SnarfVader: Carve her initials in the kitchen broom handle.
Elzar: Weener in a box.
iamrex: Coupons for activities s/he will enjoyA hand made card with a poem you wrote yourselfA candle-lit home cooked mealWicked sloppy bang time
Ponzholio: Everybody loves macaroni art.
mjones73: Elzar: Weener in a box.That was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the title..
iamrex: Coupons for activities s/he will enjoy
God Is My Co-Pirate: Sure it's the thought that counts. And the thought in this case was to ask Fark in the hopes that you'd get an answer other than "buttsex?"
LadySusan: God Is My Co-Pirate: Sure it's the thought that counts. And the thought in this case was to ask Fark in the hopes that you'd get an answer other than "buttsex?"I'm sure that all answers will be thoughtful and so romantic we'll all die from the cuteness.
umrdyldo: Make a list of things you hate about her and give her an ultimatum to fix them all or you are leaving.
Malcolm_Sex: There is no excuse for a grown man to not have the 20$ it costs for flowers.
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