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(Herald Online)   A mere firepit lid or "a pile of mud with the skeleton of a black person drawn on it"? Either way, don't call it in to the cops 'til your high wears off   (heraldonline.com) divider line 79
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2013-02-11 02:28:46 PM
He thought it was "a pile of mud with the skeleton of a black person drawn on it," according to a Rock Hill police report.

Were they black bones? Or would I have to be completely trashed to understand?
 
2013-02-11 03:03:53 PM
FTFA: The man said he just smoked a blunt and offered consent to search him, the report states.

I have no pity for people who choose to be retarded. Yes, I used the r-word.


Read more here: http://www.heraldonline.com/2013/02/11/4610630/police-rock-hill-man-a r rested.html#storylink=cpy
 
2013-02-11 03:36:48 PM

St_Francis_P: Were they black bones? Or would I have to be completely trashed to understand?


Presumably the latter.  There is no way that I know of to distinguish a black person's skeleton from a white person's skeleton, without being completely out of your gourd.
 
2013-02-11 04:12:29 PM

HMS_Blinkin: Presumably the latter. There is no way that I know of to distinguish a black person's skeleton from a white person's skeleton, without being completely out of your gourd.


Maybe the skeleton was holding a case of Heinekens?
 
2013-02-11 04:12:55 PM
I cannot begin to describe how safe I feel now
 
2013-02-11 04:13:14 PM
I'm not really sure what the hell I just read.
 
2013-02-11 04:13:25 PM
Totally racist
 
2013-02-11 04:14:40 PM
What the skeleton of a black person might look like:

www.buzzle.com
 
2013-02-11 04:15:16 PM

HMS_Blinkin: St_Francis_P: Were they black bones? Or would I have to be completely trashed to understand?

Presumably the latter.  There is no way that I know of to distinguish a black person's skeleton from a white person's skeleton, without being completely out of your gourd.


Well, there is, but you basically need to be a forensic anthropologist to differentiate the two.  I don't think pot can certify you in that particular way ...
 
2013-02-11 04:15:44 PM
almostdumb.com
 
2013-02-11 04:15:50 PM
It's a good thing he was a stoned anthropologist who could determine the continent of origin of the bones depicted.
 
2013-02-11 04:16:15 PM
Oh yeah... yeah... I see it... uh-huh (backs away slowly

buntz: HMS_Blinkin: Presumably the latter. There is no way that I know of to distinguish a black person's skeleton from a white person's skeleton, without being completely out of your gourd.

Maybe the skeleton was holding a case of Heinekens?


That's osteist!
 
2013-02-11 04:19:23 PM

HMS_Blinkin: St_Francis_P: Were they black bones? Or would I have to be completely trashed to understand?

Presumably the latter.  There is no way that I know of to distinguish a black person's skeleton from a white person's skeleton, without being completely out of your gourd.


Skeletons? Not so much. Skulls? Well, yeah. Only it's more by region of ancestry. Mongoloid, Cacausoid and Negroid...
 
2013-02-11 04:19:41 PM
Lay off the weed, man.
/bet is was dusted with something
 
2013-02-11 04:20:03 PM
OK, OK, Stoned Anthropologist would be maybe not so good a band name, huh?
 
2013-02-11 04:20:18 PM

buntz: HMS_Blinkin: Presumably the latter. There is no way that I know of to distinguish a black person's skeleton from a white person's skeleton, without being completely out of your gourd.

Maybe the skeleton was holding a case of Heinekens?


It was an older black skeleton....so it was holding a colt 45.
 
2013-02-11 04:20:28 PM

HMS_Blinkin: St_Francis_P: Were they black bones? Or would I have to be completely trashed to understand?

Presumably the latter.  There is no way that I know of to distinguish a black person's skeleton from a white person's skeleton, without being completely out of your gourd.


Clearly this man was an expert in phrenology and could differentiate between the skull of a black man and a white man.
 
2013-02-11 04:20:46 PM

HMS_Blinkin: St_Francis_P: Were they black bones? Or would I have to be completely trashed to understand?

Presumably the latter.  There is no way that I know of to distinguish a black person's skeleton from a white person's skeleton, without being completely out of your gourd.


The black skeletons have an extra bone in their noses. That's how you can tell.
 
