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(AZCentral)   It turns out the sex is going to be better if you take your girlfriend to exotic destinations than if you keep your lovemaking confined to your bedroom   (azcentral.com) divider line 90
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2013-02-11 10:52:33 AM
the strangest place I made love to my girlfriend?  Her butt.
 
2013-02-11 10:58:04 AM

AeAe: the strangest place I made love to my girlfriend?  Her butt.


Way to read the thread sparky.  That joke was made 2 posts in.  You win the nothing!
 
2013-02-11 11:00:40 AM
I suppose it has nothing to do with having the MONEY to travel.  She is still farking her personal trainer you pay for, dumbass.
 
2013-02-11 11:02:54 AM
Take her in exotic locations?

cdn.ientry.com

You bet.
 
2013-02-11 11:13:52 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: If you're going to take her to an exotic destination, remember to keep talking to her the whole time while you're driving.  She'll have a harder time remembering landmarks to find her way back.


Winner winner, Vaseline dinner
 
2013-02-11 11:14:19 AM
Having a girlfriend would likely make my sex life better. (I don't know what would make my wife's sex life better. Not me it seems.)
 
2013-02-11 11:22:51 AM

alaric3: Having a girlfriend would likely make my sex life better. (I don't know what would make my wife's sex life better. Not me it seems.)


No, not you.  She says you're too small and all the way you always cry afterwards creeps her out.
 
2013-02-11 11:26:07 AM
Travel is about travel. Sex is about sex. If you can't ring her bell at a Motel 6 outside Chicago, you're not going to ring her bell anywhere.
 
2013-02-11 11:29:31 AM

Lucidz: AeAe: the strangest place I made love to my girlfriend?  Her butt.

Way to read the thread sparky.  That joke was made 2 posts in.  You win the nothing!


I know!  I saw it after I posted my awful awful comment...

heh.
 
2013-02-11 11:32:20 AM

eyeq360: From the Ric Romero Institute: "Sex is going to be better if you shower her with gifts like flowers and jewelry."

Speaking about exotic, would having sex on the steps of a church count as exotic?


At the very least, you won't have to worry about another Immortal beheading you while you're boning...
 
2013-02-11 11:32:32 AM
It's even better if the wife doesn't find out where you took the girlfriend.

Unless she's cool with that.
 
2013-02-11 11:37:37 AM
Funny. I'm reading this from the bed of a nice hotel in Maui, where I have enjoyed supremely chaste vacation this past week. There's nothing that'll kill a sex life like sharing a suite with your toddler. I'm looking forward to getting home tonight and getting some more walls and doors between me and the kiddo.
 
2013-02-11 11:45:34 AM
But is that sex with each other?
 
2013-02-11 11:51:43 AM
So you mean to tell me that women become more physically... appreciative after being showered with luxurious gifts? I guffaw at your implication, sir!
 
2013-02-11 11:52:04 AM
I'm going to write a book on the virtues of vacation sex and make a beezillion dollars. People need to know about this important concept.
 
2013-02-11 11:55:59 AM

iron_city_ap: My wife isn't a fan of me sleeping with my girlfriend in my bed.


So they get along then? How did you do that? All I want in this world is for my wife and girlfriend to get along with each other
 
2013-02-11 12:07:37 PM

Onkel Buck: iron_city_ap: My wife isn't a fan of me sleeping with my girlfriend in my bed.

So they get along then? How did you do that? All I want in this world is for my wife and girlfriend to get along with each other


Well truthfully you should have let one choose the other but ya know that still doesn't make it easy ; )
 
2013-02-11 12:09:10 PM

eyeq360: From the Ric Romero Institute: "Sex is going to be better if you shower her with gifts like flowers and jewelry."


Shower her with diamonds? Easy enough- stand her behind one of these babies when it dumps its' load!

http://www.google.com.au/search?q=diamond+mining+truck+picture&hl=en &t bo=u&tbm=isch&source=univ&sa=X&ei=CSUZUZ_VFc2ziQf_9oGwDQ&ved=0CEEQsAQ& biw=1186&bih=927
 
2013-02-11 12:17:20 PM
Sex on the beach?

I imagine if some of that sand gets in your tender parts it wouldn't feel too great.
Plus that sand is kinda icky too,
 
2013-02-11 12:24:48 PM

Onkel Buck: iron_city_ap: My wife isn't a fan of me sleeping with my girlfriend in my bed.

So they get along then? How did you do that? All I want in this world is for my wife and girlfriend to get along with each other


Multiple bottles of wine. Or a bottle of Ouzo.
 
2013-02-11 12:30:02 PM

AeAe: Lucidz: AeAe: the strangest place I made love to my girlfriend?  Her butt.

Way to read the thread sparky.  That joke was made 2 posts in.  You win the nothing!

I know!  I saw it after I posted my awful awful comment...

heh.


Nice. I was trying not to be too much of a dick in case it was an honest mistake.

However, for those of you worried about lack of sex or desiring it more than your partner, may I suggest total acute liver failure.  I haven't wanted sex in MONTHS!
 
2013-02-11 12:54:55 PM

Basily Gourt: Take your SO to a nude beach in europe, preferably in Spain.

