02-11 04:34:55 PM  
Has anyone ever been elected president without having either previously held some form of elected office or been a great military leader?
 
2013-02-11 04:37:41 PM  

DamnYankees: Has anyone ever been elected president without having either previously held some form of elected office or been a great military leader?


Dubya was The Governor of Texas.  I think that counts (in the sense that it doesn't)
 
2013-02-11 04:37:41 PM  
watching him on Cavuto right now... not inspiring.  Can't win.

we're at his 14th minute.
 
2013-02-11 04:50:15 PM  
At a Baltimore Comedy Club:

Comic (to group of girls): Y'all from John Hopkins?
Girls: Johns!!!
Comic:  Man, and you wonder why we hate y'all.

/CSB
//But seriously, subby: Johns.
 
2013-02-11 05:01:02 PM  
Don't worry. We will.
 
2013-02-11 05:08:28 PM  
I was hoping for Herman Cain in a wig passionately quoting Pokemon.
 
2013-02-11 05:09:53 PM  
Nope, sorry...put up a female contender and we'll talk.
 
2013-02-11 05:23:52 PM  
We like the hell out of him, but people on the left HATE him because he isn't their expectations of what a black man should be. They are the racists. Anyone who disagrees with Obama is racist in liberals' eyes...even if they back another black person.
 
2013-02-11 05:25:54 PM  
Still a member of the GOP and I didn't see him say much about his social policies.  If he's a social moderate, the GOP establishment won't give him a shot...if he's a wacky social conservative, the electorate won't give him a shot.
 
2013-02-11 05:49:05 PM  
"It's that kind of thinking that has resulted in 602 banks in the Cayman Islands. That money needs to be back here building our infrastructure and creating jobs."

The US system of investment taxation can never compete with no investment taxation.
 
2013-02-11 05:53:19 PM  

MacEnvy: So all the GOP needs to do to win is "black it up" a little?


See Michael Steele.  Yes they do in fact think that is the solution.  Also note he was summarily fired after one of the biggest electoral victories in the history of the House, and his white replacement was not despite failing to take back he Senate when the deck was ridiculously stacked in their favor.
 
2013-02-11 05:53:49 PM  
Why a Johns Hopkins Neurosurgeon Is Getting 2016 Presidential Buzz

Because look at the GOP.

At this point, a moldy, half-eaten ham sandwich would generate 2016 presidential buzz.


No! Mr. Moldy, Half-Eaten Ham Sandwich has not expressed interest in running, so calm down, Republicans!
 
2013-02-11 05:55:58 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: We like the hell out of him, but people on the left HATE him because he isn't their expectations of what a black man should be. They are the racists. Anyone who disagrees with Obama is racist in liberals' eyes...even if they back another black person.


Oh, thanks for telling me that. I wasn't sure how I felt about the guy, beyond not caring for people who think God talks to them. I'm glad you're here to tell me what I think of him and why. That's very convenient.
 
2013-02-11 05:57:01 PM  
Hannity tells a neurosurgeon he would vote for him in a heartbeat?!

Did he think the guy was also a cardiologist?
Shouldn't he have said something about the time it takes a synapse to fire?

WTF is Hannity thinking?
 
2013-02-11 06:03:48 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: We like the hell out of him, but people on the left HATE him because he isn't their expectations of what a black man should be. They are the racists. Anyone who disagrees with Obama is racist in liberals' eyes...even if they back another black person.


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2013-02-11 06:05:02 PM  
I watched the video and I don't see any of the claimed "stuck to Obama" statements.  In fact he said Americans desperately need healthcare.
 
2013-02-11 06:12:19 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: We like the hell out of him, but people on the left HATE him because he isn't their expectations of what a black man should be. They are the racists. Anyone who disagrees with Obama is racist in liberals' eyes...even if they back another black person.


Nah, we hate him because he's GOP ignorant conservative - nothing to do with him being black.

Colin Powell had potential- then he screwed up with the Iraq war.
 
2013-02-11 06:13:17 PM  
Sure, but where was he born?  I'm going to need to see a birth certificate.  I hear he as African family members, and prays to a radical christian preacher.
 
2013-02-11 06:13:19 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: We like the hell out of him, but people on the left HATE him because he isn't their expectations of what a black man should be. They are the racists. Anyone who disagrees with Obama is racist in liberals' eyes...even if they back another black person.



Please tell me more what my expectations of what a black male should be, should be.
 
2013-02-11 06:13:30 PM  
Why would I want someone as egotistical as a neurosurgeon to be my President?  How does that make them a good President?  Is his qualification that he's black .... and that's it? 
So I guess the GOP still just doesn't get it and they're going to shoot themselves in the foot AGAIN.
 
2013-02-11 06:13:51 PM  
Someone tell this tom that going on Hannity isn't going to make racist white people respect him.
 
2013-02-11 06:16:07 PM  
FTFA: When it comes to taxes, Carson pushed for a flat income tax by citing the biblical concept of tithing.

OH YES, pleeeasssse, GOP, give this guy all the 2016 presidential buzz you can.  Here, I'll loan you some buzz at zero interest.
 
2013-02-11 06:16:13 PM  

NFA: In fact he said Americans desperately need healthcare.


