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2013-02-11 05:49:55 PM
♪♫Papal Reign, Papal Reign...♪♫Papal Reign, Papal Reign... ♪♫Papal Reign, Papal Reign... I only want to see a Canuck praying through a Papal Reign, Papal Reign... ♪♫
 
2013-02-11 05:58:47 PM
Finally, someone willing to apologize for the actions of the church.
 
2013-02-11 05:59:33 PM
There's a good chance the next pope will be Canadian. EhSemen
 
2013-02-11 06:22:50 PM
Pope Molson I
 
2013-02-11 06:27:56 PM

BKITU: Pope Molson I


Pope Labatt Blue I

(New color scheme needed for outfits.)
 
2013-02-11 06:28:07 PM
Unlikely. Poutine is the Devil's work.
 
2013-02-11 06:28:22 PM
It's weird that they put such elderly people in these positions of power. A person starts to fall out of sync with society as the years go on. Which isn't necessarily terrible, but I don't know that you should be running the show after a late age.
 
2013-02-11 06:28:38 PM
So, the bread and syrup of Christ, and hockey as a sacrament?
 
2013-02-11 06:28:46 PM
They could make Cardinal Law the next pope and have a Mexican and American pope at the same time.  He also has plenty of expertise covering up major problems too.
 
2013-02-11 06:28:59 PM
Over my dead body eh!
 
2013-02-11 06:29:31 PM
"Bless these maple trees, for they provide the syrup of breakfast-time......"
 
2013-02-11 06:30:12 PM

lolpix: It's weird that they put such elderly people in these positions of power. A person starts to fall out of sync with society as the years go on. Which isn't necessarily terrible, but I don't know that you should be running the show after a late age.


You're talking about the Catholic Church here.
 
2013-02-11 06:30:12 PM
static03.mediaite.com


PLACE YOUR BETS!
 
2013-02-11 06:30:41 PM
Out with the bratwurst, and in with the poutine and maple syrup!

The official line is Canada 3/1 over Guana 4/1! Rounding the final pole.......
 
2013-02-11 06:31:33 PM
Just gonna get this out of the way...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOqDnmhtm-4

and this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RHVoFpncgA

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Finally, someone willing to apologize for the actions of the church.


Yeah, but it'll be a passive aggressive apology which is really a thinly veiled criticism.
 
2013-02-11 06:31:53 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-11 06:32:09 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Finally, someone willing to apologize for the actions of the church.


done in 2
 
2013-02-11 06:32:43 PM
I like that headline.
 
2013-02-11 06:32:57 PM
Ohh fark we are all doomed
 
2013-02-11 06:32:59 PM
"The Holy Trinity:  Neil, Geddy, and Alex....."
 
2013-02-11 06:33:22 PM
Tim Hortons to become the holy sacrament
 
2013-02-11 06:33:56 PM
Upon his appointment to the position, he will insist on being crowned with a ceremonial toque.
 
2013-02-11 06:33:57 PM
Like Canadian Canadian or a blah
 
2013-02-11 06:33:58 PM
The college of cardinals will have nunavut.
 
2013-02-11 06:34:16 PM
Damn. Thought I could get a green:

In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Hockey

/Clever, subs
 
2013-02-11 06:34:28 PM
Really? The Italians haven't had a Pope in 35 years; do you think they're gonna let a third non-Italian in a row get elected?
 
2013-02-11 06:34:30 PM
Ostie de câlice de tabarnac.

/cussing on fark.  shame on me.
 
2013-02-11 06:36:06 PM
The hell I say.

The day I have a Godless Canadian telling me what to do is the day I exercise my second amendment rights and shoot rome in the face.
 
2013-02-11 06:36:16 PM
Pope Nickelback I
 
2013-02-11 06:38:10 PM
I hope not.  If he said anything controversial the pot-banging would be intolerable.
 
2013-02-11 06:39:38 PM
media.comicvine.com

"G'day!"

