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(Yahoo)   Step aside LAPD, recovering insane person/9-11 truther Charlie Sheen is here to talk to Christopher Dorner. OH GOD PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 29
    More: Hero, Charlie Sheen, Christopher Dorner, LAPD, human beings, Kate Winslet, Ellen Degeneres, police violence, Bill Cosby  
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2013-02-11 03:32:42 AM  
14 votes:
So, what we have here is one very dangerous and delusional attention whore with a history of violence.

And Christopher Dorner.
2013-02-11 02:45:22 AM  
7 votes:

apoptotic: And how exactly is Dorner supposed to get Sheen's phone number?


He's a cop, he's gotta know some hookers.
2013-02-11 02:50:43 AM  
4 votes:

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: You just know this is being pitched as a reality show as we speak.  Get Sheen out in the woods with some cameras, some forties, and a big bag of drugs.


It can't possibly be worse than Honey Boo-Boo.
2013-02-11 02:31:31 AM  
4 votes:

SirEattonHogg: Million bucks can buy a fair amount of blow and hookers.


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2013-02-11 05:43:28 AM  
3 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: quatchi: aerojockey: Wouldn't it be funny if Charlie Sheen talks him in.

It would be win.

Not gonna happen.

Dorner wants blood.

The cops also want blood here.

There will be blood.

Ya think?

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2013-02-11 02:52:46 AM  
3 votes:
s11.postimage.org

Ever see Die Hard? That.
2013-02-11 12:50:25 AM  
3 votes:
m.kiss925.com
He knows what he needs, just give him time.
2013-02-11 10:41:09 AM  
2 votes:

over_and_done: /roll 2d4 for untuned mandolin damage


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2013-02-11 04:36:49 AM  
2 votes:

Mitch Mitchell: I'm new to this Dorner case.  But so far he is only talking smack.  Correct me if I'm wrong.

He is a non-issue.

He is in a bi-polar high which makes you feel like Superman.  It might make you want  to hide in a confine like a cheap hotel.   Or in the basement of an old friend.
But he is most likely in a paranoid state that should be entered without guns ablazing.


I'm a fat, useless, basement dwelling moron that has never had an original thought. I'm stupid, lazy, small minded, tiny pricked and I like gay porn. I hate women and goats. I'm an ITG but real life pussy that likes to hit women and kids. I'm an asshole, a prick, a dickhead, an ass kissing suck-up. I can't walk and chew gum at the same time. I'm poor and uneducated. I drive a POS gas-sucking car (when it's running) that pollutes the environment and gets worse gas mileage than a Hummer 2. Nothing I say is worthy of an ounce of respect. I lie and make up stories to make myself look and feel better. I'm a virgin that has never had a date let alone touched a woman. I love bestiality and humiliation porn. I'm racist and xenophobic. I drink the wrong beer, eat at the wrong restaurants and I hate wine because I'm an uncultured, uncouth, ignoramus who thinks Cheese Wiz is the height of American cuisine.
2013-02-11 03:41:14 AM  
2 votes:
Well now I'm concerned about what Donald Trump will do to involve himself too.....
2013-02-11 03:13:20 AM  
2 votes:
Winning.

/Seriously this guy is on his way to becoming a chaotic neutral folk hero.
2013-02-11 03:07:55 AM  
2 votes:
Dorner's career has really gone downhill ever since Six Feet Under ended and he no longer could play Michael C. Hall's boyfriend.
2013-02-11 02:43:31 AM  
2 votes:
You just know this is being pitched as a reality show as we speak.  Get Sheen out in the woods with some cameras, some forties, and a big bag of drugs.
2013-02-11 02:31:00 AM  
2 votes:
Hm....if I was on the run from the LAPD, which not-crazy demented drug-addict whoring celebrity would I choose to reach out to? Alec Baldwin? David Hasselhoff? Charlie...Sheen?
2013-02-11 02:21:58 AM  
2 votes:
was this before or after the $1,000,000.00 was offered one wonders.
2013-02-11 10:34:26 AM  
1 votes:

Enemabag Jones: Winning.

/Seriously this guy is on his way to becoming a chaotic neutral folk hero.


I don't think anybody has combined those four words before.  That's gonna stick in my head now.

/roll 2d4 for untuned mandolin damage
2013-02-11 10:08:31 AM  
1 votes:

FullMetalPanda: I'm not condoning this but I think it would be interesting if this lit the fuse on other people taking action against CEOs of health insurance and financial companies and hedge fund managers.  Maybe after a few of them are killed and hunted down things will actually change?


You want to shoot people and make a difference? Start offing oil speculators until its back down to $65 a barrel.

