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(Yahoo)   Step aside LAPD, recovering insane person/9-11 truther Charlie Sheen is here to talk to Christopher Dorner. OH GOD PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 31
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2013-02-11 02:23:37 AM
5 votes:
And how exactly is Dorner supposed to get Sheen's phone number?
2013-02-11 02:50:43 AM
4 votes:

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: You just know this is being pitched as a reality show as we speak.  Get Sheen out in the woods with some cameras, some forties, and a big bag of drugs.


It can't possibly be worse than Honey Boo-Boo.
2013-02-11 02:45:17 AM
3 votes:
Charlie sheen may have engaged in asshatery over the years, but if he in some way convinces this guy to not hurt anyone else I won't complain.
2013-02-11 05:05:22 AM
2 votes:

quatchi: aerojockey: Wouldn't it be funny if Charlie Sheen talks him in.
It would be win.
Not gonna happen.
Dorner wants blood.
The cops also want blood here.
There will be blood.



Yup....his epitaph is likely written.

Somethings is really weird about this whole thing.There is just too much attention being heaped on this situation. It sounds like the LAPD is broadcasting a daily reason on why they should kill first, ask questions later.

Christopher Dorner Is 'Not Rambo;' Bill Bratton Cuts Down Ex-Cop On Alleged Murder Spree
by Dennis Romero
LA Weekly
Feb. 8 2013
2013-02-11 04:54:32 AM
2 votes:
I thought it had been established that a lot I'd the versions of the manifesto had been edited and uploaded by 4 Chan and the original didn't contain quite as much nonsense?
2013-02-11 03:13:20 AM
2 votes:
Winning.

/Seriously this guy is on his way to becoming a chaotic neutral folk hero.
2013-02-11 03:02:19 AM
2 votes:
Got a blue pickup? Live in or visiting the American Southwest? Stay the fark off the road

These guys make you take a second look at Dorner
2013-02-11 02:52:46 AM
2 votes:
s11.postimage.org

Ever see Die Hard? That.
2013-02-11 02:39:23 AM
2 votes:
Wouldn't it be funny if Charlie Sheen talks him in.
2013-02-11 02:08:36 PM
1 votes:
I read his manifesto and truthfully I don't find him all that crazy. In reference to his security clearance the amount of background checks involved in Top Secret / Sensitive Compartmentalized Information (TS/SCI) is pretty deep. Also he kind of debunks being off his rocker talking about his medical record and amount of CT scans he has had.

Not siding with him or what he's done but the boy has been pushed to that limit and he has gone over.
2013-02-11 12:30:07 PM
1 votes:
Totally off-topic, but has anyone YET seen a picture of this guy NOT smiling like the friendliest MF'er on the planet?

LAPD almost has to be beside themselves trying to find a villanous photo of this guy; it's difficult to demonize someone who looks like a cross between LL Cool J and Good Guy Greg.

They're fighting the public's long held mistrust of the LAPD and associated corruption, versus American's historical empathy for renegade outlaw folklore.

Only scenario I can imagine him surviving this is is Federal charges come down and he turns himself into the FBI, avoiding any of state of local custody; and I can't see this scenario working out soon enough.
2013-02-11 12:20:31 PM
1 votes:

Bontesla: Pumpernickel bread: Bontesla: rwfan: homelessdude:
Somethings is really weird about this whole thing.There is just too much attention being heaped on this situation. It sounds like the LAPD is broadcasting a daily reason on why they should kill first, ask questions later.

Christopher Dorner Is 'Not Rambo;' Bill Bratton Cuts Down Ex-Cop On Alleged Murder Spree
by Dennis Romero
LA Weekly
Feb. 8 2013

Yeah there were, what was it, 6 threads about Dorner on Fark yesterday?  Who knows why half of Fark wants to give the guy a sloppy blow job?  Or were you suggesting the cops just forget about a guy that is murdering their children.  I take it you wouldn't give a shiat if some guy killed your kid.

What evidence do you have that Dorner murdered their children?

It clearly isn't becessary, but it really helps to know the facts before jumping in. Dornier so much as admitted to killing a. Hirl(and her boyfriend) because she was the daughter of a cop he didn't like.

