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(Big 1059)   CNN host asks Bill Nye (Science Guy) if asteroid heading towards Earth was caused by global warming   (big1059.com) divider line 23
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2013-02-11 01:49:33 PM
5 votes:
Global warming is yesterday's news. Behold and fear galaxy warming.
2013-02-11 01:50:55 PM
4 votes:
No...but the moran gravity of your face is pulling my fist into a collision course with it.
2013-02-11 01:45:55 PM
4 votes:
GOP take notes, this is actually the best way to undermine climate change, steer into the curve.
2013-02-11 05:26:03 PM
2 votes:
econewsnetwork.org
Is the Science Guy gonna have to choke a biatch?
2013-02-11 02:55:27 PM
2 votes:
sprott.physics.wisc.edu
2013-02-11 02:30:26 PM
2 votes:

T.rex: She just made a dumb mistake..... She was given the lead-in regarding the blizzard and the Global Warming connection, then they went to commercial, and they threw the meteor story in there too.

She's just a talking head, and they're trained to read the teleprompter, and interject minimal wisdom of their own.   I blame the producer for making it confusing on her dumb ass, more than i blame her.


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"Go fark yourself Global Warming"
2013-02-11 02:09:12 PM
2 votes:

Earl of Chives: T.rex: She just made a dumb mistake..... She was given the lead-in regarding the blizzard and the Global Warming connection, then they went to commercial, and they threw the meteor story in there too.

She's just a talking head, and they're trained to read the teleprompter, and interject minimal wisdom of their own.   I blame the producer for making it confusing on her dumb ass, more than i blame her.

This is the correct answer.


We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
Comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam
In her eye
It's interesting when people die-
Give us dirty laundry
2013-02-11 02:04:19 PM
2 votes:
It may be god smiting us for believing the liberal lies about global warming. Disprove that, nerdlinger.
2013-02-11 02:03:54 PM
2 votes:
CNN is trying to out-FOX FOX.
2013-02-11 01:45:57 PM
2 votes:
Surely this is an exagger--- *clicks link* --- Christ...
2013-02-11 07:36:52 PM
1 votes:
Sheesh. Bill should've said, "...um, no, it's caused because too many of us touch ourselves at night."
2013-02-11 07:31:31 PM
1 votes:
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Farkin' asteroids... you can't explain it.
2013-02-11 06:55:31 PM
1 votes:

GeneralJim: Don't forget the Bill Nye faked an experiment with Al Gore...


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So therefore AGW is not happening and Sarah Palin is automatically President.
2013-02-11 06:29:53 PM
1 votes:

HairBolus: The question comes from basically Religious/Magical thinking:

Religious: Is this God's punishment or warning to humans for causing global warming?

Magical: Bad things cause bad things.

 1) Global warming is bad.
 2) Being hit by a meteor is bad.
 3) therefore 1 will cause 2.


As an anthropology professor, I give you an A.
2013-02-11 05:15:03 PM
1 votes:

Surool: This question is a direct result of christian scientific suppression


It makes only slightly less sense to blame the Permian mass extinction.  It was a long time ago, get over it.
2013-02-11 03:44:59 PM
1 votes:
what did Bill say after he stopped laughing?  or is he still laughing?
2013-02-11 03:22:50 PM
1 votes:
Bill should have explained with a straight face that it was caused by a black hole passing through the plane of the solar system at nearly right angles.
2013-02-11 03:07:58 PM
1 votes:
She needs to go on Millionaire
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2013-02-11 03:05:45 PM
1 votes:
Inertia is a property of matter.

/Got nothing at all.
2013-02-11 02:53:45 PM
1 votes:
But liberals will still be stupid enough to take it as a distinct possibility.
2013-02-11 02:40:56 PM
1 votes:
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I don't give two shakes of a dead dog's syphillis-ridden cock! You CANNOT be that stupid! Where's my bowel disruptor?!

/Been re-reading this
//I guess there are no scientists (or high-school graduates) left in CNN's reporter pool
///GAH
2013-02-11 02:21:47 PM
1 votes:
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2013-02-11 02:13:12 PM
1 votes:
He should of said fark you and ripped his mic off.
 
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