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(Herald Online)   A mere firepit lid or "a pile of mud with the skeleton of a black person drawn on it"? Either way, don't call it in to the cops 'til your high wears off   (heraldonline.com) divider line 19
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2013-02-11 04:27:21 PM  
8 votes:
You can tell if skeletons are from black people by the way their knee grows.
2013-02-11 04:12:29 PM  
7 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: Presumably the latter. There is no way that I know of to distinguish a black person's skeleton from a white person's skeleton, without being completely out of your gourd.


Maybe the skeleton was holding a case of Heinekens?
2013-02-11 04:24:06 PM  
5 votes:

HailRobonia: What the skeleton of a black person might look like:


i47.tinypic.com

FTFY
2013-02-11 04:23:30 PM  
5 votes:
Also, black people have an extra bone attached to the sternum. It's called the McRib.
2013-02-11 04:20:46 PM  
5 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: St_Francis_P: Were they black bones? Or would I have to be completely trashed to understand?

Presumably the latter.  There is no way that I know of to distinguish a black person's skeleton from a white person's skeleton, without being completely out of your gourd.


The black skeletons have an extra bone in their noses. That's how you can tell.
2013-02-11 04:26:02 PM  
4 votes:

robohobo: HMS_Blinkin: St_Francis_P: Were they black bones? Or would I have to be completely trashed to understand?

Presumably the latter.  There is no way that I know of to distinguish a black person's skeleton from a white person's skeleton, without being completely out of your gourd.

Skeletons? Not so much. Skulls? Well, yeah. Only it's more by region of ancestry. Mongoloid, Cacausoid and Negroid...


www.hotel-americano.com

Negroid pirate flag?
2013-02-11 04:16:15 PM  
3 votes:
Oh yeah... yeah... I see it... uh-huh (backs away slowly

buntz: HMS_Blinkin: Presumably the latter. There is no way that I know of to distinguish a black person's skeleton from a white person's skeleton, without being completely out of your gourd.

Maybe the skeleton was holding a case of Heinekens?


That's osteist!
2013-02-11 05:12:50 PM  
2 votes:
Black people's bones be all like THIS.

White people's bones be all like THIS.
2013-02-11 04:29:25 PM  
2 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Also, black people have an extra bone attached to the sternum. It's called the McRib.




www.blackfilm.com
I do declare!
2013-02-11 04:15:44 PM  
2 votes:
almostdumb.com
2013-02-11 05:55:03 PM  
1 votes:
What's the point of waiting till my high wears off? Where's the fun in that? No good story starts with, "I waited until I was completely straight and was sure I could exercise good judgement..."
2013-02-11 05:09:14 PM  
1 votes:

dv-ous: Evil Twin Skippy: Considering that most African Americans are mixed race, I highly doubt you could tell a "Black" skeleton from a "White" skeleton. Hell it's hard enough to spot an African American from a Caucasian genetically.

This is now an attractive multiracial person thread.


Looking on my cellphone, does she have erf tattooed on her arm? As in, "welcome to?"
2013-02-11 04:28:01 PM  
1 votes:
Busted for 1.45 grams? Wow. Big bust.
So what's that, like $4000 worth?
2013-02-11 04:25:05 PM  
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Also, black people have an extra bone attached to the sternum. It's called the McRib.


t3.gstatic.com
2013-02-11 04:23:46 PM  
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: HMS_Blinkin: St_Francis_P: Were they black bones? Or would I have to be completely trashed to understand?

Presumably the latter.  There is no way that I know of to distinguish a black person's skeleton from a white person's skeleton, without being completely out of your gourd.

The black skeletons have an extra bone in their noses. That's how you can tell.


is that because the white skeleton's bone is degraded by cocaine?
2013-02-11 04:20:18 PM  
1 votes:

buntz: HMS_Blinkin: Presumably the latter. There is no way that I know of to distinguish a black person's skeleton from a white person's skeleton, without being completely out of your gourd.

Maybe the skeleton was holding a case of Heinekens?


It was an older black skeleton....so it was holding a colt 45.
2013-02-11 04:14:40 PM  
1 votes:
What the skeleton of a black person might look like:

www.buzzle.com
2013-02-11 03:36:48 PM  
1 votes:

St_Francis_P: Were they black bones? Or would I have to be completely trashed to understand?


Presumably the latter.  There is no way that I know of to distinguish a black person's skeleton from a white person's skeleton, without being completely out of your gourd.
2013-02-11 03:03:53 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: The man said he just smoked a blunt and offered consent to search him, the report states.

I have no pity for people who choose to be retarded. Yes, I used the r-word.


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