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(Cracked)   Here are 6 famous things from history that did not exist, so come all of ye and see for yourself   (cracked.com) divider line 142
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2013-02-11 01:49:15 PM
And number 7 on the list!

www.gorskys.com

PRAISE  WHITE JESUS!
 
2013-02-11 01:53:54 PM
Already knew about 'thorn' and the old English 'Ye.' I so smart.
 
2013-02-11 01:58:47 PM
I want my Þorn back

Unfortunately anyÞing English is seen as "vulgar" since it is not French so we wont ever get it back
 
2013-02-11 02:00:17 PM
Dumb list is dumb. The House of Tudor was real. Whether it was called that at the time isn't really relevant.
 
2013-02-11 02:08:17 PM
So....any retard can write for Cracked, right?
 
2013-02-11 02:12:57 PM

BronyMedic: And number 7 on the list!

PRAISE  WHITE JESUS!


Dolemite Jesus wasn't exactly real either...
 
2013-02-11 02:13:46 PM

cretinbob: So....any retard can write for Cracked, right?


No, they're very selective in their retards. No normal retard will do, they have to be of an exceptional variety.
 
2013-02-11 02:17:55 PM

DamnYankees: Dumb list is dumb. The House of Tudor was real. Whether it was called that at the time isn't really relevant.


Seriously. Yes, the Tudors played down their origins, largley because they didn't want to remind anyone about the Plantagenets, who had a better claim to the throne, but I don't see any evidence that they were ashamed of their family name. Elizabeth wore the Tudor colours (white, green and gold) all the time, and the Tudor rose was everywhere.
 
2013-02-11 02:18:10 PM
The "ye" thing was interesting. I learned something new today.
 
2013-02-11 02:20:02 PM
"The Pope's Nut Grabbing Chair" is the name of my new Irish Punk Band
 
2013-02-11 02:22:29 PM

DamnYankees: Dumb list is dumb. The House of Tudor was real. Whether it was called that at the time isn't really relevant.


I think they just went by Coupe for a while
 
2013-02-11 02:30:46 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

list fails without the holocaust
 
2013-02-11 02:33:25 PM

BronyMedic: And number 7 on the list!

[www.gorskys.com image 638x900]

PRAISE  WHITE JESUS!


Oh yeah?  You think Jesus wasn't white?    You know what they serve with wine at communion?  Yeah that's right, crackers!  Explain that, Mr. theologician!
 
2013-02-11 02:34:34 PM

Elzar: Dolemite Jesus wasn't exactly real either...


www.morethings.com
 
2013-02-11 02:43:39 PM

FloydA: BronyMedic: And number 7 on the list!

[www.gorskys.com image 638x900]

PRAISE  WHITE JESUS!

Oh yeah?  You think Jesus wasn't white?    You know what they serve with wine at communion?  Yeah that's right, crackers!  Explain that, Mr. theologician!


Maybe they should switch to graham crackers
 
2013-02-11 02:51:02 PM
We've got terrible, terrible news for you: The brontosaurus as you know it never existed. We're so sorry.

OH!?  Then explains THIS:

www.seriouseats.com
 
2013-02-11 03:05:54 PM

Elzar: BronyMedic: And number 7 on the list!

PRAISE  WHITE JESUS!

Dolemite Jesus wasn't exactly real either...


The uncomfortable truth about Jesus for his lilly-white followers is that if he did come back today they
wouldn't be saying "Bless me Father, for I have sinned", they'd be saying "Gimme a Slurpee and a pack of
Marlboros".
 
2013-02-11 03:06:36 PM
List fails without Jesus.
 
2013-02-11 03:09:18 PM
Crack putting everything on one page does not exist.
 
2013-02-11 03:10:08 PM

DjangoStonereaver: The uncomfortable truth about Jesus for his lilly-white followers is that if he did come back today they
wouldn't be saying "Bless me Father, for I have sinned", they'd be saying "Gimme a Slurpee and a pack of
Marlboros".


"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 
2013-02-11 03:10:41 PM
7) The Star Wars prequels
 
2013-02-11 03:11:15 PM

ColSanders: 7) The Star Wars prequels


The Matrix Sequels.
 
2013-02-11 03:11:33 PM

uncleacid: Crack putting everything on one page does not exist.


Beat me to it.
Well played.
 
2013-02-11 03:12:16 PM
7) Barack Hussein Obama's Hawaiian Birth Certificate

//I keed
 
2013-02-11 03:12:53 PM
What about the House of Tooters?
 
2013-02-11 03:13:23 PM

I_Am_Weasel: We've got terrible, terrible news for you: The brontosaurus as you know it never existed. We're so sorry.

OH!?  Then explains THIS:

[www.seriouseats.com image 500x329]


What I want to know is why did Dino, after his first appearance, lose the power of speech?
 
2013-02-11 03:14:39 PM
www.kubins.com
 
2013-02-11 03:15:49 PM

eraser8: I_Am_Weasel: We've got terrible, terrible news for you: The brontosaurus as you know it never existed. We're so sorry.

OH!?  Then explains THIS:

[www.seriouseats.com image 500x329]

What I want to know is why did Dino, after his first appearance, lose the power of speech?


