If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Yahoo)   Step aside LAPD, recovering insane person/9-11 truther Charlie Sheen is here to talk to Christopher Dorner. OH GOD PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 122
    More: Hero, Charlie Sheen, Christopher Dorner, LAPD, human beings, Kate Winslet, Ellen Degeneres, police violence, Bill Cosby  
•       •       •

11703 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Feb 2013 at 2:16 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



122 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2013-02-11 12:24:04 AM  
He also praised a number of celebrities, including Larry David, Bill Cosby, Jon Stewart, Kate Winslet, Ellen Degeneres, Anthony Bourdain, Michelle Obama and the former "Two and a Half Men" star. "Charlie Sheen, you're effin awesome," Dorner wrote.

Huh. Pretty decent taste in celebrities, if you ask me. Except for Charlie Sheen, that is.
 
2013-02-11 12:50:25 AM  
m.kiss925.com
He knows what he needs, just give him time.
 
2013-02-11 02:21:58 AM  
was this before or after the $1,000,000.00 was offered one wonders.
 
2013-02-11 02:22:18 AM  
You know, I thought people were jumping the gun by saying Dorner's insane, but I think this just proves it.
 
2013-02-11 02:23:37 AM  
And how exactly is Dorner supposed to get Sheen's phone number?
 
2013-02-11 02:24:53 AM  
Million bucks can buy a fair amount of blow and hookers.
 
2013-02-11 02:26:16 AM  
Who's got the popcorn? This'll be fun!
 
2013-02-11 02:31:00 AM  
Hm....if I was on the run from the LAPD, which not-crazy demented drug-addict whoring celebrity would I choose to reach out to? Alec Baldwin? David Hasselhoff? Charlie...Sheen?
 
2013-02-11 02:31:31 AM  

SirEattonHogg: Million bucks can buy a fair amount of blow and hookers.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-11 02:31:45 AM  

apoptotic: And how exactly is Dorner supposed to get Sheen's phone number?




Lawyer?
 
2013-02-11 02:39:23 AM  
Wouldn't it be funny if Charlie Sheen talks him in.
 
2013-02-11 02:43:31 AM  
You just know this is being pitched as a reality show as we speak.  Get Sheen out in the woods with some cameras, some forties, and a big bag of drugs.
 
2013-02-11 02:45:17 AM  
Charlie sheen may have engaged in asshatery over the years, but if he in some way convinces this guy to not hurt anyone else I won't complain.
 
2013-02-11 02:45:22 AM  

apoptotic: And how exactly is Dorner supposed to get Sheen's phone number?


He's a cop, he's gotta know some hookers.
 
2013-02-11 02:50:43 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: You just know this is being pitched as a reality show as we speak.  Get Sheen out in the woods with some cameras, some forties, and a big bag of drugs.


It can't possibly be worse than Honey Boo-Boo.
 
2013-02-11 02:52:46 AM  
s11.postimage.org

Ever see Die Hard? That.
 
2013-02-11 02:56:24 AM  
 
2013-02-11 03:01:42 AM  
Considering they're saying they'll reopen Dorner's case, offering a reward and shooting up random vehicles I think the LAPD is just desperate enough to ask Sheen for help.

Sheen's motive for helping the LAPD should be obvious.
 
2013-02-11 03:02:19 AM  
Got a blue pickup? Live in or visiting the American Southwest? Stay the fark off the road

These guys make you take a second look at Dorner
 
2013-02-11 03:02:25 AM  
in other news, there was a

www.bowlingshirt.com
/farkers better not sell out random link before order my shirt.
//just saying
///random hot beard
www.bowlingshirt.com
 
2013-02-11 03:07:55 AM  
Dorner's career has really gone downhill ever since Six Feet Under ended and he no longer could play Michael C. Hall's boyfriend.
 
2013-02-11 03:12:03 AM  

Oxygen_Thief: Charlie sheen may have engaged in asshatery over the years, but if he in some way convinces this guy to not hurt anyone else I won't complain.


THIS

And amen, if it gets him to stop hurting people, then let Sheen try.

Flip side I suppose, is Sheen makes the situation worse, but at this point I'm not sure how much worse it could get.
 
2013-02-11 03:13:20 AM  
Winning.

/Seriously this guy is on his way to becoming a chaotic neutral folk hero.
 
2013-02-11 03:25:11 AM  

strangeluck: Oxygen_Thief: Charlie sheen may have engaged in asshatery over the years, but if he in some way convinces this guy to not hurt anyone else I won't complain.

THIS

And amen, if it gets him to stop hurting people, then let Sheen try.

Flip side I suppose, is Sheen makes the situation worse, but at this point I'm not sure how much worse it could get.


There was a great Australian parody current affairs comedy in the '90's called Frontline. They once parodied an incident which actually happened in an Australian tabloid current affairs tv show where the show's host managed to get through to a guy who was holding a family in an armed siege. They interviewed the gunman and eventually the situation resolved with no deaths or injuries, but the current affairs host was rightly criticised because his telephone call had actually cut off the call with the police negotiator. Anyway, when Frontline did their parody episode, they replayed the scene described above, and had the host arguing off the criticism that it had all ended fine so what was the problem? The punchline of the show was the final scene where, weeks later, an armed gunman holding an office of workers under siege called the Frontline desk and was put straight through to the host, live on air. The host asked the gunman if he had anything he wanted to say to Australia and the gunman replied "Yeah, listen to this" as shotgun started ringing out and there were lots of screams in the background.

So if life imitates art as it often can, Charlie Sheen will be on the verge of bringing this guy in when a final shootout starts up and Charlie's in the foreground looking shocked while bodies mount up behind him.

No one wants this guy to continue a killing spree but this guy sounds like a very dangerous attention whore and I'm not sure Charlie Sheen is helping in this case.
 
2013-02-11 03:32:08 AM  

moothemagiccow: Got a blue pickup? Live in or visiting the American Southwest? Stay the fark off the road

These guys make you take a second look at Dorner


They found his truck burned out in the mountains somewhere, I don't think they're looking for it anymore.
 
2013-02-11 03:32:42 AM  
So, what we have here is one very dangerous and delusional attention whore with a history of violence.

And Christopher Dorner.
 
2013-02-11 03:36:31 AM  

aerojockey: Wouldn't it be funny if Charlie Sheen talks him in.


It would be win.

Not gonna happen.

Dorner wants blood.

The cops also want blood here.

There will be blood.
 
2013-02-11 03:40:14 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Hm....if I was on the run from the LAPD, which not-crazy demented drug-addict whoring celebrity would I choose to reach out to? Alec Baldwin? David Hasselhoff? Charlie...Sheen?


