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(CBS News)   Teen birthrates in the U.S. fall to record lows. When asked if this was due to abstinence programs or increased sex education, researchers bravely turned their tails and fled, brave brave sex researchers (link fixed)   (cbsnews.com) divider line 143
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2013-02-11 10:48:09 AM  
Actually, it's due to increased accessibility of birth control.
 
2013-02-11 11:06:14 AM  
American girls are getting fatter and less people want to sleep with them.
 
2013-02-11 11:18:07 AM  

kid_icarus: American girls are getting fatter and less people want to sleep with them.


This.
 
2013-02-11 11:18:51 AM  
How can I comment when I'm required to log in to read the article?
 
2013-02-11 11:43:13 AM  
I'm going to go with 'there is a strong general correlation between overall development and low birth rates' for $1000 please, Alex.

/ congratulations, America...you're becoming less like Panama and more like Taiwan or Germany every day.
// one of these years, you might even qualify as an actual developed country
/// they come in threes
 
2013-02-11 12:03:35 PM  
I think perhaps "turned their tails" could have been the factor influencing lower birth rates.
 
2013-02-11 12:39:42 PM  

whistleridge: /// they come in threes


Too old.
 
2013-02-11 12:47:28 PM  

kid_icarus: American girls are getting fatter and less people want to sleep with them.


Have you ever been a teenage boy? They'll fark ANYTHING!
 
2013-02-11 12:47:28 PM  
It's because teenage boys are all being lured away by their "hideous yet hot by Fark standards" teachers. There's nobody left to sleep with the teenage girls.
 
2013-02-11 12:47:29 PM  
Cue "why can't it be both" girl.
 
2013-02-11 12:47:46 PM  
Or there are other forms of sex that don't involve penetration.
 
2013-02-11 12:48:48 PM  
Hmm.  How 'bout Texas?

1) Abstinence only?  Check.
2) High pregnancy rate?  Check.

There's your f*cking answer, America.  YOU'RE welcome.
 
2013-02-11 12:49:42 PM  
It's the economy. People are less likely to have children when there is so much uncertainty in their economic future.
 
2013-02-11 12:49:46 PM  
It happens every time a Democrat is in office. I'm thinking it's due to all the men they convert to homoSINuality.
 
2013-02-11 12:50:04 PM  

kid_icarus: American girls are getting fatter and less people want to sleep with them.


More for me, I guess.
 
2013-02-11 12:50:08 PM  
Hey admin, this isn't your standard TF circlejerk where you don't even need a valid link, paywall?  Really?  You greenlit this?  Really?
 
2013-02-11 12:50:36 PM  

Metaluna Mutant: Or there are other forms of sex that don't involve penetration.


You've apparently not been audited by the IRS.
 
2013-02-11 12:51:09 PM  
I hate to say it and I'll be pelted with rotten fruit... .

But how does MTVs "16 and Pregnant" show correlate with teen birth rates?  I think the show could be showing a number of teens what crap they are headed for if they get pregnant before they are ready for it.
 
2013-02-11 12:51:21 PM  
The correct answer is secret choice c) WoW.
 
2013-02-11 12:51:25 PM  
Birthrate is down because Subby got punched in the balls hard enough to make every other man feel it.
 
2013-02-11 12:51:40 PM  

naughtyrev: kid_icarus: American girls are getting fatter and less people want to sleep with them.

This.


Yup.
 
2013-02-11 12:52:32 PM  
great thread for seeing who doesn't bother trying to read TFA ;)
 
2013-02-11 12:53:38 PM  

Metaluna Mutant: Or there are other forms of sex that don't involve penetration.


Subby mentioned increased sex education.

DNRTFA.  Reason's been mentioned.  F*ck off, subby.
 
2013-02-11 12:53:59 PM  

abfalter: I hate to say it and I'll be pelted with rotten fruit... .

But how does MTVs "16 and Pregnant" show correlate with teen birth rates?  I think the show could be showing a number of teens what crap they are headed for if they get pregnant before they are ready for it.


Gossip magazine celebrity?
 
2013-02-11 12:55:41 PM  
Perhaps it's because everyone is catching the ghey...  tongues don't get girls pregnant...
 
