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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))   Police show restraint while evacuating an apartment complex after receiving a Dorner sighting. No one was shot   (blog.pe.com) divider line 49
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2013-02-11 09:50:43 AM  
5 votes:

endmile: Headline: "Police show restraint while evacuating an apartment complex after receiving a Dorner sighting. No one was shot"

FTFA: "We didn't evacuate anybody. People were just ordered to remain indoors."


At first glance I read that as "ejaculate."  Maybe that's how the LAPD will win back the public's trust.

"Are you Christopher Dorner?"

"Um, no, I'm an Asian guy."

"My mistake.  Pull your junk out.  I owe you a handy.  Oh, my...I see why they call you Wang.  Congratulations, sir."
2013-02-11 11:16:00 AM  
4 votes:

dittybopper: Now consider what would happen if there were 10 Dorners, or 100 Dorners.


Can you imagine 10 Dorners walking in singin' a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's an organization.  And can you, can you imagine 100 Dorners a day, I said 100 Dorners a day walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out.  And friends they may thinks it's a movement.
2013-02-11 09:59:23 AM  
4 votes:
They should be looking for a white Bronco driven by Charlie Sheen.
2013-02-11 09:27:44 AM  
4 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: davidphogan: How soon until Dornering becomes the new Swatting?

Or having Dorner parties?


Just be glad it isn't a Dahmer party or a Donner party.
2013-02-11 02:33:35 PM  
3 votes:
No one was shot.

weblogs.baltimoresun.com
"Dammit Phil! I really wanted to shoot someone today! *snif*
"It's okay Lou. We'll get another chance later."
2013-02-11 11:19:52 AM  
3 votes:

GanjSmokr: dittybopper: Now consider what would happen if there were 10 Dorners, or 100 Dorners.

Can you imagine 10 Dorners walking in singin' a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's an organization.  And can you, can you imagine 100 Dorners a day, I said 100 Dorners a day walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out.  And friends they may thinks it's a movement.


And that's what this is, the Alice's Restaurant anti-police-massacree movement, and all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it comes around on the guitar...
2013-02-11 10:15:48 AM  
3 votes:
Probably hiding in plain site. Anyone check the police stations.
2013-02-11 10:13:55 AM  
3 votes:
This guy?

media.theweek.com

Wait wasn't he at the Grammy's yesterday?

www.biography.com
2013-02-11 09:52:16 AM  
3 votes:
Come on guys, the 400 lb black guy might have disguised himself as two Asian women.
2013-02-11 09:43:09 AM  
3 votes:
Probably on the way to Rome to be the new Pope.
2013-02-11 01:15:27 PM  
2 votes:
"This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer."

I think that about sums it up.
2013-02-11 12:31:26 PM  
2 votes:
cdn2-b.examiner.com

Dorner (seen in red) vs the LAPD




/"Angry Bird" Dorner
//Always after the piggies
///Birth of a meme?
2013-02-11 12:10:56 PM  
2 votes:
Found him. Where's my cash?

upload.wikimedia.org
2013-02-11 11:54:28 AM  
2 votes:

neongoats: LarryDan43: No one except a golden retriever. Police just can't help themselves.

What's all this then? Shooting up trucks is one thing, killing golden retrievers is another level of evil entirely.


The first thing the police do when breaking into the wrong house is shoot the dog. Most often the dog is a golden retriever. If a golden is not present one will be appointed for shooting at a later date.
2013-02-11 10:43:30 AM  
2 votes:

TerminalEchoes: The internet Fark fellating of Dorner is to downplay the fact that he's a liberal. A crazed liberal gunman? Doesn't fit the agenda! Change tactics! Change tactics! Deify Dorner and blame the LAPD!


Driving into work today, I saw a man with a real, live KKK cross insignia sticker on his bumper, and several racist and homophobic bumper stickers. And an infowars sticker, crazily enough.

I thought that man was the stupidest person I saw today, until I read your post.
2013-02-11 09:58:41 AM  
2 votes:

softshoes: devildog123: Well, this is working better for Dorner than he could have hoped.  He's following the classic pattern of an insurgency.  If your force is smaller, and has fewer resources, force your opponent to spend inordinate amounts of time and money trying to suppress you.  How many cops have been called in for this?  How much overtime spent?  How many man hours, dog hours, and aviation asset hours?  What isn't getting done or funded while they try to catch this guy?  In the end, they're going to wind up spending millions of dollars trying to hunt him down.  If he can keep his head down, maybe pop up every couple of weeks to take shots at a police cruiser or two, he's achieving his goals.  This is his victory, and they don't even realize it.

He's going to die anyways so he should find some remote location where they may never find him and blow his own brains out. This leaves the LAPD on edge forever , wondering where/when he shows up again.


