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(Huffington Post)   Martha Stewart says foodies are the new fashionistas: "What's in your pantry and on your plate have become a form of self-expression much like a fabulous pair of Christian Louboutins, or absolutely anything vintage"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 68
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2013-02-11 12:15:43 AM  
So the new trend is  vintage food, then?
 
2013-02-11 12:26:13 AM  
dahmer get's killed in prison but nobody was able to get a shank into this woman during her stay? unfair.
 
2013-02-11 12:44:22 AM  
When New York Fashion Week gets underway on Thursday, those of us with a keen interest in design and style will be watching to see what comes down the runway.

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2013-02-11 01:20:14 AM  

pissedoffmick: dahmer get's killed in prison but nobody was able to get a shank into this woman during her stay? unfair.


Hey, she's not wrong.

You could sell Foodies dogshiat in a box if you labeled it "organic" and sold it for $100 an ounce.
 
2013-02-11 01:23:57 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: pissedoffmick: dahmer get's killed in prison but nobody was able to get a shank into this woman during her stay? unfair.

Hey, she's not wrong.

You could sell Foodies dogshiat in a box if you labeled it "organic" and sold it for $100 an ounce.


hmmm. i have a dog.
 
2013-02-11 01:24:30 AM  
I made meatloaf tonight.  I'm so foodie I've gone around the horn.
 
2013-02-11 01:24:53 AM  

nburghmatt: FirstNationalBastard: pissedoffmick: dahmer get's killed in prison but nobody was able to get a shank into this woman during her stay? unfair.

Hey, she's not wrong.

You could sell Foodies dogshiat in a box if you labeled it "organic" and sold it for $100 an ounce.

hmmm. i have a dog.


He'll only get into it if you feed him steak
 
2013-02-11 01:25:03 AM  
Martha Stewart is still a thing then?
 
2013-02-11 01:26:10 AM  
Also Bacon wrapped, bacon stuffed bacon.

/Not Faith Middleton
//Obscure?
 
2013-02-11 01:27:03 AM  
This thread delivers.
 
2013-02-11 01:27:44 AM  
I'm going to start taking pictures of my food after I eat it.
 
DB
2013-02-11 01:28:02 AM  
Or pretentious, self-important, driving up prices and ruining it for everybody.

"If cooking is an art, I think we're in our Dada phase"
 
2013-02-11 01:32:43 AM  
(When I published my 2009 cookbook, Martha Stewart Cupcakes, who would have thought that two years later American women would still have an insatiable appetite for the dessert?)

I don't know, Martha. Everyone? It's a farking cupcake.
 
2013-02-11 01:32:52 AM  
FirstNationalBastard: You could sell Foodies dogshiat in a box if you labeled it "organic" and sold it for $100 an ounce.

hey, dogshiat is all-natural.

so is arsenic.
 
2013-02-11 01:34:12 AM  
naked girl sushi ...nom nom nom
 
2013-02-11 01:38:31 AM  
I'll stick with what I have eaten since I was 6.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-11 01:38:43 AM  
Kraft dinner is going to have a dijon flavor in the near future.
 
2013-02-11 01:40:51 AM  

pissedoffmick: dahmer get's killed in prison but nobody was able to get a shank into this woman during her stay? unfair.


bahahaha, that's terrible!
 
2013-02-11 01:46:43 AM  
'Martha Stewart's Prison Biatch' would be a cool band name.
 
2013-02-11 01:48:02 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: pissedoffmick: dahmer get's killed in prison but nobody was able to get a shank into this woman during her stay? unfair.

Hey, she's not wrong.

You could sell Foodies dogshiat in a box if you labeled it "organic" and sold it for $100 an ounce.


I say we go with organic hemlock tea.
 
2013-02-11 01:52:28 AM  
Ugh - My wife has more than a few pairs of these lying around.  They look pretty hot when she wears them but them I have to park right by the restaurant or bar since more than 3 blocks is out of the question.  Not to mention they're worth more than some of my watches.

/very much a first world problem
//can haz hot chick in heels thread?  I'll start (and these are type the wife owns)

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-11 01:54:26 AM  

pissedoffmick: dahmer get's killed in prison but nobody was able to get a shank into this woman during her stay? unfair.


I have it on good authority that she raped several other inmates with an elegant cloisonne toilet plunger.
 
ecl
2013-02-11 02:02:54 AM  
Who gives a flying f*ck what Martha Stewart or food loving dipsters think or say?

weknowmemes.com
 
2013-02-11 02:06:32 AM  
"A form of self-expression" ... yeah, that sounds right. Mostly because it's the self-absorbed and narcissistic who seem to be so obsessed with expressing themselves, or, rather, with thinking their self-glorification is  important to anyone else. For everyone else, what matters is what kind of person you are, not what you say about yourself.
 
2013-02-11 02:17:39 AM  

pissedoffmick: dahmer get's killed in prison but nobody was able to get a shank into this woman during her stay? unfair.


You kill someone the first night and no one touches you.
 
2013-02-11 02:19:46 AM  

DB: Or pretentious, self-important, driving up prices and ruining it for everybody.


Yeah. the faux depression head to tail hipster movement to get on using fatback, pork bellies, offal. Is driving up the price for those things. As hipster buy them up to pretend they're soooo hurting and being so eco friendly by eating lesser cuts of meats while paying 30 bucks a plate. Leaving those that actually used those things for budget wise cooking paying the price.
 
