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2013-02-11 03:07:01 AM
NVPL
 
2013-02-11 03:29:46 AM
Ellen D looks impressed. She looks like she wants to go motorboating.
 
2013-02-11 07:47:43 AM
We had side boob from every angle last night.  It was a boobtacular night at the Grammys.

/can't forget Alicia Keys and Rihanna's underboobs too
 
2013-02-11 08:10:25 AM
Well I guess all those dress code rules they posted can go fark themselves.

Damn. I hope she was charitable and let Ellen do a little motorboating. She looked really eager.
 
2013-02-11 08:19:22 AM
Whereupon she changed in to a shower curtain.
 
2013-02-11 08:19:59 AM

Mugato: Well I guess all those dress code rules they posted can go fark themselves.

Damn. I hope she was charitable and let Ellen do a little motorboating. She looked really eager.


So did Elton John. I guess no matter your sexual orientation, the power of boobs compells you.
 
2013-02-11 08:24:59 AM
Now I know where Mayer got the idea for his song "Gravity".
 
2013-02-11 08:25:53 AM
Nice.
 
2013-02-11 08:26:20 AM
Oh, and is it my imagination or is LL Cool J looking more like Curly from the 3 Stooges every day?
 
2013-02-11 08:29:52 AM
It's official. She can turn a gay man straight.
 
2013-02-11 08:34:01 AM
ah-taas
 
2013-02-11 08:36:56 AM
John GD Mayer
 
2013-02-11 08:37:59 AM
My favorite part was when Katy Perry's boobs.
 
2013-02-11 08:39:09 AM
John Mayer is one of the luckiest bastards on the planet.
 
2013-02-11 08:39:44 AM
How was the winner of best rap announced?
 
2013-02-11 08:40:40 AM

KingKauff: Mugato: Well I guess all those dress code rules they posted can go fark themselves.

Damn. I hope she was charitable and let Ellen do a little motorboating. She looked really eager.

So did Elton John. I guess no matter your sexual orientation, the power of boobs compells you.


Boobs are universal. Straight girls, gay dudes, they all love them. If there is ever world peace in our time, it will be because of boobs.
 
2013-02-11 08:43:16 AM
Portia de Rossi looks...bad.
 
2013-02-11 08:49:07 AM
Why did that article even bother having words? The pictures were good enough.
 
2013-02-11 08:51:43 AM

skinink: Why did that article even bother having words? The pictures were good enough.


There were words?
 
2013-02-11 08:51:56 AM
The only two things? Kat Dennings and her man-jaw were also there.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-11 08:55:29 AM

Mugato: Boobs are universal. Straight girls, gay dudes, they all love them. If there is ever world peace in our time, it will be because of boobs.


I only know of one person who doesn't like boobs. I bet you have run into him at some point.

Nigel Sade, of studio de Sade.

I really think he is the only person I know who doesn't like boobs.
 
2013-02-11 08:56:03 AM

Wellon Dowd: The only two things? Kat Dennings and her man-jaw were also there.

[i.imgur.com image 590x800]


If I were to ever be executed, it would be in a naked tickle fight with her, Alison Brie and Lizzy Kaplan.
 
2013-02-11 08:57:03 AM
She sure has tits, a great bra maker and a decent makeup artist! This thread useless without easily GIS-ed images of the three in action.
 
2013-02-11 08:58:36 AM
John Mayer is basically dressed how high school art students would dress for the prom if their parents had money.
 
2013-02-11 08:58:55 AM
Tig-ol'-bitties!!!
 
2013-02-11 08:59:09 AM

MikeSass: Oh, and is it my imagination or is LL Cool J looking more like Curly from the 3 Stooges every day?




Or the guy the LAPD is hunting
 
2013-02-11 08:59:56 AM

You Are All Sheep: Portia de Rossi looks...bad.


Yeah, no kidding. Between that and seeing the douchebag at Perry's side, I has a had.

/ because I totally had a shot at both of them
// at the same time
/// because I have ONE BILLYUN DOLLARS!!1!1
 
2013-02-11 09:00:26 AM
She should let people motorboat her tits for charity.
 
