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(Craigslist)   Please, for the love of all that is pure and good, I have 14 maxed level characters from the game 'WORLD OF WARCRAFT' on this machine. It IS MY LIFE   (pensacola.craigslist.org) divider line 95
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2013-02-11 04:38:04 AM  
Forget about the computer...upgrade from the gf
 
2013-02-11 04:47:54 AM  
i212.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-11 05:36:36 AM  
I do not have any money to pay, but I would be forever grateful, and if you ever need to get rid of someone, or perhaps need some help in my game I would be ready and willing to assist.

Is he offering to be a hitman as a form of payment?
 
2013-02-11 07:45:19 AM  
Old pic is old.
 
2013-02-11 07:47:21 AM  
Shenanigans. Anyone who has 14 maxed WoW characters is incapable of getting a girlfriend
 
2013-02-11 07:56:52 AM  

stratagos: Shenanigans. Anyone who has 14 maxed WoW characters is incapable of getting a girlfriend


Does that mean he also pays for 14 active accounts? No wonder he has no money.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-02-11 08:04:48 AM  
Now, before you ask about the tape, please understand that it is ELECTRICIANS TAPE.. I know we are dealing with electrical parts here, so I did not want something that could fry any of my sensitive data.

Good thing he knows at least that much about electronics

/Fake listing is fake.
 
2013-02-11 08:05:09 AM  

miss diminutive: stratagos: Shenanigans. Anyone who has 14 maxed WoW characters is incapable of getting a girlfriend

Does that mean he also pays for 14 active accounts? No wonder he has no money.


No you can have multiple characters under one account.

But yeah, this is fake, and not funny-fake either.
 
2013-02-11 08:28:28 AM  

Pud: /Fake listing is fake.


I was thinking that.  Hence, why I'm not gonna mention that his WoW characters are .... nope.  not gonna say it.
 
2013-02-11 08:35:59 AM  

xanadian: Pud: /Fake listing is fake.

I was thinking that.  Hence, why I'm not gonna mention that his WoW characters are .... nope.  not gonna say it.


You armory'd them, didn't you?
 
2013-02-11 08:37:49 AM  
There are no characters on that machine.  WoW characters are stored on the WoW server, not the client.
 
2013-02-11 08:56:11 AM  
Perhaps if you hadn't devoted so much time to maxing out 14 characters your GF wouldn't feel the need to put your computer behind your car....

But yes, I agree that this is fake, the guy is a grade A moron, or most likely - both
 
2013-02-11 09:05:30 AM  
My girlfriend

Fake.
 
2013-02-11 09:05:45 AM  

Raharu: Old pic is old.


seriously.
that pic is at least 7-years-old.

so someone found a pic on the internet and tried to write a back-story story about it. and failed at making it funny.

and this gets greenlit? and upvoted?
 
2013-02-11 09:24:34 AM  
That was stupid and unfunny.
 
2013-02-11 09:30:08 AM  

Pud: Now, before you ask about the tape, please understand that it is ELECTRICIANS TAPE.. I know we are dealing with electrical parts here, so I did not want something that could fry any of my sensitive data.

Good thing he knows at least that much about electronics

/Fake listing is fake.


Perhaps, but it was still funny.
 
2013-02-11 09:30:41 AM  

stratagos: Shenanigans. Anyone who has 14 maxed WoW characters is incapable of getting a girlfriend


Umm... I had about 10 maxed characters. But I quit playing because I got a girlfriend.
 
2013-02-11 09:35:41 AM  
Was that a  floppy drive on the machine? If so I have my reservations on whether that rig could run WoW. Even on it's lowest settings.
 
2013-02-11 09:38:34 AM  
I'll help him for $14/mo.
 
2013-02-11 09:40:14 AM  
characters are server based, so yeah fake.
 
2013-02-11 09:40:42 AM  

jayhawk88: Pud: Now, before you ask about the tape, please understand that it is ELECTRICIANS TAPE.. I know we are dealing with electrical parts here, so I did not want something that could fry any of my sensitive data.

Good thing he knows at least that much about electronics

/Fake listing is fake.

Perhaps, but it was still funny.



No, that is the problem, this was NOT funny... at all.
 
2013-02-11 09:42:09 AM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: That was stupid and unfunny.


It's what's become of Fark lately.
 
2013-02-11 09:43:13 AM  
calbert:so someone found a pic on the internet and tried to write a back-story story about it. and failed at making it funny.

As soon as I saw "800 Scenic Hwy", I knew I was in for a treat. Honestly, for an apartment complex chock full of Pensacola frat boys, this type of...humor (?) is actually quite impressive.
 
2013-02-11 09:45:20 AM  

dazed420: characters are server based, so yeah fake.


Came here to say this. It was a total biatch to completely Wowicide all my huntards when I realized my family was falling apart.

//Wife left me and the kids anyhow
///She married the guild leader
////old story is old
 
2013-02-11 09:47:28 AM  
Not impressed. Are we talking maxed-out gearwise, or just level? If it's just level, any character beyond your first or second should take two to three weeks, max, to max. Maybe a bit more if you're starting fresh with a new faction or server.
 