I think he should show up on the Venice Pier with a gym bag and just wait for shiat to happen.
2013-02-11 09:49:26 AM  
2 votes:
We come in peace , shoot to kill.
2013-02-11 09:34:50 AM  
2 votes:
I thought he was already in jail?

static.guim.co.uk
2013-02-11 03:40:47 PM  
1 votes:
$ 1,000,000 for this????

R.I.P. DORMER

www.buffaloah.com
2013-02-11 01:02:33 PM  
1 votes:

fredklein: timswar: The internet felating of Dorner will fade eventually. Other than the initial manifesto he doesn't have anything to answer the media access the LAPD has at their disposal. Only one side is able to be heard.

A simple laptop and finding someone's open wifi would allow him to respond. By the time the cops traced the IP, he'd be long gone.

But sometimes silence is scarier.


......................BOO
2013-02-11 12:23:56 PM  
1 votes:

AcneVulgaris: untaken_name: GORDON: LAPD didn't kill any innocent people this. time... that's a nice change of pace.  Variety is the spice of life.

It's early, yet.

They just haven't found the bodies.


You're a monster. Why won't you cry out for justice for the woman that Glenn Beck Raped and Murdered in 1990, sir?
2013-02-11 11:28:42 AM  
1 votes:
I just hope I'm not eating at Whammyburger when Dorner walks in....
2013-02-11 11:25:30 AM  
1 votes:

digistil: The biggest problem for the LAPD after this whole mess is that everyone now knows the LAPD can't aim for shiat. After literally over 500 rounds fired, only four bullets hit an intended target.


Actually, no bullets hit Dorner.
2013-02-11 11:11:43 AM  
1 votes:

TerminalEchoes: BronyMedic: TerminalEchoes: The internet Fark fellating of Dorner is to downplay the fact that he's a liberal. A crazed liberal gunman? Doesn't fit the agenda! Change tactics! Change tactics! Deify Dorner and blame the LAPD!

Driving into work today, I saw a man with a real, live KKK cross insignia sticker on his bumper, and several racist and homophobic bumper stickers. And an infowars sticker, crazily enough.

I thought that man was the stupidest person I saw today, until I read your post.

Apparently someone hasn't read Dorner's manifesto. Try reading it before you have a tantrum.


Yeah, that someone being your dumb ass, apparently. Try reading it, and this time, sound out the words and follow them with your fingers like any other near-illiterate.
2013-02-11 10:55:35 AM  
1 votes:
I saw a Christopher Dorner down at Trader Vic's
His head was perfect...

DIP !
2013-02-11 10:43:54 AM  
1 votes:
Damn, I gotta go get a throwaway cell phone and start calling in sightings.  After all, I'm white, they all look alike to me, right.
2013-02-11 10:43:43 AM  
1 votes:
They couldn't find this?

upload.wikimedia.org
2013-02-11 10:38:46 AM  
1 votes:

hinten: I love how some Farkers are trying to use the LAPD-Dorner situation as an argument for less gun control.


They should just make it illegal to kill people. That'll show him.
2013-02-11 10:38:27 AM  
1 votes:

neongoats: GOPinternet sites like stormfront


I am pretty sure Stormfront is outside the mainstream GOP.
2013-02-11 10:24:41 AM  
1 votes:

TerminalEchoes: timswar: Gunderson: qualtrough: Just learned that he called and taunted the father of the woman he shot. She had nothing to do with his problems, so that is just pure evil. A lot of LA cops may indeed be rotten, but if this is your hero you are one sick puppy.

Sometimes people distort facts to make one side look worse and sway public appearance against them.

The US Military is famous for this.  They also distort facts to make themselves looks better.  See: Pat Tillman, Jessica Lynch.

Whenever there is a shiatstorm happening, things get embellished.  I remember the Media was blaming the first bombing of the WTC on a Croatian freedom fighter initially.

The internet felating of Dorner will fade eventually. Other than the initial manifesto he doesn't have anything to answer the media access the LAPD has at their disposal. Only one side is able to be heard.

In fact, appearanceson this board aside I would bet most people just think of this as a normal manhunt for a mass murderer.

The internet Fark fellating of Dorner is to downplay the fact that he's a liberal. A crazed liberal gunman? Doesn't fit the agenda! Change tactics! Change tactics! Deify Dorner and blame the LAPD!


This is literally the stupidest shiat I have ever read on the Internet. And that includes the time I tried to be open minded and visit the GOPinternet sites like stormfront and freeperville.

He loves Huntsman and GHWB, clearly a raging liberal.
2013-02-11 10:19:53 AM  
1 votes:

TerminalEchoes: The internet Fark fellating of Dorner is to downplay the fact that he's a liberal. A crazed liberal gunman? Doesn't fit the agenda! Change tactics! Change tactics! Deify Dorner and blame the LAPD!


Yeah, a Huntsman-supporting, Obama/Hillary voting, gun-toting and gun-control supporting, ex-military (and ex-cop) dude with an axe to grind against government.

