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(Yahoo)   Step aside LAPD, recovering insane person/9-11 truther Charlie Sheen is here to talk to Christopher Dorner. OH GOD PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 122
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2013-02-11 12:24:04 AM  
He also praised a number of celebrities, including Larry David, Bill Cosby, Jon Stewart, Kate Winslet, Ellen Degeneres, Anthony Bourdain, Michelle Obama and the former "Two and a Half Men" star. "Charlie Sheen, you're effin awesome," Dorner wrote.

Huh. Pretty decent taste in celebrities, if you ask me. Except for Charlie Sheen, that is.
 
2013-02-11 12:50:25 AM  
m.kiss925.com
He knows what he needs, just give him time.
 
2013-02-11 02:21:58 AM  
was this before or after the $1,000,000.00 was offered one wonders.
 
2013-02-11 02:22:18 AM  
You know, I thought people were jumping the gun by saying Dorner's insane, but I think this just proves it.
 
2013-02-11 02:23:37 AM  
And how exactly is Dorner supposed to get Sheen's phone number?
 
2013-02-11 02:24:53 AM  
Million bucks can buy a fair amount of blow and hookers.
 
2013-02-11 02:26:16 AM  
Who's got the popcorn? This'll be fun!
 
2013-02-11 02:31:00 AM  
Hm....if I was on the run from the LAPD, which not-crazy demented drug-addict whoring celebrity would I choose to reach out to? Alec Baldwin? David Hasselhoff? Charlie...Sheen?
 
2013-02-11 02:31:31 AM  

SirEattonHogg: Million bucks can buy a fair amount of blow and hookers.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-11 02:31:45 AM  

apoptotic: And how exactly is Dorner supposed to get Sheen's phone number?




Lawyer?
 
2013-02-11 02:39:23 AM  
Wouldn't it be funny if Charlie Sheen talks him in.
 
2013-02-11 02:43:31 AM  
You just know this is being pitched as a reality show as we speak.  Get Sheen out in the woods with some cameras, some forties, and a big bag of drugs.
 
2013-02-11 02:45:17 AM  
Charlie sheen may have engaged in asshatery over the years, but if he in some way convinces this guy to not hurt anyone else I won't complain.
 
2013-02-11 02:45:22 AM  

apoptotic: And how exactly is Dorner supposed to get Sheen's phone number?


He's a cop, he's gotta know some hookers.
 
2013-02-11 02:50:43 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: You just know this is being pitched as a reality show as we speak.  Get Sheen out in the woods with some cameras, some forties, and a big bag of drugs.


It can't possibly be worse than Honey Boo-Boo.
 
2013-02-11 02:52:46 AM  
s11.postimage.org

Ever see Die Hard? That.
 
2013-02-11 02:56:24 AM  
 
2013-02-11 03:01:42 AM  
Considering they're saying they'll reopen Dorner's case, offering a reward and shooting up random vehicles I think the LAPD is just desperate enough to ask Sheen for help.

Sheen's motive for helping the LAPD should be obvious.
 
2013-02-11 03:02:19 AM  
Got a blue pickup? Live in or visiting the American Southwest? Stay the fark off the road

These guys make you take a second look at Dorner
 
2013-02-11 03:02:25 AM  
in other news, there was a

www.bowlingshirt.com
/farkers better not sell out random link before order my shirt.
//just saying
///random hot beard
www.bowlingshirt.com
 
2013-02-11 03:07:55 AM  
Dorner's career has really gone downhill ever since Six Feet Under ended and he no longer could play Michael C. Hall's boyfriend.
 
2013-02-11 03:12:03 AM  

Oxygen_Thief: Charlie sheen may have engaged in asshatery over the years, but if he in some way convinces this guy to not hurt anyone else I won't complain.


THIS

And amen, if it gets him to stop hurting people, then let Sheen try.

Flip side I suppose, is Sheen makes the situation worse, but at this point I'm not sure how much worse it could get.
 
2013-02-11 03:13:20 AM  
Winning.