2013-02-11 09:00:27 AM
HONEST QUESTION:

Am I the only one that doesn't think she's that attractive? I'm not a boob man so that may be the problem. If you don't look at the boobs I'd peg her as an above average butterface that wears too much makeup and has a chin like Jay Leno.
 
2013-02-11 09:01:45 AM
Best anti-Amanda Palmer rant goes to... STEVE ALBINI!
 
2013-02-11 09:04:13 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Best anti-Amanda Palmer rant goes to... STEVE ALBINI!


There was an anti-Amanda farking Palmer rant?
 
2013-02-11 09:06:17 AM

RevBigfoot: HONEST QUESTION:

Am I the only one that doesn't think she's that attractive? I'm not a boob man so that may be the problem. If you don't look at the boobs I'd peg her as an above average butterface that wears too much makeup and has a chin like Jay Leno.


She's like Dita Von Teese in that regard. Killer body. Meh or worse face. A ridiculous amount of makeup.
 
2013-02-11 09:07:11 AM

Shadow Blasko: SockMonkeyHolocaust: Best anti-Amanda Palmer rant goes to... STEVE ALBINI!

There was an anti-Amanda farking Palmer rant?


Steve Albini hates everyone, so yes there's probably a rant somewhere.
 
2013-02-11 09:09:37 AM

Shadow Blasko: There was an anti-Amanda farking Palmer rant?


Yes and not only was it hilarious but it was also spot on.
 
2013-02-11 09:09:58 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-11 09:10:00 AM
s1.static.gotsmile.net
 
2013-02-11 09:11:05 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Shadow Blasko: There was an anti-Amanda farking Palmer rant?

Yes and not only was it hilarious but it was also spot on.


I'll have to look for that when i get home from work.. I love AFP
 
2013-02-11 09:11:56 AM
I like that pale girls are getting the attention they deserve.  Alabaster skin was the standard of beauty for centuries before women started cooking themselves in those sweat/bacteria pods.
 
2013-02-11 09:12:05 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: RevBigfoot: HONEST QUESTION:

Am I the only one that doesn't think she's that attractive? I'm not a boob man so that may be the problem. If you don't look at the boobs I'd peg her as an above average butterface that wears too much makeup and has a chin like Jay Leno.

She's like Dita Von Teese in that regard. Killer body. Meh or worse face. A ridiculous amount of makeup.


Hell I couldn't tell you what her face looks like.  Bravo to the doctor that put them in.
 
2013-02-11 09:17:43 AM
meh. i'm more interested in john mayer's watch. it's a gold chronograph, likely vintage. a patek, perhaps, or a universal geneve?

aww, who am i kidding. katy perry's boobs are awesome.
 
2013-02-11 09:22:30 AM
i1151.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-11 09:23:22 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-11 09:29:15 AM

FlashHarry: meh. i'm more interested in john mayer's watch. it's a gold chronograph, likely vintage. a patek, perhaps, or a universal geneve?


vincentknight.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-11 09:29:22 AM

FlashHarry: meh. i'm more interested in john mayer's watch. it's a gold chronograph, likely vintage. a patek, perhaps, or a universal geneve?

aww, who am i kidding. katy perry's boobs are awesome.



This must be the chronophile's "sharp knees"
 
2013-02-11 09:33:58 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

I was going to make fun of Mayer for wearing that suit, but hell, if I was banging that I'd probably show up in sweat and a t-shirt.
 
2013-02-11 09:34:55 AM

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: This must be the chronophile's "sharp knees"


guilty as charged.
 
2013-02-11 09:37:50 AM
If I see a woman wearing a dress like that, I go right ahead and stare right at their chest. If they complain, I say, "If you don't want me to stare, don't put 'em on display; did you wear that dress so I'd look at your shoes?"
 
2013-02-11 09:38:54 AM

RevBigfoot: I'm not a boob man...


You're no man I've ever heard of.
 
2013-02-11 09:39:14 AM

Shadow Blasko: Mugato: Boobs are universal. Straight girls, gay dudes, they all love them. If there is ever world peace in our time, it will be because of boobs.

I only know of one person who doesn't like boobs. I bet you have run into him at some point.

Nigel Sade, of studio de Sade.

I really think he is the only person I know who doesn't like boobs.


That is the weirdest random-mention of a person I've ever seen on Fark - especially so since there's a copy of Triste hanging directly over my computer desk...
 
