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(Inquisitr)   Yearly pubic hair grooming injuries are approaching a brazillion   (inquisitr.com) divider line 26
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2013-02-11 01:23:23 PM
TMI TIME!!!  For some dumb reason many years back, I decided to totally shave my junk because I thought my wife would be amused.  I nipped my yambag and taint.  NEVER again!  Ever!  Oh and the ingrown hairs as it grew back, oh the itchiness!!!   Ekkk, no!
 
2013-02-11 01:36:37 PM
Team au naturale!
 
2013-02-11 01:38:39 PM
Shaving razors were the culprit in 83 percent of the injuries, with cuts being most common result.

Well what other results would there be?
 
2013-02-11 01:42:20 PM
OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!
 
2013-02-11 01:43:04 PM

Mugato: Shaving razors were the culprit in 83 percent of the injuries, with cuts being most common result.

Well what other results would there be?


Beheading.
 
2013-02-11 01:45:18 PM

Mugato: Well what other results would there be?


Amputation, Avulsion, Abrasions, Degloving.... Really, the list goes on and on. (None of those links are safe for work, or male sanity!)

/goes back to eating hamburger.
 
2013-02-11 01:46:12 PM
Equally amusing is farting with a hairless ass-crack... No more SBD's - every fart requires hearing protection.
 
2013-02-11 01:49:14 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Mugato: Shaving razors were the culprit in 83 percent of the injuries, with cuts being most common result.

Well what other results would there be?

Beheading.


Go on...
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2013-02-11 01:50:38 PM
You can always TRIM. It's not about bald vs. sasquatch.
 
2013-02-11 01:50:45 PM

Elzar: Beheading.

Go on...


Elzar: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Mugato: Shaving razors were the culprit in 83 percent of the injuries, with cuts being most common result.

Well what other results would there be?

Beheading.

Go on...
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Well, if you really want to know, it's like breaking a hot dog into pieces. (NSFW)

/Goddamnit, you people have me looking at penile trauma pics now.
 
2013-02-11 01:50:57 PM
Lol! Good one subby, that headline made me giggle.

+1
 
2013-02-11 01:51:37 PM

Mugato: Well what other results would there be?


Vasectomy
 
2013-02-11 01:52:32 PM
Deja vu?
 
2013-02-11 01:53:55 PM
 
2013-02-11 01:54:11 PM
FOOLS!!
They just need to eat some of the new GMO Monsanto Cucumbers and TAH DAHHHH!!!
No PUBES!!!!!!


GMO Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness -- Immediately Banned in Nova Scotia
www.thelapine.ca
 
2013-02-11 01:55:23 PM
FTFA: ...Scissors were used in nearly 22 percent of injuries...


Gahhhh!!!
 
2013-02-11 01:55:26 PM

Mugato: Shaving razors were the culprit in 83 percent of the injuries, with cuts being most common result.

Well what other results would there be?


www.oocities.org

Just not with your nose.
=Smidge=
 
2013-02-11 01:56:17 PM
Nice headline, Subby.
 
2013-02-11 01:58:34 PM
I've been clean shaven for a number of years now and I can't imagine going back.  My wife will mention it, too, if I ever get more than a few days scruffy.

It's the way to go.  Much more comfortable.  Particularly down here in sunny (hot) Florida.
 
2013-02-11 01:58:35 PM
I use an electric hair trimmer with with a 3 guard.  Every now and then a fold in ye old sack sneaks through the guard and gets a nick but that's the worst of it.  No ingrown hairs.

I don't know how people go without grooming.  It starts driving me "nutty" when it gets too long.
 
2013-02-11 01:59:28 PM
I cut myself once, and it didn't look nice. She thought I had an STD once it had clotted and crusted the next morning (who puts a Badn-Aid on a dick, seriously?).

The real problem was when I sliced my ass open using a straight razor. She was the one who requested it because she liked drinking port wine out of guys' cracks. No, I'm not making this up.
 
2013-02-11 01:59:40 PM

Endive Wombat: TMI TIME!!!  For some dumb reason many years back, I decided to totally shave my junk because I thought my wife would be amused.  I nipped my yambag and taint.  NEVER again!  Ever!  Oh and the ingrown hairs as it grew back, oh the itchiness!!!   Ekkk, no!


Tsk, tsk, tsk. Proper upkeep is the secret to less in grown hair. (Or so everyone says.)

/or maybe not other have different opinions and 'techniques'.
 
2013-02-11 02:00:59 PM
FTA: "According to a recent study". Who studies this and , more importantly, who admits to a shaving accident involving the twig and berries?

/ Shenanigans at best.
 
2013-02-11 02:01:13 PM
I blame bush.
 
2013-02-11 02:02:03 PM
On an unrelated side note, is it me or is their an increasing trend in articles using relatively small numbers but making them sound like they are a significant amount and then people freak?  The article doesn't say, "2500 visits to the ER, or roughly .000012% of all ER visits."  It says, "There has been a rise in ER visits of epidemic proportions with a whopping 2500 people admitted to the ER!"
 
2013-02-11 02:28:19 PM
Best quote from the article by far...

The accounts of the reported injuries would make anyone squirm. "Suffice it to say," "that the 17-year-old boy who picked up a razor after smoking marijuana now understands that that was a bad idea."
 
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