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(Gap Year)   Cereal traveler munches his way around the world in his quest to find the perfect bowl of cornflakes   (gapyear.com) divider line 36
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2013-02-11 11:43:33 AM  
Kellogg's is pretty good.  Did he try that?
 
2013-02-11 11:44:30 AM  
Wonder how he liked that bowl of scabs in warm goat's milk?
 
2013-02-11 11:46:12 AM  
He should look in the mirror for the perfect flake.
 
2013-02-11 11:47:51 AM  
Not sure who is the bigger idiot; the guy who thinks he can get a sponsorship by doing this, or subby for thinking anyone gives a Fark about some douche looking for a perfect bowl of cereal.

Isn't it early, even for the mods to be drinking?
 
2013-02-11 11:50:20 AM  
Capt'n Crunch is better.
 
2013-02-11 11:53:35 AM  

uncleacid

He should look in the mirror for the perfect flake.


I couldn't find the words, but this guy did.

+1
 
2013-02-11 11:53:45 AM  
Loved this quote from the Young Ones:

VYVYAN: Well, I finished the new car competition. I'm gonna win a Ford Tippex any minute. It's quite easy really, all you gotta do is match up six pictures of  famous noses with six pictures of famous bogeys! Thought that would shock you! Well, it's not through because then you have to say in ten wordswhat cornflakes mean to you. So I put, 'Cornflakes. Cornflakes. Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes. Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes, Cornflakes!'

RICK: Pathetic! You'll never win, Vyvyan!

VYVYAN: Why not?

RICK: That's only nine words!

VYVYAN: Oh, yeah. [writes] 'Cornflakes.'
 
2013-02-11 11:54:24 AM  

uncleacid: He should look in the mirror for the perfect flake.


Especially now that he's on a website called 'gap year.'
 
2013-02-11 11:54:44 AM  
projectotaking.com
"I farking love corn flakes! Especially when they beg"
 
2013-02-11 11:58:27 AM  

MDGeist: Capt'n Crunch is better.


Orignial, Crunch Berries, or Peanut Butter Crunch?

/prefers the peanut butter version
 
2013-02-11 12:01:52 PM  
Scooting around the globe one bowl of colon blow to the next is a heck of a way to leave your marks on the world
 
2013-02-11 12:03:48 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-11 12:04:08 PM  
I've munched my way around the world too, but it wasn't breakfast cereal I was eatin'
 
2013-02-11 12:05:00 PM  

Do you know the way to Mordor: Loved this quote from the Young Ones:


Nice one. That's one of my favorite episodes of the YG.
 
2013-02-11 12:06:27 PM  
Really? The 'gap year' shiat again?
Did it not get mocked sufficiently the last time?
 
2013-02-11 12:09:06 PM  

Shadowtag: [projectotaking.com image 335x505]
"I farking love corn flakes! Especially when they beg"


Some people just really love cereal.
 
2013-02-11 12:09:21 PM  
Get this guy a bowl of Golden Grahams and end this charade.

/Cocoa Pebbles being a close second
//Bran Flakes get the bronze
 
2013-02-11 12:10:38 PM  
Nothing will ever beat Team Flakes.
 
2013-02-11 12:17:37 PM  
Sounds like this guy is super cereal about his corn flakes.
 
2013-02-11 12:19:57 PM  
FTFA:
<i>It will be dark, crunchy, organic and locally grown </i>

Dark?  How the hell is a cornflake going to be dark unless it was burnt to a crisp?
 
2013-02-11 12:21:07 PM  
www.loadsavepoint.com

/Flakes no, flaky yes
 
2013-02-11 12:21:10 PM  
My food quests are for the perfect doughnut, the perfect meatball sandwich, and the perfect biscuits and gravy.

Difficulty: Local places only, no chains. (As if a chain place could have the world's best anything)
 
2013-02-11 12:21:49 PM  

uncleacid: He should look in the mirror for the perfect flake.


Awesome retort
 
2013-02-11 12:28:20 PM  
Its not news, its - its - just WHAT the hell IS this and why did I waste my time reading this!

/back to the Politics thread where my time is <NEVER wasted!
 
2013-02-11 12:30:29 PM  
i.imgur.com

use the genius bowl when you get there
 
2013-02-11 12:36:05 PM  
Is it this guy?
www.hotflick.net
 
2013-02-11 12:38:15 PM  

Ianman: Not sure who is the bigger idiot; the guy who thinks he can get a sponsorship by doing this, or subby for thinking anyone gives a Fark about some douche looking for a perfect bowl of cereal.

Isn't it early, even for the mods to be drinking?


Oh yeah, there's no way he'd ever be sponsored. Like who's going to sponsor him? A Hotel company? Visa?
 
2013-02-11 12:47:06 PM  
This would've been a better story if it followed this plot line:

Serial carpet muncher travels her way around the world looking for the perfect vag.
 
2013-02-11 12:47:32 PM  

strapp3r: use the genius bowl when you get there


I was just on my way to reddit to find that pic.  Saw it there yesterday.
 
2013-02-11 12:56:49 PM  
I'm having Cheerios and granola as we speak.
 
2013-02-11 01:01:02 PM  

strapp3r: use the genius bowl when you get there


This is the best idea ever and I need one in my house right now!
 
2013-02-11 01:03:38 PM  
It doesnt count unless he makes the "Wooosh!" sound

www.morethings.com

/ Cause he's super cereal
 
2013-02-11 01:45:07 PM  
s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com
 
2013-02-11 03:00:23 PM  
Top with cream cheese. Microwave for a few seconds. Add jam.

/ Bong-load optional.
 
2013-02-11 04:45:14 PM  
So this is what Mikey is up to these days. Get a life.
 
2013-02-12 05:54:32 AM  

amindtat: MDGeist: Capt'n Crunch is better.

Orignial, Crunch Berries, or Peanut Butter Crunch?

/prefers the peanut butter version


I love me some Crunch Berries.
 
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