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(Daily Mail)   Katy Perry is the only two things that mattered at the Grammys. The only two things   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 139
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2013-02-11 03:07:01 AM
NVPL
 
2013-02-11 03:29:46 AM
Ellen D looks impressed. She looks like she wants to go motorboating.
 
2013-02-11 07:47:43 AM
We had side boob from every angle last night.  It was a boobtacular night at the Grammys.

/can't forget Alicia Keys and Rihanna's underboobs too
 
2013-02-11 08:10:25 AM
Well I guess all those dress code rules they posted can go fark themselves.

Damn. I hope she was charitable and let Ellen do a little motorboating. She looked really eager.
 
2013-02-11 08:19:22 AM
Whereupon she changed in to a shower curtain.
 
2013-02-11 08:19:59 AM

Mugato: Well I guess all those dress code rules they posted can go fark themselves.

Damn. I hope she was charitable and let Ellen do a little motorboating. She looked really eager.


So did Elton John. I guess no matter your sexual orientation, the power of boobs compells you.
 
2013-02-11 08:24:59 AM
Now I know where Mayer got the idea for his song "Gravity".
 
2013-02-11 08:25:53 AM
Nice.
 
2013-02-11 08:26:20 AM
Oh, and is it my imagination or is LL Cool J looking more like Curly from the 3 Stooges every day?
 
2013-02-11 08:29:52 AM
It's official. She can turn a gay man straight.
 
2013-02-11 08:34:01 AM
ah-taas
 
2013-02-11 08:36:56 AM
John GD Mayer
 
2013-02-11 08:37:59 AM
My favorite part was when Katy Perry's boobs.
 
2013-02-11 08:39:09 AM
John Mayer is one of the luckiest bastards on the planet.
 
2013-02-11 08:39:44 AM
How was the winner of best rap announced?
 
2013-02-11 08:40:40 AM

KingKauff: Mugato: Well I guess all those dress code rules they posted can go fark themselves.

Damn. I hope she was charitable and let Ellen do a little motorboating. She looked really eager.

So did Elton John. I guess no matter your sexual orientation, the power of boobs compells you.


Boobs are universal. Straight girls, gay dudes, they all love them. If there is ever world peace in our time, it will be because of boobs.
 
2013-02-11 08:43:16 AM
Portia de Rossi looks...bad.
 
2013-02-11 08:49:07 AM
Why did that article even bother having words? The pictures were good enough.
 
2013-02-11 08:51:43 AM

skinink: Why did that article even bother having words? The pictures were good enough.


There were words?
 
2013-02-11 08:51:56 AM
The only two things? Kat Dennings and her man-jaw were also there.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-11 08:55:29 AM

Mugato: Boobs are universal. Straight girls, gay dudes, they all love them. If there is ever world peace in our time, it will be because of boobs.


I only know of one person who doesn't like boobs. I bet you have run into him at some point.

Nigel Sade, of studio de Sade.

I really think he is the only person I know who doesn't like boobs.
 
2013-02-11 08:56:03 AM

Wellon Dowd: The only two things? Kat Dennings and her man-jaw were also there.

[i.imgur.com image 590x800]


If I were to ever be executed, it would be in a naked tickle fight with her, Alison Brie and Lizzy Kaplan.
 
2013-02-11 08:57:03 AM
She sure has tits, a great bra maker and a decent makeup artist! This thread useless without easily GIS-ed images of the three in action.
 
2013-02-11 08:58:36 AM
John Mayer is basically dressed how high school art students would dress for the prom if their parents had money.
 
2013-02-11 08:58:55 AM
Tig-ol'-bitties!!!
 
2013-02-11 08:59:09 AM

MikeSass: Oh, and is it my imagination or is LL Cool J looking more like Curly from the 3 Stooges every day?




Or the guy the LAPD is hunting
 
2013-02-11 08:59:56 AM

You Are All Sheep: Portia de Rossi looks...bad.


Yeah, no kidding. Between that and seeing the douchebag at Perry's side, I has a had.

/ because I totally had a shot at both of them
// at the same time
/// because I have ONE BILLYUN DOLLARS!!1!1
 
2013-02-11 09:00:26 AM
She should let people motorboat her tits for charity.
 
2013-02-11 09:00:27 AM
HONEST QUESTION:

Am I the only one that doesn't think she's that attractive? I'm not a boob man so that may be the problem. If you don't look at the boobs I'd peg her as an above average butterface that wears too much makeup and has a chin like Jay Leno.
 