Lobotomy with a swordfish?

I want to know why the cat got put out every night so dramatically, yet you never saw it in an episode.
 
2013-02-11 03:15:51 PM
Weapons of Mass destruction in Iraq.
 
2013-02-11 03:16:10 PM
FTA: "What Marsh didn't understand was that he hadn't found a new species at all -- he had found another apatosaurus, just one with the correct head."


Wait...So since the brontosaurus was technically the first one to have a full skeleton, shouldn't the apatosaurus be the one that never existed? Or is there some kinda unwritten paleontological rule that says this kind of trickery is allowed?
 
2013-02-11 03:17:24 PM

I_Am_Weasel: We've got terrible, terrible news for you: The brontosaurus as you know it never existed. We're so sorry.

OH!?  Then explains THIS:

[www.seriouseats.com image 500x329]


Explained why Dino is watering at the mouth looking at Broto ribs. He's a carnivore? And they let him baby sit Pebbles?
 
2013-02-11 03:19:04 PM
I continue to maintain that 'Brontosaurus' is the better name by far.
 
2013-02-11 03:19:46 PM
The G spot?
 
2013-02-11 03:20:18 PM

WhoopAssWayne: 7) Barack Hussein Obama's Hawaiian Birth Certificate

//I keed


Came to post this.  Damn you

/Shakes Fist.
 
2013-02-11 03:21:15 PM
The money Robert Pollard's mother gave him to get music lessons.
 
2013-02-11 03:21:39 PM
Most of the "accomplishments" celebrated during black history month?
 
2013-02-11 03:23:12 PM

Jake Havechek: The money Robert Pollard's mother gave him to get music lessons.


The money Jonathan Pollard's mother gave him to get spying lessons?
 
2013-02-11 03:23:19 PM
Ted Nugent's brain.
 
2013-02-11 03:24:09 PM

cretinbob: So....any retard can write for Cracked, right?


Yes.  They advertised for it.  If they like your article, they will print it, and they will pay you.
 
2013-02-11 03:24:29 PM
#7) Watson & Crick discovering the double helix of DNA
 
2013-02-11 03:24:53 PM

BronyMedic: And number 7 on the list!

[www.gorskys.com image 638x900]

PRAISE  WHITE JESUS!


My rant actually starts with "if Jebus was white, why did Judas need to kiss him to point him out?
He could have just said "It's the white guy".
 
2013-02-11 03:25:12 PM

kbronsito: holoc


Dammit, was coming for that.
 
2013-02-11 03:25:45 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Elzar: BronyMedic: And number 7 on the list!

PRAISE  WHITE JESUS!

Dolemite Jesus wasn't exactly real either...

The uncomfortable truth about Jesus for his lilly-white followers is that if he did come back today they
wouldn't be saying "Bless me Father, for I have sinned", they'd be saying "Gimme a Slurpee and a pack of
Marlboros".


Pakistani Jesus?
 
2013-02-11 03:25:56 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Elzar: BronyMedic: And number 7 on the list!

PRAISE  WHITE JESUS!

Dolemite Jesus wasn't exactly real either...

The uncomfortable truth about Jesus for his lilly-white followers is that if he did come back today they
wouldn't be saying "Bless me Father, for I have sinned", they'd be saying "Gimme a Slurpee and a pack of
Marlboros".


When was the last time you saw some Jewish guy manning the counter of a convenance store?
 
2013-02-11 03:27:18 PM
what a strange article:
so they tell me a story about something I've never heard about - only then to tell me that it was pointless to tell me that story since it didn't exist anyway.
 
2013-02-11 03:28:40 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DjangoStonereaver: Elzar: BronyMedic: And number 7 on the list!

PRAISE  WHITE JESUS!

Dolemite Jesus wasn't exactly real either...

The uncomfortable truth about Jesus for his lilly-white followers is that if he did come back today they
wouldn't be saying "Bless me Father, for I have sinned", they'd be saying "Gimme a Slurpee and a pack of
Marlboros".

When was the last time you saw some Jewish guy manning the counter of a convenance store?


There are several bodegas in Brooklyn, especially around Crown Heights....
 
2013-02-11 03:29:12 PM
I thought the iron maiden would be on the list.
 
2013-02-11 03:29:13 PM

DjangoStonereaver: The uncomfortable truth about Jesus for his lilly-white followers is that if he did come back today they
wouldn't be saying "Bless me Father, for I have sinned", they'd be saying "Gimme a Slurpee and a pack of
Marlboros".


Jesus was Indian (dot)?
 
2013-02-11 03:30:07 PM

ShawnDoc: DjangoStonereaver: The uncomfortable truth about Jesus for his lilly-white followers is that if he did come back today they
wouldn't be saying "Bless me Father, for I have sinned", they'd be saying "Gimme a Slurpee and a pack of
Marlboros".

Jesus was Indian (dot)?


Well, in the mormon version he was feather.
 
2013-02-11 03:30:10 PM
And maybe we should have a woman pope.
Maybe there be less "hey lets diddle the little boys"
On second thought. maybe not.
 
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