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		It turns out the sex is going to be better if you take your girlfriend to exotic destinations than if you keep your lovemaking confined to your bedroom (azcentral.com)		17
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DrPainMD		2013-02-11 08:02:35 AM

11 votes:

Is the butt considered an exotic destination?

/dnrta

SurfaceTension		2013-02-11 09:34:43 AM

8 votes:

I'd love to take my girlfriend to exotic destinations for fantastic sex. However, finding the time to get away from my wife is nearly impossible.

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo		2013-02-11 09:11:43 AM

6 votes:

If you're going to take her to an exotic destination, remember to keep talking to her the whole time while you're driving. She'll have a harder time remembering landmarks to find her way back.

CujoQuarrel		2013-02-11 09:13:31 AM

3 votes:

But the other people in the restaurant kept pointing and laughing

tinfoil-hat maggie		2013-02-11 09:42:14 AM

2 votes:

fnordest: tinfoil-hat maggie: The My Little Pony Killer: Meh, we just leave the curtains open when we want excitement.

/voyeur

You like that too, we should hang out ; )

How YOU doin'?

/eip

I said voyeur, I'd say eip but I have enough pics of men from fark ; )
Although, if you're truly outstanding then send away but beware I will post your pics online if they aren't ; )

calm like a bomb		2013-02-11 09:39:53 AM

2 votes:

This is so true. There is nothing that gets me in the mood faster than taking a long, scenic drive to some quiet location for some al fresco nookie. And if I use enough chloroform, she doesn't even complain about having to ride in the trunk.

belhade		2013-02-11 09:23:56 AM

2 votes:

Like the foot of the bed?

miss diminutive		2013-02-11 07:36:46 AM

2 votes:

This Valentine's Day, you may want to consider taking your significant other on a trip rather than buying flowers.

Because those things are essentially in the same price category anyway.

Onkel Buck		2013-02-11 11:55:59 AM

1 votes:

iron_city_ap: My wife isn't a fan of me sleeping with my girlfriend in my bed.

So they get along then? How did you do that? All I want in this world is for my wife and girlfriend to get along with each other

calm like a bomb		2013-02-11 11:22:51 AM

1 votes:

alaric3: Having a girlfriend would likely make my sex life better. (I don't know what would make my wife's sex life better. Not me it seems.)

No, not you. She says you're too small and all the way you always cry afterwards creeps her out.

Gordon Bennett		2013-02-11 10:36:35 AM

1 votes:

You really shouldn't overplan this sort of thing. Going outside the bedroom is good, not so much for the change but for simply taking advantage of when and where the mood strikes you.

One time I was having lunch with my girlfriend and had a sudden, powerful impulse. I swept the table clear, picked her up and lied her on the table, tore her clothes off with my teeth and shagged her silly until we were both exhausted, sweaty, quivering yet very relaxed and happy messes.

It was probably the best sex we had during the whole of our relationship and the only down side is that we are now both barred from that particular branch of McDonalds for life.

Lucidz		2013-02-11 10:35:46 AM

1 votes:

Basily Gourt: eyeq360: From the Ric Romero Institute: "Sex is going to be better if you shower her with gifts like flowers and jewelry."

Speaking about exotic, would having sex on the steps of a church count as exotic?

On a related note:

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I'll see that and raise you:

"The worlds fastest libido killer:"
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tinfoil-hat maggie		2013-02-11 09:52:07 AM

1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: IAMTHEINTARWEBS: The My Little Pony Killer: Meh, we just leave the curtains open when we want excitement.

/voyeur

Don't you mean exhibitionist?
Your neighbors would be the voyeurs.

/voyeur

But what if I like watching the people who like watching me get it on? Then what?

Exhibitionist, and EIP always happy to watch ; )

PsyLord		2013-02-11 09:45:16 AM

1 votes:

Exotic locations? There is a reason that I don't have black lights in the living room, dining room, kitchen, hall ways, laundry room, etc.

tinfoil-hat maggie		2013-02-11 09:20:39 AM

1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Meh, we just leave the curtains open when we want excitement.

/voyeur

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You like that too, we should hang out ; )

sleeper2995		2013-02-11 09:19:32 AM

1 votes:

Please! My wife and I don't try anything unless it has a DSM-IV code attached to it.

Shadow Blasko		2013-02-11 09:18:00 AM

1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Meh, we just leave the curtains open when we want excitement.

/voyeur

I wish you would turn the lights on, and I think you meant exhibitionist.

/voyeur

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