/Seriously this guy is on his way to becoming a chaotic neutral folk hero.
 
2013-02-11 03:25:11 AM  

strangeluck: Oxygen_Thief: Charlie sheen may have engaged in asshatery over the years, but if he in some way convinces this guy to not hurt anyone else I won't complain.

THIS

And amen, if it gets him to stop hurting people, then let Sheen try.

Flip side I suppose, is Sheen makes the situation worse, but at this point I'm not sure how much worse it could get.


There was a great Australian parody current affairs comedy in the '90's called Frontline. They once parodied an incident which actually happened in an Australian tabloid current affairs tv show where the show's host managed to get through to a guy who was holding a family in an armed siege. They interviewed the gunman and eventually the situation resolved with no deaths or injuries, but the current affairs host was rightly criticised because his telephone call had actually cut off the call with the police negotiator. Anyway, when Frontline did their parody episode, they replayed the scene described above, and had the host arguing off the criticism that it had all ended fine so what was the problem? The punchline of the show was the final scene where, weeks later, an armed gunman holding an office of workers under siege called the Frontline desk and was put straight through to the host, live on air. The host asked the gunman if he had anything he wanted to say to Australia and the gunman replied "Yeah, listen to this" as shotgun started ringing out and there were lots of screams in the background.

So if life imitates art as it often can, Charlie Sheen will be on the verge of bringing this guy in when a final shootout starts up and Charlie's in the foreground looking shocked while bodies mount up behind him.

No one wants this guy to continue a killing spree but this guy sounds like a very dangerous attention whore and I'm not sure Charlie Sheen is helping in this case.
 
2013-02-11 03:32:08 AM  

moothemagiccow: Got a blue pickup? Live in or visiting the American Southwest? Stay the fark off the road

These guys make you take a second look at Dorner


They found his truck burned out in the mountains somewhere, I don't think they're looking for it anymore.
 
2013-02-11 03:32:42 AM  
So, what we have here is one very dangerous and delusional attention whore with a history of violence.

And Christopher Dorner.
 
2013-02-11 03:36:31 AM  

aerojockey: Wouldn't it be funny if Charlie Sheen talks him in.


It would be win.

Not gonna happen.

Dorner wants blood.

The cops also want blood here.

There will be blood.
 
2013-02-11 03:40:14 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Hm....if I was on the run from the LAPD, which not-crazy demented drug-addict whoring celebrity would I choose to reach out to? Alec Baldwin? David Hasselhoff? Charlie...Sheen?


Britney Spears and Mel Gibson, but only if they promise to have a family. And then you leave your money to some 'mechanic' from Blue Thunder.
 
2013-02-11 03:41:14 AM  
Well now I'm concerned about what Donald Trump will do to involve himself too.....
 
2013-02-11 03:52:15 AM  
 
2013-02-11 03:56:35 AM  
Oxygen_Thief
Charlie sheen may have engaged in asshatery over the years, but if he in some way convinces this guy to not hurt anyone else I won't complain.


That is the first half, now the police departments hunting down this guy are the other half of the problem.
 
2013-02-11 04:18:18 AM  
That'd just be insane - a guy guaranteed to get the death penalty turning himself in.  Although that actually might be nice to rub it in the face of the LAPD by preventing them from killing Dorner.

I want one of these shirts.
 
2013-02-11 04:22:21 AM  
droner has already accomplished his goals. it doesn't matter what levels of redic are achieved after those. serious. i love how you all rely on media, it's funny in a cute/sad kind of way. lol hypocrisy. but for serious.
 
2013-02-11 04:24:30 AM  
I'm new to this Dorner case.  But so far he is only talking smack.  Correct me if I'm wrong.

He is a non-issue.

He is in a bi-polar high which makes you feel like Superman.  It might make you want  to hide in a confine like a cheap hotel.   Or in the basement of an old friend.
But he is most likely in a paranoid state that should be entered without guns ablazing.
 