2013-02-11 09:40:48 AM

imontheinternet: I like that pale girls are getting the attention they deserve.  Alabaster skin was the standard of beauty for centuries before women started cooking themselves in those sweat/bacteria pods.


Preach it. Pale girls rule. As long as they're not blondes. Then it's just weird.
 
2013-02-11 09:43:10 AM

Mugato: imontheinternet: I like that pale girls are getting the attention they deserve.  Alabaster skin was the standard of beauty for centuries before women started cooking themselves in those sweat/bacteria pods.

Preach it. Pale girls rule. As long as they're not blondes. Then it's just weird.


I don't know.  Portia looks pretty damn good in that pic above.  Maybe not pale enough for what you're talking about.
 
2013-02-11 09:44:41 AM

mcmnky: How was the winner of best rap announced?


After reading the article, I'm glad I wasn't the only one that came away from it wondering the same thing.  Considering there was lots of boobage in there.
 
2013-02-11 09:44:44 AM

browntimmy: RevBigfoot: I'm not a boob man...

You're no man I've ever heard of.


I'm an ass and leg man

Fun bags are nice at times but come on, it's just a sack of fat with a nipple.
 
2013-02-11 09:46:51 AM
starcasm.net
Just goes to show what a skilled make up artist with a trowel can do for an otherwise ordinary looking girl.
 
2013-02-11 09:53:49 AM

Mugato: imontheinternet: I like that pale girls are getting the attention they deserve.  Alabaster skin was the standard of beauty for centuries before women started cooking themselves in those sweat/bacteria pods.

Preach it. Pale girls rule. As long as they're not blondes. Then it's just weird.


And blue or green eyes. Gotta have light colored eyes.


i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-11 09:57:52 AM
Meh, still not enough to make me watch the Grammys or any other award show.
 
2013-02-11 09:57:54 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: John Mayer is basically dressed how high school art students would dress for the prom if their parents had money.


Except Katy Perry on his arm.
 
2013-02-11 09:58:04 AM

RevBigfoot: HONEST QUESTION:

Am I the only one that doesn't think she's that attractive? I'm not a boob man so that may be the problem. If you don't look at the boobs I'd peg her as an above average butterface that wears too much makeup and has a chin like Jay Leno.


She should be ashamed for wearing too much makeup
 
2013-02-11 09:59:00 AM

You Are All Sheep: Portia de Rossi looks...bad.

She should be ashamed for not wearing too much makeup
 
2013-02-11 10:03:16 AM

beerrun: [starcasm.net image 640x685]
Just goes to show what a skilled make up artist with a trowel can do for an otherwise ordinary looking girl.


Frankly, I think she looks much better there. I know she's paranoid about her acne, but God, adding an inch of makeup does never helps.

/Grew up in the south, when you could see the line between the makeup and the rest of the skin, it was that thick.
//Thankful the practice has moved to the coasts. Hope it never comes back.
 
2013-02-11 10:04:17 AM

Starhawk: Shadow Blasko: Mugato: Boobs are universal. Straight girls, gay dudes, they all love them. If there is ever world peace in our time, it will be because of boobs.

I only know of one person who doesn't like boobs. I bet you have run into him at some point.

Nigel Sade, of studio de Sade.

I really think he is the only person I know who doesn't like boobs.

That is the weirdest random-mention of a person I've ever seen on Fark - especially so since there's a copy of Triste hanging directly over my computer desk...


I've worked many shows with Nigel (Ohio ren faire and various cons) and I have a couple of his flags and a flask or three

And I seriously stand by my previous statement. I really don't think he likes breasts.
 
2013-02-11 10:09:16 AM
If a space alien was ever to ask you, "What is a 'woman,' and what is it supposed to look like?," then any of the pics from the article should suffice as an explanation.
 
2013-02-11 10:10:12 AM
Any broad can be born with a big rack, however, a great ass and legs is beauty in its purest form.
 
2013-02-11 10:12:01 AM

beerrun: [starcasm.net image 640x685]
Just goes to show what a skilled make up artist with a trowel can do for an otherwise ordinary looking girl.


so with a little work on the hair and smidgen of eye make up and she is cute like a lot of women, her advantage is she has wonderful boobies.
 