Britney Spears and Mel Gibson, but only if they promise to have a family. And then you leave your money to some 'mechanic' from Blue Thunder.
 
2013-02-11 03:41:14 AM  
Well now I'm concerned about what Donald Trump will do to involve himself too.....
 
2013-02-11 03:52:15 AM  
 
2013-02-11 03:56:35 AM  
Oxygen_Thief
Charlie sheen may have engaged in asshatery over the years, but if he in some way convinces this guy to not hurt anyone else I won't complain.


That is the first half, now the police departments hunting down this guy are the other half of the problem.
 
2013-02-11 04:18:18 AM  
That'd just be insane - a guy guaranteed to get the death penalty turning himself in.  Although that actually might be nice to rub it in the face of the LAPD by preventing them from killing Dorner.

I want one of these shirts.
 
2013-02-11 04:22:21 AM  
droner has already accomplished his goals. it doesn't matter what levels of redic are achieved after those. serious. i love how you all rely on media, it's funny in a cute/sad kind of way. lol hypocrisy. but for serious.
 
2013-02-11 04:24:30 AM  
I'm new to this Dorner case.  But so far he is only talking smack.  Correct me if I'm wrong.

He is a non-issue.

He is in a bi-polar high which makes you feel like Superman.  It might make you want  to hide in a confine like a cheap hotel.   Or in the basement of an old friend.
But he is most likely in a paranoid state that should be entered without guns ablazing.
 
2013-02-11 04:25:09 AM  

Brigandaca: Been done before by an equally nuts drunk-arsed celeb:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/7882762/Raoul-Moat-Gazz a- arrives-in-Rothbury-to-offer-his-support.html


FTFY. Great link. And on the article linked was this current news:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/9845227/Paul-Gascoignes-li fe -is-in-danger-warns-agent-as-former-England-star-starts-drinking-again .html

So the conclusion you reach is that you have to be life-threateningly addicted to substances as a very wealthy celebrity to think this is a great idea.
 
2013-02-11 04:35:59 AM  

Mitch Mitchell: I'm new to this Dorner case.  But so far he is only talking smack.  Correct me if I'm wrong.

He is a non-issue.

He is in a bi-polar high which makes you feel like Superman.  It might make you want  to hide in a confine like a cheap hotel.   Or in the basement of an old friend.
But he is most likely in a paranoid state that should be entered without guns ablazing.


Dorner is alleged to have killed three people so maybe just a little more than "talking smack"!
 
2013-02-11 04:36:49 AM  

Mitch Mitchell: I'm new to this Dorner case.  But so far he is only talking smack.  Correct me if I'm wrong.

He is a non-issue.

He is in a bi-polar high which makes you feel like Superman.  It might make you want  to hide in a confine like a cheap hotel.   Or in the basement of an old friend.
But he is most likely in a paranoid state that should be entered without guns ablazing.


I'm a fat, useless, basement dwelling moron that has never had an original thought. I'm stupid, lazy, small minded, tiny pricked and I like gay porn. I hate women and goats. I'm an ITG but real life pussy that likes to hit women and kids. I'm an asshole, a prick, a dickhead, an ass kissing suck-up. I can't walk and chew gum at the same time. I'm poor and uneducated. I drive a POS gas-sucking car (when it's running) that pollutes the environment and gets worse gas mileage than a Hummer 2. Nothing I say is worthy of an ounce of respect. I lie and make up stories to make myself look and feel better. I'm a virgin that has never had a date let alone touched a woman. I love bestiality and humiliation porn. I'm racist and xenophobic. I drink the wrong beer, eat at the wrong restaurants and I hate wine because I'm an uncultured, uncouth, ignoramus who thinks Cheese Wiz is the height of American cuisine.
 
2013-02-11 04:40:54 AM  

apoptotic: And how exactly is Dorner supposed to get Sheen's phone number?


Ask a random hooker?

Most of the one in Hollywood have him on speed dial.
 
2013-02-11 04:41:09 AM  

Dr.Zom: So, what we have here is one very dangerous and delusional attention whore with a history of violence.

And Christopher Dorner.


Ok that was funny.
 
2013-02-11 04:41:52 AM  

Enemabag Jones: Winning.

/Seriously this guy is on his way to becoming a chaotic neutral folk hero.


That was too :D
 
2013-02-11 04:54:32 AM  
I thought it had been established that a lot I'd the versions of the manifesto had been edited and uploaded by 4 Chan and the original didn't contain quite as much nonsense?
 
2013-02-11 05:05:22 AM  

quatchi: aerojockey: Wouldn't it be funny if Charlie Sheen talks him in.
It would be win.
Not gonna happen.
Dorner wants blood.
The cops also want blood here.
There will be blood.



Yup....his epitaph is likely written.

Somethings is really weird about this whole thing.There is just too much attention being heaped on this situation. It sounds like the LAPD is broadcasting a daily reason on why they should kill first, ask questions later.

Christopher Dorner Is 'Not Rambo;' Bill Bratton Cuts Down Ex-Cop On Alleged Murder Spree
by Dennis Romero
LA Weekly
Feb. 8 2013
 
2013-02-11 05:07:28 AM  
I know it's impossible to rationalize with a crazy person

/but a crazy person rationalizing with another crazy person?
//GENIUS!
 
2013-02-11 05:15:19 AM  

Maus III: Mitch Mitchell: I'm new to this Dorner case.  But so far he is only talking smack.  Correct me if I'm wrong.

He is a non-issue.

He is in a bi-polar high which makes you feel like Superman.  It might make you want  to hide in a confine like a cheap hotel.   Or in the basement of an old friend.
But he is most likely in a paranoid state that should be entered without guns ablazing.

I'm a fat, useless, basement dwelling moron that has never had an original thought. I'm stupid, lazy, small minded, tiny pricked and I like gay porn. I hate women and goats. I'm an ITG but real life pussy that likes to hit women and kids. I'm an asshole, a prick, a dickhead, an ass kissing suck-up. I can't walk and chew gum at the same time. I'm poor and uneducated. I drive a POS gas-sucking car (when it's running) that pollutes the environment and gets worse gas mileage than a Hummer 2. Nothing I say is worthy of an ounce of respect. I lie and make up stories to make myself look and feel better. I'm a virgin that has never had a date let alone touched a woman. I love bestiality and humiliation porn. I'm racist and xenophobic. I drink the wrong beer, eat at the wrong restaurants and I hate wine because I'm an uncultured, uncouth, ignoramus who thinks Cheese Wiz is the height of American cuisine.