2013-02-11 04:25:09 AM  

Brigandaca: Been done before by an equally nuts drunk-arsed celeb:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/7882762/Raoul-Moat-Gazz a- arrives-in-Rothbury-to-offer-his-support.html


FTFY. Great link. And on the article linked was this current news:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/9845227/Paul-Gascoignes-li fe -is-in-danger-warns-agent-as-former-England-star-starts-drinking-again .html

So the conclusion you reach is that you have to be life-threateningly addicted to substances as a very wealthy celebrity to think this is a great idea.
 
2013-02-11 04:35:59 AM  

Mitch Mitchell: I'm new to this Dorner case.  But so far he is only talking smack.  Correct me if I'm wrong.

He is a non-issue.

He is in a bi-polar high which makes you feel like Superman.  It might make you want  to hide in a confine like a cheap hotel.   Or in the basement of an old friend.
But he is most likely in a paranoid state that should be entered without guns ablazing.


Dorner is alleged to have killed three people so maybe just a little more than "talking smack"!
 
2013-02-11 04:36:49 AM  

Mitch Mitchell: I'm new to this Dorner case.  But so far he is only talking smack.  Correct me if I'm wrong.

He is a non-issue.

He is in a bi-polar high which makes you feel like Superman.  It might make you want  to hide in a confine like a cheap hotel.   Or in the basement of an old friend.
But he is most likely in a paranoid state that should be entered without guns ablazing.


I'm a fat, useless, basement dwelling moron that has never had an original thought. I'm stupid, lazy, small minded, tiny pricked and I like gay porn. I hate women and goats. I'm an ITG but real life pussy that likes to hit women and kids. I'm an asshole, a prick, a dickhead, an ass kissing suck-up. I can't walk and chew gum at the same time. I'm poor and uneducated. I drive a POS gas-sucking car (when it's running) that pollutes the environment and gets worse gas mileage than a Hummer 2. Nothing I say is worthy of an ounce of respect. I lie and make up stories to make myself look and feel better. I'm a virgin that has never had a date let alone touched a woman. I love bestiality and humiliation porn. I'm racist and xenophobic. I drink the wrong beer, eat at the wrong restaurants and I hate wine because I'm an uncultured, uncouth, ignoramus who thinks Cheese Wiz is the height of American cuisine.
 
2013-02-11 04:40:54 AM  

apoptotic: And how exactly is Dorner supposed to get Sheen's phone number?


Ask a random hooker?

Most of the one in Hollywood have him on speed dial.
 
2013-02-11 04:41:09 AM  

Dr.Zom: So, what we have here is one very dangerous and delusional attention whore with a history of violence.

And Christopher Dorner.


Ok that was funny.
 
2013-02-11 04:41:52 AM  

Enemabag Jones: Winning.

/Seriously this guy is on his way to becoming a chaotic neutral folk hero.


That was too :D
 
2013-02-11 04:54:32 AM  
I thought it had been established that a lot I'd the versions of the manifesto had been edited and uploaded by 4 Chan and the original didn't contain quite as much nonsense?
 
2013-02-11 05:05:22 AM  

quatchi: aerojockey: Wouldn't it be funny if Charlie Sheen talks him in.
It would be win.
Not gonna happen.
Dorner wants blood.
The cops also want blood here.
There will be blood.



Yup....his epitaph is likely written.

Somethings is really weird about this whole thing.There is just too much attention being heaped on this situation. It sounds like the LAPD is broadcasting a daily reason on why they should kill first, ask questions later.

Christopher Dorner Is 'Not Rambo;' Bill Bratton Cuts Down Ex-Cop On Alleged Murder Spree
by Dennis Romero
LA Weekly
Feb. 8 2013
 
2013-02-11 05:07:28 AM  
I know it's impossible to rationalize with a crazy person

/but a crazy person rationalizing with another crazy person?
//GENIUS!
 
2013-02-11 05:15:19 AM  

Maus III: Mitch Mitchell: I'm new to this Dorner case.  But so far he is only talking smack.  Correct me if I'm wrong.