Fark this guy and Charlie estevez

He didn't confess nor is his manifesto tantamount to a confession



Nope he didn't and signs point to all the manefestos being farked with one way or another.  So who knows what the real story is but I do thank all the copsuckers out there for outing themselves.
2013-02-11 11:53:09 AM
1 votes:

Pumpernickel bread: Bontesla: rwfan: homelessdude:
Somethings is really weird about this whole thing.There is just too much attention being heaped on this situation. It sounds like the LAPD is broadcasting a daily reason on why they should kill first, ask questions later.

Christopher Dorner Is 'Not Rambo;' Bill Bratton Cuts Down Ex-Cop On Alleged Murder Spree
by Dennis Romero
LA Weekly
Feb. 8 2013

Yeah there were, what was it, 6 threads about Dorner on Fark yesterday?  Who knows why half of Fark wants to give the guy a sloppy blow job?  Or were you suggesting the cops just forget about a guy that is murdering their children.  I take it you wouldn't give a shiat if some guy killed your kid.

What evidence do you have that Dorner murdered their children?

It clearly isn't becessary, but it really helps to know the facts before jumping in. Dornier so much as admitted to killing a. Hirl(and her boyfriend) because she was the daughter of a cop he didn't like.

Fark this guy and Charlie estevez


He didn't confess nor is his manifesto tantamount to a confession
2013-02-11 10:08:31 AM
1 votes:

FullMetalPanda: I'm not condoning this but I think it would be interesting if this lit the fuse on other people taking action against CEOs of health insurance and financial companies and hedge fund managers.  Maybe after a few of them are killed and hunted down things will actually change?


You want to shoot people and make a difference? Start offing oil speculators until its back down to $65 a barrel.

The whole country would be behind you.
2013-02-11 08:56:30 AM
1 votes:

SlothB77: I was kinda hoping Dorner would show up at the Grammy's and take out Taylor Swift.  If he did that, I might be willing to forgive him for the three other people he killed.


why take her out, she is cute and nice, why not take out beyonce
2013-02-11 08:35:17 AM
1 votes:
If Charlie had just pretended to be the level of crazy all of his characters were instead of the level of crazy he is, he probably would have kept the job on Two and a Half Men.  Heck, be the character from Ferris Bueller.
2013-02-11 08:10:27 AM
1 votes:

heinrich66: [robsmovievault.files.wordpress.com image 430x325]

You mean I'm the bad guy?


I didn't get to see that movie until recently. It really made me want to track down Joel and start choking him for Batman and Robin. It's one thing for that movie to have simply been made; to have been made by someone capable of making Falling Down is an offense to culture that will never die out.
2013-02-11 07:35:04 AM
1 votes:
I think part of his manifesto is just him trolling the media
2013-02-11 07:04:00 AM
1 votes:

way south: Farking Lurker: My faves are missing tho...

Oh well apparently the cops did a bad thing and the apologists are a little disgusted as well?



Disgusted that it was so apparent, maybe. Not at what is going down in broad daylight.

This guy isn't pulling a Rambo. He's either given the cops the slip (unlikely) or He's up on that hill busy being a Copsicle. Thermal wont find him but that won't stop the cops from authorizing every overreaching power in their arsenal (while adding a few more) until spring thaw reveals the body.

This hunt is just an excuse to expand their capabilities and justify needing more military equipment. We're going to be paying for a lot more tanks and rifles in the near future, but with the kinds of men they hire it won't fix the problem.

An event like this should result in the LAPD being dismantled, studied, and rebuilt from the ground up to purge its flaws.
Instead its going to be rewarded for protecting us from one of their own.


Well, then you have to reconcile with that candid surveillance shot and dropping the empty clip into the trash can:

1). Either it was Dorner and he returned to the mountain after
2). It wasn't Dorner
3). Someone is being dishonest about the sighting time line.

I don't think he's on the mountain.
2013-02-11 06:47:46 AM
1 votes:

Farking Lurker: My faves are missing tho...

Oh well apparently the cops did a bad thing and the apologists are a little disgusted as well?