Dude, if you can turn that into lyrics you'll be the songwriter of your generation.
 
2013-02-11 05:28:05 AM  

fusillade762: KrispyKritter: was this before or after the $1,000,000.00 was offered one wonders.

At this point that's pretty much chump change to Sheen.

So to recap, he'll make $125 million from Warner Brothers over the next several years, $100 million from FX, plus his weekly $700,000 salary... Is Charlie Sheen the smartest guy ever or just the luckiest?


Holy crap on a cracker. And that SOB probably has a monster in his trousers to boot.
 
2013-02-11 05:32:23 AM  

Aussie_As: Maus III: Mitch Mitchell: I'm new to this Dorner case.  But so far he is only talking smack.  Correct me if I'm wrong.

He is a non-issue.

He is in a bi-polar high which makes you feel like Superman.  It might make you want  to hide in a confine like a cheap hotel.   Or in the basement of an old friend.
But he is most likely in a paranoid state that should be entered without guns ablazing.

I'm a fat, useless, basement dwelling moron that has never had an original thought. I'm stupid, lazy, small minded, tiny pricked and I like gay porn. I hate women and goats. I'm an ITG but real life pussy that likes to hit women and kids. I'm an asshole, a prick, a dickhead, an ass kissing suck-up. I can't walk and chew gum at the same time. I'm poor and uneducated. I drive a POS gas-sucking car (when it's running) that pollutes the environment and gets worse gas mileage than a Hummer 2. Nothing I say is worthy of an ounce of respect. I lie and make up stories to make myself look and feel better. I'm a virgin that has never had a date let alone touched a woman. I love bestiality and humiliation porn. I'm racist and xenophobic. I drink the wrong beer, eat at the wrong restaurants and I hate wine because I'm an uncultured, uncouth, ignoramus who thinks Cheese Wiz is the height of American cuisine.

Dude, if you can turn that into lyrics you'll be the songwriter of your generation.


You mean those weren't lyrics to an Eminem song?
 
2013-02-11 05:32:42 AM  

quatchi: aerojockey: Wouldn't it be funny if Charlie Sheen talks him in.

It would be win.

Not gonna happen.

Dorner wants blood.

The cops also want blood here.

There will be blood.


Ya think?

d3ny4pswk2x1ig.cloudfront.net
 
2013-02-11 05:32:46 AM  
So copsuckers where ya at?
 
2013-02-11 05:33:52 AM  

fusillade762: KrispyKritter: was this before or after the $1,000,000.00 was offered one wonders.

At this point that's pretty much chump change to Sheen.

So to recap, he'll make $125 million from Warner Brothers over the next several years, $100 million from FX, plus his weekly $700,000 salary... Is Charlie Sheen the smartest guy ever or just the luckiest?


More proof there is no God.
 
2013-02-11 05:34:56 AM  

Farking Lurker: So copsuckers where ya at?


In the drones thread.
 
2013-02-11 05:43:28 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: quatchi: aerojockey: Wouldn't it be funny if Charlie Sheen talks him in.

It would be win.

Not gonna happen.

Dorner wants blood.

The cops also want blood here.

There will be blood.

Ya think?

[d3ny4pswk2x1ig.cloudfront.net image 605x415]


s7.postimage.org
 
2013-02-11 05:49:50 AM  
My faves are missing tho...

Oh well apparently the cops did a bad thing and the apologists are a little disgusted as well?
 
2013-02-11 05:51:32 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: fusillade762: KrispyKritter: was this before or after the $1,000,000.00 was offered one wonders.

At this point that's pretty much chump change to Sheen.

So to recap, he'll make $125 million from Warner Brothers over the next several years, $100 million from FX, plus his weekly $700,000 salary... Is Charlie Sheen the smartest guy ever or just the luckiest?

More proof there is no God.


No - as close as you need to absolute proof that not only does God exists, he has a wicked sense of humour after a few beers.
 
2013-02-11 05:55:11 AM  
homelessdude:
Somethings is really weird about this whole thing.There is just too much attention being heaped on this situation. It sounds like the LAPD is broadcasting a daily reason on why they should kill first, ask questions later.

Christopher Dorner Is 'Not Rambo;' Bill Bratton Cuts Down Ex-Cop On Alleged Murder Spree
by Dennis Romero
LA Weekly
Feb. 8 2013


Yeah there were, what was it, 6 threads about Dorner on Fark yesterday?  Who knows why half of Fark wants to give the guy a sloppy blow job?  Or were you suggesting the cops just forget about a guy that is murdering their children.  I take it you wouldn't give a shiat if some guy killed your kid.
 
2013-02-11 06:20:38 AM  

rwfan: Yeah there were, what was it, 6 threads about Dorner on Fark yesterday?  Who knows why half of Fark wants to give the guy a sloppy blow job?  Or were you suggesting the cops just forget about a guy that is murdering their children.  I take it you wouldn't give a shiat if some guy killed your kid.


I am not suggesting that at all. But thanks for suggesting what I am suggesting and what I give a shiat about.

Btw, Carnak, can you let me know when I will be hungry later today and what I would like to order for lunch? You seem to have plenty of insight.
assets.openstudy.com
 
2013-02-11 06:42:11 AM  

rwfan: homelessdude:
Somethings is really weird about this whole thing.There is just too much attention being heaped on this situation. It sounds like the LAPD is broadcasting a daily reason on why they should kill first, ask questions later.

Christopher Dorner Is 'Not Rambo;' Bill Bratton Cuts Down Ex-Cop On Alleged Murder Spree
by Dennis Romero
LA Weekly
Feb. 8 2013

Yeah there were, what was it, 6 threads about Dorner on Fark yesterday?  Who knows why half of Fark wants to give the guy a sloppy blow job?  Or were you suggesting the cops just forget about a guy that is murdering their children.  I take it you wouldn't give a shiat if some guy killed your kid.


What evidence do you have that Dorner murdered their children?
 
2013-02-11 06:47:46 AM  

Farking Lurker: My faves are missing tho...

Oh well apparently the cops did a bad thing and the apologists are a little disgusted as well?




Disgusted that it was so apparent, maybe. Not at what is going down in broad daylight.

This guy isn't pulling a Rambo. He's either given the cops the slip (unlikely) or He's up on that hill busy being a Copsicle. Thermal wont find him but that won't stop the cops from authorizing every overreaching power in their arsenal (while adding a few more) until spring thaw reveals the body.

This hunt is just an excuse to expand their capabilities and justify needing more military equipment. We're going to be paying for a lot more tanks and rifles in the near future, but with the kinds of men they hire it won't fix the problem.