2013-02-11 04:22:45 PM

LeroyBourne: Lay off the weed, man.
/bet is was dusted with something


www.customonlinesigns.com
 
2013-02-11 04:23:30 PM
Also, black people have an extra bone attached to the sternum. It's called the McRib.
 
2013-02-11 04:23:40 PM
We found Fark's newbie mod.
 
2013-02-11 04:23:46 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: HMS_Blinkin: St_Francis_P: Were they black bones? Or would I have to be completely trashed to understand?

Presumably the latter.  There is no way that I know of to distinguish a black person's skeleton from a white person's skeleton, without being completely out of your gourd.

The black skeletons have an extra bone in their noses. That's how you can tell.


is that because the white skeleton's bone is degraded by cocaine?
 
2013-02-11 04:24:06 PM

HailRobonia: What the skeleton of a black person might look like:


i47.tinypic.com

FTFY
 
2013-02-11 04:25:05 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Also, black people have an extra bone attached to the sternum. It's called the McRib.


t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-11 04:25:12 PM

HMS_Blinkin: St_Francis_P: Were they black bones? Or would I have to be completely trashed to understand?

Presumably the latter.  There is no way that I know of to distinguish a black person's skeleton from a white person's skeleton, without being completely out of your gourd.


I thought we were all red-and-pink-and-white on the inside?
 
2013-02-11 04:26:02 PM

robohobo: HMS_Blinkin: St_Francis_P: Were they black bones? Or would I have to be completely trashed to understand?

Presumably the latter.  There is no way that I know of to distinguish a black person's skeleton from a white person's skeleton, without being completely out of your gourd.

Skeletons? Not so much. Skulls? Well, yeah. Only it's more by region of ancestry. Mongoloid, Cacausoid and Negroid...


www.hotel-americano.com

Negroid pirate flag?
 
2013-02-11 04:27:16 PM

Kittypie070: OK, OK, Stoned Anthropologist would be maybe not so good a band name, huh?



It would be a great name for a band that played '60s and '70s cover songs.
 
2013-02-11 04:27:21 PM
You can tell if skeletons are from black people by the way their knee grows.
 
2013-02-11 04:28:01 PM
Busted for 1.45 grams? Wow. Big bust.
So what's that, like $4000 worth?
 
2013-02-11 04:28:29 PM

robohobo: HMS_Blinkin: St_Francis_P: Were they black bones? Or would I have to be completely trashed to understand?

Presumably the latter.  There is no way that I know of to distinguish a black person's skeleton from a white person's skeleton, without being completely out of your gourd.

Skeletons? Not so much. Skulls? Well, yeah. Only it's more by region of ancestry. Mongoloid, Cacausoid and Negroid...


Even then, it's a probabilistic estimate, rather than an actual identification.  (For example, "there is x% chance that this person considered him/herself Y".)

(Also, nobody- and I mean absolutely no one- trained in anthropology in the past 50 years still uses the terms "mongoloid, caucasoid, and negroid."  If you see any article using those terms that has been written since about 1990, it's not written by an anthropologist.  Those groups are paraphyletic and border on completely incomprehensible.)
 
2013-02-11 04:29:25 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Also, black people have an extra bone attached to the sternum. It's called the McRib.




www.blackfilm.com
I do declare!
 
2013-02-11 04:33:22 PM

FloydA: Even then, it's a probabilistic estimate, rather than an actual identification. (For example, "there is x% chance that this person considered him/herself Y".)


This. There are some facial features that tend more strongly to show up in one race more than others, but most of these are soft tissue: not something you'll be able to look at if all you have are the bones. Get down to the skeleton, and things get very iffy.
 
2013-02-11 04:37:00 PM
Lots of idiots in here making really stupid racists jokes that are not even all that funny (e.g. extra nose, McRib, etc).

I know it's Internet, and it's Fark, so I should not expect much.  But still... grow up.
 
2013-02-11 04:37:01 PM

lectos: buntz: HMS_Blinkin: Presumably the latter. There is no way that I know of to distinguish a black person's skeleton from a white person's skeleton, without being completely out of your gourd.

Maybe the skeleton was holding a case of Heinekens?

It was an older black skeleton....so it was holding a colt 45.


Pass the word, Thunderbird.
 
2013-02-11 04:39:41 PM

Rufus Lee King: Racist be as racist do.


No, I think it's "Racist see; racist do".
 