Disgusted that it was so apparent, maybe. Not at what is going down in broad daylight.

This guy isn't pulling a Rambo. He's either given the cops the slip (unlikely) or He's up on that hill busy being a Copsicle. Thermal wont find him but that won't stop the cops from authorizing every overreaching power in their arsenal (while adding a few more) until spring thaw reveals the body.

This hunt is just an excuse to expand their capabilities and justify needing more military equipment. We're going to be paying for a lot more tanks and rifles in the near future, but with the kinds of men they hire it won't fix the problem.

An event like this should result in the LAPD being dismantled, studied, and rebuilt from the ground up to purge its flaws.
Instead its going to be rewarded for protecting us from one of their own.
2013-02-11 06:42:11 AM
1 votes:

rwfan: homelessdude:
Somethings is really weird about this whole thing.There is just too much attention being heaped on this situation. It sounds like the LAPD is broadcasting a daily reason on why they should kill first, ask questions later.

Christopher Dorner Is 'Not Rambo;' Bill Bratton Cuts Down Ex-Cop On Alleged Murder Spree
by Dennis Romero
LA Weekly
Feb. 8 2013

Yeah there were, what was it, 6 threads about Dorner on Fark yesterday?  Who knows why half of Fark wants to give the guy a sloppy blow job?  Or were you suggesting the cops just forget about a guy that is murdering their children.  I take it you wouldn't give a shiat if some guy killed your kid.


What evidence do you have that Dorner murdered their children?
2013-02-11 06:20:38 AM
1 votes:

rwfan: Yeah there were, what was it, 6 threads about Dorner on Fark yesterday?  Who knows why half of Fark wants to give the guy a sloppy blow job?  Or were you suggesting the cops just forget about a guy that is murdering their children.  I take it you wouldn't give a shiat if some guy killed your kid.


I am not suggesting that at all. But thanks for suggesting what I am suggesting and what I give a shiat about.

Btw, Carnak, can you let me know when I will be hungry later today and what I would like to order for lunch? You seem to have plenty of insight.
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2013-02-11 05:51:32 AM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: fusillade762: KrispyKritter: was this before or after the $1,000,000.00 was offered one wonders.

At this point that's pretty much chump change to Sheen.

So to recap, he'll make $125 million from Warner Brothers over the next several years, $100 million from FX, plus his weekly $700,000 salary... Is Charlie Sheen the smartest guy ever or just the luckiest?

More proof there is no God.


No - as close as you need to absolute proof that not only does God exists, he has a wicked sense of humour after a few beers.
2013-02-11 05:33:52 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: KrispyKritter: was this before or after the $1,000,000.00 was offered one wonders.

At this point that's pretty much chump change to Sheen.

So to recap, he'll make $125 million from Warner Brothers over the next several years, $100 million from FX, plus his weekly $700,000 salary... Is Charlie Sheen the smartest guy ever or just the luckiest?


More proof there is no God.
2013-02-11 04:40:54 AM
1 votes:

apoptotic: And how exactly is Dorner supposed to get Sheen's phone number?


Ask a random hooker?

Most of the one in Hollywood have him on speed dial.
2013-02-11 03:32:42 AM
1 votes:
So, what we have here is one very dangerous and delusional attention whore with a history of violence.

And Christopher Dorner.
2013-02-11 03:32:08 AM
1 votes:

moothemagiccow: Got a blue pickup? Live in or visiting the American Southwest? Stay the fark off the road

These guys make you take a second look at Dorner


They found his truck burned out in the mountains somewhere, I don't think they're looking for it anymore.
2013-02-11 03:01:42 AM
1 votes:
Considering they're saying they'll reopen Dorner's case, offering a reward and shooting up random vehicles I think the LAPD is just desperate enough to ask Sheen for help.

Sheen's motive for helping the LAPD should be obvious.
2013-02-11 02:56:24 AM
1 votes:
2013-02-11 02:45:22 AM
1 votes:

apoptotic: And how exactly is Dorner supposed to get Sheen's phone number?


He's a cop, he's gotta know some hookers.
2013-02-11 12:50:25 AM
1 votes:
m.kiss925.com
He knows what he needs, just give him time.
 
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