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(KREM Spokane)   Dad arrested for allowing his kid to get a head start on being a Farker   (krem.com) divider line 37
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2013-02-11 07:26:20 AM  
That kid looks pretty rough for a 2 year old.

/dad used to bring me to bars ALL the time
//dad died 8 years ago, the bar patrons still know me by name
///bars are an ocean away
 
2013-02-11 07:26:36 AM  
Fb-? Is that you?
 
2013-02-11 07:27:30 AM  
That's not a head start, I was wondering into bars at 18 months.
 
2013-02-11 07:31:21 AM  
Real jr farker woulda lawyered up
 
2013-02-11 07:36:27 AM  
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Looks like a fine family establishment.........

FTFA: The boy walked into Sully's Pub and Grill on N. Government Way around 12:30 p.m

The question I have is where did he walk from?
 
2013-02-11 07:36:44 AM  
A baby walks into a bar.  The bartender says "What can I get you?"
The baby replies "Psffftw...pbbbhhhttt.....Ahhpphhhh"

/got nothing
 
2013-02-11 07:39:59 AM  
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sully's?
 
2013-02-11 07:40:20 AM  
That kid's options in life are being stripped from him probably by the hour. That is sad for everyone.
 
2013-02-11 07:41:36 AM  
The fact that the police met up with the dad at a walmart does not seem out of place at all.
 
2013-02-11 07:50:38 AM  
The real crime here is that stupid father ruined several people's buzz by making perfectly content drunk people deal with his kid. Children are the scourge of humanity, if we just got rid of them the world would be a much better place.
 
2013-02-11 08:00:11 AM  
The boy was wearing an inside out pajama top, sweatpants and boots, and a diaper that looked like it had not been changed for awhile, police said.

Obligatory.
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2013-02-11 08:08:04 AM  

August11: That kid's options in life are being stripped from him probably by the hour. That is sad for everyone.


Considering the quality parentage I think his options were pretty limited from the jump. This may actually be a broadening of his options depending on how good the foster system works out for him. I know that can be a crapshoot but long odds seem better than what he had.
 
2013-02-11 08:15:56 AM  
That's a hard 2...
 
2013-02-11 08:16:05 AM  

Digitalstrange: August11: That kid's options in life are being stripped from him probably by the hour. That is sad for everyone.

Considering the quality parentage I think his options were pretty limited from the jump. This may actually be a broadening of his options depending on how good the foster system works out for him. I know that can be a crapshoot but long odds seem better than what he had.



Good point. But I'm not so sure the father will get off so easy. Isn't the wisdom of the hour to keep family together, the bond the son has with the father is the greatest asset and so on?
 
2013-02-11 08:17:43 AM  
That kid be pokin' foil.

/so many juiceboxes (hic)
 
2013-02-11 08:18:38 AM  
I see that it has already been noted that that is a rough-looking two-year-old. He looks thirty-five.
 
2013-02-11 08:29:33 AM  
Home-
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2013-02-11 08:43:52 AM  
Normally this kind of parent leaves the kid at Walmart and then goes to the bar.

Hopefully this kid gets a better parental figure after this.
 
2013-02-11 09:16:35 AM  
One of my favourite bars has patrons who regularly bring their children with them in the afternoon hours. They look about between ages 3-12 though there was once a woman breastfeeding an infant in a booth.  There are few things more amusing than somerug-rat running up on the stage during an open mic rendition of Rockin' in the Free World to steal the mic and make up their own words.

/csb
//Norma's "Family Restaurant"
///with $4 tall boy cans
 
2013-02-11 09:48:34 AM  
I was in the bar at week old.  My dad and the other vets smoking and drinking around me.
 
2013-02-11 10:43:50 AM  
I know that bar. Went in their once, had a couple of beers and almost got into a fight because I was wearing a Metallica shirt. If I had been wearing a sleeveless flannel and a backwards John Deere hat I wouldn't have had any problem.

This was almost twenty years ago so it may have changed, but judging by the pic it hasn't.
 
