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(ABC 27)   The world's largest saltwater crocodile has died. The village it is in wants to preserve it to "keep tourists coming and prevent their community from slipping back into obscurity"   (abc27.com ) divider line
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2013-02-11 06:49:59 AM  
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CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: As a Marine Biologist, I got as far as the terms "saltwater crocodile," "captive," "eco-pond" and "bloated".

I don't need to wait for the autopsy results to know cause of death..

/RIP, you magnificent beast..


Was it a titleist?
2013-02-11 06:41:37 AM  
1 vote:
www.lobshots.com

/couldn't find a better image
2013-02-11 05:54:52 AM  
1 vote:

GreenSun: Imagine if this were to happen to the fattest human alive.

"We want his/her body to be preserved and displayed in a museum so that people can continue to marvel at his/her massive size."


So have you discussed the arrangements for your mom's funeral?
2013-02-11 05:45:36 AM  
1 vote:

GreenSun: Imagine if this were to happen to the fattest human alive.

"We want his/her body to be preserved and displayed in a museum so that people can continue to marvel at his/her massive size used as the giant boulder in a remake of Raiders of the Lost Ark."

2013-02-11 05:37:52 AM  
1 vote:
call that croc hunter guy and have him find another one. i think he went swimming.
2013-02-11 01:17:21 AM  
1 vote:
What a croc
2013-02-11 12:42:30 AM  
1 vote:
"You.re luggage!"
 
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