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(Sun News Network)   There's a good chance the next pope will be Canadian. Ehmen   (sunnewsnetwork.ca ) divider line
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2013-02-11 06:32:59 PM  
5 votes:
"The Holy Trinity:  Neil, Geddy, and Alex....."
2013-02-11 05:58:47 PM  
5 votes:
Finally, someone willing to apologize for the actions of the church.
2013-02-11 08:01:29 PM  
2 votes:
I hope it's Arinze. If only because the idea of a black pope will really, really disturb the minds of a lot of old white people.


Also, because even though he has terrible views on women and gay people, he believes priests should live humble lives and serve the poor. Which is a huge improvement over the last guy who had terrible views on women, gay people, AND poor people.
2013-02-11 07:02:34 PM  
2 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

What's the principal doin' with her, O Lord?
Who's that guy, is he screwing with her?
What's her perfume? Tigress by Fabergé, amen.
She makes me cream my jeans, O Jesus
When she's coming my way, Lord.
2013-02-12 10:27:25 AM  
1 vote:
Pope Lorne the First!
2013-02-11 08:54:24 PM  
1 vote:

brantgoose: I think he means "Western Europe". I know that Pope Adrian IV was English without looking at Wikipedia.


I think someone's being pedantic, defining "Western Hemisphere" as anything West of Greenwich.
2013-02-11 08:53:23 PM  
1 vote:

OgreMagi: Do you know the definition of "Western Hemisphere" ?  I'm guessing no.


The half of the world West of the Greenwich meridian extending to the 180 degree meridian, including all of Ireland, Scotland, and Purtugal, the vast majority of Spain and England, and a significant chunk of France. As well as a large swatch of northwest Africa and a bit of Russia as well as all of the Americas and a bunch of islands.

Apparently you don't, though.
2013-02-11 07:49:44 PM  
1 vote:
www.kcet.org
Jesús Salvador Treviño

They should get this guy. He's non-european, he directed a sci-fi TV episode about cosmic prophecy fulfillment, and how could they not let him keep his own name?
2013-02-11 07:38:53 PM  
1 vote:
Wanted: New leadership for the largest organized homosexual pedophilia club in the world.

Apply within:

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2013-02-11 06:47:40 PM  
1 vote:
Do I have to do everything myself?

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2013-02-11 06:42:08 PM  
1 vote:

lolpix: It's weird that they put such elderly people in these positions of power. A person starts to fall out of sync with society as the years go on. Which isn't necessarily terrible, but I don't know that you should be running the show after a late age.


Don't get me started on the Canadian Senate.
2013-02-11 06:40:13 PM  
1 vote:

TheManofPA: Tim Hortons to become the holy sacrament


It isn't already?
2013-02-11 06:39:38 PM  
1 vote:
media.comicvine.com

"G'day!"

(It's either him or the ni...)
2013-02-11 06:33:58 PM  
1 vote:
The college of cardinals will have nunavut.
2013-02-11 06:32:09 PM  
1 vote:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Finally, someone willing to apologize for the actions of the church.


done in 2
2013-02-11 06:28:22 PM  
1 vote:
It's weird that they put such elderly people in these positions of power. A person starts to fall out of sync with society as the years go on. Which isn't necessarily terrible, but I don't know that you should be running the show after a late age.
2013-02-11 06:27:56 PM  
1 vote:

BKITU: Pope Molson I


Pope Labatt Blue I

(New color scheme needed for outfits.)
2013-02-11 05:49:55 PM  
1 vote:
♪♫Papal Reign, Papal Reign...♪♫Papal Reign, Papal Reign... ♪♫Papal Reign, Papal Reign... I only want to see a Canuck praying through a Papal Reign, Papal Reign... ♪♫
 
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