Cythraul: Maybe he didn't get a Grammy because his music sucks? I wouldn't know. I don't think I've ever even heard a Bieber song.

Have you ever seen the Grammys before?

Diogenes: Mugato: I don't want to hear any of the usual shiat about him looking like Ellen Page, Godammit because Ellen Page is hot and I'm not gay. I'm not gay! Stop looking at me!

How about Ellen DeGeneres?

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Or a young Christopher Walken.

Addicted to attention.  His withdrawal is going to be painful.

This kid is going to look like Vanilla Ice by the time he hits 40. Hyper-pierced tattoo freak of a has been.

Hmmmmm.... so many fans that every site he tries something on crashes... yep, I guess I should make fun of him too.

Mugato: I don't want to hear any of the usual shiat about him looking like Ellen Page, Godammit because Ellen Page is hot and I'm not gay. I'm not gay! Stop looking at me!



Thanks for reminding... I have an appointment at the Bieber for a haircut this afternoon...

Diogenes: Mugato: I don't want to hear any of the usual shiat about him looking like Ellen Page, Godammit because Ellen Page is hot and I'm not gay. I'm not gay! Stop looking at me!

How about Ellen DeGeneres?

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What the?

xanadian: Mugato: I don't want to hear any of the usual shiat about him looking like Ellen Page, Godammit because Ellen Page is hot and I'm not gay. I'm not gay! Stop looking at me!

Just remind yourself that Ellen Page is probably not stupid enough to get those retarded tats.

I'm also pretty sure she would not get a Vanilla Ice haircut either.

Aw, how precious... he's turning into quite the little douchebag, isn't he?

Mugato: I don't want to hear any of the usual shiat about him looking like Ellen Page, Godammit because Ellen Page is hot and I'm not gay. I'm not gay! Stop looking at me!

that's some subconscious you got there

DeltaPunch: Aw, how precious... he's turning into quite the little douchebag, isn't he?

He's not turning into one, he's been one for a while..he's simply showing it now.

Ain't no hate like neckbeard hate.

Hopefully Connor and Murphy McManus will put down their retarded cousin...

911Jenny: In that last pic he looks like the guy I lost my v-card to.

Puny muscles, "seductive" expression and terrible tattoos.

Sounds like the most bad ass guy in the trailer park.

calm down Bieber. you got enough money and available pussy to live to 200, you don't need an increasingly meaningless award.

WhiskeySticks: 911Jenny: In that last pic he looks like the guy I lost my v-card to.

Puny muscles, "seductive" expression and terrible tattoos.

Sounds like the most bad ass guy on Fark.com.

Superjew: Addicted to attention.  His withdrawal is going to be painful.

He probably goes to sites with a decent amount of people who dislike him, make accounts to piss them off and just sit back and revel in the hate he gets.

MayoSlather: This kid is going to look like Vanilla Ice by the time he hits 40. Hyper-pierced tattoo freak of a has been.

What Vanilla Ice at age 40 may look like:

Diogenes: Nurglitch: Diogenes: Mugato: I don't want to hear any of the usual shiat about him looking like Ellen Page, Godammit because Ellen Page is hot and I'm not gay. I'm not gay! Stop looking at me!

How about Ellen DeGeneres?

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What the?

He hosted SNL last weekend and did a sketch where they were picking body doubles for him for security.  The SNL actress who regularly does Ellen looked like the best match.

Sketch was merely OK.  But it did have the best line of the night.

Bieber:  Some of them are black, they're"not fooling anyone!

Manager:  Yeah, well neither are you, homey.

I watched up through "weekend update" and thought he actually did a decent job. He seemed to either have actually memorized his lines or is good enough to sight read them without looking like-he's-reading-them-off-a-card while staring off camera.

the_vegetarian_cannibal: MayoSlather: This kid is going to look like Vanilla Ice by the time he hits 40. Hyper-pierced tattoo freak of a has been.

What Vanilla Ice at age 40 may look like:

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Mugato: I don't want to hear any of the usual shiat about him looking like Ellen Page, Godammit because Ellen Page is hot and I'm not gay. I'm not gay! Stop looking at me!

I heard Jerry Sandusky found Ellen Page hot too.

/too soon?

911Jenny: In that last pic he looks like the guy I lost my v-card to.

Puny muscles, "seductive" expression and terrible tattoos.

So, you're saying you have low standards? How YOU doin'?

Cythraul: Maybe he didn't get a Grammy because his music sucks? I wouldn't know. I don't think I've ever even heard a Bieber song.

I don't think I've ever heard an original version unless it was on a commercial or something, but there are metal versions on YouTube that are pretty interesting.

MayoSlather: This kid is going to look like Vanilla Ice by the time he hits 40. Hyper-pierced tattoo freak of a has been.

If you have seen him at all over the last 4 months or so you can already see a very strong resemblance to Vanilla Ice...

the_vegetarian_cannibal: MayoSlather: This kid is going to look like Vanilla Ice by the time he hits 40. Hyper-pierced tattoo freak of a has been.

What Vanilla Ice at age 40 may look like:

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Is he going Super Saiyan in that pic?

His primary fan base is starting to hit puberty, he's about to enter phase 2 of the New Kids On The Block cycle.

A lot of people who attended the Grammies weren't invited. Hell, with his fame and fark you money, if he wanted to stay home and get attention, he could easily get a bunch of LA call girls (Excuse me, models) to come over and party. Or with all the whining he does about paparazzi, he could've just enjoyed some quiet time. His pathological need for attention will be his undoing.

I'm also wondering how many of those people overloading his live streaming efforts were just people wanting to fark with him.

I'm starting to wonder if he's related somehow to the Lohan's. The parents never cease to amaze me.