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(Topless Robot)   The ten best action figure reveals from the 2013 Toy Fair HOLY HELL WE'RE GETTING BREAKING BAD TOYS?   (toplessrobot.com) divider line 44
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2013-02-11 09:32:41 AM
There needs to be a voice button on that action figure for " We will produce a chemically pure and stable product that performs as advertised."
 
2013-02-11 10:30:52 AM

GooseMeat: There needs to be a voice button on that action figure for " We will produce a chemically pure and stable product that performs as advertised."


"I'm the one who knocks!"
 
2013-02-11 10:57:20 AM

Vodka Zombie: GooseMeat: There needs to be a voice button on that action figure for " We will produce a chemically pure and stable product that performs as advertised."

"I'm the one who knocks!"


"You're done when I say you're done!"

"I AM the Danger!"
 
2013-02-11 11:31:47 AM
Is it just me, or is Classic Batman pretty homoerotic?
 
2013-02-11 11:49:02 AM
I think my Jesse doll is broken. Every time I pull the string all it says is "Yo, stop pulling my farking string... BIATCH!"
 
2013-02-11 11:59:19 AM
There better be a whole collection, including Gus, Saul, and Uncle Tio (complete with action bell).
 
2013-02-11 12:10:22 PM
Where's my Breaking Bad chemistry "play" set?

=Smidge=
 
2013-02-11 12:14:29 PM
Toys huh?

Something something china dominant over us.
 
2013-02-11 12:18:21 PM
More dolls not guns.
 
2013-02-11 12:21:08 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

The Gus Doll needs to say "Do It!"
 
2013-02-11 12:27:10 PM

StoPPeRmobile: More dolls not guns.


t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-11 12:28:10 PM
"Holy hell" is a stupid expression and I hope it goes away soon.
 
2013-02-11 12:28:14 PM

JolobinSmokin: Something something china dominant over us.


They wouldn't be able to produce the toys had we not created the media on which they are based. Modern China is nothing without US consumerism.
 
2013-02-11 12:33:01 PM

MarshHawk: There better be a whole collection, including Gus, Saul, and Uncle Tio (complete with action bell).


Tio Salamanca or Uncle Salamanca.

Not "Uncle Tio".

Are you a fan of Mr. Mister?
 
2013-02-11 12:33:31 PM

maverickzy: "Holy hell" is a stupid expression and I hope it goes away soon.


I blame the Shinra soldiers.
 
2013-02-11 12:36:56 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Vodka Zombie: GooseMeat: There needs to be a voice button on that action figure for " We will produce a chemically pure and stable product that performs as advertised."

"I'm the one who knocks!"

"You're done when I say you're done!"

"I AM the Danger!"


"Say my name!"

"Heisenberg"

"You're goddamned right."

THAT would be badass!
 
2013-02-11 12:37:37 PM

Kristoph57: maverickzy: "Holy hell" is a stupid expression and I hope it goes away soon.

I blame the Shinra soldiers.


There are so many reasons for me to hate that game.
 
2013-02-11 12:40:02 PM
summer 2013 farking farkity fark.
 
2013-02-11 12:41:55 PM
 
2013-02-11 12:44:09 PM
fc01.deviantart.net
 
2013-02-11 01:25:20 PM
www.joblo.com

Nice, but it looks like Walt has a stick up his ass.
 
2013-02-11 01:48:23 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Vodka Zombie: GooseMeat: There needs to be a voice button on that action figure for " We will produce a chemically pure and stable product that performs as advertised."

"I'm the one who knocks!"

"You're done when I say you're done!"

"I AM the Danger!"


One of Walt's sayings should explain the concept of Chirality.
 
2013-02-11 01:50:17 PM
Glad to see the new Metroplex made this list.
/unafraid to admit my transformers addiction.
 
2013-02-11 01:58:53 PM

MarshHawk: There better be a whole collection, including Gus, Saul, and Uncle Tio (complete with action bell).


And Mike...don't forget Mike.
 
2013-02-11 02:01:33 PM

grimlock1972: Glad to see the new Metroplex made this list.
/unafraid to admit my transformers addiction.


Your screen name's new figure is pretty sweet too. Of course pretty much every Grimlock toy is pretty bad ass.
 