The whole country would be behind you.
2013-02-11 08:38:59 AM  
1 votes:
I was kinda hoping Dorner would show up at the Grammy's and take out Taylor Swift.  If he did that, I might be willing to forgive him for the three other people he killed.
2013-02-11 07:52:52 AM  
1 votes:
robsmovievault.files.wordpress.com

You mean I'm the bad guy?
2013-02-11 07:33:55 AM  
1 votes:
I fail to see the problem here as far as I'm concerned the guy is a bigger hero than the losers
at the seal 6 team. The seal 6 team was a bunch of jackasses yet this guy is a real American hero.

Mr Dorner should be honored and respected for his war on terrorism, not hunted because he killed
a government approved terrorist (cop).

Every time i hear about this hero and reminded of him doing such a noble act i play this while reading about
cops dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
2013-02-11 06:20:38 AM  
1 votes:

rwfan: Yeah there were, what was it, 6 threads about Dorner on Fark yesterday?  Who knows why half of Fark wants to give the guy a sloppy blow job?  Or were you suggesting the cops just forget about a guy that is murdering their children.  I take it you wouldn't give a shiat if some guy killed your kid.


I am not suggesting that at all. But thanks for suggesting what I am suggesting and what I give a shiat about.

Btw, Carnak, can you let me know when I will be hungry later today and what I would like to order for lunch? You seem to have plenty of insight.
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2013-02-11 05:51:32 AM  
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: fusillade762: KrispyKritter: was this before or after the $1,000,000.00 was offered one wonders.

At this point that's pretty much chump change to Sheen.

So to recap, he'll make $125 million from Warner Brothers over the next several years, $100 million from FX, plus his weekly $700,000 salary... Is Charlie Sheen the smartest guy ever or just the luckiest?

More proof there is no God.


No - as close as you need to absolute proof that not only does God exists, he has a wicked sense of humour after a few beers.
2013-02-11 05:33:52 AM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: KrispyKritter: was this before or after the $1,000,000.00 was offered one wonders.

At this point that's pretty much chump change to Sheen.

So to recap, he'll make $125 million from Warner Brothers over the next several years, $100 million from FX, plus his weekly $700,000 salary... Is Charlie Sheen the smartest guy ever or just the luckiest?


More proof there is no God.
2013-02-11 05:32:23 AM  
1 votes:

Aussie_As: Maus III: Mitch Mitchell: I'm new to this Dorner case.  But so far he is only talking smack.  Correct me if I'm wrong.

He is a non-issue.

He is in a bi-polar high which makes you feel like Superman.  It might make you want  to hide in a confine like a cheap hotel.   Or in the basement of an old friend.
But he is most likely in a paranoid state that should be entered without guns ablazing.

I'm a fat, useless, basement dwelling moron that has never had an original thought. I'm stupid, lazy, small minded, tiny pricked and I like gay porn. I hate women and goats. I'm an ITG but real life pussy that likes to hit women and kids. I'm an asshole, a prick, a dickhead, an ass kissing suck-up. I can't walk and chew gum at the same time. I'm poor and uneducated. I drive a POS gas-sucking car (when it's running) that pollutes the environment and gets worse gas mileage than a Hummer 2. Nothing I say is worthy of an ounce of respect. I lie and make up stories to make myself look and feel better. I'm a virgin that has never had a date let alone touched a woman. I love bestiality and humiliation porn. I'm racist and xenophobic. I drink the wrong beer, eat at the wrong restaurants and I hate wine because I'm an uncultured, uncouth, ignoramus who thinks Cheese Wiz is the height of American cuisine.

Dude, if you can turn that into lyrics you'll be the songwriter of your generation.


You mean those weren't lyrics to an Eminem song?
2013-02-11 05:07:28 AM  
1 votes:
I know it's impossible to rationalize with a crazy person

/but a crazy person rationalizing with another crazy person?
//GENIUS!
2013-02-11 03:40:14 AM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Hm....if I was on the run from the LAPD, which not-crazy demented drug-addict whoring celebrity would I choose to reach out to? Alec Baldwin? David Hasselhoff? Charlie...Sheen?


Britney Spears and Mel Gibson, but only if they promise to have a family. And then you leave your money to some 'mechanic' from Blue Thunder.
2013-02-11 03:12:03 AM  
1 votes:

Oxygen_Thief: Charlie sheen may have engaged in asshatery over the years, but if he in some way convinces this guy to not hurt anyone else I won't complain.


THIS

And amen, if it gets him to stop hurting people, then let Sheen try.

Flip side I suppose, is Sheen makes the situation worse, but at this point I'm not sure how much worse it could get.
2013-02-11 02:39:23 AM  
1 votes:
Wouldn't it be funny if Charlie Sheen talks him in.
2013-02-11 02:24:53 AM  
1 votes:
Million bucks can buy a fair amount of blow and hookers.
 
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