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(Fark)   The new Pope will get to pick his own Pope name. What should it be?   (fark.com) divider line 36
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2013-02-11 09:18:49 AM  
Pope Immanottabuttfarker I
 
2013-02-11 09:19:22 AM  
Pope Jesus II
 
2013-02-11 09:20:08 AM  
His Holy Eminence, God Isn't Real.
 
2013-02-11 09:21:01 AM  
Weedlord Bonerhitler I
 
2013-02-11 09:21:38 AM  
Corda
 
2013-02-11 09:21:45 AM  
John Paul George Ringo
 
2013-02-11 09:24:11 AM  
Tangens Pueros I
 
2013-02-11 09:24:13 AM  
Pope Muhammed I
 
2013-02-11 09:26:55 AM  
Given that the Papacy has followed St. Malachy's Prophecy of the Popes, I imagine we'll see Pope Peter the Roman as it is his pontificate that will destroy Rome.
 
2013-02-11 09:27:48 AM  
Pope Daddy
 
2013-02-11 09:29:43 AM  

The English Major: Given that the Papacy has followed St. Malachy's Prophecy of the Popes, I imagine we'll see Pope Peter the Roman as it is his pontificate that will destroy Rome.


I am sure the next pope will have heard of that, and even though the number is right, he'll not pick Peter on purpose. Won't that then defeat the prophecy?
 
2013-02-11 09:31:14 AM  

the_rev: John Paul George Ringo


Mick Keith I.
 
2013-02-11 09:34:41 AM  

kimwim: I am sure the next pope will have heard of that, and even though the number is right, he'll not pick Peter on purpose. Won't that then defeat the prophecy?


Or else he's a liberal Pope who "destroys Rome" by okaying contraceptives, letting priests marry, letting women become clergy, and then revealing all the names of pedophile priests the Church has shielded. Either way.
 
2013-02-11 09:34:59 AM  
Pope Lando Calrissian.
 
2013-02-11 09:36:42 AM  
Pope Slab Bulkhead
 
2013-02-11 09:37:14 AM  
Pope Boyousrapious.
 
2013-02-11 09:37:17 AM  

exick: Pope Slab Bulkhead


Pope Blast Hardcheese
 
2013-02-11 09:46:01 AM  

The English Major: Pope Blast Hardcheese


Pope Bolt Vanderhuge
 
2013-02-11 09:54:57 AM  

exick: Pope Bolt Vanderhuge


Pope Big McLargehuge
 
2013-02-11 09:57:05 AM  

The English Major: Pope Big McLargehuge


Pope Punch Rockgroin
 
2013-02-11 09:57:54 AM  
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2013-02-11 10:00:23 AM  

exick: Pope Punch Rockgroin


Pope Bob Johnson
 
2013-02-11 10:05:01 AM  
Pope Corky XXIII
 
2013-02-11 10:08:14 AM  
Pope Ambiguous
 
2013-02-11 10:15:59 AM  
Peter II
 
2013-02-11 10:18:15 AM  
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2013-02-11 10:29:22 AM  
Pope PopeBobopebananafannafofopefeefimomopepope
 
2013-02-11 10:33:50 AM  
Onarope I
 
2013-02-11 11:29:41 AM  
Iscomingout
 
2013-02-11 11:39:06 AM  
Pope John HUSSEIN Paul I
 
2013-02-11 12:27:38 PM  
Hilarious II
 
2013-02-11 12:53:33 PM  
Sure, this goes red , but we get how many Obama threads today?
 
2013-02-11 02:13:39 PM  
Pope Reagan

Pope Barack the Islamic Shock Hussein Superallah Obama
 
2013-02-11 03:37:04 PM  
Pope Uri

(try saying it out loud)

Thanks,
thwartme
 
2013-02-11 06:31:47 PM  
Pope Jesus

Go big or go home.
 
2013-02-11 07:03:13 PM  

The English Major: Given that the Papacy has followed St. Malachy's Prophecy of the Popes, I imagine we'll see Pope Peter the Roman as it is his pontificate that will destroy Rome.


Did Benedict just troll his own church? I think he wants to sit back and be witness to the destruction
 
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