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(Daily Mail)   Katy Perry is the only two things that mattered at the Grammys. The only two things   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 25
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17445 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 11 Feb 2013 at 8:13 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-11 08:19:59 AM  
3 votes:

Mugato: Well I guess all those dress code rules they posted can go fark themselves.

Damn. I hope she was charitable and let Ellen do a little motorboating. She looked really eager.


So did Elton John. I guess no matter your sexual orientation, the power of boobs compells you.
2013-02-11 01:08:12 PM  
2 votes:

Waldo Pepper: shouldn't it be if a lesbian stars at a chicks boobs like that it should be considered sexual harassment


Yeah but if a gay guy stares at my awesome package and I complain I'm a homophobe.
2013-02-11 12:39:19 PM  
2 votes:
I don't consider myself a "boob guy" necessarily, but those are fantastic and her willingness to use them for what God intended (to make everyone into babbling idiots) is admirable.
2013-02-11 10:56:09 AM  
2 votes:

RevBigfoot: I'm an ass and leg man

Fun bags are nice at times but come on, it's just a sack of fat with a nipple.


Then why are you an ass man?  That's just a sack of fat without even a nipple.
2013-02-11 10:10:12 AM  
2 votes:
Any broad can be born with a big rack, however, a great ass and legs is beauty in its purest form.
2013-02-11 09:53:49 AM  
2 votes:

Mugato: imontheinternet: I like that pale girls are getting the attention they deserve.  Alabaster skin was the standard of beauty for centuries before women started cooking themselves in those sweat/bacteria pods.

Preach it. Pale girls rule. As long as they're not blondes. Then it's just weird.


And blue or green eyes. Gotta have light colored eyes.


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2013-02-11 09:00:26 AM  
2 votes:
She should let people motorboat her tits for charity.
2013-02-11 08:51:56 AM  
2 votes:
The only two things? Kat Dennings and her man-jaw were also there.

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2013-02-11 10:48:43 PM  
1 votes:
Well lookie here.... Li Bingbing is the one who lent KP the dress! i.imgur.com
2013-02-11 04:07:10 PM  
1 votes:

Wellon Dowd: Mugato: imontheinternet: I like that pale girls are getting the attention they deserve.  Alabaster skin was the standard of beauty for centuries before women started cooking themselves in those sweat/bacteria pods.

Preach it. Pale girls rule. As long as they're not blondes. Then it's just weird.

And blue or green eyes. Gotta have light colored eyes.


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Left out Alison Brie.

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2013-02-11 01:51:32 PM  
1 votes:

Serious Black: John Mayer is one of the luckiest bastards on the planet.


Because he knows what Russell Brand's dick tastes like?
2013-02-11 12:53:44 PM  
1 votes:

darch: Wellon Dowd

Who is the girl in the 6th pic?

*motherofgod.jpg*

Literally the perfect woman.


Taylor Cole.

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2013-02-11 12:13:54 PM  
1 votes:

beerrun: Just goes to show what a skilled make up artist with a trowel can do for an otherwise ordinary looking girl.


Just goes to show that this is actually news to someone on fark.
2013-02-11 11:33:46 AM  
1 votes:

sithon: Ellen D looks impressed. She looks like she wants to go motorboating.


If your tits are better known than your singing and can attract even old queens, it's time to rethink a career in porn.
2013-02-11 11:04:16 AM  
1 votes:
so, the Pope gives up his position at the top of the Catholic church just hours after seeing KP in that dress?  Coincidence?,  I don't think so.  Now he can worship a higher God.
2013-02-11 10:23:25 AM  
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: It's official. She can turn a gay man straight.


She won't turn them straight necessarily, but she'll simultaneously provoke a raging jealousy and a desperate need to pretend not to be gay which produces oft-repeated gems like:

..."Yeah?? Just wait 10 years. she's only [arbitrary number] pounds away from a complete heffer and WE ALL know it!!ALL of us. ALL of us men who are totally straight!"

..."pffft, the back of her elbow has cellulite! No, thank you!"

And of course don't forget... "I guess those tits distract from that gross [supposed flaw that no straight dude would ever notice or get turned off by]...

If at least one of these hasn't been posted yet, don't worry, it's on the way. They're just waiting for their moms to leave for work so they can get the laptop for the day.
2013-02-11 09:57:52 AM  
1 votes:
Meh, still not enough to make me watch the Grammys or any other award show.
2013-02-11 09:46:51 AM  
1 votes:
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Just goes to show what a skilled make up artist with a trowel can do for an otherwise ordinary looking girl.
2013-02-11 09:37:50 AM  
1 votes:
If I see a woman wearing a dress like that, I go right ahead and stare right at their chest. If they complain, I say, "If you don't want me to stare, don't put 'em on display; did you wear that dress so I'd look at your shoes?"
2013-02-11 09:09:58 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-02-11 08:58:36 AM  
1 votes:
John Mayer is basically dressed how high school art students would dress for the prom if their parents had money.
2013-02-11 08:51:43 AM  
1 votes:

skinink: Why did that article even bother having words? The pictures were good enough.


There were words?
2013-02-11 08:37:59 AM  
1 votes:
My favorite part was when Katy Perry's boobs.
2013-02-11 08:29:52 AM  
1 votes:
It's official. She can turn a gay man straight.
2013-02-11 08:24:59 AM  
1 votes:
Now I know where Mayer got the idea for his song "Gravity".
 
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