2013-02-11 10:49:16 AM  
Kid was on a beer run. +1
 
2013-02-11 11:01:32 AM  
The boy was wearing an inside out pajama top, sweatpants and boots, and a diaper that looked like it had not been changed for awhile, police said.

Sounds as though he's well on his way.
 
2013-02-11 11:58:37 AM  

Whatthefark: I know that bar. Went in their once, had a couple of beers and almost got into a fight because I was wearing a Metallica shirt. If I had been wearing a sleeveless flannel and a backwards John Deere hat I wouldn't have had any problem.

This was almost twenty years ago so it may have changed, but judging by the pic it hasn't.


so youre saying you werent dressed up enough to be in there.
 
2013-02-11 12:51:12 PM  
If you zoom out a little, two blocks to the west of the establishment is a small subdivision whose three streets are named
1) Crown Ave.
2) Royal St.
3) Bourbon Dr

So...I'm guessing...there.

/ Zoomed out looking for a trailer park.

homelessdude: [s20.postimage.org image 420x244]

Looks like a fine family establishment.........

FTFA: The boy walked into Sully's Pub and Grill on N. Government Way around 12:30 p.m

The question I have is where did he walk from?

 
2013-02-11 02:08:18 PM  
The child's mother has not made contact with Idaho State Police.
It is not known where and with whom the child is staying.



First dad loses him, now the police don't know where they left him?

Poor kid.
 
2013-02-11 02:43:50 PM  
Why is a two year old still wearing a diaper?
 
2013-02-11 02:58:04 PM  

bratface: Why is a two year old still wearing a diaper?


http://bit.ly/UZvU0r
 
2013-02-11 03:09:08 PM  
A priest, Rabbi and a 2 year old walk into a bar..........
 
2013-02-11 03:14:15 PM  

jst3p: bratface: Why is a two year old still wearing a diaper?

http://bit.ly/UZvU0r


And......?
 
2013-02-11 03:15:48 PM  

bratface: jst3p: bratface: Why is a two year old still wearing a diaper?

http://bit.ly/UZvU0r

And......?


Can't read or don't know how many months are in a year?

Currently, the average age of potty training in the US is 37 months
 
2013-02-11 03:16:23 PM  

domo_kun_sai: A priest, Rabbi and a 2 year old walk into a bar..........


Priest says "I got dibs on the two year old!"
 
2013-02-11 04:52:06 PM  

jst3p: bratface: jst3p: bratface: Why is a two year old still wearing a diaper?

http://bit.ly/UZvU0r

And......?

Can't read or don't know how many months are in a year?

Currently, the average age of potty training in the US is 37 months


Yes I can read and also count you smartass! Thirty seven months is ridiculous. If a child can speak , they can tell their lazy ass parents they need to go to the bathroom! I have been a parent and she was potty trained by the age of twenty months (give or take a month).
 
2013-02-11 06:15:22 PM  

bratface: jst3p: bratface: jst3p: bratface: Why is a two year old still wearing a diaper?

http://bit.ly/UZvU0r

And......?

Can't read or don't know how many months are in a year?

Currently, the average age of potty training in the US is 37 months

Yes I can read and also count you smartass! Thirty seven months is ridiculous. If a child can speak , they can tell their lazy ass parents they need to go to the bathroom! I have been a parent and she was potty trained by the age of twenty months (give or take a month).


AHAHAHAHA

Ah

Ahahahaha

You are an elitist jackass, and ill informed of all things child. OR, you can't grasp the concept of average. Either way, it makes me feel good knowing you are out there somewhere.
 
2013-02-11 07:58:25 PM  

jst3p: domo_kun_sai: A priest, Rabbi and a 2 year old walk into a bar..........

Priest says "I got dibs on the two year old!"


Well done sir. I doff my hat to you.
 
2013-02-12 12:48:20 AM  

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X-files?
 
2013-02-12 01:51:23 AM  

Forbidden Doughnut: Marcintosh: Home-
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X-files?


no- X-Flies   hahahahahahaha

I can be such an idiot when I need to be
 
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