One day of that, and she'll give you a night you won't soon forget!

Being naked on the beach, in the sunshine and salt air, works everytime.


Hmm. Took my wife to Orient Bay Beach in St.  Martin.

She screamed and ran for cover.

Word to the wise. Not all women look like Playboy centerfolds and some Germans need to cover it up.
 
2013-02-11 01:14:29 PM
Every winter hubby and I get very lazy regarding our lovemaking.

That's why I require a trip every winter.

Last year we went to St. Elizabeth, Jamaica. We were more or less the only tourists there. The hotel we stayed at was empty. We had amazing sex ALL over the hotel at least 3 times a day... by mid-trip I had to take a break. I was hurting.
 
2013-02-11 01:33:26 PM
...but the thrilling chance of my wife walking in on us while my girlfriend is well mounted, what about that?

//lude
 
2013-02-11 01:38:02 PM
I am surprised this has not been posted yet.

s9.postimage.org
 
2013-02-11 01:54:58 PM
I suppose it depends on your definition of exotic.

I've taken my gf to Albania, Bulgaria, Bosnia, Macedonia, Hungary, all the Baltic states, plus quite a few more in Central and Eastern Europe, but I am still holding out on Paris, Rome or London with her. I don't think she seems too impressed my my definition of exotic.

/hoping we make it to make Belarus this summer :)
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-11 02:02:22 PM
"Couple with luggage embracing"
What the hell? Luggage with arms? Who exactly would the luggage be embracing then?
 
2013-02-11 02:39:12 PM

Voiceofreason01: I guess subby's never gotten an infection from a hotel mattress.

/now THAT's romance


The mattress was asking for it.
 
2013-02-11 02:48:11 PM
So...sex with my girlfriend in an exotic location is more fun than sex with my wife in the bedroom.  Well, okay, then!  I'm sold!
 
2013-02-11 03:01:10 PM
I'm gonna take her on a trip to the kitchen.
 
2013-02-11 03:30:24 PM

Lollipop165: Every winter hubby and I get very lazy regarding our lovemaking.

That's why I require a trip every winter.

Last year we went to St. Elizabeth, Jamaica. We were more or less the only tourists there. The hotel we stayed at was empty. We had amazing sex ALL over the hotel at least 3 times a day... by mid-trip I had to take a break. I was hurting.


Your mouth get chapped or something?
 
2013-02-11 04:41:21 PM
Duncan, BC!
 
2013-02-11 07:48:08 PM
dready zim: Blow jobs for example. Who will do a better job? The girl who wants it over as soon as possible and the only way for that to happen is if you come or the girl who wants it over as soon as possible and the only way for that to happen is for her to stop sucking your cock?

Most women hate dating guys who have actually had GOOD blowjobs in the past.



That's kinda silly, you get the first one out of the way, let them rest a bit, and when they are able again it lasts long enough for the girl to get hers, sometimes more than once. That's why BJs were invented!
 
2013-02-11 08:05:48 PM

BlaqueKatt: dready zim: Blow jobs for example. Who will do a better job? The girl who wants it over as soon as possible and the only way for that to happen is if you come or the girl who wants it over as soon as possible and the only way for that to happen is for her to stop sucking your cock?

Most women hate dating guys who have actually had GOOD blowjobs in the past.


That's kinda silly, you get the first one out of the way, let them rest a bit, and when they are able again it lasts long enough for the girl to get hers, sometimes more than once. That's why BJs were invented!


If only more women thought like you
 
2013-02-11 09:08:50 PM
SuperChuck:
If only more women thought like you

There would be less complaining about not getting off.

Seriously, work with or around biology, don't whine about it, complaining does nothing(except annoy others and waste time), fixes nothing, so establish what the "problem" is, and how best to deal with it to the benefit of whoever is involved.  Why is this so hard for people? Oh yeah, logic is lost on many.
 
2013-02-11 09:32:10 PM

gja: "Couple with luggage embracing"
What the hell? Luggage with arms? Who exactly would the luggage be embracing then?


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-12 12:55:37 AM

DrPainMD: Is the butt considered an exotic destination?

/dnrta


i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-12 06:56:55 AM

dready zim: Also, remember guys, you pay for sex. Every time, with every girl. Sometimes the sex is better if the payment is upfront and honest. Blow jobs for example. Who will do a better job? The girl who wants it over as soon as possible and the only way for that to happen is if you come or the girl who wants it over as soon as possible and the only way for that to happen is for her to stop sucking your cock?

Most women hate dating guys who have actually had GOOD blowjobs in the past.

"Trust me, it`s you"


Or skip the blowjob and just have sex with your SO?

And if you're paying for sex every time, with every girl, then you may be in the relationship for just the sex.

/Not an expert, just call 'em like I've seen 'em.

/
 
2013-02-14 11:21:24 AM

BlaqueKatt: That's kinda silly, you get the first one out of the way, let them rest a bit, and when they are able again it lasts long enough for the girl to get hers, sometimes more than once. That's why BJs were invented!


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2013-02-14 05:57:42 PM

Highroller48: Newsletter, subscribe, and so forth.



aww my first newsletter request, not sure how I should feel about that.....
 
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