2013-02-11 12:55:50 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 177x284]
naughtyrev: kid_icarus: American girls are getting fatter and less people want to sleep with them.

This.

Bullshiat, if I learned on thing from fark.com its that there are men that would f*ck anything.


Well, the hedgehog can never be buggered.
 
2013-02-11 12:56:49 PM  
My fiance's brother is 18, and I've known him since he was 13, and he couldn't get a piece of tail if he had $100 bill in his shorts. There is a large subset of males ranging from 13-30 that are so socially inept that they don't even try to have social relationships with females, and don't care. It's the same phenomenon that's occurring in Japan right now, and it's beginning to take place here as well.
 
2013-02-11 12:57:59 PM  
Read about the study elsewhere. They refused to comment on the cause because it was only a count of the statistics, not a look into the causes. Subby has no idea how science works, apparently.
 
2013-02-11 12:58:15 PM  

lohphat: Metaluna Mutant: Or there are other forms of sex that don't involve penetration.

You've apparently not been audited by the IRS.


If it's not consensual then it's not sex.
 
2013-02-11 12:58:37 PM  

spman: My fiance's brother is 18, and I've known him since he was 13, and he couldn't get a piece of tail if he had $100 bill in his shorts. There is a large subset of males ranging from 13-30 that are so socially inept that they don't even try to have social relationships with females, and don't care. It's the same phenomenon that's occurring in Japan right now, and it's beginning to take place here as well.


If he took a shower and got a job something would fall on his dick at some point.
 
2013-02-11 12:58:49 PM  
i169.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-11 12:59:10 PM  

spman: My fiance's brother is 18, and I've known him since he was 13, and he couldn't get a piece of tail if he had $100 bill in his shorts. There is a large subset of males ranging from 13-30 that are so socially inept that they don't even try to have social relationships with females, and don't care. It's the same phenomenon that's occurring in Japan right now, and it's beginning to take place here as well.


As a socially inept female...I'm getting a kick.
 
2013-02-11 12:59:28 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 177x284]
naughtyrev: kid_icarus: American girls are getting fatter and less people want to sleep with them.

This.

Bullshiat, if I learned on thing from fark.com its that there are men that would f*ck anything.


If Fark is a representation of our society as a whole... may God have mercy on us all
 
2013-02-11 01:00:05 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 177x284]
naughtyrev: kid_icarus: American girls are getting fatter and less people want to sleep with them.

This.

Bullshiat, if I learned on thing from fark.com its that there are men that would f*ck anything.


That ass could pull a bus
 
2013-02-11 01:00:18 PM  
http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2012/11/29/u-s-birth-rate-falls-to-a-r e cord-low-decline-is-greatest-among-immigrants/

There.  Now we have something to read and argue about.  Especially because it mentions foreigners.

/sometimes I like to throw a grenade and run
 
2013-02-11 01:00:32 PM  

StaleCoffee: spman: My fiance's brother is 18, and I've known him since he was 13, and he couldn't get a piece of tail if he had $100 bill in his shorts. There is a large subset of males ranging from 13-30 that are so socially inept that they don't even try to have social relationships with females, and don't care. It's the same phenomenon that's occurring in Japan right now, and it's beginning to take place here as well.

If he took a shower and got a job something would fall on his dick at some point.


Why would he go to the trouble? WoW Pandaria just came out.
 
2013-02-11 01:01:59 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: It happens every time a Democrat is in office. I'm thinking it's due to all the men they convert to homoSINuality.


As a rabid Centrist I feel compelled to remind you that it is the right wingers who tend to get caught with the wide stance, but it's cool because they are "forgiven" after a brief period of shunning. The male lefties are those that get caught cheating on their wives with other women, but if a male leftie is caught with a another man it's a "so what? he haz teh ghey" thing, though he will still be shunned.

Conclusion: the sexual orientation or explorations of our elected officials have nothing to do with teen pregnancy or which side of the aisle they plant their fat butt on and everything to do with female elected officials being a hell of a lot better at hiding their personal shiat from the public eye than the males.

PS - next time use more random capitalization (shows you're genuine) and misspell just enough to make it look like you were home schooled by a Middle School "C-" student while using Very Big and Important Words (which you mispronounce if doing IRL trolling, of course).
 
