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(Sun News Network)   There's a good chance the next pope will be Canadian. Ehmen   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 40
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2013-02-11 05:58:47 PM
14 votes:
Finally, someone willing to apologize for the actions of the church.
2013-02-11 06:56:47 PM
8 votes:
What the new Popemobile may look like.

i.imgur.com
2013-02-11 06:33:58 PM
6 votes:
The college of cardinals will have nunavut.
2013-02-11 05:49:55 PM
6 votes:
♪♫Papal Reign, Papal Reign...♪♫Papal Reign, Papal Reign... ♪♫Papal Reign, Papal Reign... I only want to see a Canuck praying through a Papal Reign, Papal Reign... ♪♫
2013-02-11 06:32:59 PM
5 votes:
"The Holy Trinity:  Neil, Geddy, and Alex....."
2013-02-11 09:11:57 PM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-11 06:40:41 PM
4 votes:
And now the new Pope is tearing the arms off the cardinal, as is tradition.
2013-02-11 08:41:42 PM
3 votes:
i1164.photobucket.com
2013-02-11 07:00:54 PM
3 votes:
These are the Popes I know I know, these are the Popes I know!

www.dvdtalk.com
2013-02-11 06:41:12 PM
3 votes:
"so, in closing, ok, you can't let the Devil go five-hole on you, ok?  You need to live right, ok, and not be such a hoser.  Send Satan to the penalty box for a five minute major, ok, and don't be sore-y, ok?  be blessed.  Even those wankers in BC that aren't real canadians.  AND GO LEAFS"
2013-02-11 06:22:50 PM
3 votes:
Pope Molson I
2013-02-11 07:02:34 PM
2 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

What's the principal doin' with her, O Lord?
Who's that guy, is he screwing with her?
What's her perfume? Tigress by Fabergé, amen.
She makes me cream my jeans, O Jesus
When she's coming my way, Lord.
2013-02-11 06:50:10 PM
2 votes:

Gosling: The papal field is notoriously wide-open.


Didn't we already have a thread about why he's stepping down?
2013-02-11 06:47:56 PM
2 votes:

Pointy Tail of Satan: Out with the bratwurst, and in with the poutine and maple syrup!

The official line is Canada 3/1 over Guana 4/1! Rounding the final pole.......


That's a shiatty country.
2013-02-11 06:43:54 PM
2 votes:
After he's elected, he'll call himself Pope Maurice Richard II.
2013-02-11 06:43:38 PM
2 votes:
Can't we have an American Pope, and just sew a maple leaf flag to his vestments?
2013-02-11 06:39:38 PM
2 votes:
media.comicvine.com

"G'day!"

(It's either him or the ni...)
2013-02-11 06:36:16 PM
2 votes:
Pope Nickelback I
2013-02-11 06:36:06 PM
2 votes:
The hell I say.

The day I have a Godless Canadian telling me what to do is the day I exercise my second amendment rights and shoot rome in the face.
2013-02-11 06:33:56 PM
2 votes:
Upon his appointment to the position, he will insist on being crowned with a ceremonial toque.
2013-02-11 06:32:09 PM
2 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Finally, someone willing to apologize for the actions of the church.


done in 2
2013-02-11 06:31:33 PM
2 votes:
Just gonna get this out of the way...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOqDnmhtm-4

and this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RHVoFpncgA

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Finally, someone willing to apologize for the actions of the church.


Yeah, but it'll be a passive aggressive apology which is really a thinly veiled criticism.
2013-02-11 06:27:56 PM
2 votes:

BKITU: Pope Molson I


Pope Labatt Blue I

(New color scheme needed for outfits.)
2013-02-12 10:27:25 AM
1 votes:
Pope Lorne the First!
2013-02-12 04:16:36 AM
1 votes:

dywed88: madgordy: the UK pope, Sylvester II,  was Italian, though had lived in England while Archbishop of Canturbury.

I believe it refers to the born and raised in Hertfordshire. Who never served the Church in England.

madgordy: the Netherlands Pope is the previous resignation Pope.

Adrian VI did not resign.


GREGORY XII, YOU DOLT!

Sorry, had to get that out of the way.
2013-02-11 08:14:05 PM
1 votes:
Imagine if he was french Canadien...

POPE PIERRE CANNOT SMOKE IN ZEE CHURCH?! TABERNAQUE! IL LUI A POGNÉ LES BOULES!!!!
2013-02-11 08:08:31 PM
1 votes:

Digitalstrange: The fact that he doesn't seem to really want the job is probably the best sign he should get it.


Benedict never wanted to be elected. The pattern is, after a long papacy, they pick a "transitional pope" that won't be around forever. The idea being, they find a good candidate for pope during the lifetime of the transitional pope. In a transitional pope, they don't want a revolutionary; they want a guy that's going to stay the course.

/ despite a lot of flak about clothes, nazis and coverups; Benedict isn't even close to the worst pope ever. He's always said that he'd rather go back to being a regular priest than go on popeing

// popeing ain't easy yo
2013-02-11 07:53:18 PM
1 votes:
i277.photobucket.com

One of these guys?
2013-02-11 07:45:40 PM
1 votes:

thebaconmaster: Blame Canada budy


I'm not your buddy, friend.
2013-02-11 07:38:53 PM
1 votes:
Wanted: New leadership for the largest organized homosexual pedophilia club in the world.

Apply within:

investorplace.com
2013-02-11 06:51:16 PM
1 votes:
The next pope will be an Obama recess appointment...
2013-02-11 06:47:40 PM
1 votes:
Do I have to do everything myself?

ecx.images-amazon.com
2013-02-11 06:40:19 PM
1 votes:
Collection of betting odds for Pope

My faves:
666/1 Richard Dawkins
1000/1 Bono
2000/1 Madonna
2000/1 Oprah Winfrey
2500/1 Silvio Berlusconi
5000/1 Tony Blair
10000/1 Lance Armstrong
2013-02-11 06:40:06 PM
1 votes:

JohnAnnArbor: Pope Nickelback I


♪♫ Look at this popemobile. Every time I do it's so unreal.♪♫ I worked for JP II back then. I haven't seen him since God knows when...Heeeeeeyyyyyyaaaaaahhh♪♫

♪♫ All the memories of voting in the conclave, all the altar boys in the nave it's hard to say it time to say it, Eh meeeen, ehmeeeeeeennn..♪♫
2013-02-11 06:40:02 PM
1 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Finally, someone willing to apologize for the actions of the church.


Now if only we could get him to apologize for being Canadian.
2013-02-11 06:34:30 PM
1 votes:
Ostie de câlice de tabarnac.

/cussing on fark.  shame on me.
2013-02-11 06:34:28 PM
1 votes:
Really? The Italians haven't had a Pope in 35 years; do you think they're gonna let a third non-Italian in a row get elected?
2013-02-11 06:34:16 PM
1 votes:
Damn. Thought I could get a green:

In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Hockey

/Clever, subs
2013-02-11 06:29:31 PM
1 votes:
"Bless these maple trees, for they provide the syrup of breakfast-time......"
2013-02-11 06:28:38 PM
1 votes:
So, the bread and syrup of Christ, and hockey as a sacrament?
 
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