An event like this should result in the LAPD being dismantled, studied, and rebuilt from the ground up to purge its flaws.
Instead its going to be rewarded for protecting us from one of their own.
 
2013-02-11 07:00:55 AM  

Bontesla: rwfan: homelessdude:
Somethings is really weird about this whole thing.There is just too much attention being heaped on this situation. It sounds like the LAPD is broadcasting a daily reason on why they should kill first, ask questions later.

Christopher Dorner Is 'Not Rambo;' Bill Bratton Cuts Down Ex-Cop On Alleged Murder Spree
by Dennis Romero
LA Weekly
Feb. 8 2013

Yeah there were, what was it, 6 threads about Dorner on Fark yesterday?  Who knows why half of Fark wants to give the guy a sloppy blow job?  Or were you suggesting the cops just forget about a guy that is murdering their children.  I take it you wouldn't give a shiat if some guy killed your kid.

What evidence do you have that Dorner murdered their children?


Wait someone/several people were saying he only is accused of killing adults and that all were cops now whether those cops were related, well. Were does this killing killing children come from?
Granted I haven't paid enough attention since hopefully I'm safe halfway across the country.
 
2013-02-11 07:04:00 AM  

way south: Farking Lurker: My faves are missing tho...

Oh well apparently the cops did a bad thing and the apologists are a little disgusted as well?



Disgusted that it was so apparent, maybe. Not at what is going down in broad daylight.

This guy isn't pulling a Rambo. He's either given the cops the slip (unlikely) or He's up on that hill busy being a Copsicle. Thermal wont find him but that won't stop the cops from authorizing every overreaching power in their arsenal (while adding a few more) until spring thaw reveals the body.

This hunt is just an excuse to expand their capabilities and justify needing more military equipment. We're going to be paying for a lot more tanks and rifles in the near future, but with the kinds of men they hire it won't fix the problem.

An event like this should result in the LAPD being dismantled, studied, and rebuilt from the ground up to purge its flaws.
Instead its going to be rewarded for protecting us from one of their own.


Well, then you have to reconcile with that candid surveillance shot and dropping the empty clip into the trash can:

1). Either it was Dorner and he returned to the mountain after
2). It wasn't Dorner
3). Someone is being dishonest about the sighting time line.

I don't think he's on the mountain.
 
2013-02-11 07:09:45 AM  
the manifesto with all the shout-outs is fake.
 
2013-02-11 07:33:55 AM  
I fail to see the problem here as far as I'm concerned the guy is a bigger hero than the losers
at the seal 6 team. The seal 6 team was a bunch of jackasses yet this guy is a real American hero.

Mr Dorner should be honored and respected for his war on terrorism, not hunted because he killed
a government approved terrorist (cop).

Every time i hear about this hero and reminded of him doing such a noble act i play this while reading about
cops dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
 
2013-02-11 07:35:04 AM  
I think part of his manifesto is just him trolling the media
 
2013-02-11 07:36:32 AM  

isupportcopkillers: I fail to see the problem here as far as I'm concerned the guy is a bigger hero than the losers
at the seal 6 team. The seal 6 team was a bunch of jackasses yet this guy is a real American hero.

Mr Dorner should be honored and respected for his war on terrorism, not hunted because he killed
a government approved terrorist (cop).

Every time i hear about this hero and reminded of him doing such a noble act i play this while reading about
cops dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE


Oh he be trolling.
 
2013-02-11 07:40:22 AM  
nope I'm not.

 wouldn't donate a cent to help a starving kid yet i would gladly donate to this guy legal fund

CSB: I once took a crap on the headstone of a retired cop.  I mean why not they crap on the American people
all the time so it was payback. Notice the police cars don't say "to serve and protect" anymore?
 
2013-02-11 07:47:04 AM  

Aussie_As: I'm a fat, useless, basement dwelling moron that has never had an original thought. I'm stupid, lazy, small minded, tiny pricked and I like gay porn. I hate women and goats. I'm an ITG but real life pussy that likes to hit women and kids. I'm an asshole, a prick, a dickhead, an ass kissing suck-up. I can't walk and chew gum at the same time. I'm poor and uneducated. I drive a POS gas-sucking car (when it's running) that pollutes the environment and gets worse gas mileage than a Hummer 2. Nothing I say is worthy of an ounce of respect. I lie and make up stories to make myself look and feel better. I'm a virgin that has never had a date let alone touched a woman. I love bestiality and humiliation porn. I'm racist and xenophobic. I drink the wrong beer, eat at the wrong restaurants and I hate wine because I'm an uncultured, uncouth, ignoramus who thinks Cheese Wiz is the height of American cuisine.

Dude, if you can turn that into lyrics you'll be the songwriter of your generation.


Look up "I'm Awesome" by Spose.
 
2013-02-11 07:52:52 AM  
robsmovievault.files.wordpress.com

You mean I'm the bad guy?
 
2013-02-11 07:58:18 AM  

Maus III: Mitch Mitchell: I'm new to this Dorner case.  But so far he is only talking smack.  Correct me if I'm wrong.

He is a non-issue.

He is in a bi-polar high which makes you feel like Superman.  It might make you want  to hide in a confine like a cheap hotel.   Or in the basement of an old friend.
But he is most likely in a paranoid state that should be entered without guns ablazing.

I'm a fat, useless, basement dwelling moron that has never had an original thought. I'm stupid, lazy, small minded, tiny pricked and I like gay porn. I hate women and goats. I'm an ITG but real life pussy that likes to hit women and kids. I'm an asshole, a prick, a dickhead, an ass kissing suck-up. I can't walk and chew gum at the same time. I'm poor and uneducated. I drive a POS gas-sucking car (when it's running) that pollutes the environment and gets worse gas mileage than a Hummer 2. Nothing I say is worthy of an ounce of respect. I lie and make up stories to make myself look and feel better. I'm a virgin that has never had a date let alone touched a woman. I love bestiality and humiliation porn. I'm racist and xenophobic. I drink the wrong beer, eat at the wrong restaurants and I hate wine because I'm an uncultured, uncouth, ignoramus who thinks Cheese Wiz is the height of American cuisine.


HEY!! Dr. Heiter is a genius!
 
2013-02-11 08:10:27 AM  

heinrich66: [robsmovievault.files.wordpress.com image 430x325]

You mean I'm the bad guy?


I didn't get to see that movie until recently. It really made me want to track down Joel and start choking him for Batman and Robin. It's one thing for that movie to have simply been made; to have been made by someone capable of making Falling Down is an offense to culture that will never die out.
 