2013-02-11 09:50:02 AM  

sobernutz: Was that a  floppy drive on the machine? If so I have my reservations on whether that rig could run WoW. Even on it's lowest settings.


My most recent motherboard supports floppy drives. Not that I would actually pull one out of the parts box and connect it, but still.

Admittedly, that doesn't change how crappy, boring, and fake this link is.
 
2013-02-11 09:50:53 AM  

Robert Farker: jayhawk88: Pud: Now, before you ask about the tape, please understand that it is ELECTRICIANS TAPE.. I know we are dealing with electrical parts here, so I did not want something that could fry any of my sensitive data.

Good thing he knows at least that much about electronics

/Fake listing is fake.

Perhaps, but it was still funny.


No, that is the problem, this was NOT funny... at all.


pressthebuttons.typepad.com

Hey, come on now, Mr. Grumpy-pants. Let's turn that frown....upside down!

/MST3K Content Requirement for Thread #7585604: Fulfilled
 
2013-02-11 10:11:54 AM  

sobernutz: Was that a  floppy drive on the machine? If so I have my reservations on whether that rig could run WoW. Even on it's lowest settings.


Also, what self-respecting modern gamer uses a small CRT monitor? It has to be a fake posting with an old pic dug up from the web.
 
2013-02-11 10:14:21 AM  

Mad_Radhu: sobernutz: Was that a  floppy drive on the machine? If so I have my reservations on whether that rig could run WoW. Even on it's lowest settings.

Also, what self-respecting modern gamer uses a small CRT monitor? It has to be a fake posting with an old pic dug up from the web.


See! Finally someone who gets it. I mean come on man!
 
2013-02-11 10:15:35 AM  

qorkfiend: Not impressed. Are we talking maxed-out gearwise, or just level? If it's just level, any character beyond your first or second should take two to three weeks, max, to max. Maybe a bit more if you're starting fresh with a new faction or server.


In my day, getting to level 60 as a Resto Druid was quite a feat.

/Was in WoW b4 Tree form
//has been clean for 2 years, 5 months, 20 days
 
2013-02-11 10:16:08 AM  
Maybe he should use the computer right next to the broken one.  Oh wait, there's a box of Kleenex on top of it, that one has the pron folder on it.
 
2013-02-11 10:17:05 AM  

jayhawk88: Robert Farker: jayhawk88: Pud: Now, before you ask about the tape, please understand that it is ELECTRICIANS TAPE.. I know we are dealing with electrical parts here, so I did not want something that could fry any of my sensitive data.

Good thing he knows at least that much about electronics

/Fake listing is fake.

Perhaps, but it was still funny.


No, that is the problem, this was NOT funny... at all.

[pressthebuttons.typepad.com image 300x385]

Hey, come on now, Mr. Grumpy-pants. Let's turn that frown....upside down!

/MST3K Content Requirement for Thread #7585604: Fulfilled



Alright, anything for Tom Servo
 
2013-02-11 10:20:46 AM  
Oh FFS.

This isn't real.  You know this is a cover for a hitman, right?

that's no joke.  a reverse image search shows that the computer image he uses came from somewhere else on the web:
http://tineye.com/search/831c34437ead1d779ac54ff08efe1f8e1fbf69af/
//or grab the url and go to tineye.com  That link is the first few results for a reverse image search

This isn't a joke, that is a cover thread for someone who kills people for a living, and those who have ever had a reason to seek a hitman will know.
 
2013-02-11 10:21:53 AM  
Coca Cola can circa 2002?  any experts?
 
2013-02-11 10:22:37 AM  

IronJelly: Oh FFS.

This isn't real.  You know this is a cover for a hitman, right?

that's no joke.  a reverse image search shows that the computer image he uses came from somewhere else on the web:
http://tineye.com/search/831c34437ead1d779ac54ff08efe1f8e1fbf69af/
//or grab the url and go to tineye.com  That link is the first few results for a reverse image search

This isn't a joke, that is a cover thread for someone who kills people for a living, and those who have ever had a reason to seek a hitman will know.


You're just a few posts and alerting a news station away from a future Snopes article.
 
2013-02-11 10:22:43 AM  
We had a PC that looked like that in our office for a bit.  It was the result of a car losing control and driving through the front of one of the satellite offices.

And fake post is fake.  Looks like a school room or lab environment.
 
2013-02-11 10:24:13 AM  

sobernutz: Mad_Radhu: sobernutz: Was that a  floppy drive on the machine? If so I have my reservations on whether that rig could run WoW. Even on it's lowest settings.

Also, what self-respecting modern gamer uses a small CRT monitor? It has to be a fake posting with an old pic dug up from the web.

See! Finally someone who gets it. I mean come on man!


CRTs? That old ass case? Microsoft intellimouse? I don't see anything in that picture that has been built in the last 10 years. That looks like someone's joke rig or a rig that got broken while being transported to a LAN, which is where the pic appears to be from.

Then someone threw it on CL, someone else submitted to Fark, and the admins must be too drunk to shovel snow so they greened it.
 