Standard-issue liberal right off the Soros/LSM/Communism factory line, that is...

// at least it's not another white guy
2013-02-11 10:13:02 AM  
1 votes:

Farce-Side: I'm waiting for them to just kill some other black guy and then call the search off with a "Tango down! We got him, no need to worry citizen."


"Open-and-shut case, Johnson. Apparently, this [redacted] broke into the house and hung up pictures of himself everywhere. Alright, sprinkle some crack on him and let's get outta here."
2013-02-11 10:05:05 AM  
1 votes:
they should search Feinstein's house
2013-02-11 10:04:30 AM  
1 votes:

GORDON: LAPD didn't kill any innocent people this. time... that's a nice change of pace.  Variety is the spice of life.


www.worstpreviews.com
Hi, officer. Killed anybody today?

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
The day ain't over yet...
2013-02-11 10:03:51 AM  
1 votes:

BronyMedic: Bontesla: Cross racial identification has caused so many Dorner sightings. I just hope it doesn't lead to the slaying of innocent people thanks to that bounty.

You only get a tenth of the caps for a head shot, so I'd think not.

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 800x571]


Seriously dude, do you get less caps for that because that's all I ever do in Fallout?
2013-02-11 10:01:55 AM  
1 votes:
"This is not about catching a fugitive," LAPD Chief Charlie Beck said today. "This is about preventing a future crime - likely a murder.

Because if they go unchecked. LAPD is actually going to manage to kill some innocent on the street. Please people, if you see something, say something, or else the cops will be forced to shoot another civilian. They don't like these rules any better than the rest of us, people...
2013-02-11 10:00:33 AM  
1 votes:

HAMMERTOE: tinfoil-hat maggie: tinfoil-hat maggie: I'm really surprised no innocent people or trucks were shot at overnight.

Opps" weren't"

No, your first statement was perfectly cromulent.


LoL, and I'm still perfectly drunk so...
/What's wrong with being drunk ask a glass of water ; )
2013-02-11 09:56:39 AM  
1 votes:

Mikey1969: GORDON: LAPD didn't kill any innocent people this. time... that's a nice change of pace.  Variety is the spice of life.

They didn't kill any people last time either. Not for lack of trying though.


So what you're saying is... their not even trying anymore?
2013-02-11 09:52:11 AM  
1 votes:

devildog123: Well, this is working better for Dorner than he could have hoped.  He's following the classic pattern of an insurgency.  If your force is smaller, and has fewer resources, force your opponent to spend inordinate amounts of time and money trying to suppress you.  How many cops have been called in for this?  How much overtime spent?  How many man hours, dog hours, and aviation asset hours?  What isn't getting done or funded while they try to catch this guy?  In the end, they're going to wind up spending millions of dollars trying to hunt him down.  If he can keep his head down, maybe pop up every couple of weeks to take shots at a police cruiser or two, he's achieving his goals.  This is his victory, and they don't even realize it.


He's going to die anyways so he should find some remote location where they may never find him and blow his own brains out. This leaves the LAPD on edge forever , wondering where/when he shows up again.
2013-02-11 09:47:39 AM  
1 votes:
I'm really surprised no innocent people or trucks were shot at overnight.
2013-02-11 09:47:28 AM  
1 votes:
Headline: "Police show restraint while evacuating an apartment complex after receiving a Dorner sighting. No one was shot"

FTFA: "We didn't evacuate anybody. People were just ordered to remain indoors."
2013-02-11 09:44:47 AM  
1 votes:
Not even a dog? Cops love to shoot dogs.
2013-02-11 09:41:01 AM  
1 votes:
LAPD didn't kill any innocent people this. time... that's a nice change of pace.  Variety is the spice of life.
2013-02-11 09:40:51 AM  
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: davidphogan: How soon until Dornering becomes the new Swatting?

Or having Dorner parties?


I love having Donner parties with cute ladies... if you know what I mean.
2013-02-11 09:36:49 AM  
1 votes:
www2.pictures.zimbio.com

/Considering name change
2013-02-11 09:31:44 AM  
1 votes:
The biggest problem for the LAPD after this whole mess is that everyone now knows the LAPD can't aim for shiat. After literally over 500 rounds fired, only four bullets hit an intended target.
2013-02-11 08:39:41 AM  
1 votes:

Bontesla: Cross racial identification has caused so many Dorner sightings. I just hope it doesn't lead to the slaying of innocent people thanks to that bounty.


You only get a tenth of the caps for a head shot, so I'd think not.

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-02-11 08:24:37 AM  
1 votes:

davidphogan: How soon until Dornering becomes the new Swatting?


Or having Dorner parties?
2013-02-11 01:45:20 AM  
1 votes:
How soon until Dornering becomes the new Swatting?
 
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