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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Mountain Dew set to release breakfast drink specifically targeted towards Colorado, Washington state, and Amsterdam   (startribune.com) divider line 30
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2013-02-11 08:33:07 AM  
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2013-02-11 08:34:23 AM  
They will have to shut down once people start mixing it with alcohol.
 
2013-02-11 08:47:30 AM  
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Anyone? No? Ok then.
 
2013-02-11 09:06:24 AM  

PeenkyPinkerton: [www.swensonfunnies.com image 200x211]
Anyone? No? Ok then.


Do they still make this crap?
 
2013-02-11 09:08:00 AM  
Sooo... pretty much what Taco Bell is already offering?
 
2013-02-11 09:10:29 AM  
Carbonated caffeinated bong water?

Is that different from their normal product?
 
2013-02-11 09:12:29 AM  
Lowden said Kickstart was developed independently from a Taco Bell breakfast drink introduced last year that combines Mountain Dew and orange juice.

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So it will contain orange juice, and orange juice then?
 
2013-02-11 09:22:08 AM  
will it have more or less fire retardant than mt dew has today?
 
2013-02-11 09:31:20 AM  
I'm sure that subby's intent was to get us thinking big-brand pot beverage producer but let's be honest: the moment that pot is legal throughout the country, the tobacco companies are going to be growing it instead of tobacco and the food and beverage companies are going to be rolling out a ton of corporate-made food and beverage options including pot.
 
2013-02-11 09:48:29 AM  

meanmutton: I'm sure that subby's intent was to get us thinking big-brand pot beverage producer but let's be honest: the moment that pot is legal throughout the country, the tobacco companies are going to be growing it instead of tobacco and the food and beverage companies are going to be rolling out a ton of corporate-made food and beverage options including pot.


I've already patented weed enemas. I'll sell out to one of the corporate members of "Big Douche" in a heartbeat.
 
2013-02-11 09:58:23 AM  

untaken_name: I've already patented weed enemas. I'll sell out to one of the corporate members of "Big Douche" in a heartbeat.


So the weed version of butt-chugging? Butt-toking?
 
2013-02-11 10:04:18 AM  
Behold! The cannabis stimulus!
 
2013-02-11 10:06:55 AM  
What kind of pervert doesn't like coffee, but does like Mt Dew?
 
2013-02-11 10:24:40 AM  
As someone who's recently tried Red Bull for the first time... how does that sell??  I don't have a problem with energy drinks, and use them quite a bit... but Red Bull is HIDEOUS.  Is it just the brand name that sells it, because I'm pretty sure they got the name of the drink because it tastes like licking bull penis.
 
2013-02-11 10:26:30 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: untaken_name: I've already patented weed enemas. I'll sell out to one of the corporate members of "Big Douche" in a heartbeat.

So the weed version of butt-chugging? Butt-toking?


Well, I call it 'sitting on trees'. But you can call it whatever.
 
2013-02-11 10:29:22 AM  

quiotu: As someone who's recently tried Red Bull for the first time... how does that sell??  I don't have a problem with energy drinks, and use them quite a bit... but Red Bull is HIDEOUS.  Is it just the brand name that sells it, because I'm pretty sure they got the name of the drink because it tastes like licking bull penis.


While I admire the impact of your simile, I am aghast at whatever the circumstances were which led you to lick a bull's penis.
 
2013-02-11 10:48:38 AM  
Another drink to be included in the Hippy Highball.

You know, a bong hit and a energy drink.
 
2013-02-11 11:02:42 AM  

untaken_name: quiotu: As someone who's recently tried Red Bull for the first time... how does that sell??  I don't have a problem with energy drinks, and use them quite a bit... but Red Bull is HIDEOUS.  Is it just the brand name that sells it, because I'm pretty sure they got the name of the drink because it tastes like licking bull penis.

While I admire the impact of your simile, I am aghast at whatever the circumstances were which led you to lick a bull's penis.


Taurine is an organic acid mainly found in body tissues.  It's a major constituent of bile.  Interestingly enough, taurine was first isolated from ox bile.  So it's probably not bull penis you're tasting, but bull bile you're tasting.  Then again, they now make it using sulfurous acid combined with aziridine.
 
2013-02-11 11:03:29 AM  

quiotu: As someone who's recently tried Red Bull for the first time... how does that sell??  I don't have a problem with energy drinks, and use them quite a bit... but Red Bull is HIDEOUS.  Is it just the brand name that sells it, because I'm pretty sure they got the name of the drink because it tastes like licking bull penis.



Heres a shocker, people like things others find gross. I think the sugar free red bull is delicious.
 
2013-02-11 12:03:39 PM  
Hmmm, that's not what I usually think of when someone says "breakfast drink".
 
2013-02-11 12:07:08 PM  

meanmutton: I'm sure that subby's intent was to get us thinking big-brand pot beverage producer but let's be honest: the moment that pot is legal throughout the country, the tobacco companies are going to be growing it instead of tobacco and the food and beverage companies are going to be rolling out a ton of corporate-made food and beverage options including pot.


I avidly await Seattle Speedball Frappuchino in the drink section of my local grocer.
 
2013-02-11 12:09:56 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: What kind of pervert doesn't like coffee, but does like Mt Dew?


Guilty!
 
2013-02-11 12:10:35 PM  
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2013-02-11 12:49:00 PM  
Mt. Dew IS my breakfast drink...
 
2013-02-11 12:57:45 PM  

LoneVVolf: Mt. Dew IS my breakfast drink...


This

I'd be open to trying this newfangled Mt Dew breakfast drink though...
 
2013-02-11 01:33:17 PM  

LoneVVolf: Mt. Dew IS my breakfast drink...


from georgia, are you?

/was the oddest thing to be down in that neck of the woods and see people drinking mt dew with breakfast.

is there anyone who can vouch for the palatability of mt dew when used as a mixer for 'shine?


also i quite like the taste of red bull, but i happen to have a weakness for sour/tart flavors.
 
2013-02-11 02:03:05 PM  

quiotu: As someone who's recently tried Red Bull for the first time... how does that sell??  I don't have a problem with energy drinks, and use them quite a bit... but Red Bull is HIDEOUS.  Is it just the brand name that sells it, because I'm pretty sure they got the name of the drink because it tastes like licking bull penis.


Energy drinks are useless drinks that are more about marketing then actually pepping you up, if you want lots of caffeine drink coffee. No, there is no magic drink to counter caffeine crashes. Otherwise lets stop fooling ourselves into thinking its good for us somehow.
 
2013-02-11 04:01:54 PM  
As a recent beneficiary of the new laws in Colorado, I'll be taking a pass on this drink and sticking with coffee.

/was expecting some marijuana type drink.
 
2013-02-11 04:03:57 PM  
it'll never replace bourbon as the breakfast drink of choice.
 
2013-02-11 11:36:44 PM  
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