Pocket Ninja: Remember, if you want to boast about the enormous size of your IQ in one of these threads
Iluvbeer: My 3-year-old today took a dump in the toilet and then filled it so full of toilet paper, it overflowed. Then she kept flushing and adding more toilet paper to "clean it up." What does that score on a MENSA test?
kvinesknows: DjangoStonereaver: I have heard that MENSA is basically a huge singles club populated by men hoping to find smart womenbut only finding other egotistical men.and one young girl.........
serial_crusher: My first instinct here is to question the validity of the test.Well, that's my first instinct for any IQ tests really."Complete this sequence: 1,2,3,5,7,9, __, __"I know enough about math to know that any number can come next. Seeing patterns where they don't necessarily exist does not make you smart.
EyeForgot: NSCSBBack in 1996 I had a major head injury (assault that led to a cerebral hemotomah) but refused surgery (aka ran out of the hospital when they said they were going to saw open my skull). Some bs happened and I lost custody of my daughter and a couple months later being that I was having issues with communicating with people (language skills were off), making decisions (would basically do whatever the last person told me to do and would mentally shutdown when I was forced to make a decision for myself), they tried to get me declared mentally incompetent by taking an IQ and personality tests at some mental hospital in B'ham, AL.Ironically that backfired on them as I scored a 159, 159 and 160 on the different tests they gave me (tested me multiple times and the tests only went to 160). Of course the MRI around the same time said that approximately 20% of my brain was "dead" due to the injury and other areas had more activity than normal. According to the neurologists I should have been an invalid or dead.Before the assault I had tested a 148 (as a teen after a suicide attempt while drugged out of my mind) but at the time had a photographic memory and could do calculus in my head with minor note scribble by plugging numbers and not going through the formula. I can no longer do any of that and I'm down to english as my only language vs knowing 4 before the assault. Not only that but my personality completely changed in the 2 years after the assault. Where I was assertive, decisive (and a smartass douchebag) I am the complete opposite now. Hell one of the most difficult things I do is try to figure out what I want for lunch now.Granted I'm not stupid but I am nowhere near "genius" level IMO. Plus the personality tests are complete and utter bullshiat. Honestly I think i should have made a 70 at best as at the time I was extremely retarded and probably would have scored a 0 on the common sense test if they had one. If the tests were accurate I think i w ...
abhorrent1: So just like a penis thread, this is where everyone lies about how big their IQ is?
abhorrent1: So just like a penis thread, this is where everyone lies about how big their IQ is?/no one cares what your IQ is//no one believes you either
syrynxx: Meanwhile in the U.S....
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