2013-02-11 02:01:49 PM
If they don't make a Skylar doll that I can throw off a tall building or bridge, I'll be highly disappointed.
 
2013-02-11 02:04:05 PM
I don't know how, I don't know where I'll find the room, but Metroplex will be mine. !
 
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2013-02-11 02:26:00 PM
The Flynn accessories are already available.

www.woodentoys123.com
 
2013-02-11 02:26:12 PM
Proof that 'action figures' ceased being toys decades ago.

Though, I will admit that I might consider buying the "Surfing Contest Batman"....
 
2013-02-11 02:42:18 PM

rocky_howard: Tio Salamanca or Uncle Salamanca.


You call your uncles by their last name? What if you have two uncles that have the last same name, since they're brothers? Would they be Uncle Salamanca 1 and Uncle Salamanca 2?

You come from a weird family.
 
2013-02-11 02:42:46 PM
I want me a 60's surfing Batman action figure.
 
2013-02-11 02:46:30 PM

Lando Lincoln: rocky_howard: Tio Salamanca or Uncle Salamanca.

You call your uncles by their last name? What if you have two uncles that have the last same name, since they're brothers? Would they be Uncle Salamanca 1 and Uncle Salamanca 2?

You come from a weird family.


No, wait. His name was Hector, wasn't it. "Tio" was his nickname, which means "Uncle" in Spanish I guess. Never mind me.
 
2013-02-11 04:22:10 PM

Alphakronik: If they don't make a Skylar doll that I can throw off a tall building or bridge, I'll be highly disappointed.


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Jesus Christ, Alphakronik. They're  ACTION FIGURES!
 
2013-02-11 04:34:24 PM

Alphakronik: If they don't make a Skylar doll that I can throw off a tall building or bridge, I'll be highly disappointed.


Marie action figure with PURPLE EVERYTHING
 
2013-02-11 05:04:54 PM
Screw that, I want that Metroplex!
 
2013-02-11 05:48:32 PM
What, no anatomically correct Skylar & Ted?
 
2013-02-11 07:05:35 PM
18$ is great, it's the 24$ UPS to Canada that sucks, plus the usual tomfoolery that UPS does at the border... ugh.
 
2013-02-11 07:55:00 PM
In that picture of Castle Greyskull, in the lower left corner, is that Molar, the Eternian Dentist? I thought that was just a Robot Chicken joke.
 
2013-02-11 09:39:58 PM

mikieb: In that picture of Castle Greyskull, in the lower left corner, is that Molar, the Eternian Dentist? I thought that was just a Robot Chicken joke.


It was.  Then they produced an actual Molar figure as a San Diego comic Con exclusive several years ago which also included a Skeletor with missing tooth.
 
2013-02-11 11:27:22 PM

maverickzy: "Holy hell" is a stupid expression and I hope it goes away soon.


The version I remember is "holy hot dicks from hell, it's mine sweeper"

I would have posted it to fark but too much NSFW language on the jpg
 
2013-02-12 02:15:35 AM

grimlock1972: Glad to see the new Metroplex made this list.
/unafraid to admit my transformers addiction.


That new Metroplex made my jeans soaking wet.
 
2013-02-12 03:28:19 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: grimlock1972: Glad to see the new Metroplex made this list.
/unafraid to admit my transformers addiction.

That new Metroplex made my jeans soaking wet.


new pants! table 3, thank you!

same here, never thought we would see another figure that size created.
 
2013-02-12 08:41:49 AM

grimlock1972: FuryOfFirestorm: grimlock1972: Glad to see the new Metroplex made this list.
/unafraid to admit my transformers addiction.

That new Metroplex made my jeans soaking wet.

new pants! table 3, thank you!

same here, never thought we would see another figure that size created.


Comments on the site suggest the transformation is as lame as the original though, sadly.
 
2013-02-12 01:25:41 PM

Qaiwolf: grimlock1972: FuryOfFirestorm: grimlock1972: Glad to see the new Metroplex made this list.
/unafraid to admit my transformers addiction.

That new Metroplex made my jeans soaking wet.

new pants! table 3, thank you!

same here, never thought we would see another figure that size created.

Comments on the site suggest the transformation is as lame as the original though, sadly.

Honestly its to be expected in a figure meant to market to long time fans as much as kids.
The transformation doesn't bug me.
 
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