2013-02-11 08:19:13 AM  

Enemabag Jones: Winning.

/Seriously this guy is on his way to becoming a chaotic neutral folk hero.



As someone who considers himself to be chaotic neutral, I have no objections to this.
 
2013-02-11 08:30:33 AM  
If charlie sheen can get something done, then I say let the man try...
 
2013-02-11 08:33:59 AM  

Aussie_As: Maus III: Mitch Mitchell: I'm new to this Dorner case.  But so far he is only talking smack.  Correct me if I'm wrong.

He is a non-issue.

He is in a bi-polar high which makes you feel like Superman.  It might make you want  to hide in a confine like a cheap hotel.   Or in the basement of an old friend.
But he is most likely in a paranoid state that should be entered without guns ablazing.

I'm a fat, useless, basement dwelling moron that has never had an original thought. I'm stupid, lazy, small minded, tiny pricked and I like gay porn. I hate women and goats. I'm an ITG but real life pussy that likes to hit women and kids. I'm an asshole, a prick, a dickhead, an ass kissing suck-up. I can't walk and chew gum at the same time. I'm poor and uneducated. I drive a POS gas-sucking car (when it's running) that pollutes the environment and gets worse gas mileage than a Hummer 2. Nothing I say is worthy of an ounce of respect. I lie and make up stories to make myself look and feel better. I'm a virgin that has never had a date let alone touched a woman. I love bestiality and humiliation porn. I'm racist and xenophobic. I drink the wrong beer, eat at the wrong restaurants and I hate wine because I'm an uncultured, uncouth, ignoramus who thinks Cheese Wiz is the height of American cuisine.

Dude, if you can turn that into lyrics you'll be the songwriter of your generation.


It's like the long awaited follow up to freakin at the freakers ball by Dr. Hook.
 
2013-02-11 08:34:02 AM  
Glad that this guy at least has a 'cause', i.e. isn't a teenager on Paxil shooting up a school, theater, etc.

VIGILANTE JUSTICE
 
2013-02-11 08:35:17 AM  
If Charlie had just pretended to be the level of crazy all of his characters were instead of the level of crazy he is, he probably would have kept the job on Two and a Half Men.  Heck, be the character from Ferris Bueller.
 
2013-02-11 08:37:09 AM  
I'm not condoning this but I think it would be interesting if this lit the fuse on other people taking action against CEOs of health insurance and financial companies and hedge fund managers.  Maybe after a few of them are killed and hunted down things will actually change?
 
2013-02-11 08:38:59 AM  
I was kinda hoping Dorner would show up at the Grammy's and take out Taylor Swift.  If he did that, I might be willing to forgive him for the three other people he killed.
 
2013-02-11 08:40:01 AM  

Bontesla: rwfan: homelessdude:
Somethings is really weird about this whole thing.There is just too much attention being heaped on this situation. It sounds like the LAPD is broadcasting a daily reason on why they should kill first, ask questions later.

Christopher Dorner Is 'Not Rambo;' Bill Bratton Cuts Down Ex-Cop On Alleged Murder Spree
by Dennis Romero
LA Weekly
Feb. 8 2013

Yeah there were, what was it, 6 threads about Dorner on Fark yesterday?  Who knows why half of Fark wants to give the guy a sloppy blow job?  Or were you suggesting the cops just forget about a guy that is murdering their children.  I take it you wouldn't give a shiat if some guy killed your kid.

What evidence do you have that Dorner murdered their children?


It clearly isn't becessary, but it really helps to know the facts before jumping in. Dornier so much as admitted to killing a. Hirl(and her boyfriend) because she was the daughter of a cop he didn't like.

Fark this guy and Charlie estevez
 
2013-02-11 08:40:09 AM  
Well, Donner was an officer in the Navy and Sheen did play a Navy SEAL, so it all makes sense.
 
2013-02-11 08:56:30 AM  

SlothB77: I was kinda hoping Dorner would show up at the Grammy's and take out Taylor Swift.  If he did that, I might be willing to forgive him for the three other people he killed.


why take her out, she is cute and nice, why not take out beyonce
 
2013-02-11 09:04:31 AM  

Waldo Pepper: SlothB77: I was kinda hoping Dorner would show up at the Grammy's and take out Taylor Swift.  If he did that, I might be willing to forgive him for the three other people he killed.

why take her out, she is cute and nice, why not take out beyonce


I'd be fine with Dorner taking out either of them.  Just as long as he spared The Black Keys, The Lumineers, Jack White and Mumford & Sons.  Hands off those guys.
 
2013-02-11 09:12:08 AM  

HAMMERTOE: Look up "I'm Awesome" by Spose.


I prefer this one.

/ not a rickroll
// promise!
 
2013-02-11 09:12:57 AM  

cyberspacedout: Aussie_As: Maus III: Mitch Mitchell: I'm new to this Dorner case.  But so far he is only talking smack.  Correct me if I'm wrong.

He is a non-issue.

He is in a bi-polar high which makes you feel like Superman.  It might make you want  to hide in a confine like a cheap hotel.   Or in the basement of an old friend.
But he is most likely in a paranoid state that should be entered without guns ablazing.

I'm a fat, useless, basement dwelling moron that has never had an original thought. I'm stupid, lazy, small minded, tiny pricked and I like gay porn. I hate women and goats. I'm an ITG but real life pussy that likes to hit women and kids. I'm an asshole, a prick, a dickhead, an ass kissing suck-up. I can't walk and chew gum at the same time. I'm poor and uneducated. I drive a POS gas-sucking car (when it's running) that pollutes the environment and gets worse gas mileage than a Hummer 2. Nothing I say is worthy of an ounce of respect. I lie and make up stories to make myself look and feel better. I'm a virgin that has never had a date let alone touched a woman. I love bestiality and humiliation porn. I'm racist and xenophobic. I drink the wrong beer, eat at the wrong restaurants and I hate wine because I'm an uncultured, uncouth, ignoramus who thinks Cheese Wiz is the height of American cuisine.

Dude, if you can turn that into lyrics you'll be the songwriter of your generation.

You mean those weren't lyrics to an Eminem song?


Holy shiat it works! As is! Now that's the only way I can read it.
 
2013-02-11 09:19:31 AM  

Waldo Pepper: SlothB77: I was kinda hoping Dorner would show up at the Grammy's and take out Taylor Swift.  If he did that, I might be willing to forgive him for the three other people he killed.

why take her out, she is cute and nice, why not take out beyonce


Uhmmmm...Any takers for the removal of Chris Brown from the planet?
 