2013-02-11 04:41:16 PM

LeroyBourne: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Also, black people have an extra bone attached to the sternum. It's called the McRib.

[www.blackfilm.com image 850x487]
I do declare!


Came for this or any variation.
Well done, sir.
 
2013-02-11 04:44:35 PM
Somebody got wasted and started to imagine racism... I'm wondering what everyone else uses as their excuse, because while racism certainly does exist, it is not nearly a systemic as people want to believe it is.
 
2013-02-11 04:49:22 PM

randomjsa: Somebody got wasted and started to imagine racism... I'm wondering what everyone else uses as their excuse, because while racism certainly does exist, it is not nearly a systemic as people want to believe it is.


That's RACIST! :p
 
2013-02-11 04:52:43 PM
www.dancingfire.com

It does look something like a pile of mud, I suppose.

I'm going to guess he saw some sticks underneath that sort of took human form and he then made the leap to burning black man effigy.
 
2013-02-11 04:53:50 PM

abfalter: Lots of idiots in here making really stupid racists jokes that are not even all that funny (e.g. extra nose, McRib, etc).

I know it's Internet, and it's Fark, so I should not expect much.  But still... grow up.


How about suggesting the drawing looks like one from the Bunyip song?
 
2013-02-11 04:55:06 PM
Wow. Either long term marijuana use causes cognitive impairment, or people are born this dumb.

I'm not sure like what either of those implies.
 
2013-02-11 04:57:31 PM
Considering that most African Americans are mixed race, I highly doubt you could tell a "Black" skeleton from a "White" skeleton. Hell it's hard enough to spot an African American from a Caucasian genetically.
 
2013-02-11 04:59:51 PM

FloydA: robohobo: HMS_Blinkin: St_Francis_P: Were they black bones? Or would I have to be completely trashed to understand?

Presumably the latter.  There is no way that I know of to distinguish a black person's skeleton from a white person's skeleton, without being completely out of your gourd.

Skeletons? Not so much. Skulls? Well, yeah. Only it's more by region of ancestry. Mongoloid, Cacausoid and Negroid...

Even then, it's a probabilistic estimate, rather than an actual identification.  (For example, "there is x% chance that this person considered him/herself Y".)

(Also, nobody- and I mean absolutely no one- trained in anthropology in the past 50 years still uses the terms "mongoloid, caucasoid, and negroid."  If you see any article using those terms that has been written since about 1990, it's not written by an anthropologist.  Those groups are paraphyletic and border on completely incomprehensible.


Ah, okay. I'm just remembering from an article in a waaaaaay old National Geographic.

Bought like 80 years of em for 50 bucks.
 
2013-02-11 05:04:47 PM

Evil Twin Skippy: Considering that most African Americans are mixed race, I highly doubt you could tell a "Black" skeleton from a "White" skeleton. Hell it's hard enough to spot an African American from a Caucasian genetically.


This is now an attractive multiracial person thread.


i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-11 05:09:14 PM

dv-ous: Evil Twin Skippy: Considering that most African Americans are mixed race, I highly doubt you could tell a "Black" skeleton from a "White" skeleton. Hell it's hard enough to spot an African American from a Caucasian genetically.

This is now an attractive multiracial person thread.


Looking on my cellphone, does she have erf tattooed on her arm? As in, "welcome to?"
 
2013-02-11 05:12:50 PM
Black people's bones be all like THIS.

White people's bones be all like THIS.
 
2013-02-11 05:19:41 PM
the bones were red that is how he knew.
 
2013-02-11 05:20:24 PM

TheOther: www.hotel-americano.com

Negroid pirate flag?


I laffed way too hard at this.
 
2013-02-11 05:23:12 PM

randomjsa: Somebody got wasted and started to imagine racism... I'm wondering what everyone else uses as their excuse, because while racism certainly does exist, it is not nearly a systemic as people want to believe it is.


I'm all ways telling black people how there is hardly any more racism.  Of course they don't listen.
 
2013-02-11 05:31:58 PM
The man said he just smoked a blunt and offered consent to search him,

Read more here: http://www.heraldonline.com/2013/02/11/4610630/police-rock-hill-man-a r rested.html#storylink=cpy
I just love that, "blunt", it's so much better than the usual "Marihuana Cigarette" crap.
 
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