2013-02-11 10:15:09 AM
Whys Katy dating Mayer? I thought her and Taylor were best fwiends. He broketh her young girl heart so it is not cool that she is dating him.. unless katy realizes taylor is full of shiat! Ima go with that
 
2013-02-11 10:17:15 AM

You Are All Sheep: Portia de Rossi looks...bad.


i.dailymail.co.uk
wat
 
2013-02-11 10:20:09 AM
Also, which of these people like chicks:
i.dailymail.co.uki.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-02-11 10:23:25 AM

OtherLittleGuy: It's official. She can turn a gay man straight.


She won't turn them straight necessarily, but she'll simultaneously provoke a raging jealousy and a desperate need to pretend not to be gay which produces oft-repeated gems like:

..."Yeah?? Just wait 10 years. she's only [arbitrary number] pounds away from a complete heffer and WE ALL know it!!ALL of us. ALL of us men who are totally straight!"

..."pffft, the back of her elbow has cellulite! No, thank you!"

And of course don't forget... "I guess those tits distract from that gross [supposed flaw that no straight dude would ever notice or get turned off by]...

If at least one of these hasn't been posted yet, don't worry, it's on the way. They're just waiting for their moms to leave for work so they can get the laptop for the day.
 
2013-02-11 10:23:39 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
O.o

Gah, once you see it, you see it in every picture of her.
 
2013-02-11 10:26:01 AM
en.wahooart.com
Perhaps she used to model for Mr. Picasso?
 
2013-02-11 10:27:05 AM

Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x706]
O.o

Gah, once you see it, you see it in every picture of her.


cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com

... Sorry, I don't see it...
 
2013-02-11 10:29:45 AM

Theaetetus: Also, which of these people like chicks:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 316x233][i.dailymail.co.uk image 316x401]


Certainly not The Joker, who put on a tie and left off the clown makeup for the show.
 
2013-02-11 10:34:48 AM

KingKauff: Mugato: Well I guess all those dress code rules they posted can go fark themselves.

Damn. I hope she was charitable and let Ellen do a little motorboating. She looked really eager.

So did Elton John. I guess no matter your sexual orientation, the power of Katy Perry's boobs compells you.


FTFY and yes, I'd feel compelled to motorboat those spectacular boobs of hers.
 
2013-02-11 10:34:51 AM

LonMead: ... Sorry, I don't see it...


... touche.
 
2013-02-11 10:41:10 AM
she's about the perfect woman.  omg.

she and elyse luray.  gahhhhhhhhhhh.
 
2013-02-11 10:42:40 AM

Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x706]
O.o

Gah, once you see it, you see it in every picture of her.


oi46.tinypic.com

FHFY
 
2013-02-11 10:50:53 AM

Wellon Dowd: The only two things? Kat Dennings and her man-jaw were also there.

[i.imgur.com image 590x800]


Oh well then she wins because she also has a pretty face. Don't really see a man-jaw.
 
2013-02-11 10:51:13 AM

LewDux: Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x706]
O.o

Gah, once you see it, you see it in every picture of her.

[oi46.tinypic.com image 254x268]

FHFY


Could be worse, I suppose...
images3.pulsd.com
 
2013-02-11 10:56:09 AM

RevBigfoot: I'm an ass and leg man

Fun bags are nice at times but come on, it's just a sack of fat with a nipple.


Then why are you an ass man?  That's just a sack of fat without even a nipple.
 
2013-02-11 10:56:15 AM

Theaetetus: LewDux: Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x706]
O.o

Gah, once you see it, you see it in every picture of her.

[oi46.tinypic.com image 254x268]

FHFY

Could be worse, I suppose...
[images3.pulsd.com image 334x512]


At least she let the puppies breathe instead of being a cock tease.
 
2013-02-11 11:01:54 AM
Her boobs were magnificent.

I want to know so bad what the rigging under the dress looks like. Although if that is what they look like with no support.....

fark that biatch. And her boobs!
 
2013-02-11 11:04:16 AM
so, the Pope gives up his position at the top of the Catholic church just hours after seeing KP in that dress?  Coincidence?,  I don't think so.  Now he can worship a higher God.
 
2013-02-11 11:05:27 AM

REO-Weedwagon: Any broad can be born with a big rack, however, a great ass and legs is beauty in its purest form.