2013-02-11 09:24:38 AM  

isupportcopkillers: nope I'm not.

 wouldn't donate a cent to help a starving kid yet i would gladly donate to this guy legal fund

CSB: I once took a crap on the headstone of a retired cop.  I mean why not they crap on the American people
all the time so it was payback. Notice the police cars don't say "to serve and protect" anymore?


Well muffin better get going and follow your saint in his annointed task to rid the world of cops, one at a time.  Come on Tex, grab some guns and get shooting.

Unless of course, you're just a full of shiat ITG.

/biatch
 
2013-02-11 09:30:24 AM  

aerojockey: Wouldn't it be funny if Charlie Sheen talks him in.


Hey, Slick Willie managed to con Best Korea out of some captive journalists. I think Charlie can manage a mass-murdering ex-LAPD.
 
2013-02-11 09:36:27 AM  

Akabander: / not a rickroll
// promise!


Nice.
 
2013-02-11 09:50:21 AM  

isupportcopkillers: I fail to see the problem here as far as I'm concerned the guy is a bigger hero than the losers
at the seal 6 team. The seal 6 team was a bunch of jackasses yet this guy is a real American hero.

Mr Dorner should be honored and respected for his war on terrorism, not hunted because he killed
a government approved terrorist (cop).

Every time i hear about this hero and reminded of him doing such a noble act i play this while reading about
cops dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE


Read your Bio. What the hell is a boggy man? A man in a swamp or a wetland? Maybe just a damp individual? It's bad enough to be an obvious troll, worse to be a one note joke troll, but a troll who cannot spell? That is too much. Goodbye.
 
2013-02-11 09:58:41 AM  

isupportcopkillers: I fail to see the problem here as far as I'm concerned the guy is a bigger hero than the losers
at the seal 6 team. The seal 6 team was a bunch of jackasses yet this guy is a real American hero.

Mr Dorner should be honored and respected for his war on terrorism, not hunted because he killed
a government approved terrorist (cop).

Every time i hear about this hero and reminded of him doing such a noble act i play this while reading about
cops dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE


Come on, bro.  You're better than this.  The whole making an alt for a singular purpose troll is just clown shoes.  You gotta think bigger.

You can do better.  I believe in you.
 
2013-02-11 10:08:31 AM  

FullMetalPanda: I'm not condoning this but I think it would be interesting if this lit the fuse on other people taking action against CEOs of health insurance and financial companies and hedge fund managers.  Maybe after a few of them are killed and hunted down things will actually change?


You want to shoot people and make a difference? Start offing oil speculators until its back down to $65 a barrel.

The whole country would be behind you.
 
2013-02-11 10:27:20 AM  

aerojockey: Wouldn't it be funny if Charlie Sheen talks him in.


I'm more worried that Charlie will join him
 
2013-02-11 10:34:26 AM  

Enemabag Jones: Winning.

/Seriously this guy is on his way to becoming a chaotic neutral folk hero.


I don't think anybody has combined those four words before.  That's gonna stick in my head now.

/roll 2d4 for untuned mandolin damage
 
2013-02-11 10:37:24 AM  

over_and_done: Enemabag Jones: Winning.

/Seriously this guy is on his way to becoming a chaotic neutral folk hero.

I don't think anybody has combined those four words before.  That's gonna stick in my head now.

/roll 2d4 for untuned mandolin damage


Save vs. warlock tiger blood?
 
2013-02-11 10:41:09 AM  

over_and_done: /roll 2d4 for untuned mandolin damage


s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-02-11 10:46:30 AM  

Myria: That'd just be insane - a guy guaranteed to get the death penalty turning himself in.  Although that actually might be nice to rub it in the face of the LAPD by preventing them from killing Dorner.


wut
 
2013-02-11 10:48:30 AM  
OH GOD PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN

Of all the things in this world I might ever be excited enough to yell this about, I think all of them occur in a bathroom and none of them involve Charlie Sheen.
 
2013-02-11 11:31:02 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-11 11:40:52 AM  
How I imagine that conversation going:

Sergeant Hulka Officer Dorner: Okay, Mr. Push-ups Tiger Blood, let's hear your story.

John Winger Charlie Sheen: Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell cops and their kids that you ice. So much fun and imagination.

[points at Dorner]

John Winger Charlie Sheen: Lee Harvey Christopher Dorner, you are a madman. When you stole that cow killed that pig's daughter, and your friend tried to make it with the cow you got the LAPD to go apesh*t and shoot at anything that moved-- I want to party with you, cowboy. The two of us together, forget it... I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon SNAFU. An army A killing spree without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka Ol' Chrissy D isn't always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka Christopher Dorner.

[the crazy bastards of SoCal start clapping]

Sergeant Hulka Christopher Dorner: Well, okay, Hot Shots. We're gonna see what kind of soldier lunatic you are.
 
2013-02-11 11:47:38 AM  

fusillade762: KrispyKritter: was this before or after the $1,000,000.00 was offered one wonders.

At this point that's pretty much chump change to Sheen.

So to recap, he'll make $125 million from Warner Brothers over the next several years, $100 million from FX, plus his weekly $700,000 salary... Is Charlie Sheen the smartest guy ever or just the luckiest?


Wow, guaranteed 90 episodes...They must have a lot of faith in that guy.
/or a no drugs/alcohol clause.
 
2013-02-11 11:49:00 AM  

trappedspirit: OH GOD PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN

Of all the things in this world I might ever be excited enough to yell this about, I think all of them occur in a bathroom and none of them involve Charlie Sheen.


Constipation issues?
 
2013-02-11 11:53:09 AM  

Pumpernickel bread: Bontesla: rwfan: homelessdude:
Somethings is really weird about this whole thing.There is just too much attention being heaped on this situation. It sounds like the LAPD is broadcasting a daily reason on why they should kill first, ask questions later.

Christopher Dorner Is 'Not Rambo;' Bill Bratton Cuts Down Ex-Cop On Alleged Murder Spree
by Dennis Romero
LA Weekly
Feb. 8 2013

Yeah there were, what was it, 6 threads about Dorner on Fark yesterday?  Who knows why half of Fark wants to give the guy a sloppy blow job?  Or were you suggesting the cops just forget about a guy that is murdering their children.  I take it you wouldn't give a shiat if some guy killed your kid.

What evidence do you have that Dorner murdered their children?

It clearly isn't becessary, but it really helps to know the facts before jumping in. Dornier so much as admitted to killing a. Hirl(and her boyfriend) because she was the daughter of a cop he didn't like.

Fark this guy and Charlie estevez


He didn't confess nor is his manifesto tantamount to a confession
 
2013-02-11 12:14:24 PM  

quatchi: aerojockey: Wouldn't it be funny if Charlie Sheen talks him in.