But he said the best way to do that was with HSA's that could be passed on via inheritance, and that the government would still pay for the indigent. That sounds worse than what we already have. We need to get the free market as far away from healthcare as possible.
 
2013-02-11 06:16:36 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: We like the hell out of him, but people on the left HATE him because he isn't their expectations of what a black man should be. They are the racists. Anyone who disagrees with Obama is racist in liberals' eyes...even if they back another black person.


I feel like you're kind of mailing this in. Are you feeling depressed or something?
 
2013-02-11 06:17:31 PM  
When it comes to taxes, Carson pushed for a flat income tax by citing the biblical concept of tithing.

Not very bright for a neurosurgeon.

HSAs could be a workable concept if done right.
 
2013-02-11 06:19:15 PM  

Elandriel: What the shiat?  This guy is just Michael Steele with a scalpel.  He's a cookie cutter republican bozo who has no concept of progressive taxation or proper methods to ensure the health of the nation.

Being from poverty you would think he'd be more aware or the asinine nature of modern conservatism, but hey he's rich now.  He really is the epitome of GOP candidacy - a purebred first generation "fark you, I got mine".


Nailed it.
 
2013-02-11 06:19:36 PM  

spiderpaz: Why would I want someone as egotistical as a neurosurgeon to be my President?  How does that make them a good President?  Is his qualification that he's black .... and that's it? 
So I guess the GOP still just doesn't get it and they're going to shoot themselves in the foot AGAIN.


Gais... Gais... Guess what.. Gaissssss. GAIS! WE GOT A BLACK GUY!

That means we're not racist cause we have a black friend now!

Gais, Gais, This is sweet we are so not racist now. We got Herman Cain, this dude, and Marco Rubio! That's like three! Gais! THREE!!

We are SO not racist.  We love minorities so much they make up .000000000001% of the party and we'll talk about them for like 10 whole minutes before stuffing them into their minority cage until the next election cycle.

Gais. Now let's call the democrats racist cause we have a black gai.  Yeah.. That's the ticket.  That's why everyone hates us, not enough black gais.
 
2013-02-11 06:19:42 PM  

jehovahs completely witless protection: [redacted]


I have no idea why I've still kept you off ignore. I'm tired of your shtick.

/plonk.
 
2013-02-11 06:20:21 PM  

Sergeant Grumbles: NFA: In fact he said Americans desperately need healthcare.

But he said the best way to do that was with HSA's that could be passed on via inheritance, and that the government would still pay for the indigent. That sounds worse than what we already have. We need to get the free market as far away from healthcare as possible.


HSA's are worthless.

I'm in my mid-20's and even I don't have one because I'd rather have comprehensive insurance  instead of taking a chance and having to pay out of pocket for my medical expenses if something bad were to happen to me.
 
2013-02-11 06:20:27 PM  

quatchi: HSAs could be a workable concept if done right.


Bullocks.
 
2013-02-11 06:22:08 PM  
His life story inspired a 2009 movie starring Cuba Gooding, Jr.

Snow Dogs or Boat Trip?
 
2013-02-11 06:23:39 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: quatchi: HSAs could be a workable concept if done right.

Bullocks.


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2013-02-11 06:24:18 PM  

spiderpaz: Why would I want someone as egotistical as a neurosurgeon to be my President?  How does that make them a good President?  Is his qualification that he's black .... and that's it? 
So I guess the GOP still just doesn't get it and they're going to shoot themselves in the foot AGAIN.


The average neurosurgeon is much less egotistical than the most humble president. That being said, there are plenty of reasons why a certain level of narcissism is a necessary trait in either position.
 
2013-02-11 06:24:19 PM  

Mrtraveler01: HSA's are worthless.

I'm in my mid-20's and even I don't have one because I'd rather have comprehensive insurance instead of taking a chance and having to pay out of pocket for my medical expenses if something bad were to happen to me.


But this guy's plan is worse.
Inheritable HSA's? I mean.... what the holy fark. Let's just drop the pretense that this is anything else but a way for the wealthy to further segregate themselves from those wretched poors.
 
2013-02-11 06:25:39 PM  
Here he is on a silver platter, GOP: A black, Christian neurosurgeon who hates Obamacare, was born into poverty, will say things for money is against Affirmative Action, and graduated top of his class from John Hopkins. Now don't fark it up

FTFY

/I would not want a guy cutting my head open if his basis for acceptance of failure was it being god's will.
 
2013-02-11 06:26:04 PM  
Are USA ready for Seventh-Day Adventist President?
 
2013-02-11 06:26:54 PM  

MacEnvy: So all the GOP needs to do to win is "black it up" a little? You morons, this is why you will continue to lose. You honestly think it's about race and not about policy. You epic failures of human beings.


No, we need to choose candidates like Dr. Carson, who can clearly state the conservative position and give simple, thought-provoking solutions to our problems. Also, I love how he pointed out how political correctness keeps good ideas out of the mix.

I am looking for a smart candidate with the ability to explain conservative ideas to Americans in plain English. I couldn't care less if he was white, black, hispanic or asian. Dr. Carson was a breath of fresh air.
 
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