2013-02-11 01:02:26 PM  

WhippingBoy: StaleCoffee: spman: My fiance's brother is 18, and I've known him since he was 13, and he couldn't get a piece of tail if he had $100 bill in his shorts. There is a large subset of males ranging from 13-30 that are so socially inept that they don't even try to have social relationships with females, and don't care. It's the same phenomenon that's occurring in Japan right now, and it's beginning to take place here as well.

If he took a shower and got a job something would fall on his dick at some point.

Why would he go to the trouble? WoW Pandaria just came out.


You're right, there are plenty of socially inept females that would fall on his pvpnis.
 
2013-02-11 01:02:53 PM  

spman: My fiance's brother is 18, and I've known him since he was 13, and he couldn't get a piece of tail if he had $100 bill in his shorts. There is a large subset of males ranging from 13-30 that are so socially inept that they don't even try to have social relationships with females, and don't care. It's the same phenomenon that's occurring in Japan right now, and it's beginning to take place here as well.


So, say, 4-6 years until we have tentacle hentai coming from PiXXXar?
 
2013-02-11 01:03:11 PM  

spman: My fiance's brother is 18, and I've known him since he was 13, and he couldn't get a piece of tail if he had $100 bill in his shorts. There is a large subset of males ranging from 13-30 that are so socially inept that they don't even try to have social relationships with females, and don't care. It's the same phenomenon that's occurring in Japan right now, and it's beginning to take place here as well.


So you're saying there is an inverse correlation between teen birth rates and Fark page views?
 
2013-02-11 01:03:37 PM  
dailypicksandflicks.com

/Link it like it's hot
 
2013-02-11 01:03:38 PM  
Because teachers are getting all the teen boys?
 
2013-02-11 01:03:42 PM  
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-57568695/teen-birth-rates-hit-hist oric-low-in-u.s/">http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-57568695/teen-b irth-rates-hit-hist oric-low-in-u.s/

Zugswang: http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2012/11/29/u-s-birth-rate-falls-to-a-r e cord-low-decline-is-greatest-among-immigrants/

There.  Now we have something to read and argue about.  Especially because it mentions foreigners.

/sometimes I like to throw a grenade and run


I'll check that too, thanks.

/Teens use IUDs?  Is that a new thing?  I must be getting old.  Er.
 
2013-02-11 01:03:45 PM  

WhippingBoy: Amurica...Fark Ya!: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 177x284]
naughtyrev: kid_icarus: American girls are getting fatter and less people want to sleep with them.

This.

Bullshiat, if I learned on thing from fark.com its that there are men that would f*ck anything.


If Fark is a representation of our society as a whole... may God have mercy on us all

Then there is no D-g or it has no mercy.

/yes D-g is a mockery
 
2013-02-11 01:03:45 PM  
oh noes, the slaves aren't breeding fast enough to support the capitalistic overlords. better cut taxes to support the offshoring, immigration, and robot programs of big business!
 
2013-02-11 01:04:26 PM  

Mentat: Actually, it's due to increased accessibility of birth control

willingness of teenage girls to take it in the butt.

/hang on, someone's at the d...
 
2013-02-11 01:04:37 PM  
That means fb- is NOT the father
 
2013-02-11 01:04:52 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 177x284]
naughtyrev: kid_icarus: American girls are getting fatter and less people want to sleep with them.

This.

Bullshiat, if I learned on thing from fark.com its that there are men that would f*ck anything.


Including subby's mom...

/really?
//no one took that bait?
///I had to be THAT guy?
 
2013-02-11 01:04:57 PM  

th0th: spman: My fiance's brother is 18, and I've known him since he was 13, and he couldn't get a piece of tail if he had $100 bill in his shorts. There is a large subset of males ranging from 13-30 that are so socially inept that they don't even try to have social relationships with females, and don't care. It's the same phenomenon that's occurring in Japan right now, and it's beginning to take place here as well.

So, say, 4-6 years until we have tentacle hentai coming from PiXXXar?


seeherinthemovies.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-11 01:04:59 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: It happens every time a Democrat is in office. I'm thinking it's due to all the men they convert to homoSINuality.


I did get laid a lot more when a republican was in office, everyone thought they were going to take our parts away
 
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