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(Den Of Geek)   Die Hard 5 gets family friendly rating in the UK. Includes "a partial use of 'motherf***er', the end of which has been cut short so the implied strong language is not heard in full"   ( divider line
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2013-02-11 09:22:18 AM  
4 votes:
F*ckin cocksucker.

This will, again, NOT be a Die Hard movie. Just like "Part 4" was in no way a Die Hard movie.

Wtf happened between 1995 and now? How do the first 3 have all the swearing Die Hard fans crave, yet now it's pussified so much that it ruins the very franchise?

Die Hard only has 3 movies. I don't know what those other two are, but they aren't Die Hard films.

Won't be getting my money.
2013-02-11 09:51:08 AM  
2 votes:
Well, thank God. As a decent and upstanding Christian who cares about the children, etc., I am offended when my scenes of shooting deaths, explosive deaths and other carnage are soiled with foul language.
2013-02-11 02:41:49 PM  
1 vote:

Slow To Return: Without the iconic "Yippie-Kai-Yay MF'er!" line, I doubt the first Die Hard movie would be any more remembered than Hudson Hawk.

To me it was notable because it was the first movie I had scene where the hero gets thrashed and actually accumulates wounds that aren't magically healed in the next scene.   McClain gets dirtier, bloodier, and all around f'd up as the movie moves on.   By the time he limps into the climatic showdown, he is a brilliant mess.  So fun to watch.  The wisecracks in the movie are way above par, and Bruce's delivery was inspired.  A touchstone in cinematic action with or without that line..
2013-02-11 12:42:22 PM  
1 vote:

sure haven't: Wtf happened between 1995 and now? How do the first 3 have all the swearing Die Hard fans crave, yet now it's pussified so much that it ruins the very franchise?

Well, you've kinda summed it up. It's now a "franchise", a "brand". It's being run by accountants who will do the same shiat they did before, but aim to maximise profit. The golden rule with sequels is to look at what else the director has done. If it's a load of poop, he's a director for hire.
2013-02-11 11:17:11 AM  
1 vote:
The MOST important thing is that the entire movie is, like ALL action movies released in the last few years, tinted orange and blue.

Because that's what audiences want. Everything tinted orange and blue.
2013-02-11 10:31:54 AM  
1 vote:
You know, I was 14 when Die Hard 3 came out, and my friend and I had no problem getting into the theater.

/Tired of everything being watered down to PG-13
//Back in the 70s, most movies that get an R today would have gotten a PG.
2013-02-11 09:43:56 AM  
1 vote:
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Back in my (and Bruce's) day, a man was EXPECTED to curse & swear.
We even told each other to "F**K OFF!" when passing the peace at church.
2013-02-11 09:43:38 AM  
1 vote:
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It all went downhill once McClane stopped hating certain people and just started hating everyone
2013-02-11 09:24:27 AM  
1 vote:
Wait a minute, wait a minute. What have we here, gentlemen? The police have themselves an RV. Southeast corner.
2013-02-11 09:17:57 AM  
1 vote:
They should just change it to Mr. Falcon.
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