You are a wise man and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

/all boobs are awesome. A breathtaking heiney is what wars are fought over.
 
2013-02-11 11:06:59 AM

Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x706]
O.o

Gah, once you see it, you see it in every picture of her.


Yes, amazing boobs are kind of hard to unsee.

That is what you were talking about right?  I mean there isn't anything else in that picture.
 
2013-02-11 11:08:05 AM

Jake Havechek: She should let people motorboat her tits for charity.


It would be charity if she let me motorboat her tits.
 
2013-02-11 11:14:46 AM

911Jenny: Her boobs were magnificent.

I want to know so bad what the rigging under the dress looks like. Although if that is what they look like with no support.....

fark that biatch. And her boobs!


Though not necessarily in that order.
 
2013-02-11 11:18:17 AM
WTF is with his hair?
 
2013-02-11 11:33:46 AM

sithon: Ellen D looks impressed. She looks like she wants to go motorboating.


If your tits are better known than your singing and can attract even old queens, it's time to rethink a career in porn.
 
2013-02-11 11:39:17 AM

midigod: RevBigfoot: I'm an ass and leg man

Fun bags are nice at times but come on, it's just a sack of fat with a nipple.

Then why are you an ass man?  That's just a sack of fat without even a nipple.


I am so sorry, man.
 
2013-02-11 11:46:07 AM
It's okay for them to stare because they're gay, right? But any man straight man caught doing the same would be railroaded on Jezebel for a week.
 
2013-02-11 11:49:04 AM

browntimmy: RevBigfoot: I'm not a boob man...

You're no man I've ever heard of.


Well I'm not a 'BIG boobs' man but would definitely absolutely 100% make an exception in her case.
 
2013-02-11 11:51:08 AM

Wellon Dowd: The only two things? Kat Dennings and her man-jaw were also there.

[i.imgur.com image 590x800]


There are nudies of floating around on the net. Im at work or I would have posted the link for ya
 
2013-02-11 11:56:06 AM

jayhawk88: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 632x802]

I was going to make fun of Mayer for wearing that suit, but hell, if I was banging that I'd probably show up in sweat and a t-shirt.


replygif.net

It's VELVET, Jerry -- a VELVET SUIT!!!!
 
kab
2013-02-11 12:13:54 PM

beerrun: Just goes to show what a skilled make up artist with a trowel can do for an otherwise ordinary looking girl.


Just goes to show that this is actually news to someone on fark.
 
2013-02-11 12:32:25 PM

Theaetetus: LewDux: Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x706]
O.o

Gah, once you see it, you see it in every picture of her.

[oi46.tinypic.com image 254x268]

FHFY

Could be worse, I suppose...
[images3.pulsd.com image 334x512]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-11 12:36:08 PM

midigod: RevBigfoot: I'm an ass and leg man

Fun bags are nice at times but come on, it's just a sack of fat with a nipple.

Then why are you an ass man?  That's just a sack of fat without even a nipple.


You do realize that it should actually be muscle. Yeah, if your chick likes a daily order of chili fries, it could be fat but it should not be.
 
2013-02-11 12:39:13 PM
cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com
i.imgur.com
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-11 12:39:19 PM
I don't consider myself a "boob guy" necessarily, but those are fantastic and her willingness to use them for what God intended (to make everyone into babbling idiots) is admirable.
 
2013-02-11 12:47:44 PM
Wellon Dowd

Who is the girl in the 6th pic?

*motherofgod.jpg*

Literally the perfect woman.
 
2013-02-11 12:51:18 PM
padresteve.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-11 12:53:44 PM

darch: Wellon Dowd

Who is the girl in the 6th pic?

*motherofgod.jpg*

Literally the perfect woman.


Taylor Cole.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-11 12:57:03 PM

Oh_Enough_Already: It's okay for them to stare because they're gay, right? But any man straight man caught doing the same would be railroaded on Jezebel for a week.


shouldn't it be if a lesbian stars at a chicks boobs like that it should be considered sexual harassment
 
2013-02-11 01:08:12 PM

Waldo Pepper: shouldn't it be if a lesbian stars at a chicks boobs like that it should be considered sexual harassment


Yeah but if a gay guy stares at my awesome package and I complain I'm a homophobe.
 