2013-02-11 10:24:33 AM  
Definately fake, i'm 100% sure I saw that pic at least 5 years ago if not longer.

/has 4 90's and  12 85's in WoW
//can't stand wow anymore too many dailies
///was playing Neverwinter this weekend that seemed fun and not as much of a life sucker
 
2013-02-11 10:24:40 AM  

Girion47: You're just a few posts and alerting a news station away from a future Snopes article.



Because I know how to spot members of a particular profession, or because I know how to use tineye?  I didn't post this, i have no relation to the poster of the CL article, nor the person who submitted it to tfd.
 
2013-02-11 10:30:02 AM  

IronJelly: Girion47: You're just a few posts and alerting a news station away from a future Snopes article.


Because I know how to spot members of a particular profession, or because I know how to use tineye?  I didn't post this, i have no relation to the poster of the CL article, nor the person who submitted it to tfd.


ummmm

/starts backing slowly away from the crazy conspiracy theorist.
 
2013-02-11 10:31:38 AM  

Robert Farker: jayhawk88: Pud: Now, before you ask about the tape, please understand that it is ELECTRICIANS TAPE.. I know we are dealing with electrical parts here, so I did not want something that could fry any of my sensitive data.

Good thing he knows at least that much about electronics

/Fake listing is fake.

Perhaps, but it was still funny.


No, that is the problem, this was NOT funny... at all.


i51.photobucket.com


All right, all right.  It was funny.  But it was also stupid.

/It was not funny.
 
2013-02-11 10:34:25 AM  

IronJelly: Girion47: You're just a few posts and alerting a news station away from a future Snopes article.


Because I know how to spot members of a particular profession, or because I know how to use tineye?  I didn't post this, i have no relation to the poster of the CL article, nor the person who submitted it to tfd.


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-11 10:36:58 AM  

IronJelly: Girion47: You're just a few posts and alerting a news station away from a future Snopes article.


Because I know how to spot members of a particular profession, or because I know how to use tineye?  I didn't post this, i have no relation to the poster of the CL article, nor the person who submitted it to tfd.


No, because you're perpetuating an urban legend. Why would a hitman need to advertise on craigslist? Do they work for roses these days?
 
2013-02-11 10:54:35 AM  

miss diminutive: stratagos: Shenanigans. Anyone who has 14 maxed WoW characters is incapable of getting a girlfriend

Does that mean he also pays for 14 active accounts? No wonder he has no money.


I forget what the limits are on WoW, but generally you can have multiple characters on one account on one server, and sometimes the same account can be used on as many different servers as you like. Having multiple accounts would let you have more than one character logged in at the same time, but that is less common.
 
2013-02-11 10:55:12 AM  

untaken_name: IronJelly: Girion47: You're just a few posts and alerting a news station away from a future Snopes article.


Because I know how to spot members of a particular profession, or because I know how to use tineye?  I didn't post this, i have no relation to the poster of the CL article, nor the person who submitted it to tfd.

No, because you're perpetuating an urban legend. Why would a hitman need to advertise on craigslist? Do they work for roses these days?


The same reason a prostitute advertises on craigslist.

Look at it this way: if you were fishing, not for fun, but to feed your family, would you do so with rod and reel, or with a wide cast net?  This is part of the wide cast net.  any time you have feelers out somewhere, there's a chance of a fish biting.

I don't get your comment on roses.  No mention is made of any specific amount of money, and the hitman can charge whatever he wants.

Anyway, it's a profession I know a touch about.  If you'll sleep better at night thinking this sort of thing can't happen over Craigslist, be my guest.
 
2013-02-11 10:55:18 AM  

Girion47: qorkfiend: Not impressed. Are we talking maxed-out gearwise, or just level? If it's just level, any character beyond your first or second should take two to three weeks, max, to max. Maybe a bit more if you're starting fresh with a new faction or server.

In my day, getting to level 60 as a Resto Druid was quite a feat.

/Was in WoW b4 Tree form
//has been clean for 2 years, 5 months, 20 days


Pfft, try it as a Feral in that day and age.
 
2013-02-11 10:56:19 AM  
fake and gay
 
2013-02-11 11:11:21 AM  

Pinko_Commie: Girion47: qorkfiend: Not impressed. Are we talking maxed-out gearwise, or just level? If it's just level, any character beyond your first or second should take two to three weeks, max, to max. Maybe a bit more if you're starting fresh with a new faction or server.

In my day, getting to level 60 as a Resto Druid was quite a feat.

/Was in WoW b4 Tree form
//has been clean for 2 years, 5 months, 20 days

Pfft, try it as a Feral in that day and age.


I was a masochist, not suicidal.

I went Feral during BC, pre-nerf I was pushing 35K health in Kara.   It was amazing to be a valued member of a raid for once.
 
2013-02-11 11:11:48 AM  

yves0010: stratagos: Shenanigans. Anyone who has 14 maxed WoW characters is incapable of getting a girlfriend

Umm... I had about 10 maxed characters. But I quit playing because I got a girlfriend.


Hush, you. When there is a disconnect between accuracy and snark, snark wins.
 
2013-02-11 11:12:58 AM  
i112.photobucket.com
 
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