FARK.com: (7585600) Las Vegas casino wants Britney Spears to take residency for a recurring gig, promises it will not be similar to the deal that Kevin Federline has washing dishes over at the Bellagio

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		Las Vegas casino wants Britney Spears to take residency for a recurring gig, promises it will not be similar to the deal that Kevin Federline has washing dishes over at the Bellagio (dailymail.co.uk)		25
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Gunderson		2013-02-11 10:56:24 AM

"A formal announcement is expected in the next few weeks - despite fears from fans over the toll such a gig could take on Britney "

I don't blame the fans, all that Lip-Syncing could leave her hoarse.

Wellon Dowd		2013-02-11 10:57:26 AM

rickythepenguin		2013-02-11 11:04:07 AM

i remember a few years back, we had a "what celebrities / historical figures are you related to?" thread and a guy reluctantly copped to being first cousins with K-Fed. this was about the time he was pushing that "Popocao" or whatever shiatty rap song, which added a layer of shame to it.

i guess you could say it was the internet and he was lying but....why would anyone cop to that? it wasn't like he was claiming, you know, Tom cruise or beiber or timberlake. like, something with cachet.

No Such Agency		2013-02-11 11:04:59 AM

As much as I never liked Britney's vapid pop-candy music, I'm not really cool with people mocking her. She obviously has had substantial mental health issues, the kind that you can't just throw money at to make them go away. And making fun of the mentally ill is a pretty shiatty thing to do even for Fark.

tl;dr:

texdent		2013-02-11 11:05:05 AM

rickythepenguin: i remember a few years back, we had a "what celebrities / historical figures are you related to?" thread and a guy reluctantly copped to being first cousins with K-Fed. this was about the time he was pushing that "Popocao" or whatever shiatty rap song, which added a layer of shame to it.

i guess you could say it was the internet and he was lying but....why would anyone cop to that? it wasn't like he was claiming, you know, Tom cruise or beiber or timberlake. like, something with cachet.

I am distantly related to Reese Witherspoon

Girion47		2013-02-11 11:06:50 AM

I'd still hit it.

LarryDan43		2013-02-11 11:08:22 AM

I'd rather see her show in Vegas over Celine Dion.

Pants full of macaroni!!		2013-02-11 11:13:29 AM

Just keep her away from the buffet.

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Wellon Dowd		2013-02-11 11:17:08 AM

LonMead		2013-02-11 11:21:03 AM

"...promises it will not be similar to the deal that Kevin Federline has washing dishes over at the Bellagio"

Of course not. You don't waste something like that behind the scenes... you put her out where she can be seen.

Maybe in a limo...
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...or by the pool...
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... or even something to do in the spa or massage room...
Possibly NSFW (safety first, ya' know!)

born_yesterday		2013-02-11 11:36:47 AM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 317x600]
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Yeah, that one of her walking out of the gas station shop is my favoriteist evar. Not only because it's more recent (ie post meltdown/babby/etc), but because that's how she looks IRL when she's buying a Fanta from the gas station.

Wellon Dowd		2013-02-11 11:40:55 AM

born_yesterday: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 317x600]
[i.imgur.com image 346x600]
[i.imgur.com image 233x600]

Yeah, that one of her walking out of the gas station shop is my favoriteist evar. Not only because it's more recent (ie post meltdown/babby/etc), but because that's how she looks IRL when she's buying a Fanta from the gas station.

Her nipples are the Official Secondary Sex Characteristics of Fanta^TM Orange!

velvet_fog		2013-02-11 11:55:25 AM

Looks like she's going to go full Presley on us. Only, I guess the E-man had actual talent. But Britney will be a bloated, drug-addled mess by the time she's 42, belting out corny old love songs for middle-aged women.

Girion47		2013-02-11 11:56:28 AM

theurge14		2013-02-11 12:05:17 PM

texdent: rickythepenguin: i remember a few years back, we had a "what celebrities / historical figures are you related to?" thread and a guy reluctantly copped to being first cousins with K-Fed. this was about the time he was pushing that "Popocao" or whatever shiatty rap song, which added a layer of shame to it.

i guess you could say it was the internet and he was lying but....why would anyone cop to that? it wasn't like he was claiming, you know, Tom cruise or beiber or timberlake. like, something with cachet.

I am distantly related to Reese Witherspoon

I share the same birthday as Sarah Michelle Gellar.

/nothin

Girion47		2013-02-11 12:10:29 PM

My brother married the most popular local morning show DJ.

traxan		2013-02-11 12:20:47 PM

Pic taken Sunday.

www.breatheheavy.com

Yeah you wouldn't hit that. M hmm

StrikitRich		2013-02-11 02:09:27 PM

If the Hard Rock wants her she should go for it. Besides, if times get tough Pahrump isn't too far a commute for work.

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit		2013-02-11 02:10:54 PM

StrikitRich: If the Hard Rock wants her she should go for it. Besides, if times get tough Pahrump isn't too far a commute for work.

LOL......Put her at the Pahrump Nugget or better yet the Saddle Worst.....

/Next stop Bunny Ranch.....

Champion of the Sun		2013-02-11 02:44:45 PM

Rumor is she's gonna take over the theater in the Planet Hollywood mall. It's known as a cursed venue. I think the longest anyone has preformed in it is three weeks. Been about a dozen different shows that were cancelled before they even took stage for the first time there.

Feel bad for her mental issues though. Gotta be a tough life to lead.

StrikitRich		2013-02-11 03:49:48 PM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: StrikitRich: If the Hard Rock wants her she should go for it. Besides, if times get tough Pahrump isn't too far a commute for work.

LOL......Put her at the Pahrump Nugget or better yet the Saddle Worst.....

/Next stop Bunny Ranch.....

Or other Hard Rock Casinos. The Seminole Hard Rock in Tampa is one of the biggest casinos in the country, and overseas she may be still be a big draw.

LonMead		2013-02-11 05:22:20 PM

theurge14: texdent:

I am distantly related to Reese Witherspoon

I share the same birthday as Sarah Michelle Gellar.

I was mentioned in a newspaper that a few weeks earlier did a story about how Anthony Hopkins was going to be filming a movie in a city 70 miles away later that year.

rickycal78		2013-02-11 05:30:12 PM

traxan: Pic taken Sunday.

[www.breatheheavy.com image 640x594]

Yeah you wouldn't hit that. M hmm

She needs to stop shaving/plucking/dying/covering up or whatever to her eyebrows, that just looks funky. But yeah, you're damned right I'd hit that. And have her wrap those meaty ol' legs around my face, use my face for a place to sit, etc etc.

AcesFull		2013-02-11 07:26:28 PM

Where's Tony Spilotro when you really need him?

I sound fat		2013-02-12 01:17:57 AM

Girion47: My brother married the most popular local morning show DJ.

I use the same tree service as the guy who writes the sports opinion column in the paper.

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