It would be win.

Not gonna happen.

Dorner wants blood.

The cops also want blood here.

There will be blood.


Tiger blood, or just regular kind?
 
2013-02-11 12:20:11 PM  

Maus III: Mitch Mitchell: I'm new to this Dorner case.  But so far he is only talking smack.  Correct me if I'm wrong.

He is a non-issue.

He is in a bi-polar high which makes you feel like Superman.  It might make you want  to hide in a confine like a cheap hotel.   Or in the basement of an old friend.
But he is most likely in a paranoid state that should be entered without guns ablazing.

I'm a fat, useless, basement dwelling moron that has never had an original thought. I'm stupid, lazy, small minded, tiny pricked and I like gay porn. I hate women and goats. I'm an ITG but real life pussy that likes to hit women and kids. I'm an asshole, a prick, a dickhead, an ass kissing suck-up. I can't walk and chew gum at the same time. I'm poor and uneducated. I drive a POS gas-sucking car (when it's running) that pollutes the environment and gets worse gas mileage than a Hummer 2. Nothing I say is worthy of an ounce of respect. I lie and make up stories to make myself look and feel better. I'm a virgin that has never had a date let alone touched a woman. I love bestiality and humiliation porn. I'm racist and xenophobic. I drink the wrong beer, eat at the wrong restaurants and I hate wine because I'm an uncultured, uncouth, ignoramus who thinks Cheese Wiz is the height of American cuisine.


Duly noted - You're a farker. Got it.
 
2013-02-11 12:20:31 PM  

Bontesla: Pumpernickel bread: Bontesla: rwfan: homelessdude:
Somethings is really weird about this whole thing.There is just too much attention being heaped on this situation. It sounds like the LAPD is broadcasting a daily reason on why they should kill first, ask questions later.

Christopher Dorner Is 'Not Rambo;' Bill Bratton Cuts Down Ex-Cop On Alleged Murder Spree
by Dennis Romero
LA Weekly
Feb. 8 2013

Yeah there were, what was it, 6 threads about Dorner on Fark yesterday?  Who knows why half of Fark wants to give the guy a sloppy blow job?  Or were you suggesting the cops just forget about a guy that is murdering their children.  I take it you wouldn't give a shiat if some guy killed your kid.

What evidence do you have that Dorner murdered their children?

It clearly isn't becessary, but it really helps to know the facts before jumping in. Dornier so much as admitted to killing a. Hirl(and her boyfriend) because she was the daughter of a cop he didn't like.

Fark this guy and Charlie estevez

He didn't confess nor is his manifesto tantamount to a confession



Nope he didn't and signs point to all the manefestos being farked with one way or another.  So who knows what the real story is but I do thank all the copsuckers out there for outing themselves.
 
2013-02-11 12:23:23 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Bontesla: rwfan: homelessdude:
Somethings is really weird about this whole thing.There is just too much attention being heaped on this situation. It sounds like the LAPD is broadcasting a daily reason on why they should kill first, ask questions later.

Christopher Dorner Is 'Not Rambo;' Bill Bratton Cuts Down Ex-Cop On Alleged Murder Spree
by Dennis Romero
LA Weekly
Feb. 8 2013

Yeah there were, what was it, 6 threads about Dorner on Fark yesterday?  Who knows why half of Fark wants to give the guy a sloppy blow job?  Or were you suggesting the cops just forget about a guy that is murdering their children.  I take it you wouldn't give a shiat if some guy killed your kid.

What evidence do you have that Dorner murdered their children?

Wait someone/several people were saying he only is accused of killing adults and that all were cops now whether those cops were related, well. Were does this killing killing children come from?
Granted I haven't paid enough attention since hopefully I'm safe halfway across the country.


Oh he's had time to get to you. Don't sleep.
 
2013-02-11 12:27:35 PM  
It's an old Vulcan proverb: Only Nixon could go to China Charlie Sheen could connect with Dorner.
 
2013-02-11 12:30:07 PM  
Totally off-topic, but has anyone YET seen a picture of this guy NOT smiling like the friendliest MF'er on the planet?

LAPD almost has to be beside themselves trying to find a villanous photo of this guy; it's difficult to demonize someone who looks like a cross between LL Cool J and Good Guy Greg.

They're fighting the public's long held mistrust of the LAPD and associated corruption, versus American's historical empathy for renegade outlaw folklore.

Only scenario I can imagine him surviving this is is Federal charges come down and he turns himself into the FBI, avoiding any of state of local custody; and I can't see this scenario working out soon enough.
 
2013-02-11 12:30:08 PM  

Head_Shot: tinfoil-hat maggie: Bontesla: rwfan: homelessdude:
Somethings is really weird about this whole thing.There is just too much attention being heaped on this situation. It sounds like the LAPD is broadcasting a daily reason on why they should kill first, ask questions later.

Christopher Dorner Is 'Not Rambo;' Bill Bratton Cuts Down Ex-Cop On Alleged Murder Spree
by Dennis Romero
LA Weekly
Feb. 8 2013

Yeah there were, what was it, 6 threads about Dorner on Fark yesterday?  Who knows why half of Fark wants to give the guy a sloppy blow job?  Or were you suggesting the cops just forget about a guy that is murdering their children.  I take it you wouldn't give a shiat if some guy killed your kid.

What evidence do you have that Dorner murdered their children?

Wait someone/several people were saying he only is accused of killing adults and that all were cops now whether those cops were related, well. Were does this killing killing children come from?
Granted I haven't paid enough attention since hopefully I'm safe halfway across the country.

Oh he's had time to get to you. Don't sleep.


I'm not worried #1he's kinda cute and #2 I'm on his side I'm more worried about the trigger happy cops shooting up cars ; )
 
2013-02-11 12:32:55 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: You just know this is being pitched as a reality show as we speak.  Get Sheen out in the woods with some cameras, some forties, and a big bag of drugs.


I would only watch this if Gary Busey was somehow involved.
 
2013-02-11 01:28:08 PM  

A Terrible Human: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: You just know this is being pitched as a reality show as we speak.  Get Sheen out in the woods with some cameras, some forties, and a big bag of drugs.

I would only watch this if Gary Busey was somehow involved.


Oh God that show would rule.
 
2013-02-11 01:32:18 PM  

corq: Totally off-topic, but has anyone YET seen a picture of this guy NOT smiling like the friendliest MF'er on the planet?

LAPD almost has to be beside themselves trying to find a villanous photo of this guy; it's difficult to demonize someone who looks like a cross between LL Cool J and Good Guy Greg.