(It's either him or the ni...)
 
2013-02-11 06:39:40 PM

lolpix: It's weird that they put such elderly people in these positions of power. A person starts to fall out of sync with society as the years go on. Which isn't necessarily terrible, but I don't know that you should be running the show after a late age.


Apply that sound logic to who is primarily running the government and businesses and boy howdy it gets scary quick. There is much to be said for years of experience, maturity and wisdom it's true. We have to also remember that the big cheese is often not much more than a symbolic figurehead, a point of reference. The big and important decisions are usually left to a round table of many minds sharing views and differing input.

I just hope no future Popes are ex-Nazis.
 
2013-02-11 06:40:02 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Finally, someone willing to apologize for the actions of the church.


Now if only we could get him to apologize for being Canadian.
 
2013-02-11 06:40:06 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Pope Nickelback I


♪♫ Look at this popemobile. Every time I do it's so unreal.♪♫ I worked for JP II back then. I haven't seen him since God knows when...Heeeeeeyyyyyyaaaaaahhh♪♫

♪♫ All the memories of voting in the conclave, all the altar boys in the nave it's hard to say it time to say it, Eh meeeen, ehmeeeeeeennn..♪♫
 
2013-02-11 06:40:13 PM

TheManofPA: Tim Hortons to become the holy sacrament


It isn't already?
 
2013-02-11 06:40:19 PM
Collection of betting odds for Pope

My faves:
666/1 Richard Dawkins
1000/1 Bono
2000/1 Madonna
2000/1 Oprah Winfrey
2500/1 Silvio Berlusconi
5000/1 Tony Blair
10000/1 Lance Armstrong
 
2013-02-11 06:40:41 PM
And now the new Pope is tearing the arms off the cardinal, as is tradition.
 
2013-02-11 06:41:12 PM
"so, in closing, ok, you can't let the Devil go five-hole on you, ok?  You need to live right, ok, and not be such a hoser.  Send Satan to the penalty box for a five minute major, ok, and don't be sore-y, ok?  be blessed.  Even those wankers in BC that aren't real canadians.  AND GO LEAFS"
 
2013-02-11 06:41:38 PM

WippitGuud: TheManofPA: Tim Hortons to become the holy sacrament

It isn't already?


What, it's the only readily available thing that tastes worse than the cracker thingies?
 
2013-02-11 06:42:00 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Pope Nickelback Celine DionI


FTFY; he's Quebecois.
 
2013-02-11 06:42:05 PM
All sounds latin to me.
 
2013-02-11 06:42:08 PM

lolpix: It's weird that they put such elderly people in these positions of power. A person starts to fall out of sync with society as the years go on. Which isn't necessarily terrible, but I don't know that you should be running the show after a late age.


Don't get me started on the Canadian Senate.
 
2013-02-11 06:43:38 PM
Can't we have an American Pope, and just sew a maple leaf flag to his vestments?
 
2013-02-11 06:43:54 PM
After he's elected, he'll call himself Pope Maurice Richard II.
 
2013-02-11 06:45:46 PM
Communion bacon? I might just go for that
 
2013-02-11 06:45:54 PM
Subby... you mean the first America Jr. Pope?
 
2013-02-11 06:47:40 PM
Do I have to do everything myself?

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2013-02-11 06:47:56 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: Out with the bratwurst, and in with the poutine and maple syrup!

The official line is Canada 3/1 over Guana 4/1! Rounding the final pole.......


That's a shiatty country.
 
2013-02-11 06:48:35 PM
The papal field is notoriously wide-open. I think last time the networks had dozens and dozens of graphics lined up for when the name got announced- I want to say somewhere in the range of 60- because they had no freaking clue which one they were going to actually need.
 
2013-02-11 06:50:10 PM

Gosling: The papal field is notoriously wide-open.


Didn't we already have a thread about why he's stepping down?
 
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