2013-02-11 01:08:22 PM

Wellon Dowd: darch: Wellon Dowd

Who is the girl in the 6th pic?

*motherofgod.jpg*

Literally the perfect woman.

Taylor Cole.

[i.imgur.com image 320x480]


Thank you very much. You are a gentleman and a scholar. Off to the googles!
 
2013-02-11 01:32:51 PM

darch: Wellon Dowd

Who is the girl in the 6th pic?

*motherofgod.jpg*

Literally the perfect woman.


I always thought the perfect woman was one who was naked and willing to have sex. Call me crazy, but that seems perfect to me.
 
2013-02-11 01:38:07 PM
John Mayer looks like a sick old man.
 
2013-02-11 01:51:32 PM

Serious Black: John Mayer is one of the luckiest bastards on the planet.


Because he knows what Russell Brand's dick tastes like?
 
2013-02-11 02:20:41 PM

puckrock2000: If I see a woman wearing a dress like that, I go right ahead and stare right at their chest. If they complain, I say, "If you don't want me to stare, don't put 'em on display; did you wear that dress so I'd look at your shoes?"



"Oh, right! Because you walked into Strippers' Discount Warehouse and said, "Help me showcase my intellect"."

img.photobucket.com


Also, hey music may be terrible, but she's seriously pretty. If only her "music" career would crater...
 
2013-02-11 02:24:40 PM

Alphakronik: Serious Black: John Mayer is one of the luckiest bastards on the planet.

Because he knows what Russell Brand's dick tastes like?


Honest question:  Did Russell Brand stick it in there in the first place?
 
2013-02-11 02:37:38 PM

indarwinsshadow: darch: Wellon Dowd

Who is the girl in the 6th pic?

*motherofgod.jpg*

Literally the perfect woman.

I always thought the perfect woman was one who was naked and willing to have sex. Call me crazy, but that seems perfect to me.


why does she have to be naked?
 
2013-02-11 03:31:09 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: RevBigfoot: HONEST QUESTION:

Am I the only one that doesn't think she's that attractive? I'm not a boob man so that may be the problem. If you don't look at the boobs I'd peg her as an above average butterface that wears too much makeup and has a chin like Jay Leno.

She's like Dita Von Teese in that regard. Killer body. Meh or worse face. A ridiculous amount of makeup.


Huge difference.
Katy's boobs are natural. Dita's are not.

/Katy didn't have any ribs removed either
 
2013-02-11 03:37:47 PM

peterthx: /Katy didn't have any ribs removed either


WAT
 
2013-02-11 03:58:33 PM

jayhawk88: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 632x802]

I was going to make fun of Mayer for wearing that suit, but hell, if I was banging that I'd probably show up in sweat and a t-shirt.


I don't think I'd be in a condition to go anywhere.
 
2013-02-11 04:04:08 PM
farm1.static.flickr.com

/obligatory
 
2013-02-11 04:07:10 PM

Wellon Dowd: Mugato: imontheinternet: I like that pale girls are getting the attention they deserve.  Alabaster skin was the standard of beauty for centuries before women started cooking themselves in those sweat/bacteria pods.

Preach it. Pale girls rule. As long as they're not blondes. Then it's just weird.

And blue or green eyes. Gotta have light colored eyes.


[i.imgur.com image 557x714]
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Left out Alison Brie.

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2013-02-11 04:11:12 PM

Wellon Dowd: The only two things? Kat Dennings and her man-jaw were also there.

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Kat Dennings has a jaw?
 
2013-02-11 04:19:06 PM

Wellon Dowd: Taylor Cole.


That Tea Leoni Cloning Project is paying off big time.
 
2013-02-11 04:39:02 PM
All you people saying that Katy Perry isn't hot won't make me regret voting for your right to get married here in WA.
 
2013-02-11 05:32:13 PM
No mention of this one yet?

i.dailymail.co.uk

Giggity!


rufus-t-firefly: Wellon Dowd: Mugato: imontheinternet: I like that pale girls are getting the attention they deserve.  Alabaster skin was the standard of beauty for centuries before women started cooking themselves in those sweat/bacteria pods.

Preach it. Pale girls rule. As long as they're not blondes. Then it's just weird.