They're fighting the public's long held mistrust of the LAPD and associated corruption, versus American's historical empathy for renegade outlaw folklore.

Only scenario I can imagine him surviving this is is Federal charges come down and he turns himself into the FBI, avoiding any of state of local custody; and I can't see this scenario working out soon enough.


Scary 6 foot near 300 pound black man with military training is supposed to be enough to make the soccer moms faint and the neck dads grab their guns. That's not a smile, those are bared fangs ready to ravish your women while you watch with piss running down your legs. It's the Scary Black Man oogey boogey.
 
2013-02-11 01:43:55 PM  

corq: Totally off-topic, but has anyone YET seen a picture of this guy NOT smiling like the friendliest MF'er on the planet?

LAPD almost has to be beside themselves trying to find a villanous photo of this guy; it's difficult to demonize someone who looks like a cross between LL Cool J and Good Guy Greg.

They're fighting the public's long held mistrust of the LAPD and associated corruption, versus American's historical empathy for renegade outlaw folklore.

Only scenario I can imagine him surviving this is is Federal charges come down and he turns himself into the FBI, avoiding any of state of local custody; and I can't see this scenario working out soon enough.


What federal charges can they charge him with to get the FBI involved? As far as I know he hasn't broken any yet, everything has been state. And the FBI can't just inject themselves into state jurisdiction, they have to be invited in. Now if the justice department wants to open a investigation into the what he alleges the LAPD did, then I could see the FBI getting involved and arresting as he would be a witness, but I don't see them cutting off the locals like that.
 
2013-02-11 02:08:36 PM  
I read his manifesto and truthfully I don't find him all that crazy. In reference to his security clearance the amount of background checks involved in Top Secret / Sensitive Compartmentalized Information (TS/SCI) is pretty deep. Also he kind of debunks being off his rocker talking about his medical record and amount of CT scans he has had.

Not siding with him or what he's done but the boy has been pushed to that limit and he has gone over.
 
2013-02-11 02:26:11 PM  

ongbok: corq: Totally off-topic, but has anyone YET seen a picture of this guy NOT smiling like the friendliest MF'er on the planet?

LAPD almost has to be beside themselves trying to find a villanous photo of this guy; it's difficult to demonize someone who looks like a cross between LL Cool J and Good Guy Greg.

They're fighting the public's long held mistrust of the LAPD and associated corruption, versus American's historical empathy for renegade outlaw folklore.

Only scenario I can imagine him surviving this is is Federal charges come down and he turns himself into the FBI, avoiding any of state of local custody; and I can't see this scenario working out soon enough.

What federal charges can they charge him with to get the FBI involved? As far as I know he hasn't broken any yet, everything has been state. And the FBI can't just inject themselves into state jurisdiction, they have to be invited in. Now if the justice department wants to open a investigation into the what he alleges the LAPD did, then I could see the FBI getting involved and arresting as he would be a witness, but I don't see them cutting off the locals like that.


Eh, a carjacking crossing interstate lines, though I'm not sure what criteria is involved in that becoming a Federal matter, and there's been no indication he's left the state, nor intends to.

I'm just trying to imagine a scenario where he'd both live and then have to answer for his alledged actions. I just don't see a survival scenario, and a Federal case would be the only means where apprehending him alive would have any value.
 
2013-02-11 03:06:16 PM  
Didn't they find his truck abandoned in the woods in the middle of a snowstorm? The only person who can contact Dorner now is a medium; that guy is dead and lying under a snowbank somewhere. They'll find him in the spring.

The amount of handwringing, pantswetting fear over this guy is hilarious. He was a Navy Reservist, not a special forces guy. He qualified "marksman" on the rifle, which is the worst you can do and still qualify. He qualified "expert" on the pistol, which means you can competently shoot slowly at a paper target 25 yards away. You learn more in the Boy Scouts about woodland survival than you do in the Navy Reserve.
 
2013-02-11 03:12:22 PM  
He farked Bree Olsen.
He is my hero.
 
2013-02-11 03:59:55 PM  
www.wearysloth.com
Unavailable for contact...

/Troop leader to Raven...
 
2013-02-11 04:17:48 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: Bontesla: rwfan: homelessdude:
Somethings is really weird about this whole thing.There is just too much attention being heaped on this situation. It sounds like the LAPD is broadcasting a daily reason on why they should kill first, ask questions later.

Christopher Dorner Is 'Not Rambo;' Bill Bratton Cuts Down Ex-Cop On Alleged Murder Spree
by Dennis Romero
LA Weekly
Feb. 8 2013

Yeah there were, what was it, 6 threads about Dorner on Fark yesterday?  Who knows why half of Fark wants to give the guy a sloppy blow job?  Or were you suggesting the cops just forget about a guy that is murdering their children.  I take it you wouldn't give a shiat if some guy killed your kid.

What evidence do you have that Dorner murdered their children?

It clearly isn't becessary, but it really helps to know the facts before jumping in. Dornier so much as admitted to killing a. Hirl(and her boyfriend) because she was the daughter of a cop he didn't like.

Fark this guy and Carlos Estevez


/ftfy
 
2013-02-11 04:38:36 PM  
ole' charlie's been on the other side, so he could give this guy some good advice.
 
2013-02-11 07:07:00 PM  

ReluctantPaladin: Waldo Pepper: SlothB77: I was kinda hoping Dorner would show up at the Grammy's and take out Taylor Swift.  If he did that, I might be willing to forgive him for the three other people he killed.

why take her out, she is cute and nice, why not take out beyonce

Uhmmmm...Any takers for the removal of Chris Brown from the planet?


At the pace Chris Brown is going I think he's going to remove himself before too long.
 
2013-02-11 08:43:05 PM  

domo_kun_sai: He farked Bree Olsen.
He is my hero.


Was this before or after he set fire to his truck?
 
2013-02-11 10:52:29 PM  

apoptotic: And how exactly is Dorner supposed to get Sheen's phone number?


Call Sheen's agent company and they'll pass him through, I'm sure.

It took me all of two seconds to find his address, agent and lawyer, I'm assuming Dorner can manage the same:

http://famous-relationships.topsynergy.com/Charlie_Sheen/Contact.asp
 
2013-02-12 12:43:06 AM  
Chaos reveals truth.
 
2013-02-12 06:23:22 AM  

quatchi: aerojockey: Wouldn't it be funny if Charlie Sheen talks him in.

It would be win.

Not gonna happen.

Dorner wants blood.

The cops also want blood here.

There will be blood.


Tiger blood?
 
Displayed 122 of 122 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report