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(Huffington Post)   Martha Stewart says foodies are the new fashionistas: "What's in your pantry and on your plate have become a form of self-expression much like a fabulous pair of Christian Louboutins, or absolutely anything vintage"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 20
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2013-02-11 06:42:36 AM  
3 votes:

Fark Rye For Many Whores: When New York Fashion Week gets underway on Thursday, those of us with a keen interest in design and style will be watching to see what comes down the runway.

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2013-02-11 12:26:13 AM  
3 votes:
dahmer get's killed in prison but nobody was able to get a shank into this woman during her stay? unfair.
2013-02-11 02:29:01 AM  
2 votes:
Martha Stewart is a beautiful woman and a high water mark in good taste and finer living. I would love to seduce her with a multiple course meal and several bottles of well chosen wines. Mouth to ass on the first date, have her screaming like a school girl. It's a good thing.
ecl
2013-02-11 02:02:54 AM  
2 votes:
Who gives a flying f*ck what Martha Stewart or food loving dipsters think or say?

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2013-02-11 01:27:44 AM  
2 votes:
I'm going to start taking pictures of my food after I eat it.
2013-02-11 01:24:30 AM  
2 votes:
I made meatloaf tonight.  I'm so foodie I've gone around the horn.
2013-02-11 12:44:22 AM  
2 votes:
When New York Fashion Week gets underway on Thursday, those of us with a keen interest in design and style will be watching to see what comes down the runway.

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2013-02-11 04:28:24 PM  
1 votes:

i upped my meds-up yours: KrispyKritter: Martha Stewart is a beautiful woman and a high water mark in good taste and finer living. I would love to seduce her with a multiple course meal and several bottles of well chosen wines. Mouth to ass on the first date, have her screaming like a school girl. It's a good thing.

Dude, she was born in 19farking41. If you're going for that age bracket, fine, but at least have some class with your sex. Welch, Mirren, Sarandon. Lucci, maybe. Martha is not classy, she's a psycho biatch who'd slam your dick in a window if her climax arrived fifteen seconds late, then get up and go right to her napkin folding.


Uh huh, go on...
2013-02-11 03:22:51 AM  
1 votes:
I have some vintage food in my refrigerator. I need to clean that thing out, it's been a while. Does eBay have a foodie section?
2013-02-11 03:09:42 AM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: pissedoffmick: dahmer get's killed in prison but nobody was able to get a shank into this woman during her stay? unfair.

Hey, she's not wrong.

You could sell Foodies dogshiat in a box if you labeled it "organic" and sold it for $100 an ounce.


Organic doesn't matter to foodies. Trendiness does. If they had greenhouses on the moon, they'd pretend moon melons had a special flavour and pay a fortune to have radioactive fruit from space.
2013-02-11 03:08:33 AM  
1 votes:
Great, the first world future is divided between slobs eating slop and people who elevate food to a fashion statement/religion/lifestyle.
2013-02-11 02:44:36 AM  
1 votes:

dbirchall: So the new trend is  vintage food, then?


Yum, aged canned corn.
2013-02-11 02:06:32 AM  
1 votes:
"A form of self-expression" ... yeah, that sounds right. Mostly because it's the self-absorbed and narcissistic who seem to be so obsessed with expressing themselves, or, rather, with thinking their self-glorification is  important to anyone else. For everyone else, what matters is what kind of person you are, not what you say about yourself.
2013-02-11 01:54:26 AM  
1 votes:

pissedoffmick: dahmer get's killed in prison but nobody was able to get a shank into this woman during her stay? unfair.


I have it on good authority that she raped several other inmates with an elegant cloisonne toilet plunger.
2013-02-11 01:46:43 AM  
1 votes:
'Martha Stewart's Prison Biatch' would be a cool band name.
2013-02-11 01:32:43 AM  
1 votes:
(When I published my 2009 cookbook, Martha Stewart Cupcakes, who would have thought that two years later American women would still have an insatiable appetite for the dessert?)

I don't know, Martha. Everyone? It's a farking cupcake.
DB
2013-02-11 01:28:02 AM  
1 votes:
Or pretentious, self-important, driving up prices and ruining it for everybody.

"If cooking is an art, I think we're in our Dada phase"
2013-02-11 01:23:57 AM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: pissedoffmick: dahmer get's killed in prison but nobody was able to get a shank into this woman during her stay? unfair.

Hey, she's not wrong.

You could sell Foodies dogshiat in a box if you labeled it "organic" and sold it for $100 an ounce.


hmmm. i have a dog.
2013-02-11 01:20:14 AM  
1 votes:

pissedoffmick: dahmer get's killed in prison but nobody was able to get a shank into this woman during her stay? unfair.


Hey, she's not wrong.

You could sell Foodies dogshiat in a box if you labeled it "organic" and sold it for $100 an ounce.
2013-02-11 12:15:43 AM  
1 votes:
So the new trend is  vintage food, then?
 
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