2013-02-11 09:01:45 AM
Best anti-Amanda Palmer rant goes to... STEVE ALBINI!
 
2013-02-11 09:04:13 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Best anti-Amanda Palmer rant goes to... STEVE ALBINI!


There was an anti-Amanda farking Palmer rant?
 
2013-02-11 09:06:17 AM

RevBigfoot: HONEST QUESTION:

Am I the only one that doesn't think she's that attractive? I'm not a boob man so that may be the problem. If you don't look at the boobs I'd peg her as an above average butterface that wears too much makeup and has a chin like Jay Leno.


She's like Dita Von Teese in that regard. Killer body. Meh or worse face. A ridiculous amount of makeup.
 
2013-02-11 09:07:11 AM

Shadow Blasko: SockMonkeyHolocaust: Best anti-Amanda Palmer rant goes to... STEVE ALBINI!

There was an anti-Amanda farking Palmer rant?


Steve Albini hates everyone, so yes there's probably a rant somewhere.
 
2013-02-11 09:09:37 AM

Shadow Blasko: There was an anti-Amanda farking Palmer rant?


Yes and not only was it hilarious but it was also spot on.
 
2013-02-11 09:09:58 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-11 09:10:00 AM
s1.static.gotsmile.net
 
2013-02-11 09:11:05 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Shadow Blasko: There was an anti-Amanda farking Palmer rant?

Yes and not only was it hilarious but it was also spot on.


I'll have to look for that when i get home from work.. I love AFP
 
2013-02-11 09:11:56 AM
I like that pale girls are getting the attention they deserve.  Alabaster skin was the standard of beauty for centuries before women started cooking themselves in those sweat/bacteria pods.
 
2013-02-11 09:12:05 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: RevBigfoot: HONEST QUESTION:

Am I the only one that doesn't think she's that attractive? I'm not a boob man so that may be the problem. If you don't look at the boobs I'd peg her as an above average butterface that wears too much makeup and has a chin like Jay Leno.

She's like Dita Von Teese in that regard. Killer body. Meh or worse face. A ridiculous amount of makeup.


Hell I couldn't tell you what her face looks like.  Bravo to the doctor that put them in.
 
2013-02-11 09:17:43 AM
meh. i'm more interested in john mayer's watch. it's a gold chronograph, likely vintage. a patek, perhaps, or a universal geneve?

aww, who am i kidding. katy perry's boobs are awesome.
 
2013-02-11 09:22:30 AM
i1151.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-11 09:23:22 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-11 09:29:15 AM

FlashHarry: meh. i'm more interested in john mayer's watch. it's a gold chronograph, likely vintage. a patek, perhaps, or a universal geneve?


vincentknight.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-11 09:29:22 AM

FlashHarry: meh. i'm more interested in john mayer's watch. it's a gold chronograph, likely vintage. a patek, perhaps, or a universal geneve?

aww, who am i kidding. katy perry's boobs are awesome.



This must be the chronophile's "sharp knees"
 
2013-02-11 09:33:58 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

I was going to make fun of Mayer for wearing that suit, but hell, if I was banging that I'd probably show up in sweat and a t-shirt.
 
2013-02-11 09:34:55 AM

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: This must be the chronophile's "sharp knees"


guilty as charged.
 
2013-02-11 09:37:50 AM
If I see a woman wearing a dress like that, I go right ahead and stare right at their chest. If they complain, I say, "If you don't want me to stare, don't put 'em on display; did you wear that dress so I'd look at your shoes?"
 
2013-02-11 09:38:54 AM

RevBigfoot: I'm not a boob man...


You're no man I've ever heard of.
 
2013-02-11 09:39:14 AM

Shadow Blasko: Mugato: Boobs are universal. Straight girls, gay dudes, they all love them. If there is ever world peace in our time, it will be because of boobs.

I only know of one person who doesn't like boobs. I bet you have run into him at some point.

Nigel Sade, of studio de Sade.

I really think he is the only person I know who doesn't like boobs.


That is the weirdest random-mention of a person I've ever seen on Fark - especially so since there's a copy of Triste hanging directly over my computer desk...
 
2013-02-11 09:40:48 AM

imontheinternet: I like that pale girls are getting the attention they deserve.  Alabaster skin was the standard of beauty for centuries before women started cooking themselves in those sweat/bacteria pods.


Preach it. Pale girls rule. As long as they're not blondes. Then it's just weird.
 
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