He is a non-issue.

He is in a bi-polar high which makes you feel like Superman.  It might make you want  to hide in a confine like a cheap hotel.   Or in the basement of an old friend.
But he is most likely in a paranoid state that should be entered without guns ablazing.

I'm a fat, useless, basement dwelling moron that has never had an original thought. I'm stupid, lazy, small minded, tiny pricked and I like gay porn. I hate women and goats. I'm an ITG but real life pussy that likes to hit women and kids. I'm an asshole, a prick, a dickhead, an ass kissing suck-up. I can't walk and chew gum at the same time. I'm poor and uneducated. I drive a POS gas-sucking car (when it's running) that pollutes the environment and gets worse gas mileage than a Hummer 2. Nothing I say is worthy of an ounce of respect. I lie and make up stories to make myself look and feel better. I'm a virgin that has never had a date let alone touched a woman. I love bestiality and humiliation porn. I'm racist and xenophobic. I drink the wrong beer, eat at the wrong restaurants and I hate wine because I'm an uncultured, uncouth, ignoramus who thinks Cheese Wiz is the height of American cuisine.


Dude, if you can turn that into lyrics you'll be the songwriter of your generation.
 
2013-02-11 05:28:05 AM  

fusillade762: KrispyKritter: was this before or after the $1,000,000.00 was offered one wonders.

At this point that's pretty much chump change to Sheen.

So to recap, he'll make $125 million from Warner Brothers over the next several years, $100 million from FX, plus his weekly $700,000 salary... Is Charlie Sheen the smartest guy ever or just the luckiest?


Holy crap on a cracker. And that SOB probably has a monster in his trousers to boot.
 
2013-02-11 05:32:23 AM  

Aussie_As: Maus III: Mitch Mitchell: I'm new to this Dorner case.  But so far he is only talking smack.  Correct me if I'm wrong.

He is a non-issue.

He is in a bi-polar high which makes you feel like Superman.  It might make you want  to hide in a confine like a cheap hotel.   Or in the basement of an old friend.
But he is most likely in a paranoid state that should be entered without guns ablazing.

I'm a fat, useless, basement dwelling moron that has never had an original thought. I'm stupid, lazy, small minded, tiny pricked and I like gay porn. I hate women and goats. I'm an ITG but real life pussy that likes to hit women and kids. I'm an asshole, a prick, a dickhead, an ass kissing suck-up. I can't walk and chew gum at the same time. I'm poor and uneducated. I drive a POS gas-sucking car (when it's running) that pollutes the environment and gets worse gas mileage than a Hummer 2. Nothing I say is worthy of an ounce of respect. I lie and make up stories to make myself look and feel better. I'm a virgin that has never had a date let alone touched a woman. I love bestiality and humiliation porn. I'm racist and xenophobic. I drink the wrong beer, eat at the wrong restaurants and I hate wine because I'm an uncultured, uncouth, ignoramus who thinks Cheese Wiz is the height of American cuisine.

Dude, if you can turn that into lyrics you'll be the songwriter of your generation.


You mean those weren't lyrics to an Eminem song?
 
2013-02-11 05:32:42 AM  

quatchi: aerojockey: Wouldn't it be funny if Charlie Sheen talks him in.

It would be win.

Not gonna happen.

Dorner wants blood.

The cops also want blood here.

There will be blood.


Ya think?

d3ny4pswk2x1ig.cloudfront.net
 
2013-02-11 05:32:46 AM  
So copsuckers where ya at?
 
2013-02-11 05:33:52 AM  

fusillade762: KrispyKritter: was this before or after the $1,000,000.00 was offered one wonders.

At this point that's pretty much chump change to Sheen.

So to recap, he'll make $125 million from Warner Brothers over the next several years, $100 million from FX, plus his weekly $700,000 salary... Is Charlie Sheen the smartest guy ever or just the luckiest?


More proof there is no God.
 
2013-02-11 05:34:56 AM  

Farking Lurker: So copsuckers where ya at?


In the drones thread.
 
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