And blue or green eyes. Gotta have light colored eyes.

Left out Alison Brie.

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I'm not one to complain about too many Alison Brie pics, but go back and look again.
 
2013-02-11 06:46:20 PM

You Are All Sheep: Portia de Rossi looks...bad.


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2013-02-11 06:51:57 PM

beerrun: [starcasm.net image 640x685]
Just goes to show what a skilled make up artist with a trowel can do for an otherwise ordinary looking girl.


As if this wasn't true for every other starlet that has been posted on this thread.

She seems fun. Maybe that's just her public persona, but that's all that really matters with celebrities I'll never meet.
 
2013-02-11 07:16:51 PM
Katy Perry talked to Ryan Secrest before going into the show wearing that dress. Some E chick then tried to make out like Ryan Secrest was having trouble controlling himself in the face of such massive boobage.

I politely yelled at the screen:    HE'S GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY you dumb biatch.
 
2013-02-11 07:26:57 PM
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2013-02-11 08:21:31 PM
When people stare at her breatses, they miss the fact she has a nice ass too.
 
2013-02-11 08:38:06 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: When people stare at her breatses, they miss the fact she has a nice ass too.


www.gceleb.com

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NSFW
 
2013-02-11 09:30:04 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: When people stare at her breatses, they miss the fact she has a nice ass too.


Could be because she doesn't put as much of her ass out on display that often. It's a cryin' shame I tells ya!

/boob man
//ass man
/who the hell am I kidding? I like it all.
 
2013-02-11 09:52:48 PM
Katy Perry is what happens when you dress up an actual female in a genuine drag queen costume and makeup.
 
2013-02-11 10:41:30 PM
KP does have a nice body, but her face is full of derp.  Especially when she smiles.
 
2013-02-11 10:48:43 PM
Well lookie here.... Li Bingbing is the one who lent KP the dress! i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-11 11:00:07 PM

sithon: Ellen D looks impressed. She looks like she wants to go motorboating.


Don't we all.
 
2013-02-11 11:16:13 PM

MikeSass: Well lookie here.... Li Bingbing is the one who lent KP the dress! [i.imgur.com image 656x656]


That is the best ad for a boobjob I have ever seen.
 
2013-02-11 11:17:50 PM

You Are All Sheep: Portia de Rossi looks...bad.


Yeah. At first I thought that was sharron stone. She's half way to being a white grace slick. So hot on better off Ted. Yes I know she's the ghey.

Sweetie feel free to express yourself but do it in a prettier way.
 
2013-02-11 11:51:21 PM

jayhawk88: I was going to make fun of Mayer for wearing that suit, but hell, if I was banging that I'd probably show up in sweat and a t-shirt.


Her fingers look 10 inches long.
 
2013-02-12 07:41:20 AM

Krieghund: You Are All Sheep: Portia de Rossi looks...bad.

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Hey now, I like 'tomboyish' women, or even trailer trashy types.  Pink, Juliette Lewis, etc.  But Ms. De Rossi was just so attractive.  Then she did the hollywood "I must be stick woman and get work done on my face".  When she had the type of face and body that would grow older very gracefully.  Who knows, maybe pussy juice ages facial skin.
 
2013-02-12 07:42:53 AM

rufus-t-firefly: Left out Alison Brie.


Look again.

/not that I'm complaining about more Alison Brie
 
2013-02-12 09:01:40 AM
I want to have sexual intercourse with those women.
 
2013-02-12 09:55:10 AM
I was reminded of the Ghost Whisperer parody sketch on the old MadTV show.  Jennifer Love Hewitt instead of Katy Perry, but still...

It had a good bit of boobie inspired triple takes and motorboating.
 
2013-02-12 10:43:22 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: When people stare at her breatses, they miss the fact she has a nice ass too.


Um, not really. It's ok, just not much there.

If you want a singer with both a nice rack & booty I'd suggest looking up Katherine McPhee.
 
2013-02-13 02:06:27 PM

FlashHarry: meh. i'm more interested in john mayer's watch. it's a gold chronograph, likely vintage. a patek, perhaps, or a universal geneve?

aww, who am i kidding. katy perry's boobs are awesome.


Looks like this:
http://harrisconnor.com/portfolio/patek-philippe-5004-r/
 
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