2013-02-11 02:29:01 AM  
Martha Stewart is a beautiful woman and a high water mark in good taste and finer living. I would love to seduce her with a multiple course meal and several bottles of well chosen wines. Mouth to ass on the first date, have her screaming like a school girl. It's a good thing.
 
2013-02-11 02:35:10 AM  
All of these cooking shows have made my breakfast, lunch, snack, and dinner better than any restaurant could serve. and i thank them for that.
regardless of that, i enjoy the chance to get out of the house and will pay someone to bring me something good. like food and beer.
/damn $6 tater tots were good, a bit of freezer burn, crumbled when poked with fork, fell apart in cheese dip. //Should have gone shredded pepper-jack baked for an additional 8 mins to give crispness
///did i mention chorizo - the pork kind. not the beef
 
2013-02-11 02:39:36 AM  

Torion!: All of these cooking shows have made my breakfast, lunch, snack, and dinner better than any restaurant could serve. and i thank them for that.
regardless of that, i enjoy the chance to get out of the house and will pay someone to bring me something good. like food and beer.
/damn $6 tater tots were good, a bit of freezer burn, crumbled when poked with fork, fell apart in cheese dip. //Should have gone shredded pepper-jack baked for an additional 8 mins to give crispness
///did i mention chorizo - the pork kind. not the beef


How come  you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran. Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan? So eat it, just eat it.
 
2013-02-11 02:44:36 AM  

dbirchall: So the new trend is  vintage food, then?


Yum, aged canned corn.
 
2013-02-11 02:46:33 AM  

pissedoffmick: dahmer get's killed in prison but nobody was able to get a shank into this woman during her stay? unfair.


Fu-Q.

The greatest cookie ever comes from Marta Stewart.
 
2013-02-11 02:51:59 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Kraft dinner is going to have a dijon flavor in the near future.


We'll just eat more.
 
2013-02-11 03:05:34 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: I'll stick with what I have eaten since I was 6.

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Link
 
2013-02-11 03:08:33 AM  
Great, the first world future is divided between slobs eating slop and people who elevate food to a fashion statement/religion/lifestyle.
 
2013-02-11 03:09:42 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: pissedoffmick: dahmer get's killed in prison but nobody was able to get a shank into this woman during her stay? unfair.

Hey, she's not wrong.

You could sell Foodies dogshiat in a box if you labeled it "organic" and sold it for $100 an ounce.


Organic doesn't matter to foodies. Trendiness does. If they had greenhouses on the moon, they'd pretend moon melons had a special flavour and pay a fortune to have radioactive fruit from space.
 
2013-02-11 03:22:51 AM  
I have some vintage food in my refrigerator. I need to clean that thing out, it's been a while. Does eBay have a foodie section?
 
2013-02-11 04:30:17 AM  
Why does it always have to be one thing or the other?  My husband is big into cooking and likes cooking with stuff that isn't all that common, but it's not like we don't enjoy McMuffins from time to time.  It's okay to do some crazy esoteric thing and then do chicken soup the next day.
 
2013-02-11 05:07:42 AM  

MissFeasance: Why does it always have to be one thing or the other?  My husband is big into cooking and likes cooking with stuff that isn't all that common, but it's not like we don't enjoy McMuffins from time to time.  It's okay to do some crazy esoteric thing and then do chicken soup the next day.


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2013-02-11 05:12:46 AM  
I just like good food. Lately I have the desire to try new foods. I could care less if it's cheap. If it's good, that's what I care about.
 
2013-02-11 05:29:17 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: I'll stick with what I have eaten since I was 6.


Wieners? Since you were six??
 
2013-02-11 05:38:10 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Pointy Tail of Satan: I'll stick with what I have eaten since I was 6.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 800x533]

Link


Ha, they fixed it in the article itself, but in the URL it's "the-10-most-decedent-gourmet-hot-dogs". Yup, it's dead, Jim.
 
2013-02-11 05:47:42 AM  
This woman needs to crawl back to her hole in Connecticut and disappear. Seriously.
 
2013-02-11 05:48:48 AM  

MissFeasance: Why does it always have to be one thing or the other?  My husband is big into cooking and likes cooking with stuff that isn't all that common, but it's not like we don't enjoy McMuffins from time to time.  It's okay to do some crazy esoteric thing and then do chicken soup the next day.


We are creatures of habit. There is no such thing as one thing or another. We repeat that one thing over and over again over the years and our bodies take the impact of these repeated abuse.
 
2013-02-11 06:42:36 AM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: When New York Fashion Week gets underway on Thursday, those of us with a keen interest in design and style will be watching to see what comes down the runway.

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2013-02-11 07:26:21 AM  
Fashion in food is like fashion in clothing. It's no substitute for good taste.
 
2013-02-11 07:30:19 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: I'll stick with what I have eaten since I was 6.


Pic fails without ketchup
 
2013-02-11 08:11:11 AM  

CMYK and PMS: Pointy Tail of Satan: I'll stick with what I have eaten since I was 6.

Pic fails without ketchup


No no no!  No ketchup on a hot dog.  That's just wrong.
 
2013-02-11 08:13:29 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: I'll stick with what I have eaten since I was 6.

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We let 7 year olds post on Fark?
 
2013-02-11 08:44:38 AM  

dbirchall: So the new trend is  vintage food, then?


Psst, hey buddy! Check out these pantry-aged, vintage boxes of mac n cheese. I can give you a good deal on em.
 
2013-02-11 09:36:41 AM  
i1151.photobucket.com
So I said "Martha, kindly stop snooping in my pantry or you'll get wearing the toe of my size 5 pumps in your twunt!".
The nerve of that biatch - really!
 
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